PoKeMaNs vs maladjusted (3373 views)

be Heady
de Shady
gb deryyn
de Kitt
de Mabuse
tr Symbol
06.01.16 21:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth #mj|symbol 70 kills
Killing Spree #mj|symbol 8 frags without being killed
Accountant #mj|symbol 121% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! #mj|Mabuse 26 gibs
...and stay dead! #mj|Mabuse 58% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning #mj|symbol 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! #mj|kitt 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer #Hdy 143 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! #mj|kitt 225 damage per frag
What objective? poke shady 399 XP
Red Shirt #Hdy 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hoee 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore poke shady 152 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut #mj|kitt 3 team kills
Gingerbread man #mj|symbol 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
#Hdy583195290140124767386252281/02/342/576/814896311
poke shady81399597211121811236103372310/012/243/466/519014264
hoee52326438380122826710050600/12/237/545/6192121513
hoee63104415424533146427176290125191/116/2122/5417/617712059
#mj|kitt67323487290324800379651350/02/650/4510/516711135
#mj|Mabuse633764572260018696075961370/00/751/520/10155106310
#mj|symbol1153707058113026968874441120/05/356/259/213812284
#mj|80106916320246336824651230053840/07/3157/2519/215311356
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#Hdy100771414200415422077360/01/09/62/4/KKK/KKDKKDDDK/KKDDKDDKD/D
poke shady6966913400224222392180/02/15/82/2DKDKDDDKKKDK/DKD/KDDKD
hoee6488914100519351833180/00/06/83/1/DK/KDKD/KDDKDKKD/KDK/D
hoee7823132417001158996302720/03/120/227/7
#mj|kitt110941110500022252095180/00/08/63/2KDKDDKKDKDDKDKKDKKK
#mj|Mabuse3090620210032136207600/00/36/110/3DDKDDDKKDKDKDD/KDDD/D/DDDD
#mj|symbol130701310330319411728400/01/08/34/2KDKKDKD/KDSDKK/KKSKK/KSK
#mj|9025430402930663025899580/01/322/207/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#Hdy2856828100117932808900/00/18/250/3DDDDKKDDDDDDDDDDDKXD/DDKDDKDDDKXDDKDDK
poke shady63115711201022822740300/01/17/80/2DDDKDDDKDDKTDKDKKKD
hoee409261500101751298260/00/17/110/3KDDKDDTDDKKDKDDKDDDDDD
hoee4426321543021582685301260/01/322/440/8
#mj|kitt157831170007115537800/01/116/95/0KKDKDKKK/KK/KKK/K/KDKDKDKKKD/K/DDK/KDKD
#mj|Mabuse099900004379144540/00/015/80/0KDKKK/KDKKK/K/KDKKD/KDDKDKD
#mj|symbol228116167100426351133540/02/011/33/0/K/K/DK/KKKDKKKKKKKKDKK
#mj|128298361410015416916551080/03/142/208/0
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#Hdy5570592004912101900/00/15/40/0DK///KKK/DDKDD
poke shady8854890112165613811470/01/06/62/0DKKDDD/KDDKKKK/KST
hoee8040810400610081053180/00/08/40/1K/D/K///DD/KDKKKKKX
hoee74164212861112357634531650/01/119/142/1
#mj|kitt3637411100411471360360/00/04/70/0/K/D/DKDK/DDDKD
#mj|Mabuse543161110041089108300/00/06/60/1KDKD/K/KD//KDKDDD
#mj|symbol62385810011217113300/01/14/60/0DK/KDKDKKDDDD
#mj|511061530300934533576360/01/114/190/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#Hdy9044101150171169973261/00/08/42/0K/K/KK/K/KKD/K/DKKT/DD
poke shady666069000418931550180/01/04/51/0K/K/DKDDDKK//KD
hoee754168300311491284180/11/05/50/0/KDDK/KDX/KKKDD
hoee7714522288011442113807621/12/017/143/0
#mj|kitt253031210121356150060/00/23/71/1D/DDK/KDDDTDDDDK
#mj|Mabuse364741100021188166400/00/04/70/3D/DDDDKK/DKDXDDK
#mj|symbol116537600031263104700/00/07/30/0DDKKD/KK//KKK
#mj|59130142910173807421160/00/214/171/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#Hdy66721015400822571748760/01/08/71/0KD/KD/K//KDK/K/DKDK/K/KDD
poke shady1261041915500729832274180/06/012/81/0/KK/DKKKDKK/K/D/DKKKKKK/KDKKDKK/DD
hoee5265101900042424289800/00/19/141/0DDK/DKDDKDKK/K/D/DKDKDKDKDDDD
hoee8124139499001976646920940/07/129/293/0
#mj|kitt3879718202521202632750/00/29/100/1DDK//TDKD/DKD/TDDDKKDDKDD/K
#mj|Mabuse551091120400221682629830/00/311/150/2KDKDDK/XDDKDKDDDDD/KXDDKDKKDDKDDK
#mj|symbol109931211600326322403180/01/211/60/0K/KDKDK/KDKDDDK/DKDKKKK
#mj|672813049120210692076641760/01/731/310/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#Hdy38051300000000/00/14/111/1DDKDDDDDKDDKDDKDKD
poke shady660101500030000/01/09/110/1KDK/KDDDKDDKDDKKD/D/KKKDD
hoee23041700040000/01/02/121/1DDKDDKD/KK/DD/DDD/DDD
hoee420194500070000/02/115/342/3
#mj|kitt850121400060000/01/110/61/1KK/DDKDK/KKK/DK/DKDDDKK/K/
#mj|Mabuse90091000030000/00/19/50/1KDKKKD/DKDKKDDK/KD/
#mj|symbol10601716000120000/00/015/42/0D/K/KKDKK/KK//DK/KK/KK/KK/K/D/KK/
#mj|9403840000210000/01/234/153/2

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Player Chats
#Hdy [Warmup]: i could never play with sqzz cuz then i'd have to ejaculate constantly
poke shady [Warmup]: rofl
hoee [Warmup]: xD
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: lol
#Hdy [Warmup]: then they will be like: SHOOT and i'll be like: I AM SHOOTING
poke shady [Warmup]: xd
hoee [Warmup]: xDDDDD
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: hahahaha voll nich witzig
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: :D
poke shady [Countdown]: wieso lachst du dann
poke shady [Countdown]: das versteh ich nich :s
#mj|symbol [Countdown]: damit der nicht alleine ist
#mj|Mabuse [Countdown]: hf
[11:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:22]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:37]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
#mj|symbol [9:37]: symbol wann holst du paysafecard fuer andermands
[8:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:11]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:43]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:58]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:01
hoee [Intermission]: wp
#mj|Mabuse [Intermission]: gg
hoee [7:08]: :XD
[2:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:01)
hoee [Intermission]: gege
#mj|Mabuse [Intermission]: gg
[10:31]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
poke shady [9:54]: :$
[9:46]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[8:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:00]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
#Hdy [6:44]: GG
#mj|symbol [6:43]: wp
#mj|symbol [6:39]: symbol wann holst du paysafecard fuer andermands
[6:36]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[6:36]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
#mj|Mabuse [6:35]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:24
poke shady [Intermission]: andermands
poke shady [Intermission]: wtf
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: verzwickte story mit kresti
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: :D
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:14]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[3:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:37]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[1:27]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
hoee [0:16]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:24)
#mj|Mabuse [Intermission]: gg
poke shady [Intermission]: tails
poke shady [Warmup]: und was soll des bedeuten
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: das der auch stoecke zahlen will
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: :D
poke shady [Warmup]: :]
poke shady [Warmup]: #michaeljackson
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: #arnoduebel
#mj|Mabuse [Countdown]: #peterZwegat
[11:58]: #Hdycalled a vote.
[11:56]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:54]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
#Hdy [11:54]: reset pls
#Hdy [11:54]: :D
#mj|symbol [11:54]: no
hoee [11:54]: his mous e:XD
#Hdy [11:54]: something wrong with my mouse
poke shady [11:54]: got eaten
[11:54]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
hoee [11:54]: naughty cat
[11:54]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:54]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:54]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:54]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
poke shady [11:54]: nawti
[11:54]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[11:54]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:54]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:54]: #mj|Mabusecalled a vote.
[11:54]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:54]: *** Match Reset! ***
[11:54]: Vote passed!
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: aber geh ma in den ac shady
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: und deryn ebenso
hoee [Warmup]: ?
hoee [Warmup]: if ur talkin about me
hoee [Warmup]: talk in english plz
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: deryn urnt in ac
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: said kitt
hoee [Warmup]: :D
hoee [Warmup]: i was
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: care
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: lets play
hoee [Warmup]: it made some noise not long ago
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: shady sieh zu das du cgac kommst
poke shady [Warmup]: hab
poke shady [Warmup]: willst wieder n screen? xd
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: drück ma F1 und öffne console
poke shady [Warmup]: f1? :o
poke shady [Warmup]: oh
poke shady [Warmup]: ja
poke shady [Warmup]: und jetz?
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: du bis nich drin
poke shady [Warmup]: oh da steh ich nich
poke shady [Warmup]: aber wenn cgac nich laufen wuerde koennte ichs kaum machen oder
poke shady [Warmup]: xd
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: wieso arbeitest du nicht mit hans entertainment?
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: kein plan alter
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: am anfang warst drinne
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: mach ma'n restart mit dem ding
poke shady [Warmup]: ich bin nie raus aus et
poke shady [Warmup]: oder disconnected
poke shady [Warmup]: lol
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: wird schon, musst nur kurz neu machen
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: komisch das nur du wieder probleme hast
poke shady [Warmup]: xD
poke shady [Warmup]: ja
poke shady [Warmup]: von mir aus restarte
#Hdy [Warmup]: Pff
#Hdy [Warmup]: all these cheaters in my team
hoee [Warmup]: wasting my valuable 6o6 gaming time ffss
poke shady [Warmup]: :DD
hoee [Warmup]: :D
poke shady [Warmup]: dont let them waste ur precious 3v3 time
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:44]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:58]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:42]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:53]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:50]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:37]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
#mj|Mabuse [3:43]: pause..
[3:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[3:43]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[3:43]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[3:43]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[3:43]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
#mj|Mabuse [3:43]: unpause..
[3:43]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:43]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:43]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:43]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:43]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:43]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[3:43]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:43]: FIGHT!
[2:52]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:07
hoee [Intermission]: wp
#mj|Mabuse [Intermission]: gg
poke shady [6:47]: ddddddddd

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.