brainstorm vs cat in a hat (4835 views)

no Domi
gb griim
nl Highway
no shiim
nl Testi
no w3st
nl FreddyB
fi hazz
fi Rsp
fi smak
fi tOMBA
nl woott

ET United LAN
Playoffs
UB - 1/8 Final

#ET:U - Play offs - Facebook
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth B-Storm.DMNTR 72 kills
Killing Spree =^d.^d= raspberry 8 frags without being killed
Accountant B-Storm.DMNTR 141% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! =^8.^8= Freddy 21 gibs
...and stay dead! B-Storm.DaveDRUNK 59% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning B-Storm.DMNTR 69 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! =^d.^d= raspberry 39 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =^d.^d= raspberry 63 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! B-Storm.w3st 413 damage per frag
What objective? B-Storm.DMNTR 457 XP
Red Shirt B-Storm.w3st 76 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? B-Storm.DaveDRUNK 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore B-Storm.shimmie 170 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut =^0.^0= wutt 6 team kills
Gingerbread man =^q.^q= smak 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
B-Storm.TSTinat0r1083086659192212948575514290/013/433/3729/1314412469
B-Storm.highway74360456017159831271916330/00/634/3410/1418511888
B-Storm.DMNTR14145772511703121232883263040/14/469/232/1017116374
B-Storm.w3st47196367671313737393024590/00/434/395/1520512148
B-Storm.shimmie593022949120114537079122120/02/426/232/918516135
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK282091759101012339777352230/01/711/295/12200129311
B-Storm.7418322653548251472462654801722600/020/7207/2953/1218213658
=^q.^q= smak54122325920114342044081940/02/329/342/81077547
=^2.^2= hazz612653659180212541757154731/02/338/3611/71509759
=^d.^d= raspberry882106066132312571556637530/019/48/3439/14958387
=^0.^0= wutt53141356680613334638021620/00/225/378/139658410
=^..^7= tOMBA135250664910028733240521430/06/354/328/41118357
=^8.^8= Freddy602833660210312656286386190/00/534/375/718214439
= 7312712653597221771317923227823441/029/5188/3773/71249058
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
B-Storm.TSTinat0r11512130269114384531461560/04/416/1411/4K/KK/KKKXDKDKKD/KDDKKDDK/DDTKKKDSKDKKDKDKKDKKKDKDDKDKDKDKD
B-Storm.highway138156251811013428022602430/00/312/107/3DDTKKKXKDDKKDKKDKDKDD/KK/XDKD/KKKKKKKKDKDKKDKD
B-Storm.DMNTR12618224195015457029931610/11/122/102/2DKKKDKTKKKK/KKDDDK/KD/KDKDDKKDKKK//KKDKDDKKD
B-Storm.w3st648018283007271430442190/00/115/133/7KDKD/KKDKKDDDK/KDKKK/D/KKDDDKK//DKDDKD/DKDDDDD
B-Storm.shimmie631171219501920912380420/01/211/51/3K/DKD//K/DKKKD/DKT/DDK/K/K/KDKDD
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK2171523600411223028910/00/43/92/7DD/KDDDDDDDDKK/DXKDD/DDDKD/DD
B-Storm.8872711413339143218622168519120/16/1579/6126/26
=^q.^q= smak608712202013212132041940/02/110/141/3DDK/D/KDDDDDKKKDKDKX/DDDDDKKKKXDKDT
=^2.^2= hazz77120172210013270736781251/01/112/174/4KDDKDXKDKXKDKKKKXDDD/K/KDK/DDDDDDDDKKKDKDTXK
=^d.^d= raspberry889924277135356524776810/09/10/1218/8/DKDKDTDKDDKDKDKKKKTDKKX/DKDDDTK//KKK/DDDDKDKDKDKKDKKKS
=^0.^0= wutt3710410277044182727191620/00/111/132/7DKDDDDKDKDTDDDDDDDTDK/DK/DDDDK/DTKKD/DKKT
=^..^7= tOMBA1681692716400247483212180/03/022/102/3KKKKDDKKDKKDKKKKDKDKDKDKKDKKDK/KKD/KKDDKKDK
=^8.^8= Freddy45901022300218833332760/00/29/161/3DDDDKDDDDKKDKDK/DDKDDK/KDDKDDDXKDX
=^.^= 79669100134331919168511862212561/015/664/8228/28

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
B-Storm.TSTinat0r14110824176002351719581550/09/00/1115/5KDKKDDKDDKKKDKKKKDKKKDKD/KXKDKDKKDDDKD/KKK
B-Storm.highway451179204020191327281100/00/210/150/4KDDKKDDXDDTKDDDDDDDKDDDKKKDDKTDD
B-Storm.DMNTR1851372614801238792609490/02/125/70/4DDDKKKDKDKKK/KKKKKKKDKDDTKKDKKKKKDKDKK/DK
B-Storm.w3st46591226201222743384620/00/113/160/4DDDDDTDKDKDKDKDDKDDDDKKDDK/DKDKDDKDK/DD
B-Storm.shimmie85931214400114682502380/01/110/111/2KDKKDKDXDKDKDDDDKKDDK/DKKXDK
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK29645171102112423021320/00/23/92/3DDDD/DKDDSDDD/KDDKDDKK
B-Storm.89578881082514914175154835460/012/761/6918/22
=^q.^q= smak650132000040000/00/212/91/5XDKKKK/KDDDDK/KKK/KDDDDDD/KDKDKDD
=^2.^2= hazz3171722400610178242650/01/216/94/1/DKKKKK/KDKKDKK/KKDK/KDDKKKDDKDK/KK/XDD
=^d.^d= raspberry1000202000010000/04/26/129/5KDDDKDDKDKDKKDKDKDKKDKKD/KKKDKKDDDDDKKKD
=^0.^0= wutt820141700210000/00/17/116/4KKK/DKDTDKDDDDKDKDKDKDDKKKDKDTDKD
=^..^7= tOMBA1300171300110000/02/316/70/1KKKKKKDKXDDDDDKDKKKKDKKDKKD/KTD
=^8.^8= Freddy768713173011210726742170/00/210/114/4TKDKDKDKDDKDKDDDDKDKDDKK/KDDKKDX
=^.^= 811588410970414312434984820/07/1267/5924/20
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
B-Storm.TSTinat0r313751610041410180100/00/03/82/3K/DKDDDK/DDDD/DDDKD/K
B-Storm.highway3843513012177316212800/00/15/52/6DKSKXTDTDDDK/XDKDDDDKD
B-Storm.DMNTR1005799301112671373760/00/010/30/4DKKKTXDK/KDDDDKKKKDD
B-Storm.w3st35285141111134020071250/00/25/61/2KDKD/DDDKDDSTDDDDKDK
B-Storm.shimmie375638200067715141140/00/03/40/4DKDKDKDDDDD
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK9391111001399162400/00/11/80/2DDD/XDDDDDDKD
B-Storm.4226028718248586699405950/00/427/345/21
=^q.^q= smak55355900021299120400/00/05/70/0KDD/DKKDKD/KDD
=^2.^2= hazz16674106401016931213830/00/08/53/1DKKDTKKDKKKKDKKDD
=^d.^d= raspberry320711656102167049500/04/00/210/1/K/KKXKKKKDSKKKKKKKKDK
=^0.^0= wutt903791010031519108300/00/05/70/1DD/X/KKKDDK/KKKDKKDD
=^..^7= tOMBA23381146601225848401250/00/09/56/0KDK/KKDXTKKKD/KKKKKDKK
=^8.^8= Freddy11663768014117510311250/00/08/20/0/KDKK/TK/K/DKK
=^.^= 1633616142251313994058663330/04/035/2819/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
B-Storm.TSTinat0r0427031127136461180/00/014/41/1SDTDK/KKKKKK/KKKDKDKKKD
B-Storm.highway6644692005134658200/00/07/41/1/K/K/KDKDKKDKK/KKX/KD
B-Storm.DMNTR14481139100426121351180/01/212/30/0KDKKDK/KKKK/KKDD/K/KKD
B-Storm.w3st12291810131045867530/00/01/41/2DXD//DDKT/D
B-Storm.shimmie253628100411341516180/00/12/30/0K/D/K/DD/D
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK753568200575278100/01/04/31/0K//D/KK//KKKDD
B-Storm.542673542101223760257432070/02/340/214/4
=^q.^q= smak20021000050000/00/02/40/0///KD/DDKD/D
=^2.^2= hazz2202900030000/00/02/50/1DDK//D/DKDX
=^d.^d= raspberry04001400044802691720/02/12/82/0KKKD/KDDD/DD/KK/DDD
=^0.^0= wutt16021200050000/00/02/60/1D///DD//DDKDDK
=^..^7= tOMBA57081400030000/01/07/100/0KDKKD/DDDD/KDDKKDD/KDK
=^8.^8= Freddy40436157015139716012010/00/17/80/0/DDDDD//DKDDK/K/DKTKKD
=^.^= 2683207470125187742922730/03/222/412/2

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Player Chats
B-Storm.TSTinat0r [Warmup]: ur map?
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: radar
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: sec
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: w3st is stressing me out
B-Storm.highway [Warmup]: haha
B-Storm.shimmie [Warmup]: :D
B-Storm.shimmie [Warmup]: know the feelin :P
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: glhf
B-Storm.w3st [Countdown]: gl guys
B-Storm.w3st [Countdown]: have fun all :)
=^0.^0= wutt [Countdown]: shoutout merlinator
B-Storm.highway [Countdown]: gllll
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
B-Storm.DMNTR [11:09]: wat
B-Storm.DMNTR [11:03]: were ma bullets
[11:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:59]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:24]: wow
[9:12]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:44]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:07]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:32]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
=^q.^q= smak [3:28]: :D_
[2:25]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:34
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: nice viewer peak merlin
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: over 10?
=^0.^0= wutt [Warmup]: 41
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: 38 &o
B-Storm.DMNTR [Countdown]: girsl always lie
[12:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
B-Storm.w3st [11:19]: womg,rloh,t
[10:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:35]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:16]: The Tank has been damaged!
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:05]: ahhaah
[9:03]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:44]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
B-Storm.DMNTR [7:19]: et sounds are so weird
[4:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:15]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
=^q.^q= smak [2:27]: gg
[2:11]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:23 (original: 12:34)
B-Storm.DMNTR [Intermission]: lol tomba
B-Storm.DMNTR [Intermission]: ples
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: glhf
B-Storm.w3st [Countdown]: gl :))_
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:30]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[10:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
B-Storm.w3st [10:01]: OMG WHY PAUSE
B-Storm.w3st [10:01]: :=ddd
=^2.^2= hazz [10:01]: ":D"
B-Storm.DMNTR [10:01]: back on merlin stream
[10:01]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [10:01]: [00:27] <shiiim> stfu?
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [10:01]: [00:27] <shiiim> shut up
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [10:01]: [19:05] <shiiim> tardler u cunt
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [10:01]: [17:21] <shiiim> ur a weirdo pim
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [10:01]: [00:28] <shiiim> u really know how to be a prick lukeh
B-Storm.w3st [10:01]: merlin say hi to mr GEM
[10:01]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
B-Storm.w3st [10:01]: jem the gem
[10:01]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [10:01]: shiim is being so mean this game
=^0.^0= wutt [10:01]: shoutout swani <3
[10:01]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
B-Storm.DMNTR [10:01]: nice def axis
B-Storm.shimmie [10:01]: lol
[10:01]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:01]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
B-Storm.DMNTR [10:01]: ty merlin
[10:01]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
B-Storm.DMNTR [10:01]: > D
[10:01]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:01]: FIGHT!
B-Storm.shimmie [10:01]: this is in the past thx
[9:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:58]: ddos
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:58]: STARY mad
[9:57]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:57]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:57]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
=^0.^0= wutt [9:58]: stary who?
[9:57]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
=^8.^8= Freddy [9:57]: stary sober
[9:57]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
=^0.^0= wutt [9:58]: sobor :D
=^0.^0= wutt [9:58]: dayz much
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:57]: h1z1
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:57]: ples
[9:57]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
=^0.^0= wutt [9:57]: expected coming from u
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:58]: whats that supposed to mean girl
[9:57]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
=^0.^0= wutt [9:58]: nothing asshole
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:57]: ouch
[9:57]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
B-Storm.w3st [9:57]: :O
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:58]: touchy much
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [9:57]: you have a grill?
B-Storm.highway [9:58]: burn
[9:57]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
B-Storm.w3st [9:58]: stable now mr hazz?:)
=^2.^2= hazz [9:57]: no idea
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [9:58]: fuckin hazz
[9:57]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
B-Storm.w3st [9:58]: gl:>
[9:58]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
B-Storm.highway [9:58]: apple ddosing you hazz
[9:58]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
=^8.^8= Freddy [9:58]: guess so, u will have to check and pause if it isnt
[9:58]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:58]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:58]: FIGHT!
B-Storm.DMNTR [9:57]: tell us
[9:37]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [9:33]: :DDD
[5:59]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[5:33]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:26
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: merlin
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: take lessons from eminem
=^0.^0= wutt [Warmup]: rup pls
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: theyre brb
B-Storm.highway [Warmup]: merlin
B-Storm.highway [Warmup]: when is your tutorial of planting the landmine on west radar online>?
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: :D
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: there is one
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: don't remember the name of the file
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: lawl
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: officer.avi?
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: i can teach padawans
one.MerlinatoR [Warmup]: its online Kappa
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: office.avi isnt about landmine
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: oh :<
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: cs:go
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: IDR
=^0.^0= wutt [Warmup]: dmntr no offense
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: think the kid woke up at w3st their place
=^0.^0= wutt [Warmup]: but are u gay?
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: No, but are you?
=^0.^0= wutt [Warmup]: because u talk sooo much
=^0.^0= wutt [Warmup]: i am sure
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: :<
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: Another lie told
=^0.^0= wutt [Warmup]: u deserved them
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [Warmup]: when is the one soldier making a comeback
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: You're a bitch you know right
B-Storm.DaveDRUNK [Countdown]: gl fellas
=^0.^0= wutt [Countdown]: its oke bro i dont know u
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: gl
B-Storm.DMNTR [Countdown]: good "bro"
=^2.^2= hazz [6:11]: :D
[6:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:18]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[5:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:11]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
B-Storm.w3st [4:10]: ...
[3:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:33]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[0:23]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:26)
B-Storm.DMNTR [Intermission]: gg wp
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: gg
=^0.^0= wutt [Intermission]: wp
=^d.^d= raspberry [Intermission]: ggwp
[Intermission]: B-Storm.DaveDRUNK disconnected
[Intermission]: B-Storm.highway disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= tOMBA disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= wutt disconnected
B-Storm.shimmie [Intermission]: gg wp
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected

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