YALLA YALLA ALLAH vs Instant (2137 views)

27.09.15 13:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TEAM bAstek POLAND 42 kills
Killing Spree YALLAHRong 4 frags without being killed
Accountant TEAM bAstek POLAND 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TEAM h2o POLAND 10 gibs
...and stay dead! TEAM h2o POLAND 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TEAM bAstek POLAND 40 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! YALLAHHevimies 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TEAM bAstek POLAND 168 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! YALLAHRong 356 damage per frag
What objective? TEAM h2o POLAND 227 XP
Red Shirt YALLAHRong 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? YALLAHRong 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore YALLAHHevimies 168 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut YALLAHRong 1 team kills
Gingerbread man TEAM bAstek POLAND 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
YALLAHRong5421226482018621865981750/01/025/411/0239137411
YALLAHHevimies611982541601455866508750/02/522/312/2223159310
YALLAH5741051898021211804131062500/03/547/313/2231148411
TEAM bAstek POLAND10021442429001766096065180/01/140/221/215714435
TEAM h2o POLAND81227354310001764975739760/04/230/231/118613348
POLAND9144177851900341310611804940/05/270/232/117213947
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
YALLAHRong17787169000423441593180/01/014/51/0K/KK/KDKKDKKKDKK/DKKKK/KD
YALLAHHevimies1257010820012174172600/01/09/70/0KKKDKKDKKDKDK/KDDD
YALLAH1511572617200545183319180/02/023/121/0
TEAM bAstek POLAND535981520041633231500/00/08/100/1/DDDKDKDKKDDKDDK/D//DKK
TEAM h2o POLAND215141910041686220300/00/24/130/0DDKDDDDDDDKDD/DK/D//KDD
POLAND37110123430083319451800/00/212/230/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
YALLAHRong1853316100319422174400/00/03/130/0DDDDDDDDK//K/DDDKDD
YALLAHHevimies4340716000216212578360/01/25/111/1K/KKDKDDDKDDDDD/DDKDKDD
YALLAH31931032100535634752760/01/28/241/1
TEAM bAstek POLAND12769141120052442209700/00/114/50/0DKDKK/KK/KKDK/KDKK/KK/DDK
TEAM h2o POLAND14482139200523101466760/02/010/31/1KDKKDK/K/DK/K/KDKKKK/K
POLAND13615127204001047523563760/02/124/81/1
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
YALLAHRong30727231011193228311170/00/08/230/0KD/DDDDXDDDDKDDDKDDKTDDKDDDKKDDD
YALLAHHevimies4788817401117912204390/00/38/131/1DKK/DDTKKKDDDDDXDDDDKDDKDKD
YALLAH3916015405022372350351560/00/316/361/1
TEAM bAstek POLAND125862016500825341653180/01/018/71/1D/D/KK/K/K/KKKDKKK//KKKDK/KDDKDKDKKK
TEAM h2o POLAND12094181570082501207000/02/016/70/0KK/DKK/K/DDDKKDKK//KKKK/KK/K/KKDD
POLAND123180383112001650353723180/03/034/141/1

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Player Chats
YALLAHHevimies [Warmup]: he lagged out?
TEAM bAstek POLAND [Warmup]: ONLY game crash
[6:38]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:46]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:34]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:51]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:08
[3:59]: The Doors are opening!!
YALLAHHevimies [3:57]: how didnt that nade hit you?
YALLAHRong [0:47]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:08)
YALLAHRong [Intermission]: cant wait to see you on next banlist basterk
YALLAHHevimies [Intermission]: :D
TEAM bAstek POLAND [Warmup]: ok
[9:12]: Allies capture the factory district!
YALLAHRong [8:36]: :D
[8:30]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
YALLAHRong [6:12]: youre fucking retard
YALLAHRong [5:30]: when did u get this good
YALLAHRong [5:23]: from low
YALLAHRong [5:15]: bastek
YALLAHRong [5:15]: >D
TEAM bAstek POLAND [5:11]: from zero to hero
TEAM bAstek POLAND [5:10]: my friend
YALLAHRong [5:07]: looks like it
YALLAHRong [3:30]: HOW :D
YALLAHRong [0:09]: gg
YALLAHHevimies [0:09]: how did you know to preshoot herE?
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
YALLAHRong [Warmup]: get clean
YALLAHHevimies [Warmup]: well good game
TEAM bAstek POLAND [Warmup]: XD

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.