Hodor vs cat in a hat (3035 views)

no Domi
pl IGLA
fi BossHK
be lio
nl esSe
pl Kirej
nl FreddyB
fi hazz
fi Rsp
fi smak
fi tOMBA
nl woott
fi toNy
19.10.15 20:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hodor. lio:o:o:o 102 kills
Killing Spree dMon.jrk 9 frags without being killed
Accountant hodor. lio:o:o:o 121% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hodor. lio:o:o:o 39 gibs
...and stay dead! hodor. lio:o:o:o 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hodor. dOMI 103 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! erase toNyy! 58 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =^q.^q= smak 133 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hodor. esSe 247 damage per frag
What objective? dMon.jrk 694 XP
Red Shirt =^2.^2= hazz 132 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? sisutytto 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore jepa 168 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hodor. lio:o:o:o 7 team kills
Gingerbread man =^q.^q= smak 34 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL503725911420312512504121243250/019/104/6133/1521210439
hodor. dOMI896719610825061915909168905040/07/7103/565/1516615655
hodor. esSe6753877111264118135111192511820/11/1340/6016/1617510448
hodor. lio:o:o:o1215761028439072516526114178670/01/560/4844/816213686
jepa855689411025012417802183844550/06/979/6410/17189167412
dMon.jrk9069410011128031819227175781490/05/1193/6012/919215895
Mo823419528638163719129954798831834820/039/11379/60120/918313868
=^q.^q= smak804359011224053411254122212700/05/673/585/2812510958
=^8.^8= Freddy55287551001901287221117923910/02/751/453/2113111848
=^..^7= tOMBA654457311315012311919155603600/011/482/537/1516313878
sisutytto574727011924372112921138658790/01/356/777/15185114516
=^2.^2= hazz534157013217021711623138511181/02/768/831/2216610537
erase toNyy!834159911732222512332113811960/032/1020/6458/201259645
to652469457693131518148672707867022141/053/10350/6481/2014911359
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL534471300031462150100/01/13/93/0DKKKDDDKDDKD///DDKKD
hodor. dOMI1008699100121651749610/01/18/60/1DDKKKDD/DKDKKDKDKK
hodor. esSe38685133004149310672030/00/13/70/1DKDD/K/DD//KKDDKDD
hodor. lio:o:o:o1801049560032006157200/00/09/20/0K/D/DKKKKKKKK/
jepa1507918124001023961301910/00/016/22/0/KK/KKKK/K/KDK/K/K/KKK/KDKK//K
dMon.jrk5660916200320022190180/00/28/91/2DKKDD/KDK/DDKDDKKDDDD/KKD
Mo9644157681600241152493803730/02/547/356/4
=^q.^q= smak607261030121381244990/00/07/60/1DKD//DKKDKDKKDDTD
=^8.^8= Freddy11187109500315272104180/01/18/51/0/KKDD/KKKKDKK/DDKKD
=^..^7= tOMBA83475610021249119700/00/04/21/2K/D/KKKDDDK
sisutytto2042420810116212302820/01/03/170/1DKKDDDKDKDDDDDXDSDD/DDDDD
=^2.^2= hazz447681840022010240300/00/18/140/1DDKDDDKDDKDDDK/DDDKK/KDDDK
erase toNyy!1379811840131592106930/03/07/52/1K/KDKK/DKKKDT/DKKKKXD
to7642244712512139380115241120/05/237/494/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL154521310016551919360/01/21/70/2DDDKDDDDDDD/DKD
hodor. dOMI92731213301016972639330/00/113/80/3KDTKDKDKDDKKDDKDDKDKKDDKKD
hodor. esSe18572110003101418781630/01/01/80/1XDD//XKDD/DDDKD
hodor. lio:o:o:o6453914300217222203180/00/09/110/1KKD/DDKDKKKDK/DDDDDKDDK
jepa386951320001714249200/01/04/90/3DDDDDDDDKDDKKDKDKD
dMon.jrk85881214201123012336320/02/110/91/1KKDKDDDDDTDDKKDKDDKDK/KKDKK
Mo523854278110279103134672820/05/438/521/11
=^q.^q= smak66610520300071508090/03/223/40/0/KK/KK/D/KKKKKDKKKDKKK/KK/KK/KKDKKDKKKD
=^8.^8= Freddy5704700020000/00/03/51/0KDD/KKD/DDK
=^..^7= tOMBA303582640032414374000/00/210/42/0DKK/KKK/KDKDKKKD/KDKD
sisutytto6070915210631571445400/00/05/81/0KDKKK//DK/KDDSK//D/DKDKD
=^2.^2= hazz35051400010000/00/15/110/1DDKDDKDDDDK/DKDKDDD
erase toNyy!37403830068682169150/01/04/47/0KKKK/K/KKKK/DK/DKK/KK/DKD
to14825049739102579477354640/04/550/3611/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL3552617200318022021560/01/10/84/1DDDDD/DKDDDDDK/DKD/KKKD
hodor. dOMI761101317700330182898720/00/112/91/3DDKK/DDDKDKDDDKDKDKDD/KK/KDKKK
hodor. esSe53898153012164715623510/00/25/63/4KDDDDDDD/KDDTDKKKDDK/DKK
hodor. lio:o:o:o89821719700326322557180/01/34/1112/1DKKKKDDDDKD/KDKDDDKDDKDDKK/KKDKK/KKD
jepa1211221714400029793340840/00/517/60/4DKKKKDKKDKDDDDDXKKKDKKDDDKDKKKDK
dMon.jrk751421216400131713019400/00/28/94/2DKDDDDDKDKKKKDDDDKDKK/DKKKDD
Mo75597739827011215249153976210/02/1446/4924/15
=^q.^q= smak5273122370111221932021050/01/09/83/4T/DKD/KK/KK//KK/KDKKDD/KD/D//D/DDDKD
=^8.^8= Freddy20414202009138424321120/00/03/71/5XDD///KDD/K///DK/DD/DKDDD
=^..^7= tOMBA758415203015283032201130/01/015/80/6K/DDDK/KKDKKDKDK/DKKDK/KDDDK/DKTDDDK
sisutytto128811814300624181420800/00/09/60/3KD/DKK/KKKKKK/KDKK/KK/DK/KDKKXDDD
=^2.^2= hazz731001419501432622966130/02/013/120/2KDKKKDT/DDD/KKDK/KDDKK/DKDKDDKDKDD
erase toNyy!10411323227001032842009500/010/22/711/4KK/DKKKD/KKX/KKK/K/D/KDK/DKK/KDK/K/KKDDKDKDDKD
to754928611827034515397152494730/014/251/4815/24

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL526312234308285418522250/04/10/96/3DK/K/KDKDDDDKDD/SKSDKS/////KKKDKKDDX
hodor. dOMI259562420344833055490/02/118/72/3KKDKTDKT/DKKDDDKTKKKDK/KDKKKK/K/KKDDD
hodor. esSe108912523500629362003710/00/38/103/4/KKD/KKDK/KDKDKDKKD/DKKDK/DDKKD/KKDKKDKKDDKKDDKK
hodor. lio:o:o:o146971913900634751447870/00/06/813/2KKDDXXKDKKKD/KKK/K//K/KKKKKKD/XDKKD
jepa596813226014212530451760/02/07/145/5KDDKDKDDKDKK/DDDDXKDKDKDKDDD/K//DKDKT
dMon.jrk5064132650142346388300/01/119/91/2KDKDKDKK/DKDK/DDKK/K/KKKKKDDKKDTKDKKD
Mo734788813131353214219152856080/09/658/5730/19
=^q.^q= smak38071800130000/00/18/60/5DDDDKDKKDD/TD/K/DDDKDDDKKD
=^8.^8= Freddy61521321701317122936490/00/214/70/9DDKDTKDKK/DDKDK/KDDKDKDDDD/KKDKDDKD
=^..^7= tOMBA1160211800010000/02/116/93/4DKDKKDDKDKKKKDKKKKKDKDKDKKDK/DDDKDKDKDD
sisutytto38408213001132926031080/00/17/121/4/KKDDKDDDKDKDXKDDDDDDDDDDDKKDD
=^2.^2= hazz470112300010000/00/211/110/5KDDDDDDKDDKDDKKDDDK/DDDDDDKDKKDKKD
erase toNyy!94821718101013287224500/03/10/1214/2KDKKKDKXKDDKDDKKKDDDDDKDDKDDKK/KSKKD
to6617477119201210632877841570/05/856/5718/29
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL6693182750163387283260/06/30/1512/5DDDDDKDKKDK/KDKK/DD/DKXKXKD/KDDKKKDDDKDKK/D/DDKT
hodor. dOMI15217935239017503234491790/01/235/100/4DKDKK/DKDKDKKDKKKTDK/KK/KKDKKDDKK/KK/KKDKDKKK/KK/KKKDKKDKDD
hodor. esSe88116242710103389929511020/00/513/169/3KKDKK/KKKDDKK/DDDDKKKD/KDDKKKDXDDKKDDSKKDKKDDDKDDDKD
hodor. lio:o:o:o23314435159026424917323330/00/122/715/1DKDK/KKK/KK/KKKKKKKK/DTKKDKDKT/KDKKKKKKDDKK/KKKDKKKK
jepa1241503125500554064369360/02/327/152/2KDDDKDKKDDKK/K/DKDKXKK/KDDKKDKKDKKDKKDKK/DDKDKKD/KKDKDKKK
dMon.jrk19421835181101156373688590/02/432/122/2DKDDKDKKDKDKKKKDKKKKKKKKKDKTKKKKDDDKKDKKKDKK/KKKDKDDKDX
Mo14390017813549152827610190217150/011/18129/7540/17
=^q.^q= smak319212381015230855631470/01/212/180/13KDKDKDDDKDDD/DDDDDKDDKDDKDD/DDDK/DKTD/DDXDDDKDK/KDDD
=^8.^8= Freddy4810714295008259843202120/01/213/140/5DKDDKKKD/KDD/KDDD/D/K/DKKK/DD/DK/DKDKDDKDDD
=^..^7= tOMBA661282233600654264979770/03/118/241/2KKK/DKKK/DDKK//DKDDD/KDDDDDDDKDDDDKKDDDKKDDDKKKDKK/KDKD
sisutytto4212214334034216334813770/00/113/243/4/DDK/DDDDKDKDDDKKDDKDD/DDKDKDKDDDDKDKDDTTD/KDDKTKD
=^2.^2= hazz431191739300532255378140/00/117/250/9XDK/K/DKD/DDDDDKDDDDKKDDDDDDDKDDKDK/KDDDKDKDDDDDKDDKDKK/KX
erase toNyy!778227358111330138891280/012/30/2216/10KKKTDDKKKDKDKKDDDDKDDKDK/KDKDDKKDDKDKDDKDKKDKDDDKDXSDDKKKXDDDDKDDD
to5165010620727152919021276109550/017/1073/12720/43

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL6675142180042344199920/06/20/138/4KDDKK/DKXKKDDDDKKDDKKDD//DDKDKDDK/XKD
hodor. dOMI9512821223014351431001100/03/117/162/1DKDK/KKK/KDDKKKDDTKDKDDD/DKKDDKDDDKDKDKK/KKK
hodor. esSe5911713225300252224642920/10/210/131/3DKDDDXDKDDDDKDDKKKDKKDDDDKKDKKSDDKSS
hodor. lio:o:o:o729613185055244219064110/00/110/94/3D/KK/DT/TK/KK/DKDDDKDKTDKDTDDKDKTKKD
jepa41801024400531823837680/01/18/181/3DKD/DDDDDDDD/DKXDDKDXDKKKX/KDK/KD/DKD
dMon.jrk90122192140083770246200/00/116/123/0DK/KD/KDKD/DKK/DKK/DKDDKKKD/KKK//KDDKDKK
Mo716189012829362617774157688830/110/861/8119/14
=^q.^q= smak165933320130163838100700/00/114/162/5K/DKDKK/XKDDDDDKDDKKDDDDDKDKDK/TDDDK/KDK/K/DD
=^8.^8= Freddy710101400030000/00/210/70/2K/KKDK/DKKKDDD/DDDKKDDKD
=^..^7= tOMBA201512101006024241700/05/019/60/1K/KD/DDKKKKKKKDKKKKK/KKD/DKK/KKDDKDK/KKD
sisutytto10611717164143223326141920/00/119/102/3/DKK/KTTSDKTKKDKDKDKKTKKXKKKDD/KDDDDDKD
=^2.^2= hazz781201519501431263104911/00/214/101/4KK//DTDKKKDKDKDDK/K/DXKDKDKDDKKDKDDD
erase toNyy!690182600040000/03/47/148/3DDDKDKDXKXDDDKKKXKKDKDKKDDK/KK/DDK/KDDD/KDDK
to8548195105231626919791494531/08/1083/6313/18

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Player Chats
sisutytto [Warmup]: volwassen
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Warmup]: sup? smak u pmme to start before :D
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: rsp afk
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: no u said 20.30!
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Warmup]: yes :D!
hodor. dOMI [Warmup]: ff in 2 min
hodor. dOMI [Warmup]: gg
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: brb have no cgac on
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Warmup]: :{XD
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: tried to cheat again
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Warmup]: sneaky tOMBA
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Warmup]: matsit on perrutu
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: we will use tony
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: for this map
dMon.jrk [Warmup]: gogo
jepa [Warmup]: jrk = jarkko = vokki
jepa [Warmup]: wtf
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: cgupdating
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Warmup]: :{XD
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: i blame esse
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Warmup]: blame system, not player
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Warmup]: wonder why did u change it to 20.30 cet if we gonna start it 21 cet anyway :D
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: ciah new hodor!
hodor. dOMI [Warmup]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: o hi domi
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: tomba animal hater
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: #startingromours
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: tony cant open cgaz :3
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Warmup]: sup with rsp?
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: playing dota
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: playing some shitty girly game
erase toNyy! [Countdown]: hf
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[9:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:35]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[7:49]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
dMon.jrk [4:53]: ...
[4:50]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:30]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[3:25]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:34
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected
hodor. dOMI [Warmup]: I am still confused as to what happened during this game
erase toNyy! [Warmup]: same
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: :D
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: I camped for like 4 minutes at the back fake
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: remember guys, main off
=^..^7= tOMBA [Warmup]: intense gayming
hodor. dOMI [Warmup]: XD
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[Countdown]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
erase toNyy! [Countdown]: bertus
=^q.^q= smak [8:29]: bert
[8:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:36]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[6:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
=^2.^2= hazz [6:16]: wtf were you waiting for?
[5:35]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[3:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
jepa [3:23]: pls
[2:04]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
hodor. dOMI [1:10]: fly
hodor. dOMI [1:09]: bebby
[0:16]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:17 (original: 8:34)
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Countdown]: HF
[14:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
jepa [10:59]: enjoy full
[8:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [8:10]: :{XD
[7:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:06]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor. dOMI [5:34]: LOL
hodor. dOMI [5:29]: dat arty marker triggered the mines
[5:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:41]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
erase toNyy! [4:07]: almost
[3:39]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:20
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: roep dommeltje
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [11:05]: :D
dMon.jrk [10:43]: ...
[10:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
jepa [9:47]: ok
hodor. dOMI [9:45]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
[9:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:07]: The Tank has been damaged!
hodor. dOMI [8:52]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
hodor. dOMI [8:52]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
hodor. dOMI [8:25]: wat
hodor. dOMI [8:24]: waarom
hodor. esSe [2:08]: :D
hodor. dOMI [2:02]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
hodor. dOMI [2:02]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
[0:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[0:13]: The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:20)
hodor. esSe [Warmup]: how was ur girly game
hodor. esSe [Warmup]: rsp
hodor. dOMI [Warmup]: lets go sissy
[14:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:20]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[14:12]: The side door has been destroyed!
[14:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:04]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[13:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [13:08]: jes rsp jes win
[12:46]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[12:16]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[12:15]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [12:13]: :D
[11:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:57]: The Truck has been repaired!
[4:17]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:00]: Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed.
[0:13]: Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Countdown]: hazzler after?
=^2.^2= hazz [Countdown]: huh?
=^2.^2= hazz [Countdown]: oh
dMon.jrk [Countdown]: sd !
=^2.^2= hazz [Countdown]: lol... :D
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [Countdown]: :D
[13:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:28]: The side door has been destroyed!
[13:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[13:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:03]: The main gate has been destroyed!
hodor. esSe [10:22]: :DD
[7:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^q.^q= smak [7:10]: fuck you
hodor. esSe [7:05]: :D
[6:49]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[6:44]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:38]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[6:37]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[5:36]: The Truck has been repaired!
[4:54]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [3:46]: :{XD
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [3:46]: :{XD
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [3:45]: :{XD
hodor. Zasmolony :|}}}}LL [3:45]: :{XD
[2:15]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 12:44 (original: 15:00)
[Intermission]: jepa disconnected

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