cat in a hat vs delirium (3046 views)

fi FreddyB
fi rsp
fi smak
fi Swanidius
fi tOmba
nl woott
be beck
be Kenzi
gb ScarZy
gb garin
nl TwizZt
ie wra1th

ET United LAN
Consolation Match

#ET:U - Groups - Facebook
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LanCatSwanidius 121 kills
Killing Spree LANcattOMBA 11 frags without being killed
Accountant LANcattOMBA 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LanCatSwanidius 59 gibs
...and stay dead! LanCatSwanidius 49% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning delyrijum.tristan 99 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LANcatraspberry 60 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LANcatraspberry 149 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LANcat smak 306 damage per frag
What objective? LanCatSwanidius 659 XP
Red Shirt LANcatraspberry 126 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? LANcat woott 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore delyrijum.goku |>B<| 174 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut LANcatraspberry 10 team kills
Gingerbread man LANcatFreddy 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
LanCatSwanidius11165912110859102520508158951980/09/589/6721/1316914668
LANcatFreddy58487589927163011031149577370/01/757/556/819015039
LANcatraspberry884821131262431026164671253414640/050/1110/6760/171469745
LANcattOMBA114650998630111419372140511671/010/982/537/13196162115
LANcat smak585547011915152914315165986280/06/1265/624/1620513837
LANcat woott5244864124210721126401325911990/00/1549/7511/22198107312
LANcat783280525662176729145943338729443931/076/15352/75109/2218413358
delyrijum.gaeryn715947710532341514383175806930/06/1368/527/2318716347
delyrijum.raeytf705158411923112613034136045930/04/1563/6310/1715511349
delyrijum.goku |>B<|725757510421031514732172583940/13/1172/593/1419616677
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3765298411025032614769119557050/034/137/5844/1617610967
cuntflap.Cheesedick684167711327122712540174645690/04/1365/5510/17163153510
delyrijum.tristan9760811311639032817836164723520/08/1199/609/1615814269
delyrijum.763237510667167516137872949433333060/059/11374/6083/1617314158
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LanCatSwanidius10316129281600754694122580/01/126/172/4KDDKKDK/DKKD/KDDKKKDKDKK/DKKDKDKK/KKD/DDKDKKKDKK/KK/XDKDDD
LANcatFreddy47115112311001129643385900/00/111/110/3XDKDK/D//D///XKDD/DDK/KDKKDKK//XKK/DXD
LANcatraspberry12015229247054447426743800/04/69/1220/3KDTKDDKDKKDDKDKKKDDKKDDKDDKDTKTT/KKKKXKKDDKK/DDKKKT/KDKK/KD
LANcattOMBA2071832914401146303030191/02/127/140/0KDKDKDKXKDDXKKXKKKDDKDTKD/KDKKKKKKKKKKDKKKKDKKD
LANcat smak90124273030112469537971050/02/426/100/6DDKDDDKKT/KK/KKDKKKDKDDDK/KKDD/KXXKKDK/K/KK/DD/K//KKK/DKD/KD
LANcat woott10311728279056394626808520/00/221/166/4DK/KDKKKDD/KD/KKDKDKDTKKDTTDDD/XKKKDKKDKDDKDKDK/KKTK/KKDDTKKD
LANcat1128521531465001241261781968815041/09/15120/8028/20
delyrijum.gaeryn621211829500134884592360/02/315/191/6DKKDDDKDDKDKDKDKDDKKKDDKDDDKDDKDKKDDKDDDDDDKDK/
delyrijum.raeytf331411133610422823778680/01/29/221/4KDKSDDDDDDDDKKDDDDK/D/DDDKKDDDKDDDDDDDK/DKK/
delyrijum.goku |>B<|4416413294005307347211660/11/111/191/1K/KDK/DKDDKKD/DKDDDKD/DDKDK/KKDDDDDDDKDDDD
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<363136213370084114367620/09/31/1611/5KDDDKKDKDDKDKDKK/DKDKKDDKKDK/DD//DK/DDK/KDKDD//DKDKDDK
cuntflap.Cheesedick7088192750043169478400/01/018/190/4KKDKDKKDKKKDDDDDKDKDK/K/KDK/DDKDKDD/DDDKDDDKKD
delyrijum.tristan85131232710002356246271120/01/022/210/2KDKD/DKKKKDKDKDDKK/KDKKKDDDDDDKDKKDDKDDDKDDKDDDKKK
delyrijum.6078110517837102419688261783840/115/976/11614/22

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LanCatSwanidius100952020151043129231400/03/23/1214/2DKDDKKDKKDDDKDDKXK//KD/KDKDKKKDKDKK/KDKKS
LANcatFreddy949116174022252430171110/01/214/123/0DDDKKKDDKDDKDKTDK/KDKDKKDDKKDKDTK/K
LANcatraspberry8410121256111286027731460/012/00/1910/2SKKDKDDDDDKDDK/DDDKDKDKTKKDDKDDKDDKDDKDKKKDKKKK
LANcattOMBA72961318300236293095400/01/110/122/4DKKDKKKDKDDKDDKDKDDDDKK/D/DKXDKD
LANcat smak5510410184002206931791250/03/27/120/2/DDDKDDDKKDKD/DKDDDKKKDKDDKD
LANcat woott3385824200421382801540/00/68/140/0KDDDKDDDD/DKDDKKDDDDX/D/KDDKDDD/K
LANcat735728812234231516349171794760/020/1342/8129/10
delyrijum.gaeryn78128151910026289032313860/03/411/43/5DD/KDKKDKK/KK/KDTTKKD/KKK/DDDD/DKKDD
delyrijum.raeytf11810319165004284917401210/00/315/61/4KKXDDKKD/KKDKKD/KKKDD/KDK/KDKKKKDKDD
delyrijum.goku |>B<|81841822500229393361360/00/518/90/6KDDDKDKDDKKKKDK/DDKDDKDKDKK/KDDKKDDDDKDK
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<39516120216004346823152880/08/36/115/5K/KKKKKKDDKK/DDKDKKDDXXD/DKKDDDKDKKDK/KDKDD
cuntflap.Cheesedick52811223201617072821960/00/212/91/6/K/KKKDKKDDD/DKKKD/T/KK/DKDDDDDDDDDD
delyrijum.tristan1231312117702833262881480/01/221/51/4KKDTKKKDKD/K/KDK/KKDKXTX/KK/DKK/KKK/KK/DDD
delyrijum.9168810511835053017179163499750/012/1983/4411/30
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LanCatSwanidius9012920226006340733251220/02/015/141/3DKDK/K/KK//DDDDD/KDD/KKKDKXKKDKDKKDDDKKKKKD
LANcatFreddy4610412265027203834442140/00/114/160/2KDDK/DKK//KDKK/DKD/D/K/DDKDTDDTDDKDKDDDD
LANcatraspberry838825302206376428001090/014/00/1711/3D/K/KDKKDDK/KKDKDK//DKDKDKKKDKDDKDDDDKDKKDKDDKSDKKD/KKS
LANcattOMBA941241819810235123140360/02/215/101/4K/KKKDKKKK/DDKDKDKKDKKDDKDKDDDSKDDDKD
LANcat smak4011113323128265338841940/01/311/163/3D/DDT/D/DDD/K/DKDK/DDK/KKDKDTDDKDDDDKDDKKDDKK/S
LANcat woott32999282015175030921550/00/07/181/7/DKDKK/DX/D/DDDDKDDDDKDDK/XDDXXDTKDDDDDKDK
LANcat646559715726453417124196858300/019/662/9117/22
delyrijum.gaeryn16116521135023351027981630/01/222/60/2/KTKDKDKDKKDKKKKDK/K/DKTKKKDKKDKKDDK
delyrijum.raeytf11612528243015341130401970/03/718/133/1/KKDKKDKDKKXDDKTK/KDDD/DDKDKDKKKK/DKDKKKKXKKKDDKDK/KDDK
delyrijum.goku |>B<|821361417801130313142380/01/213/101/3DKDD/KKKKDKKXDDKKDDDKTDDKKDKDDKDD
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<36059122040062608219460/01/10/1210/2K//DDD/KDD/KD/K/DDKXKDKKKDKKDKDDD
cuntflap.Cheesedick7891182311018294931842910/01/515/63/4K/K/K/DK/DDTK/KKDKDDKDKK/DKDD/DKDKDKK/KKDD
delyrijum.tristan921172628800541762766450/00/321/135/5DDDDDDDDXKDKDKDKDK/KKDKDKDK/KDKKKKKDKK/KDKKDDKD/KK/KDDK
delyrijum.9869311912539052819685171247400/07/2089/6022/17

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LanCatSwanidius14715125171000441232974180/02/221/82/3KKDKKKKDKDKDKKDD/KDK/KKKD/KKDKKKDKK/KDKDKD
LANcatFreddy62701016411514822228890/00/210/71/1DD/KDDTK/KKKSD/KKDDK/DD/KKD
LANcatraspberry815418224037248119446370/09/41/89/4/TDK/D/KT/XK/DDKKDDK/KKDKDKDK/KDKDDKDKDKKTKD
LANcattOMBA901071921600643822294360/01/314/114/2DK/KXKDKKK/DK/DDDDKDDDKK/DKK/KKKDK/KKKDDD
LANcat smak587410173013207124621250/00/210/91/3KKD//DDK/KKDDDDDTKDDKKDKDDDKX
LANcat woott70881420401332391969890/00/49/123/4/KDKKDDX/DDKDKKDKD/KKDDXDDKDKDDKKDDKXT
LANcat855449611331162817778138719940/012/1765/5520/17
delyrijum.gaeryn26726233004202038711080/00/16/150/4DDDKDDDD/DD/DKD//DKDKDDDXDDKKD
delyrijum.raeytf45501124400618332360540/00/19/102/7D/KDKKD/KDD/DKD/XD/KD/KKDDKDKDDDDKDD
delyrijum.goku |>B<|506410202025220531921180/01/211/100/2/DDKDKKDDKK//DKD/DDKDTT/DKKKDDDD
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<313110221166024233216622590/011/20/812/2/KK/KKDKDKKDKKKD/TDKD/KKKKDXKDDKDTKKDKDK
cuntflap.Cheesedick45601022510318793628720/01/28/121/3KDSDKDDDDKDDKD/DD/K/KDDKKDKDDDDK
delyrijum.tristan1231142621900736023065630/03/321/102/2/DK//KKDKDDKK/DKKKKKK//K/KKKKDDDKDKDKDKDKKXDKDKK
delyrijum.704628412629142913871177786740/016/1155/6517/20
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LanCatSwanidius16684201290033138193700/01/017/82/1KKK/KK/KKKKDDK/KKDKKKDDKKKDKKDDD
LANcatFreddy70797101002122215861080/00/15/52/2KDD//KKDKKDDKKDDD
LANcatraspberry93571516300719571522180/09/00/56/4/KDKD/KKD/DKKKK/D/KKKK/KKDK/DDD
LANcattOMBA187104158800221461504180/03/112/30/2DDKKDK/KD/KKKKKKKKKKKDD
LANcat smak5687916200320072221360/00/09/110/2KDD/K/KDKKDDDK/KKDKDDDDDD
LANcat woott2638415400212881610490/00/23/61/5DDKD//DDDKDKKDDDDDD
LANcat100449707727001911758103802290/013/446/3811/16
delyrijum.gaeryn7375111552001489230000/00/39/52/5DKKKKDSDDDKDKDDDDKDKDSDKKK
delyrijum.raeytf5661916200417642052850/00/16/103/1/D//DDDKDDDKDDDDKKDKKK/KK
delyrijum.goku |>B<|100681111200120561687360/00/010/81/2KKD/KKDKKKDDKDDKKDKDDD
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<342516142012153414601500/03/30/94/1KDD//DKDKKDDDTDDDDKDKX
cuntflap.Cheesedick107691413400319372204540/01/48/75/0DK/DKDDKD/KKDXDKDDKKKKDKK/KK
delyrijum.tristan4660715301216002055260/01/36/81/2KDKDDK/DDDDDKKDDDDTKDK/
delyrijum.71384588418221210380117583510/05/1439/4716/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LanCatSwanidius77397930011242122300/00/07/80/0K/KDKDDDKDKKDKDD
LANcatFreddy282827201380112971250/00/03/40/0/T/DKD/DKD
LANcatraspberry55305920119318211740/02/10/64/1KDDKK/DDTDKDDKD
LANcattOMBA83365610011073988180/01/14/30/1KD/DDDKKDKK
LANcat smak16541600118201055430/00/12/40/0D/TKDDDD
LANcat woott10211100001279110700/00/11/90/2DXDDXDD/DXDDKD
LANcat4520821478038514664913600/03/417/344/4
delyrijum.gaeryn1003366410198678800/00/05/31/1DKKKDDKSKK/D
delyrijum.raeytf10035663003895634680/00/16/20/0/DDKK/KK/KKD
delyrijum.goku |>B<|180599500011428115500/00/19/30/0KKDKKKKKKD/KDD
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3662046000271364800/02/10/22/1/KDDK/DDKK
cuntflap.Cheesedick8027450003899843560/00/04/20/0K//K/DKDK
delyrijum.tristan12555108200415701078580/02/08/30/1/KKKD/KK/KDK/DKKKD
delyrijum.109229393691014649151461820/04/332/153/3

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Player Chats
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: where u going?
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: llanfairbisworglutwichgogogoch
LANcat smak [Warmup]: just over the street at first
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: woot
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: /exec pollo.cfg
LANcat smak [Warmup]: &set fov 0.25
LANcat woott [Warmup]: what woott?
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: :}
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: :}
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: :}
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: /exec pollo.cfg
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: u woott m8?
LANcat woott [Warmup]: flip comink for u
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: whos flip :ss;sS:::s:sssS:S:S:SS:s:s;s;;SSSSS
LANcat woott [Warmup]: flip my homeboy
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: sogay.
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: <8flip
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: i think goku wants to ballsack flip
LANcat smak [Warmup]: you dont even know how
LANcat woott [Warmup]: little bit gay is okay
cuntflap.Cheesedick [Warmup]: lets go guyssss
LANcat woott [Warmup]: he would rather nutsack him
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: i needn't know how
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: tristan is flirting with sqzz
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: sec
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: get his cock out your mouth tristan
cuntflap.Cheesedick [Warmup]: chavs united
cuntflap.Cheesedick [Warmup]: legggooo
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: can we rup|
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: enough tactics
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: gogo
ohurcool:) [Warmup]: these nicknames :(
LANcat smak [Warmup]: swani ts fucked up, gg we dont need him anyway
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: giswani
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: go
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: man
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: gogoogogogogogo
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: swani
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: man
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: like
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: man
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: yeah sorry jon, david is a bit immature
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: ogogogogo
cuntflap.Cheesedick [Warmup]: man like swaniiiiii
ohurcool:) [Warmup]: :D
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 [Warmup]: swaniiidiot :DDDD
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 [Warmup]: come on man
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: why nyou not going
cuntflap.Cheesedick [Warmup]: fucking dutch immigrant
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: swani
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: look at me
LANcat smak [Warmup]: not our fault you arent already drinking.
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 [Warmup]: YES WE ARE
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: get me some shots
LANcat smak [Warmup]: bs
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 [Warmup]: let's go nitwits
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
LANcat smak [Countdown]: gg gl hf
LanCatSwanidius [Countdown]: GL
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
LANcat woott [Countdown]: shoutout flip and ohurcool for epic streaming
[14:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [9:28]: ahjahaha
[9:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:19]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:29]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
delyrijum.tristan [8:23]: :D
[8:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
LanCatSwanidius [7:55]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [7:55]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [7:55]: :D!
[7:44]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
LANcat smak [7:14]: :D:D:
delyrijum.gaeryn [7:14]: !:D
delyrijum.raeytf [5:33]: NO.
delyrijum.raeytf [5:20]: hacks
delyrijum.raeytf [5:19]: :}
delyrijum.gaeryn [2:01]: wut
LANcat woott [1:56]: woott*
delyrijum.gaeryn [1:54]: !:D
LANcat woott [1:49]: wut is the polak
delyrijum.raeytf [1:37]: gg
[1:19]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [1:01]: :d:d:d:d:d:
delyrijum.tristan [0:56]: shot swani bro
[0:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:47]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
delyrijum.tristan [0:43]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [0:43]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [0:43]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [0:43]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [0:43]: :D
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [0:38]: gg
LANcat smak [0:36]: GG
delyrijum.raeytf [0:21]: winner buys drinks
LANcat smak [0:09]: loser doubles the bought drinks
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
LanCatSwanidius [Intermission]: tomba stealer
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: basic freddy
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
LANcat woott [Warmup]: who is the rae guy can u turn around?
cuntflap.Cheesedick [Warmup]: ait
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: who|?
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: me|
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 [Warmup]: the cute one
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: no.
delyrijum.gaeryn [Warmup]: !:D
LANcat smak [Countdown]: hf
delyrijum.tristan [14:44]: :D
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [14:41]: nice shot woot
[14:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:49]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:46]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
LanCatSwanidius [11:34]: XD
delyrijum.tristan [11:33]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [11:33]: :D
LanCatSwanidius [11:33]: wat
LanCatSwanidius [11:26]: landmine and paner
[11:17]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[11:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
LANcatFreddy [11:08]: stop hiding
LanCatSwanidius [11:04]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [11:03]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [11:03]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [11:03]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [11:03]: :D!
[10:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:06]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
LanCatSwanidius [10:01]: wat>D
LanCatSwanidius [9:57]: where did my panzer go>D
delyrijum.gaeryn [9:54]: !:D
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [9:54]: :dd
[9:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LanCatSwanidius [9:51]: like
LanCatSwanidius [9:49]: wtf
[9:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
delyrijum.raeytf [9:03]: cunt
delyrijum.raeytf [9:01]: jezus : <
delyrijum.raeytf [8:58]: go away : (
[8:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:10]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:55]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
delyrijum.gaeryn [6:27]: :(
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [6:00]: :dd
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [5:56]: saw u for so long
delyrijum.tristan [4:53]: swanio
delyrijum.tristan [4:52]: :D
[4:42]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
delyrijum.raeytf [4:39]: swassholeini : (
LANcat woott [4:32]: o
LANcat woott [4:31]: m
LANcat woott [4:30]: g
LanCatSwanidius [4:28]: how many times?
LanCatSwanidius [4:26]: xd
cuntflap.Cheesedick [4:23]: 4 fulls in a row
cuntflap.Cheesedick [4:21]: ;_;
[3:41]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:18 (original: 15:00)
LanCatSwanidius [Intermission]: gg
delyrijum.tristan [Intermission]: wp
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Intermission]: gggggggggggg
LanCatSwanidius [Intermission]: 31 gibs
LANcat woott [Intermission]: flipper power
LanCatSwanidius [Intermission]: ok
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Intermission]: beers now pls
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: BEERS PLS
LANcat woott [Warmup]: 9th place
LANcat woott [Warmup]: u?
LANcat smak [Warmup]: boom
delyrijum.gaeryn [Warmup]: !:D
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: 10th boom g5
LANcat woott [Warmup]: :DDD
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: no ticket, no entry
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: wakizashi represent
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: where u going?
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: brb
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: but you guys have forever OC swani
delyrijum.gaeryn [Warmup]: !:D
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: gg
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: rekt
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Countdown]: :D
LanCatSwanidius [Countdown]: cu at lan
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Countdown]: ily swani
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:04]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:17]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:10]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
delyrijum.tristan [10:51]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [10:51]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [10:51]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [10:50]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [10:50]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [10:50]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [10:50]: :D
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [10:50]: xdddddddd
LanCatSwanidius [10:49]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [10:49]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [10:49]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [10:49]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [10:49]: :D!
LanCatSwanidius [10:49]: :D!
[10:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
delyrijum.tristan [10:38]: dese commz
LanCatSwanidius [10:33]: waat comms
[10:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
LANcat smak [9:35]: :D
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [9:10]: nice
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [7:26]: :D
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [7:23]: kurwaaaa
[7:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:49]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
delyrijum.gaeryn [4:24]: !:D
[4:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
LANcatraspberry [3:42]: rofl
delyrijum.gaeryn [2:09]: wp
[1:44]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
LANcat smak [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 13:15
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: where u going?
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
LANcat smak [Countdown]: hf
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[12:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
delyrijum.tristan [10:46]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [10:45]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [10:45]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [10:45]: :D
[9:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:40]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:07]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:47]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:43]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
LANcat smak [8:43]: 1medic defence cat style
[7:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:12]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:08]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
delyrijum.tristan [5:06]: :D
[5:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
delyrijum.tristan [5:05]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [5:05]: :D
[4:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
LANcat smak [3:23]: gg
[2:58]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:17 (original: 13:15)
LANcatraspberry [Intermission]: ggwp
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Intermission]: loser pays beer
LanCatSwanidius [Intermission]: gg
LANcat woott [Intermission]: yes
LANcat woott [Intermission]: ssureee
LANcatraspberry [Intermission]: now you're making making up the rules
delyrijum.tristan [Intermission]: wp swani bro
LANcat smak [Countdown]: glhf
LANcat smak [Countdown]: lottobite
[Countdown]: delyrijum.goku |>B<| kicked for excess flood
[Countdown]: cuntflap.Cheesedickcalled a vote.
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
delyrijum.tristan [Warmup]: ffs
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 [Warmup]: rofl
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: classic beck
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: gg goku
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 [Warmup]: idiot D
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: banned
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: kenzi
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: ffs
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: idiot
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: :}
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: :}
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: :}
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: :}
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: gg beck
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 [Warmup]: it's kenzi lmao
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
LANcat smak [Warmup]: now you got us fucked up
LANcat smak [Countdown]: gg
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Countdown]: :)))
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Countdown]: cu lan
LanCatSwanidius [Countdown]: cu bar
delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 [9:58]: offie
LANcat smak [9:58]: cu under table
LANcat smak [9:56]: on floor
LANcat smak [9:44]: woow
[9:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:37]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:15]: The Service Door has been breached!
LanCatSwanidius [4:51]: wtfXD
LanCatSwanidius [4:47]: how long was that shield
LanCatSwanidius [2:53]: gg
[2:45]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:14
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Intermission]: swani y u so gut
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: tryhard
LANcat smak [Warmup]: his back hurt from carrying
delyrijum.tristan [Warmup]: :D
delyrijum.tristan [Warmup]: :D
delyrijum.raeytf [Warmup]: brb
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: need muscles
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Warmup]: where u going?
LanCatSwanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
LANcat woott [Countdown]: my muscles hurting
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Countdown]: :O)
delyrijum.raeytf [Countdown]: which ones
[6:02]: The Main Door has been breached!
[5:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:47]: The Service Door has been breached!
LANcat woott [4:35]: smak his feet touching me
LANcat woott [4:33]: so good
LANcat smak [3:28]: :DD
delyrijum.gaeryn [3:26]: YOU GOT GRAINED :Q
delyrijum.gaeryn [3:23]: YOU GOT GRAINED :Q
delyrijum.raeytf [3:16]: gg
delyrijum.tristan [3:14]: WP GUYS
[3:14]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
delyrijum.tristan [Intermission]: !
delyrijum.goku |>B<| [Intermission]: gg
LANcatraspberry [Intermission]: ggwp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:59 (original: 7:14)
[Intermission]: delyrijum.raeytf disconnected
delyrijum.gaeryn [Intermission]: wp
delyrijum.tristan [Intermission]: pub
LANcat smak [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: LANcattOMBA disconnected
[Intermission]: delyrijum.beckee FRANCE<3 disconnected
[Intermission]: delyrijum.tristan disconnected
LanCatSwanidius [Intermission]: WOOOOOO
[Intermission]: LANcatFreddy disconnected
[Intermission]: delyrijum.goku |>B<| disconnected
[Intermission]: delyrijum.gaeryn disconnected
[Intermission]: cuntflap.Cheesedick disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.