We pwn all vs Identical Norwayn Kunts (2927 views)

pl SkyLine
pl h2o
pl bAstek
fi Rong
fi Hevimies
fi devix
03.09.15 21:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth INK HEVIMIES 48 kills
Killing Spree ink Rong 8 frags without being killed
Accountant INK HEVIMIES 117% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wPa (!) bAstek 18 gibs
...and stay dead! wPa (!) bAstek 55% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning INK HEVIMIES 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! INK HEVIMIES 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer INK HEVIMIES 174 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wPa (!) h2o 257 damage per frag
What objective? wPa (!) SkyLine 290 XP
Red Shirt wPa (!) SkyLine 55 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? iik gatsby 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ink Rong 187 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut INK HEVIMIES 3 team kills
Gingerbread man wPa (!) SkyLine 13 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wPa (!) h2o6626831471002973627155900/03/328/301/623715257
wPa (!) bAstek70226334718001167237619720/01/230/322/320416247
wPa (!) SkyLine752904155110113907578282360/02/135/425/022114244
wPa (!) 7078410514939033323160226023980/06/193/428/022115246
ink Rong922644448700988668822760/02/038/344/420218484
INK HEVIMIES117258484150311832570992280/02/243/266/417317343
iik gatsby51163244740211541172394110/02/423/331/222515447
k 8568511613616053122602231607150/06/4104/3311/220017055
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa (!) h2o304131010021513152400/00/13/80/0DDKD/DKKXDDDD/
wPa (!) bAstek1005499100216661747180/00/19/60/0KK/DDKKDKKD/KKDKDD
wPa (!) SkyLine1007788301219281669840/00/08/61/0DDD/KKK/TKDKKKKDD
wPa (!) 7717220275016510749401020/00/220/201/0
ink Rong110641110100223351918180/01/010/80/0KDKKK/KDKKD/DKDKDKDDK
INK HEVIMIES753368002114561706360/01/07/70/2DTKTKXKDKDDDKXDDK/
iik gatsby40344101025114914832110/00/05/71/0/XXT/DDDD/TKD/K/KK
k 7513121282048494051072650/02/022/221/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa (!) h2o534471330011610166300/01/26/70/3DDDDDDDKKDKDK/DKDDKK
wPa (!) bAstek272031150021019173500/00/13/80/0KD/DDDDDKDD/KD
wPa (!) SkyLine66536930001669139800/01/15/80/0DDDKDKDDKKKDDKD
wPa (!) 491171633110034298479600/02/414/230/3
ink Rong2006714730022026141300/01/011/52/0K/KKKKKKKKDKK/DKDKDKD
INK HEVIMIES12247119100416821451180/01/19/41/0KDKKK/K/KDDDKK/KK/KD
iik gatsby5524591003108814341060/02/13/50/0/K/K/DKDKKDDDD
k 12613830255009479642981240/04/223/143/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa (!) h2o9095910402217751716610/00/010/71/1DKDD/K/DDTDKDTKKKKKKD
wPa (!) bAstek5353713400316132025180/01/06/100/1DKK/DDDKD/DKD/KXDDKKD
wPa (!) SkyLine52641019100423962013190/00/09/161/0D/K//KDDKDDXKDKKDKDDDKDDDKDDK/
wPa (!) 652122642902957845754980/01/025/332/2
ink Rong9054910100218462123580/00/09/70/1D/K/DKKKDKKDDKKDDDK
INK HEVIMIES108671312100321671856180/00/011/82/1KD/KDKDKK/DKKDKKKKDKD/KDD
iik gatsby12265119200017411805180/00/111/80/0KKKDKDKKKDDKKDKDDDKD
k 1071863331400557545784940/00/131/232/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa (!) h2o885589100216511783110/01/07/60/1DDKDKDDDKK/DKKKK/
wPa (!) bAstek100651010700218411476180/00/08/62/2DKKKK/DKDKDDKDDKKK/D
wPa (!) SkyLine927212134006201317801330/00/09/73/0K/DK/KDK/KDKK/KDKK/DD/KKD
wPa (!) 931923032120010550550391620/01/024/195/3
ink Rong605891510032063229900/00/07/92/3KKDDDDKD/KDKD/KKDK/DKDDD
INK HEVIMIES122711192012197014541560/00/010/62/1DK//KDTKKKDKDKDKKDKKD
iik gatsby1532213000210061752760/00/12/90/2K/DDXD/DKDDDDDDD
k 6616122373017503955052320/00/119/244/6
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa (!) h2o6611231001509310180/00/01/20/0KK/DD
wPa (!) bAstek3001731100035837800/00/03/10/0KDKK
wPa (!) SkyLine661023000149141400/00/02/20/0K/KDD
wPa (!) 1443877200213581102180/00/06/50/0
ink Rong251714000036366600/00/01/30/0DDDKD
INK HEVIMIES1002740100050531900/00/04/00/0KKKK
iik gatsby0303000023437300/00/00/30/0DDD
k 42475710001102135800/00/05/60/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa (!) h2o1002222000130415900/01/01/00/1D/KK
wPa (!) bAstek3317130002226258180/00/01/10/0/K/D
wPa (!) SkyLine1001433000057855400/01/02/30/0DKKDKD
wPa (!) 78536800031108971180/02/04/40/1
ink Rong0402100023340300/00/00/20/0DD
INK HEVIMIES1001333000154531300/00/12/11/0KK/KDD
iik gatsby66523000119339200/00/12/10/0/DKKD
k 5522581002971110800/00/24/41/0

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Player Chats
INK HEVIMIES [Warmup]: if hes not in ur team match will be cancelled
INK HEVIMIES [Warmup]: admins too gay
INK HEVIMIES [Warmup]: just rup
wPa (!) SkyLine [Warmup]: sec
iik gatsby [Warmup]: SKYLINE NISSAN WRUUM WRUUUUM
wPa (!) SkyLine [Warmup]: tel
INK HEVIMIES [Warmup]: first we wait 30min ur gtv and then other 30min you to rup
iik gatsby [Warmup]: H2O
iik gatsby [Warmup]: where did your nick come from
ink Rong [Warmup]: who remembers that tv show h2o
ink Rong [Warmup]: with mermaids
INK HEVIMIES [Warmup]: forfeit gg
wPa (!) bAstek [Warmup]: i remember ur mother when she was drunk
iik gatsby [Warmup]: MOM JOKESS
ink Rong [Warmup]: she
iik gatsby [Warmup]: GOOD DAM MIDDLE EUROPEANS
ink Rong [Warmup]: she's drunk every night!
wPa (!) SkyLine [Warmup]: 1 min
iik gatsby [Warmup]: i thought mom jokes got old 2007
iik gatsby [Warmup]: fuck me.
iik gatsby [Warmup]: mom jokes never out of style at bosnia hertzegovina
ink Rong [Warmup]: shoutout to doppler
ink Rong [Warmup]: and to all 4 viewers
iik gatsby [Warmup]: and LudA
iik gatsby [Warmup]: clean4life
INK HEVIMIES [Warmup]: lets do this match tommorow
wPa (!) SkyLine [Warmup]: 30s
wPa (!) bAstek [Warmup]: gatsby
iik gatsby [Warmup]: GOTTAGO RIDE WITH MY SKILINE
wPa (!) bAstek [Warmup]: u lagging so hard
wPa (!) bAstek [Warmup]: man
wPa (!) bAstek [Warmup]: can hit u
wPa (!) bAstek [Warmup]: cant
ink Rong [Countdown]: isnt that just good thnig
wPa (!) SkyLine [Countdown]: fun
ink Rong [Countdown]: thin
ink Rong [Countdown]: lizzy
iik gatsby [Countdown]: thank god
iik gatsby [Countdown]: i dont have to
[8:59]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:01]: Main blast door opening!
wPa (!) SkyLine [4:45]: gg
[4:36]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:23
ink Rong [Warmup]: shoutout to doppler once more!
ink Rong [Warmup]: rupruprup
iik gatsby [Warmup]: tuning his skyline
ink Rong [Warmup]: or ima go to sauna
INK HEVIMIES [Warmup]: brb shower
iik gatsby [Warmup]: <mamut|JaKaZc> jezuz fucking christ
[1:53]: The Doors are opening!!
wPa (!) SkyLine [0:31]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:23)
ink Rong [Intermission]: 56 acc fuck bitches
wPa (!) bAstek [Warmup]: nice life
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:31]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:31]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:23]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:23]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:36
[6:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
wPa (!) h2o [4:01]: NICE BRAIN
[3:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:54]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:06]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:36)
INK HEVIMIES [Intermission]: tails!
iik gatsby [Warmup]: DRIVING WITH MY SKILINE ALL THE GIRLS GETTING WET
[9:15]: The Main Door has been breached!
wPa (!) bAstek [8:41]: GG
[8:19]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:40
wPa (!) SkyLine [Intermission]: gg
[0:58]: The Main Door has been breached!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:40)
ink Rong [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: INK HEVIMIES disconnected
[Intermission]: wPa (!) SkyLine disconnected
[Intermission]: ink Rong disconnected
[Intermission]: wPa (!) h2o disconnected
[Intermission]: wPa (!) bAstek disconnected

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