iOwnage vs lolsure (2901 views)

nl mENACE
nl Aie
nl outlAw
nl iNsAne
fi Sungi
fi Rong
fi LORDI
30.08.15 23:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth iOWNoutlAw 67 kills
Killing Spree Pustice lrd 5 frags without being killed
Accountant iOWNoutlAw 122% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ^CPustice rng 14 gibs
...and stay dead! ^CPustice rng 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning iOWNoutlAw 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Pustice lrd 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer iOWNoutlAw 169 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! iOWNiNsAne 366 damage per frag
What objective? iOWNoutlAw 361 XP
Red Shirt Pustice lrd 69 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? iOWNA i e 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore iOWNA i e 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Pustice lrd 5 team kills
Gingerbread man Pustice sng 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
^CPustice rng7128141581401171020695492050/01/136/415/224916538
Pustice lrd722585069705208857101494240/03/345/417/617714755
Pustice sng52316336351023811279022410/02/429/352/224612338
Pustice 6585512419026166027175276008700/06/4110/3514/222414547
iOWNiNsAne65131203130012450341191720/03/117/190/022513344
iOWNoutlAw1203616755513201135986611220/02/261/307/217015555
iOWNA i e55263315650017812289943130/02/329/360/1262161513
iOWN8375511814213134923984217746070/07/3107/367/121915057
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^CPustice rng95102212260110420137271150/01/017/134/0//K/X/K/KDKKDKDKT/DDDKDK/K/K/KKDK/KKDKKDKKDKD
Pustice lrd8810723262011040983953710/02/019/133/4K/KD/D/KTK/K/KDK/DDDKXDKDKKDKDD/KKKK/KK//KKKDKKDDDD
Pustice sng6614016243001131482933420/00/214/112/0//KK/KKK/DDKDDKK/KDDK/KDDDKD/K/K/K//DDDK
Pustice 83349607211023111447106132280/03/250/379/4
iOWNoutlAw10714928260111051563659170/00/126/143/0/K/KDDDD/KKDSKKK/K/DKK/KKDDKKK//KK/K/DDDKDKDKDKKKDKKKTK
iOWNA i e27868290009310339831590/02/26/170/1/D/D/KDDDDK/K//DKK/D/DDDDDDDDDDK/KDKD
iOWN67235365501119825976421760/02/332/313/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^CPustice rng5080714200222322317360/00/16/101/2DKK/DD/DDDDKDKKKXDDDKD
Pustice lrd525510193015184425571140/00/010/131/1/DK//D/KDKDDKDDDK/TDDDKKKDKDKD
Pustice sng56829161006181217341130/00/09/90/1KKDD/KDDD/K/KDKKK//D/DKDD
Pustice 53217264960113588866082630/00/125/322/4
iOWNiNsAne2513140001675562960/00/01/30/0/DDKD
iOWNoutlAw160761610200222121621540/00/013/83/0KDKDKK/K/KKKDDDKDKKKDKKKDK
iOWNA i e1088813123004245921091040/00/013/80/0/D/K/DKKDKK/KDKDDKKKKKDDK
iOWN9817730265007534642922540/00/027/193/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^CPustice rng64771117500528062716540/00/011/130/0KK/DKKDDKDXDK/DK/DDKDDKKDDK//
Pustice lrd42588191022192529111720/00/28/142/1KDDDDTKDTDK/DDD/KDDDKDDKDKDKD
Pustice sng2772518110422422444860/01/24/110/1/DDXKKSD/DDDDDKDDDDDK/K/
Pustice 44207245471211697380713120/01/423/382/2
iOWNiNsAne84891619100731472572580/03/013/130/0KD/KDKDKKD/DKK/DK/KKDK/DKKK/KD/DKDXD
iOWNoutlAw1501051812302730812358510/01/018/41/1DKKKDK/K/KDKKK/KTKDKK/K/KK//DKTK
iOWNA i e8067810100318432043500/00/18/70/0DKKDDK/KX/KDKD/KKDD
iOWN105261424150217807169731590/04/139/241/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^CPustice rng402225100096778900/00/02/50/0DKDDKDD
Pustice lrd18038951013990728670/01/18/11/0DK/KK/TK/KKKKKD
Pustice sng602235000291079100/01/02/40/0K/DKXKD/D
Pustice 93821415201528672308670/02/112/101/0
iOWNiNsAne3729382004681985180/00/13/30/0D/K/D/KDKD/
iOWNoutlAw7131570001910102300/01/14/40/1K/KKDDDKDDDK
iOWNA i e402225100171785900/00/02/40/0KDDDKD/
iOWN49821020300623082867180/01/29/110/1

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Player Chats
iOWNmENACE [Warmup]: He is comin
^CPustice rng [Warmup]: cumming
Pustice sng [Warmup]: rip JUSTICE eSports 2on2 ClanBase Official Enemy Territory Clan (Finland Squad) 2011-2012
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: justice CB 2on2 ladder #1 2011-2012 unbeatable, simply the best
^CPustice rng [Warmup]: LORDI: Henkka milta tuntuu pelailla mun kanssa ku tiiat etta voisin yhella sormella lopettaa sun elaman
^CPustice rng [Warmup]: LORDI: i love dick
iOWNiNsAne [Warmup]: relax boys, hf gl
iOWNmENACE [Warmup]: :)
^CPustice rng [Warmup]: LORDI: You don't get to be an professional dick sucker just by sucking white dicks
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: how the fuck can u not be FUCKING READY
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: U WERE INFORMED OF THIS OFFI LIKE 30 MINS AFOG
^CPustice rng [Warmup]: they are missing third lordi
^CPustice rng [Warmup]: mr eurovision
iOWNoutlAw [Warmup]: u accept 12 sep not me
iOWNmENACE [Warmup]: :)
iOWNmENACE [Warmup]: :)
iOWNmENACE [Warmup]: :)
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY UR 3RD IS JERKING OFF TO HER MOTHERS TITTES AND NOT HERE
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: TO PLAY WHEN HE IS SUPPOSED TO B
Pustice sng [Warmup]: serious how can it take so long
iOWNmENACE [Warmup]: he is coming NOW.
Pustice sng [Warmup]: menace waiting for offi for 1hour lol
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: other people got life
^CPustice rng [Warmup]: why insatej not playin
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: wat the fuck were u doing aie
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: put ur cock away and rup
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: NOW
Pustice lrd [Countdown]: gl hf
iOWNmENACE [Countdown]: hf lads
^CPustice rng [Countdown]: hf
iOWNiNsAne [11:58]: cuz im scared rong will say: im to drunk
Pustice lrd [11:55]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [11:55]: soz4ownage
iOWNiNsAne [11:55]: jk hf gl
Pustice lrd [11:36]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [11:36]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [9:58]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [9:58]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [9:37]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [9:37]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [8:37]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [8:37]: soz4ownage
[6:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
iOWNoutlAw [6:49]: Exoh0l: what the what the what the how do how do how do what the what the what the how do you say it
Pustice lrd [6:26]: :D
[6:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:08]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Pustice lrd [5:13]: :D
Pustice lrd [5:12]: tjdsgsf
[4:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Pustice lrd [3:24]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [3:24]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [2:25]: :D
Pustice lrd [2:25]: :D
Pustice lrd [1:45]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [1:44]: soz4ownage
[0:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[0:30]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
Pustice sng [0:22]: GG
Pustice lrd [0:20]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [0:20]: soz4ownage
iOWNmENACE [0:08]: :)
iOWNmENACE [0:08]: :)
iOWNmENACE [0:08]: :)
iOWNmENACE [0:07]: :)
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
^CPustice rng [Intermission]: lol wp outlaw
iOWNmENACE [Intermission]: the carry is real
Pustice lrd [Intermission]: thank god not all of you cheat.. err i mean shoot like outlaw
Pustice sng [Warmup]: outlaw 2x more kill than both his mates combined
iOWNA i e [Countdown]: speed
Pustice lrd [Countdown]: ET is kill
iOWNA i e [Countdown]: does the trick
iOWNiNsAne [Countdown]: :')
Pustice lrd [11:37]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [11:37]: soz4ownage
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:13]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
iOWNmENACE [10:34]: :)
[10:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Pustice sng [10:24]: <LORDI> I'm never mad babe :)
[10:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
Pustice lrd [10:22]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [10:22]: soz4ownage
^CPustice rng [10:15]: LORDI: Henkka milta tuntuu pelailla mun kanssa ku tiiat etta voisin yhella sormella lopettaa sun elaman
Pustice lrd [10:08]: WTF
iOWNiNsAne [10:05]: :')
[9:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
Pustice lrd [9:22]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [9:22]: soz4ownage
[9:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Pustice lrd [8:06]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [8:05]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [8:00]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [8:00]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [7:32]: lol_
[7:15]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:01]: The Allies have activated the crane!
iOWNiNsAne [6:49]: :')
[6:47]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Pustice lrd [6:41]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [6:15]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [6:15]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [6:12]: WAHAHAHAHA
Pustice lrd [6:10]: AHHAHAH WAT
iOWNmENACE [6:10]: :)
iOWNmENACE [6:10]: :)
iOWNmENACE [6:10]: :)
iOWNmENACE [6:10]: :)
iOWNmENACE [6:10]: :)
iOWNiNsAne [6:08]: :')
Pustice lrd [6:07]: 3HSI IN SEC
Pustice lrd [6:05]: HAHAHA SURET
iOWNoutlAw [6:04]: BisteMad?
Pustice lrd [6:02]: FUCK OFF EAT COCK
Pustice lrd [5:47]: clean as my unwashed arsehole
iOWNoutlAw [5:41]: CULAN
iOWNoutlAw [5:40]: TINY
Pustice sng [5:20]: gg inssane 3xp haha noob
iOWNiNsAne [5:18]: :')
[4:35]: iOWNmENACE disconnected
Pustice lrd [4:32]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [4:32]: soz4ownage
[4:17]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:42 (original: 12:00)
iOWNmENACE [Warmup]: can i spec in the server boys?
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: why the fuck are you asking them
Pustice lrd [Warmup]: im the leader
iOWNmENACE [Warmup]: gg
iOWNiNsAne [Warmup]: lol!
Pustice sng [Countdown]: hf
^CPustice rng [Countdown]: hf
Pustice lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
iOWNiNsAne [Countdown]: hfghl
Pustice lrd [9:26]: yskjfsjfdsjfsdf
[7:51]: The Doors are opening!!
Pustice lrd [7:15]: soz4ownage
Pustice lrd [7:15]: soz4ownage
iOWNiNsAne [1:51]: :')
[1:47]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:12
Pustice lrd [Intermission]: fuck this
iOWNmENACE [Intermission]: :-)
[7:12]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:35]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
iOWNoutlAw [5:16]: :')
[5:14]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:57 (original: 8:12)
^CPustice rng [Intermission]: wp

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