Hodor vs yours truly (3350 views)
IGLA
JeanBicrave JeanKiri 
ipod ohurcool
TunnEl 
08.01.16 23:00 CET
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | yours truly, jonjon | 51 kills |
| Killing Spree | yours truly, jonjon | 7 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | yours truly, jonjon | 102% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | HODOR.JEANBICRAVE | 12 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | HODOR.JEANBICRAVE | 36% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | yours truly, jonjon | 49 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | yours truly, jonjon | 7 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | yours truly, ipod >:[ | 136 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | hodor. jak sen | 331 damage per frag |
| What objective? | yours truly, jonjon | 344 XP |
| Red Shirt | HODOR.JEANBICRAVE | 67 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | HODOR.JEANBICRAVE | 15 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | yours truly, jonjon | 186 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | hodor.jeantamere | 4 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | yours truly, jonjon | 27 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | ugly bastard |
| yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: | who's your mate |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | tag up |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | the french one or the random polak one? |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | :D |
| yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: | french |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | he is the legend mtz |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | tag up kiri |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | this ipod tonight :D |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | fix tags jean wtf? |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | let him time we are slow in this team |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | now u can type ./ready into console ipad |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | u can fix tags firs |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | he is fixed |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | we play officail |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | XD |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | act like its offical |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | oula! |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | official |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | tryin to |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | rup forfeit in 3 min |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | =D |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | nah |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | :D |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | :D |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | rup iphone |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | I love you ipod but ta race |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | forfeit in 115 sec |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | forfeit in 100 sec |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | sure i will wait |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | what kinda timer are you using |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | XD |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | rup |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | what r we waiting for ?:D |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | for 50 seconds |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | i have no idea |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | brb then |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | i need warmup |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | i didnt play all day like u |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | kk |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Countdown]: | gl jean <3 |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Countdown]: | fuck u idiot fuck igla |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Countdown]: | ty gl to |
| hodor. jak sen [Countdown]: | hf iphone |
| [10:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [9:49]: | Allies team locked from spectators by yours truly, jonjon |
| [9:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [9:39]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [9:26]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [8:45]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [8:41]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [7:22]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [7:17]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| hodor. jak sen [6:32]: | you are shit anyway :D |
| [6:20]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [5:45]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [5:45]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [5:45]: | tunnel il passe tout le temps tunnel krrr |
| [5:45]: | FIGHT! |
| yours truly, TunnEl [5:42]: | pls no |
| yours truly, TunnEl [5:41]: | enl |
| [4:05]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [3:31]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [3:31]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [3:17]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [2:38]: | GG |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [2:30]: | ace |
| [2:09]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:50 |
| hodor. jak sen [Intermission]: | ipod show |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | assgla |
| hodor. jak sen [Intermission]: | :D |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | :D |
| [7:04]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [6:38]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:19]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [6:03]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [4:43]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [4:40]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [4:36]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| hodor. jak sen [3:27]: | not gonna play 2nd map at this trash server |
| yours truly, jonjon [3:19]: | 50 ping not good enough |
| [2:49]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| hodor. jak sen [2:18]: | we can play 2nd map at nl/de/cze server or at cba with those packet lost here :) |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [2:07]: | shut up u whining fucking baby |
| hodor. jak sen [2:02]: | np :p |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [1:58]: | lil bitch ass |
| [1:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| hodor. jak sen [1:26]: | :D |
| [0:49]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [0:40]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:50) |
| yours truly, jonjon [Intermission]: | gg |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | not really |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | igla is complete shit |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Intermission]: | GG |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | :XD |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | even with 50 ping |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | ur so ass man |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | shitgla |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | take forfiet |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | lets go |
| yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: | dosing himself to make it look like he's lagging |
| yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: | xD xD xD |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | why are u frenchies playing with that huge ass cunt |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | im at kanker wifi maybe im losing signal but it shouldnt affect ping anyhow |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | f3 |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | ur just complete pure shit man |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | simple as tht |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | im on wifi also |
| yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: | yeah changing servers should fix wifi |
| yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: | for sure |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | lmao |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | ahahha igla shit |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | ohurcool |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | brainiac please tell me how am i able to ddos myself with any 3rd program if might cg ac is on? |
| yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: | was a joke m8 let's go |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | ur just shit |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | ok mates get new 3rd or ff? |
| hodor.jeantamere [Warmup]: | true lags |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | don't know if we gonna find one |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | are we done i got shit to do |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | kk just surrender then |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | so 2:0? |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | stop wasting time please |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | we got pugs to get ot |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | the internals are awaiting |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | lmao |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | ok shitgla r up |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | the lags ovver lets go |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | u done ddosing ur self? |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | neither someone ddos me/ or evertime i play offi my router give me max 2/5 signal :d |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | don't be mad it's not our fault we didn't want to play offi and now we are in this shit match |
| hodor. jak sen [Warmup]: | no idea what is this shit |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | im not mad at u guys mate |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | im just roasting this ugly ass nerd shitgla |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Warmup]: | ready team |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Warmup]: | /readyteam |
| yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: | np friend we are quite calm here on american teamspeak |
| yours truly, jonjon [Warmup]: | just eager for some official gaming |
| [11:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| hodor. jak sen [10:11]: | nice exploit ohurcool my mouse doesnt work |
| hodor. jak sen [8:53]: | this game is riddicoulus |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [8:49]: | ur shit man |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [8:48]: | simple |
| hodor. jak sen [7:32]: | this game is sensless |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [7:28]: | ur shit man |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [7:27]: | simple |
| hodor. jak sen [7:21]: | is it bind? |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [7:17]: | ur shit man |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [7:16]: | simple |
| hodor. jak sen [7:00]: | your hitboxes are awfull its totaly unplayable shit |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:54]: | ur shit man |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:53]: | simple |
| hodor. jak sen [6:52]: | no fun at all, seeing u with kanker late |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:49]: | ur shit man |
| hodor. jak sen [6:47]: | sensless shit |
| yours truly, TunnEl [6:45]: | JUST surrender then |
| hodor. jak sen [6:44]: | last offi ever |
| hodor. jak sen [6:42]: | i promise XD |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:42]: | ur shit man |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:40]: | simple |
| hodor. jak sen [6:25]: | :D |
| hodor. jak sen [6:13]: | get normal country ping |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:10]: | ur shit man |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [6:10]: | simple |
| hodor. jak sen [6:08]: | its fuckin awful |
| hodor. jak sen [5:54]: | :DDDDDD |
| yours truly, TunnEl [5:50]: | :D |
| hodor. jak sen [5:40]: | :DDDDDDDDDD |
| hodor. jak sen [5:06]: | XDDDDDDDDDDD |
| hodor. jak sen [4:59]: | perfect timing |
| [4:33]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [4:29]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| hodor. jak sen [4:08]: | worst game ever |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [4:05]: | ur shit |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [4:05]: | L:D |
| hodor. jak sen [3:56]: | nice netlimiter or an other shit exploit u using |
| hodor. jak sen [3:53]: | its fuckin shit |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [3:50]: | ur shit man simple |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [3:49]: | soz |
| yours truly, TunnEl [3:48]: | JUST DISCONNECT DUDE |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [3:48]: | ez |
| hodor. jak sen [3:39]: | 3:40 |
| [2:39]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [2:37]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
| [1:48]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [1:38]: | igla ur so shit man |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [1:36]: | why re u so shit |
| [1:16]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| hodor. jak sen [1:11]: | and now magicly my packetlost are fixed in end of the game :D |
| yours truly, jonjon [1:08]: | my teammates are acting like they arent trying now to justify their shit stats |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [1:07]: | ur shit mate |
| hodor. jak sen [1:04]: | you are magical guys :D |
| [0:55]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
| [0:51]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| hodor. jak sen [0:01]: | gg wp always pleasure to play vs you |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| [Intermission]: | hodor. jak sen disconnected |
| yours truly, jonjon [Intermission]: | gg |
| [Intermission]: | yours truly, jonjon disconnected |
| yours truly, TunnEl [Intermission]: | wow |
| [Intermission]: | yours truly, TunnEl disconnected |
| hodor.jeantamere [Intermission]: | sorry |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | ggs friends |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | its ok |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Intermission]: | lol |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | hes a retar |
| yours truly, ipod >:[ [Intermission]: | hes a retard |
| hodor.jeantamere [Warmup]: | seems like |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | lol |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | best game ever |
| HODOR.JEANBICRAVE [Warmup]: | my mum already told me to don't talk to stranger ppl |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
Credits to the author of StatWhore
of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.
