Hodor vs cat in a hat (3083 views)

pl buggs
pl IGLA
pl Kirej
pl hunter
dk gyzr
de s1LENT
fi Swanidius
nl woott
nl Freddy
fi tOMBA
fi tintti
fi rsp
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hodor. Tsubasa 69 kills
Killing Spree h s1lent 7 frags without being killed
Accountant hodor. Tsubasa 160% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hodor. Tsubasa 22 gibs
...and stay dead! hodor. Tsubasa 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning h s1lent 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hodor. Monada ~.~ 20 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =^q.^q= smak 112 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! dMon.jrk 203 damage per frag
What objective? hodor. Tsubasa 343 XP
Red Shirt =^d.^d= raspberry 69 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? =^q.^q= smak 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hodor. Tsubasa 189 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hodor. buggs 4 team kills
Gingerbread man hodor. gyzr 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hodor. Monada ~.~ 7119336508101355445088170/08/45/2720/415410046
hodor. gyzr7328136499012371076300570/03/033/251/119712934
dMon.jrk9631443448125825562552440/01/432/2910/519213965
h s1lent763224154100310745282175690/06/353/347/718215276
hodor. buggs933135357160413972664166460/01/634/3215/1118411357
hodor. Tsubasa1573436943221231062180421760/06/452/2611/1015418355
hodor. 9317662782977331267487054031817090/025/4209/2664/1017713656
=^q.^q= smak6724032483029327655001690/04/235/361/1210211559
=^d.^d= raspberry5619039697146521765652900/013/310/4319/91349438
=^8.^8= Freddy7018632468038447860562060/01/729/235/1014013234
=^5.^5= Swanidius67214416013119607477323120/00/537/365/814812736
sisutytto55152366630012501657391980/00/428/344/151398759
=^..^7= tOMBA6511339597115341754923330/03/434/373/9889257
tO6210952193484131149274783708415080/021/4173/3737/912510847
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Monada ~.~ 7867111430061711124900/03/01/85/0//K/KKDKDK/DKDDK/KKD/DKDK
hodor. gyzr571018140001018471374340/00/08/40/1K//KD//KXDK/K///KK//DKD
dMon.jrk646311173114272015591420/00/19/91/2DDK/STKDDKDDDKKK//KDKDK/DKDKD
h s1lent709112171025258923753140/01/111/102/1K/TTKD/KKDKDKK/KKK/DDKD/KDDDDDD
hodor. buggs88891517200331541911180/00/212/103/4KKKKXXKDDKKDDDK/DKKKKDKK/DDDD/KDDD
hodor. Tsubasa2071292914510140932411180/00/326/83/1KKDKDKDDKKKDKKDDKKKKKDDKKKKKSKKKK/DKKDKKDKK
hodor. 94540869314232916114108795260/04/767/4914/9
=^q.^q= smak2865621001313803069210/00/07/140/5DDXDTDKDDKDDK/KKDDDK/DDDDDDD/
=^d.^d= raspberry899217191022236128432900/07/06/156/1DKDKTKKDKKDKKDDK/TDDKKKDDDKKDD/KDKDKDD
=^8.^8= Freddy120811210300217632162540/00/012/70/3DXKDK/KXDDKDKKDKKDK/KDKK
=^5.^5= Swanidius8887151710013223824362610/00/213/103/2XTDDDKDKK/DDKKDKDKKDKDK/DKDKKDDKK/
sisutytto2754518000513042481360/00/05/90/4DDDXDK//DDK/DDDDDDK//KKD
=^..^7= tOMBA36487192112183331231780/00/27/131/0TDKDDDDDDDKDDDDDK/K/DKSKKDD
tO654276210416151710879161148400/07/450/6810/15

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Monada ~.~ 333151500047011396170/01/10/84/1DDD//DKK/DDDKD/DKKDD
hodor. gyzr6269101620091863179000/01/09/70/0DDDKK/K//K/KK/D/DKK/KD/K/D
dMon.jrk6689812100119721703180/00/26/92/1K/KKDKDDDDDKDKKDXDDDK
h s1lent123641613200222311844540/00/215/91/0KDKK/KDDKDDKKDKKDDK/KKDKDDKKK
hodor. buggs5668916201318662174500/01/19/90/2KDDKDK/K/DD/KKDDDDDTKDDDKK
hodor. Tsubasa77587920011516211300/01/06/40/4DKDKKDKDKDK/DDDK
hodor. 7037955819012010149110201390/04/645/467/8
=^q.^q= smak062803003443000/02/011/71/0KKKDD/K//KKDKDKKDKKKKKDD
=^d.^d= raspberry314851640121489202000/00/13/84/2DTDDDDK/DK/KDDDKDKKD
=^8.^8= Freddy586771220041768201100/01/26/50/1DKDDKDDDK/K//K/KKDD
=^5.^5= Swanidius80081000010000/00/07/71/2KDXKDKDDDKKKDK/DKD
sisutytto915011121004196612871440/00/18/71/0KDDKK/KD//KKDD/KDKDKKKD
=^..^7= tOMBA930151600030000/03/010/102/3DKKKKKDDKD/KKKDK/DKDKK/DDDDDKKD
tO592275466100117566653181440/06/445/449/8
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Monada ~.~ 11056111030031698103300/03/20/58/1KK/DDKDDD//KDKKDKKKKXK
hodor. gyzr905891010121351171850/01/08/71/0KDTDKD/KKKDKDDDK/KKD
dMon.jrk1127798201018031584660/01/07/52/2KDKTKDDKDDKKDKDKKD
h s1lent9079910400118271558180/01/08/80/1DDDD/DKDDKDDKKKKKKK
hodor. buggs1007611115023214112283730/00/05/88/2DXKKDKKKDKXD/DKDKD/TD/TKKK
hodor. Tsubasa18083181080002554146200/03/09/84/2DKDKKDKKKKKDKDDDDKDKKKXKDKKKK
hodor. 1144296759230491137485834620/09/237/4123/8
=^q.^q= smak64091400020000/01/18/70/4K/XKDDDDKKKKDKK/DKDDDDD
=^d.^d= raspberry50071400120000/01/11/84/2KXKDDTDDDKD/KKDDKDDKD/
=^8.^8= Freddy5338713302294718831520/00/27/52/4KKDT/TKDK/DDKDKDDKDDDD
=^5.^5= Swanidius6673101521042031251500/00/29/51/3SDKKDDK/DKDKD/K/KDKKDKDDD/
sisutytto43071600030000/00/25/51/6DK/DKDDXKDKK/KK/DDDDDDD
=^..^7= tOMBA900101100000000/00/110/60/4KDKKDKDKDKKKDKKDDDDDD
tO61111508351313297843981520/02/940/368/23

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Monada ~.~ 813991121001434141000/01/14/63/2KKDDDKKKDDKDSDDDKKKD
hodor. gyzr1005399600220461418180/01/08/70/0KDKDKDKKK/DKDDK/KD
dMon.jrk21485157200017601409180/00/110/65/0KKDKDKKDKKKDKKKKKKDKDD
h s1lent2888414301280524401830/04/019/74/5KKDKKKKDKKK/KKDTKXKKKDKDKKKKKDDDDDKKK/KKD
hodor. buggs1388018137014256511032050/00/38/54/3K/KKDDT/DKKKXKKKDKDKK/DK/KKKKDDKDX
hodor. Tsubasa1507315107021245820561580/02/111/64/3KKKKDKKKXKKDKTKDDKKKD/DDDKDT
hodor. 1194187064271491106898365820/08/660/3720/13
=^q.^q= smak691139130011145324311480/01/19/80/3DD/DKDTKDKDDKDKDKKDDKDK
=^d.^d= raspberry5050102021001367170200/05/10/125/4DDKKDKDKDDDDDDDKDKDKDDKDDDKSDK
=^8.^8= Freddy54061100100000/00/34/63/2DDKKDDDDKDDDDKKKTD
=^5.^5= Swanidius4454818100118052781510/00/18/140/1/DDDDXKKDDDDKKDDDDDKDKKDKDD
sisutytto65481320200017461971180/00/110/132/5KDDKDKDKDKDDDDDDKDDDDDKKKKKXKDDDKD
=^..^7= tOMBA53657135000158423691550/00/17/80/2DDDKDDKDDDKDDKKDKKDD
tO563305395101227955112543720/06/838/6110/17

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Player Chats
h s1lent [Warmup]: RUP KALLEm8
h s1lent [Warmup]: wott give him a slap from me
sisutytto [Warmup]: sure
h s1lent [Warmup]: thx
sisutytto [Warmup]: why dont you do that on lan?
sisutytto [Warmup]: some midget bitchslapping :x
h s1lent [Warmup]: not coming brah
sisutytto [Warmup]: oh ye
h s1lent [Warmup]: sis
h s1lent [Warmup]: *
sisutytto [Warmup]: too bad :<
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: fin|Swanidius'xD : fuck that rifle shot
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: fin|Swanidius'xD : u black horsecock
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: fin|Swanidius'xD : no words
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: fin|Swanidius'xD : kickban igla
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: fin|Swanidius'xD : riflecam confirmed
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: fin|Swanidius'xD : fuck that rifle shot
hodor. buggs [Warmup]: go pussy
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: Pussydius
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: matsia!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: gg fakelineup gtv
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
hodor. buggs [Countdown]: hf
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Countdown]: ?
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Countdown]: u said no s1lent u mofo
h s1lent [Countdown]: HI KALLEEEEEEEEEEEE
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Countdown]: i tell u about deryn
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: glhf
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:51]: hahahah
[10:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:07]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
dMon.jrk [9:01]: :DD
[8:18]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[8:02]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
h s1lent [6:48]: :D
h s1lent [6:48]: :D
h s1lent [6:48]: :D
h s1lent [6:17]: :D
h s1lent [6:17]: :D
h s1lent [6:17]: :D
h s1lent [6:17]: :D
h s1lent [6:17]: :D
h s1lent [6:16]: :D
hodor. Tsubasa [3:16]: :XD
h s1lent [2:05]: :D
hodor. Monada ~.~ [2:03]: :?d:dddd
[1:55]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:04
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: panzer.
h s1lent [Intermission]: Game winning kalle
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: im used to it
h s1lent [Warmup]: :XD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: :D!
h s1lent [Warmup]: for the opponent though
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: :<!
h s1lent [Warmup]: :(
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: you should have murdered me on side
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
h s1lent [Warmup]: :)
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Countdown]: hf
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [9:43]: wat
[9:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [9:41]: tghe fuck
h s1lent [9:21]: :D
[9:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:13]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:10]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:58]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[8:25]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
=^..^7= tOMBA [8:23]: kek
h s1lent [8:18]: :D
h s1lent [8:18]: :D
[8:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:33]: haha
=^5.^5= Swanidius [7:31]: so faggot XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [7:28]: fin|Swanidius'xD : u black horsecock
hodor. Monada ~.~ [7:28]: fin|Swanidius'xD : no words
hodor. Monada ~.~ [7:28]: fin|Swanidius'xD : kickban igla
hodor. Monada ~.~ [7:28]: fin|Swanidius'xD : riflecam confirmed
hodor. Monada ~.~ [7:28]: fin|Swanidius'xD : fuck that rifle shot
[6:23]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[2:34]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:30 (original: 10:04)
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: see s1lent almost won the game again! Kappa
h s1lent [Intermission]: No swani oanzer no win
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Countdown]: hf
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: glhf
[14:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
hodor. Monada ~.~ [12:24]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [12:24]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [12:24]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [12:24]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [12:24]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [12:24]: :{XD
[12:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:12]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
hodor. Monada ~.~ [8:15]: missile?
=^5.^5= Swanidius [8:09]: attack?!?1+1+
hodor. Monada ~.~ [8:04]: yes i know
hodor. Monada ~.~ [7:57]: :{XD
[7:31]: =^.^= smak disconnected
[7:30]: =^.^= raspberry disconnected
[7:26]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:33
hodor. buggs [Intermission]: ?
hodor. buggs [Intermission]: its your 5 map ?
sisutytto [Warmup]: thats what u get for being a retard :x
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: ?
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: one selfkill at truck, happens :XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: ??
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: you might have just made ciah not like u IGI
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: ?:D
dMon.jrk [Warmup]: are they coming back
dMon.jrk [Warmup]: or we are done
dMon.jrk [Warmup]: k
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: waiting a few spawns I think
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: :XD
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: pun intended
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: :{XD
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: selfkilled at pc
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: :{XD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I guess hodor went to banlist pracs i feel
hodor. Tsubasa [Warmup]: :xd
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: :D?!
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Warmup]: few mapper actual or ciah mad?
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: you definitely shifted the odds in favor of the latter
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: :D!
h s1lent [Warmup]: playin?
hodor. buggs [Warmup]: kruger go
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Countdown]: hf
hodor. buggs [7:14]: =D
[7:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor. Monada ~.~ [5:36]: :{XD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [3:09]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [3:09]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [3:08]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [3:08]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [3:08]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[2:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:08]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
hodor. Tsubasa [1:51]: :XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [1:50]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [1:49]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [1:49]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [1:49]: :{XD
hodor. Monada ~.~ [1:49]: :{XD
[1:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[0:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[0:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:33)
hodor. Monada ~.~ [Intermission]: missile!
hodor. buggs [Intermission]: supply ?

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