CatiNaHat #1 vs brainstorm (3250 views)

be PlAyer
fi Swanidius
fi tOMBA
ch Aq
no Domi
nl Testi

ET United LAN
Playoffs
LB - Round 2

#ET:U - Play offs - Facebook
29.10.15 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ciah PlAyer 55 kills
Killing Spree ciahSwanidius 6 frags without being killed
Accountant ciah PlAyer 125% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ciahSwanidius 15 gibs
...and stay dead! ciahSwanidius 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ciah PlAyer 51 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ciahSwanidius 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ciahSwanidius 178 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! it's me, ???? 302 damage per frag
What objective? ciah PlAyer 399 XP
Red Shirt pure BS'DMNTR 71 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ciahSwanidius 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ciah PlAyer 215 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ciahtOMBA 2 team kills
Gingerbread man ciahtOMBA 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pure BS'DMNTR613534371900131020391031000/00/641/502/323712847
pure BS'AQR861234386210011281119922680/02/137/450/521316046
it's me, ????4827725522017698187361760/00/125/411/327916836
it's me, ????5786410618521023225295277613440/02/1103/413/324315246
ciahSwanidius90374525715101389388426720/01/043/458/217214569
ciah PlAyer1253995544110112980488471260/03/151/312/017820143
ciahtOMBA94369464990219901980221880/04/143/281/119616454
ciah101114215315035134427761252953860/08/1137/2811/118217055
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pure BS'DMNTR411461229300739123167280/00/212/190/2DDDDDDK/DDDKDDKK//DDDD/KDK/DKDKKDDXD/K/KKD
pure BS'AQR852821325301432753896140/00/114/170/3DDKDDK/DKDDDDKDKD/KDDKKDK/D/KDTDKKDKDDD
it's me, ????571291221000229253619180/00/112/150/3KDKDDDKK/KDDKDKDDDDKDDKD/KDDDDDKK
it's me, ????503573775601131011210682600/00/438/510/8
ciahSwanidius90130202241053480386100/01/012/177/1KXDKKDDDKK/DKDDS/KKK/KDKKKKDDKDDKDKD/KDD/KDK
ciah PlAyer1101482119500736733461580/00/020/121/0K/KKD/KKDK/KK/KKDDKKDKDDKDDKK/K/K/KKDDKD
ciahtOMBA11613221184011035292790900/03/018/81/0TKKKKK/KK/KDDDKK/K/DKKDKK/K/DKK/K/D/KK/D
ciah105410625913112210682101121480/04/050/379/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pure BS'DMNTR667481230012194178500/00/17/91/1KDKDDDDKDKKDD/DKKKDD
pure BS'AQR8118551311400119532227180/01/012/100/0KDKKKKKDKKDDKD/DDKKKKDDD
it's me, ????4141512000312661988180/00/05/90/0DDK/D/KDKDK/DKDDD
it's me, ????751702635700554136000360/01/124/281/1
ciahSwanidius649291440032206163900/00/09/110/1DDDDDDDK//KDKKDKD/KDKXKK
ciah PlAyer13384129501122722041500/01/111/71/0KDDKKKKDKDKDKKDKDKDT/K
ciahtOMBA1281069730001522173300/00/09/70/0KKKDKKDKDDKDDDKK
ciah10828230301201460005413500/01/129/251/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pure BS'DMNTR13676151130022277181600/00/214/71/0KDKDKD/KKDKKKKDKKD/KDDKKKD
pure BS'AQR88155911100414201574180/01/08/70/1KK/DKK/KDK/KDD/KDKXDD
it's me, ????7159572010163614711400/00/05/71/0DDDDKKKDTKDKD
it's me, ????9619029296016533348611580/01/227/212/1
ciahSwanidius6068915100515521493180/00/09/110/0KDK/KKK/DDDDDD/DK/DKXD/KK
ciah PlAyer10071111110021855197100/01/010/90/0KDKDKDDK/KKDDDKKK/KKDD
ciahtOMBA2143314101414541869260/01/13/80/1DD/DKDDDKK/D/TD/DD
ciah6018223403011148615333440/02/122/280/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pure BS'DMNTR4257819000318202335720/00/18/150/0DDDKDKD/DDDDK/DK/KDKDDDKDKD
pure BS'AQR82042315200314632225180/00/03/110/1D/DDKDD//KDDDDDDKD
it's me, ????254831200021154165800/00/03/100/0DD/DK/KDKDDDDDD
it's me, ????291471446200844376218900/00/114/360/1
ciahSwanidius23384146600017001433540/00/013/61/0KKKKDKKDKKDDDKKKKKKD
ciah PlAyer22096115000220041374180/01/010/30/0KKKDKKDKK/KKK/KD
ciahtOMBA130881310100525141630720/00/013/50/0KKKKDKD/KD/KKDK/KK/K/DK
ciah19426838217007621844371440/01/036/141/0

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Player Chats
it's me, ???? [Warmup]: leggo
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: batman, lets go
ciahSwanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[9:05]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:05]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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ciahtOMBA [9:04]: question of the day; did Swanidius tap full or not?
[9:05]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:05]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:05]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
pure BS'DMNTR [9:04]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
[9:05]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:05]: FIGHT!
[8:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:06]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:11]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:11]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
it's me, ???? [5:24]: ...
[4:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pure BS'DMNTR [3:42]: koop eens internet ofzo
[1:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
ciahSwanidius [0:44]: nice camp nigga
pure BS'DMNTR [0:36]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
[0:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
ciahSwanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
ciahtOMBA [Warmup]: he crashed?
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: guess so
ciahtOMBA [Warmup]: k I'll brb toilet
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: hes prolly gonna blame DDOS
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: his pco verheated
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: XDD
ciahSwanidius [Warmup]: LONG LIVE LUMINOSITY!111
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: ye,m saw it
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: they rekt fnatic
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: xDDDD
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: flushatrigger mad
ciahSwanidius [Warmup]: rip c9 though
it's me, ???? [11:27]: wow
it's me, ???? [11:26]: ...
[11:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:39]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
pure BS'DMNTR [10:35]: ok
pure BS'DMNTR [10:34]: jij wel
pure BS'DMNTR [10:34]: :D
it's me, ???? [10:29]: ...
[10:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pure BS'DMNTR [10:11]: :D
[9:25]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
pure BS'DMNTR [9:02]: ofc
[8:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:41]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:41]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:41]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[8:41]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:41]: FIGHT!
it's me, ???? [8:15]: /....
[8:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
it's me, ???? [8:14]: WAT
[7:35]: The Tank has been damaged!
pure BS'DMNTR [7:17]: ofc
pure BS'DMNTR [7:14]: you hit me through box
pure BS'DMNTR [7:14]: :D
ciahSwanidius [7:12]: :D
[6:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
ciahSwanidius [6:34]: INTENSE LOTTO:D
pure BS'DMNTR [5:26]: yes
it's me, ???? [5:24]: ...
pure BS'DMNTR [5:23]: swani
pure BS'DMNTR [5:22]: the 3on3 hero
ciahSwanidius [5:19]: cu @ lan
pure BS'DMNTR [5:17]: XDDDDDDDDD 2k15, what have you done to ET
ciahSwanidius [5:14]: :DDDDDD
[5:05]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:54 (original: 12:00)
pure BS'DMNTR [Intermission]: how are you so shit at 6on6
pure BS'DMNTR [Intermission]: but hit all on 3on3
ciahSwanidius [Intermission]: only if u would know how much we sucked vs ciah #2 u wouldnt believe this game :D
pure BS'DMNTR [Intermission]: dont get it
pure BS'DMNTR [Intermission]: must be the first time
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: in ET
ciahSwanidius [Warmup]: its not my fault that freddy fails to deliver in my 6v6 lan team!
pure BS'DMNTR [Warmup]: :D
ciahSwanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
pure BS'DMNTR [Countdown]: you need hazz
ciahSwanidius [Countdown]: agree!
pure BS'DMNTR [Countdown]: them guys in ya team slow figgits
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[11:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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pure BS'DMNTR [11:10]: who are these nolifers watching us lol
[11:10]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:10]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:10]: FIGHT!
[10:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:21]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:21]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
pure BS'DMNTR [6:03]: gg
[6:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:57]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:02
ciahSwanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[5:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:58]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
it's me, ???? [2:11]: wat
it's me, ???? [2:11]: 4
it's me, ???? [2:11]: bv ~ ElvisS: lets go to stole some decent cars, not dacia all the time
it's me, ???? [2:10]: s
[2:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
it's me, ???? [2:07]: kanker game
it's me, ???? [2:05]: this is b
it's me, ???? [2:04]: s
[1:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:27]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:27]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
pure BS'DMNTR [0:56]: nice boxes jongen
pure BS'DMNTR [0:42]: gg wp
[0:18]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
pure BS'DMNTR [0:14]: losing to this bunch, no offense
pure BS'DMNTR [0:09]: but worst loss in my ET years
ciahSwanidius [0:04]: :D
ciahSwanidius [0:03]: gg
ciah PlAyer [0:00]: :)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:02)
[Intermission]: pure BS'AQR8 disconnected
ciahtOMBA [Intermission]: You think hihgly of yourself?
pure BS'DMNTR [Intermission]: I know you were shit when I was still active
[Intermission]: it's me, ???? disconnected
[Intermission]: ciahtOMBA disconnected
pure BS'DMNTR [Intermission]: So yes, I do
[Intermission]: ciahSwanidius disconnected

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