Hodor vs yours truly (2227 views)

pl IGLA
fr JeanBicrave
fr JeanKiri
us ipod
us ohurcool
ca TunnEl
08.01.16 23:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth yours truly, jonjon 51 kills
Killing Spree yours truly, jonjon 7 frags without being killed
Accountant yours truly, jonjon 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! HODOR.JEANBICRAVE 12 gibs
...and stay dead! HODOR.JEANBICRAVE 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning yours truly, jonjon 49 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! yours truly, jonjon 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer yours truly, ipod >:[ 136 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hodor. jak sen 331 damage per frag
What objective? yours truly, jonjon 344 XP
Red Shirt HODOR.JEANBICRAVE 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? HODOR.JEANBICRAVE 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore yours truly, jonjon 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hodor.jeantamere 4 team kills
Gingerbread man yours truly, jonjon 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
yours truly, TunnEl92264454980022777573022660/03/141/261/117314955
yours truly, ipod >:[77249415172219625851201070/01/039/253/51539758
yours truly, jonjon9634451501031271000775782000/03/149/347/219614378
yours truly, 8885713715025536824040200005730/07/1129/3411/217413067
hodor. jak sen39218225670110646592731330/00/221/432/2294166310
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE492913367121013706378111300/01/227/485/7214115315
hodor.jeantamere622723760304158815100011480/01/340/410/123816725
hodor.507819218322153822343270854110/02/388/417/1249149310
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
yours truly, TunnEl1001081616300531312827900/02/114/100/0KKDDK/KK//DKDD/KDDDDK/KKDKDKKKKK
yours truly, ipod >:[641131117310425832569400/01/010/90/3DDD/DDSDKKKD//KDK/DKDKKKKDKD
yours truly, jonjon299972421082300253900/01/05/151/1DDKDKK/D/KD/KDD/DK/DDDDDDD/K/D/S
yours truly, 64320345782017801479351300/04/129/341/4
hodor. jak sen75931216200225583002360/00/210/122/0KKK/DDDKKDD/KDDKDKDKDDKKDKDD
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE7681131740072243216400/01/010/92/1DK/KK/D/KKKDK/K/DKK/K/KKDDDDDD
hodor.jeantamere707814201001031342848180/00/214/80/0KDDK/D/K/KK//DKD/KK/K/K/KK/DDKDDKD
hodor.7425239537001979358014540/01/434/294/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
yours truly, TunnEl605612200001323592311860/01/011/80/0/XD//K/DKK/DK/K//K/D/K/K/K/KDKDKD
yours truly, ipod >:[60091501160000/00/010/70/1/TKKK//K/SKD/K/XKDKDDDKDD
yours truly, jonjon1859513742110327420871240/01/116/84/1/KKKK/K/K/KKDD/KDKD//KK/DSTDDKKS/KKKKDKDK/D
yours truly, 102151344243229563343982100/02/137/234/2
hodor. jak sen2560520000718262880400/00/05/130/1/DDD/DK///DKK//DDXDDDDDKKD
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE501081020310521342411760/00/19/121/2/DDD/DD/DXKDDDDKSKKDDK/DKDKK/KK
hodor.jeantamere5273917002327813387440/01/110/130/0DKDDDKK/TDKD/DTKKD/DDDKKDDDK
hodor.42241245731215674186781600/01/224/381/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
yours truly, TunnEl1301001713500422852164900/00/016/81/1KDKDKKDKK//KDKK/KK/DDDKKKDKKKD
yours truly, ipod >:[1101362119401936752551670/00/019/93/1KK/T/KKKDDDK/KKKKKKK/KKDKDD/KD/DDDKK/K/K/
yours truly, jonjon1631503119400944332952760/01/028/112/0D/XKK/K/KKK/K/KDK/KK/KKKKKDKKDKDKKKKK/KKKKKDDDD/KDK
yours truly, 13438669511301221039376672330/01/063/286/2
hodor. jak sen2565520501120813391570/00/06/180/1D/DDKDDDDDDDDDTDDDDKDKKKDD
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE331021030500126863236540/00/18/272/4KDDKDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDKDDDDKKKKDKXDX/DKDDDDKDD
hodor.jeantamere601211423202229003766860/00/016/200/1KDTD/KDKDKDDKDKDDDKDDDKKDDKTDDDK/KDKDKD
hodor.392882973120347667103931970/00/130/652/6

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Player Chats
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: ugly bastard
yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: who's your mate
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: tag up
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: the french one or the random polak one?
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: :D
yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: french
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: he is the legend mtz
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: tag up kiri
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: this ipod tonight :D
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: fix tags jean wtf?
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: let him time we are slow in this team
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: now u can type ./ready into console ipad
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: u can fix tags firs
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: he is fixed
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: we play officail
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: XD
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: act like its offical
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: oula!
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: official
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: tryin to
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: rup forfeit in 3 min
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: =D
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: nah
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: :D
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: :D
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: rup iphone
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: I love you ipod but ta race
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: forfeit in 115 sec
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: forfeit in 100 sec
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: sure i will wait
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: what kinda timer are you using
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: XD
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: rup
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: what r we waiting for ?:D
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: for 50 seconds
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: i have no idea
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: brb then
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: i need warmup
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: i didnt play all day like u
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: kk
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Countdown]: gl jean <3
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Countdown]: fuck u idiot fuck igla
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Countdown]: ty gl to
hodor. jak sen [Countdown]: hf iphone
[10:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:49]: Allies team locked from spectators by yours truly, jonjon
[9:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:22]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
hodor. jak sen [6:32]: you are shit anyway :D
[6:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:45]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:45]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:45]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [5:45]: tunnel il passe tout le temps tunnel krrr
[5:45]: FIGHT!
yours truly, TunnEl [5:42]: pls no
yours truly, TunnEl [5:41]: enl
[4:05]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:31]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [2:38]: GG
yours truly, ipod >:[ [2:30]: ace
[2:09]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:50
hodor. jak sen [Intermission]: ipod show
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: assgla
hodor. jak sen [Intermission]: :D
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: :D
[7:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:19]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:03]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:36]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
hodor. jak sen [3:27]: not gonna play 2nd map at this trash server
yours truly, jonjon [3:19]: 50 ping not good enough
[2:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
hodor. jak sen [2:18]: we can play 2nd map at nl/de/cze server or at cba with those packet lost here :)
yours truly, ipod >:[ [2:07]: shut up u whining fucking baby
hodor. jak sen [2:02]: np :p
yours truly, ipod >:[ [1:58]: lil bitch ass
[1:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
hodor. jak sen [1:26]: :D
[0:49]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:50)
yours truly, jonjon [Intermission]: gg
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: not really
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: igla is complete shit
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Intermission]: GG
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: :XD
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: even with 50 ping
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: ur so ass man
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: shitgla
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: take forfiet
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: lets go
yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: dosing himself to make it look like he's lagging
yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: xD xD xD
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: why are u frenchies playing with that huge ass cunt
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: im at kanker wifi maybe im losing signal but it shouldnt affect ping anyhow
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: f3
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: ur just complete pure shit man
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: simple as tht
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: im on wifi also
yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: yeah changing servers should fix wifi
yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: for sure
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: lmao
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: ahahha igla shit
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: ohurcool
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: brainiac please tell me how am i able to ddos myself with any 3rd program if might cg ac is on?
yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: was a joke m8 let's go
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: ur just shit
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: ok mates get new 3rd or ff?
hodor.jeantamere [Warmup]: true lags
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: don't know if we gonna find one
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: are we done i got shit to do
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: kk just surrender then
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: so 2:0?
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: stop wasting time please
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: we got pugs to get ot
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: the internals are awaiting
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: lmao
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: ok shitgla r up
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: the lags ovver lets go
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: u done ddosing ur self?
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: neither someone ddos me/ or evertime i play offi my router give me max 2/5 signal :d
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: don't be mad it's not our fault we didn't want to play offi and now we are in this shit match
hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: no idea what is this shit
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: im not mad at u guys mate
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: im just roasting this ugly ass nerd shitgla
yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: ready team
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: /readyteam
yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: np friend we are quite calm here on american teamspeak
yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: just eager for some official gaming
[11:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor. jak sen [10:11]: nice exploit ohurcool my mouse doesnt work
hodor. jak sen [8:53]: this game is riddicoulus
yours truly, ipod >:[ [8:49]: ur shit man
yours truly, ipod >:[ [8:48]: simple
hodor. jak sen [7:32]: this game is sensless
yours truly, ipod >:[ [7:28]: ur shit man
yours truly, ipod >:[ [7:27]: simple
hodor. jak sen [7:21]: is it bind?
yours truly, ipod >:[ [7:17]: ur shit man
yours truly, ipod >:[ [7:16]: simple
hodor. jak sen [7:00]: your hitboxes are awfull its totaly unplayable shit
yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:54]: ur shit man
yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:53]: simple
hodor. jak sen [6:52]: no fun at all, seeing u with kanker late
yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:49]: ur shit man
hodor. jak sen [6:47]: sensless shit
yours truly, TunnEl [6:45]: JUST surrender then
hodor. jak sen [6:44]: last offi ever
hodor. jak sen [6:42]: i promise XD
yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:42]: ur shit man
yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:40]: simple
hodor. jak sen [6:25]: :D
hodor. jak sen [6:13]: get normal country ping
yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:10]: ur shit man
yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:10]: simple
hodor. jak sen [6:08]: its fuckin awful
hodor. jak sen [5:54]: :DDDDDD
yours truly, TunnEl [5:50]: :D
hodor. jak sen [5:40]: :DDDDDDDDDD
hodor. jak sen [5:06]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
hodor. jak sen [4:59]: perfect timing
[4:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
hodor. jak sen [4:08]: worst game ever
yours truly, ipod >:[ [4:05]: ur shit
yours truly, ipod >:[ [4:05]: L:D
hodor. jak sen [3:56]: nice netlimiter or an other shit exploit u using
hodor. jak sen [3:53]: its fuckin shit
yours truly, ipod >:[ [3:50]: ur shit man simple
yours truly, ipod >:[ [3:49]: soz
yours truly, TunnEl [3:48]: JUST DISCONNECT DUDE
yours truly, ipod >:[ [3:48]: ez
hodor. jak sen [3:39]: 3:40
[2:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:37]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[1:48]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
yours truly, ipod >:[ [1:38]: igla ur so shit man
yours truly, ipod >:[ [1:36]: why re u so shit
[1:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor. jak sen [1:11]: and now magicly my packetlost are fixed in end of the game :D
yours truly, jonjon [1:08]: my teammates are acting like they arent trying now to justify their shit stats
yours truly, ipod >:[ [1:07]: ur shit mate
hodor. jak sen [1:04]: you are magical guys :D
[0:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[0:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
hodor. jak sen [0:01]: gg wp always pleasure to play vs you
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: hodor. jak sen disconnected
yours truly, jonjon [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: yours truly, jonjon disconnected
yours truly, TunnEl [Intermission]: wow
[Intermission]: yours truly, TunnEl disconnected
hodor.jeantamere [Intermission]: sorry
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: ggs friends
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: its ok
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Intermission]: lol
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: hes a retar
yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: hes a retard
hodor.jeantamere [Warmup]: seems like
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: lol
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: best game ever
HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: my mum already told me to don't talk to stranger ppl

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.