'xD Trickjump, vs Queens (5200 views)

nl iNsAne
nl outlAw
nl Sebhes
be chry
gb razz
gb sqZz
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth vxDual outlAw 74 kills
Killing Spree q / sqZz 5 frags without being killed
Accountant vxDual iNsAne 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! vxDual Sebhes 16 gibs
...and stay dead! vxDual Sebhes 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning vxDual iNsAne 64 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! vxDual outlAw 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer q / sqZz 186 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! q / Druwin 297 damage per frag
What objective? vxDual Sebhes 510 XP
Red Shirt q / Druwin 91 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? q / Druwin 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore q / Druwin 168 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut q / sqZz 3 team kills
Gingerbread man vxDual outlAw 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
vxDual iNsAne100469727211012013339115131560/05/464/452/218516045
vxDual outlAw8649374851510281518513518720/06/361/507/420515749
vxDual Sebhes62510447016101610402109472500/02/239/493/323615449
vxDual 83147219022742216438926359784780/013/2164/4912/320915748
q / sqZz74364658814032112323137112890/07/559/582/419015655
q / chry594284779711219879104861180/02/440/516/621013126
q / Druwin5441150911510251377614729360/00/447/572/3276160310
q / 62120316225836246735978389264430/09/4146/5710/322514937
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vxDual iNsAne921121213200325672197540/01/211/70/1KKKKDDDDDKDKKDK/KD/KDKDK/
vxDual outlAw76991013300325092613180/03/06/81/2KDKKKDKKDDDDD/D/DKKK/KD
vxDual Sebhes53101713210115701902180/01/06/90/3DDDDKDDSDKKDK/DDDKDKK
vxDual 743122939710766466712900/05/223/241/6
q / sqZz565091610041986223300/01/27/101/0DDKK/DKD/DKKDD/KDK/DDKKDD
q / chry841191113000820151518180/01/17/43/0K/KDKK/K//KD/KK/KD/K/DDK
q / Druwin7081121740052711289500/00/210/92/1DKDDKKDKDK/KDDKKD//KK/KK/DDDD
q / 7025032465001767126646180/02/524/236/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vxDual iNsAne6988913300325041964360/00/08/91/1DKD/KDDDDDKKK/KDKKDK/D
vxDual outlAw871011416400728152644180/00/214/70/0/K/KK/K/KDKKDDKK/DK/KDKKDDK/DD
vxDual Sebhes78106111430001690233600/00/010/141/0KDDDDDDDDDKDKDKKKKDKDKKDK
vxDual 78295344310001070096944540/00/232/302/1
q / sqZz82861417300625662676360/01/012/101/1DK/DKD/KDKKKKK//DKDD/K/KDDKDKKD
q / chry100105111121021778160500/01/010/90/0/KKDK/DKKDSDKDDDKKKDKDK
q / Druwin447281841032600272800/00/08/130/1/DSDK/KKDDKKDKK/DDDDDDDDDK
q / 7526333469201169447009360/02/030/321/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vxDual iNsAne1004099201215801308120/00/08/70/0DKK/DKDDDKK/KKDTDKK
vxDual outlAw815091110022031183300/00/06/103/0/K/KKDKKKDKDKDDDDDKXD
vxDual Sebhes284327100010311032400/00/02/70/0DDKDDDDDK
vxDual 701332027401446424173520/00/016/243/0
q / sqZz1605285201112451197590/00/09/30/1TDDKKKXKKDKK/KD
q / chry54436112014125913181000/00/06/51/3DKXDKDD/KK/TDK/KD/D
q / Druwin9058910100116692127360/00/09/80/0KKDKDDK/DDKDKKDKDKD
q / 10115323265026417346421950/00/024/161/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vxDual iNsAne1285097000113751490360/03/06/50/0DKKKDKK/DKDKDKKD
vxDual outlAw1115610910041689138300/01/08/51/0KDDK/K/KKDK/DKKK/KD
vxDual Sebhes876578400315451260180/00/16/41/0K/K/KKDKDK/DKDD
vxDual 1091712624500846094133540/04/120/142/0
q / sqZz755091210021648177500/01/28/80/0KDKDD/KDDDK/KDKKDDDKK
q / chry201921000011023135400/00/12/60/2DDDDDK/DKDDD
q / Druwin62425800011462148000/00/14/60/0KDDDK/DKDDDKK
q / 52111163010044133460900/01/414/200/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vxDual iNsAne100100212130093190313700/01/020/120/0KK//KDKK/K/KKK/KKDKD/KKDK/DK/KDKKDKDDDDDK/
vxDual outlAw951292122410742943409360/01/018/122/2K/K/DDKKKKDDKDDKDKDKKKD/KKD/KDD/KDK/KK/DKKS
vxDual Sebhes52102112130010346235031160/01/110/100/0K/K/KK//DD//DDKDKDDD/DKK/D/KKK/D
vxDual 82331536410102610946100491520/03/148/342/2
q / sqZz539314266016345839301080/01/114/180/1DDDKD/DD/KKDDDKDD/TDDKKDK//KDK/KDKKDKDDKD
q / chry4597102220042612302400/00/18/172/1DDKKDDKDDDKD/X/KDDKD/DKKDDDD/DKKD
q / Druwin461231328500133979399200/00/113/140/0DDDDDDKDK/K/KK////DK//K/DKDDK/K/KKDK/DD/D
q / 48313377613012310049109461080/01/335/492/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vxDual iNsAne13379129100221231417180/00/211/51/0KKKDKKD/DDKD/KKKKDKKD
vxDual outlAw7158101420051847163600/01/19/80/0/KDKDKK/K///DDDKDKDKDKKD
vxDual Sebhes85936730021104914580/00/05/51/0DKK/DKKDDDK/K
vxDual 962302830600950743967760/01/325/182/0
q / sqZz91331112101214201900860/03/09/90/1DDKDKDKKDDKK/KK/KDDDDTKK
q / chry584571210021192166700/00/17/100/0DKKDD/D/KDDKDKKDKDXD
q / Druwin303531010021355150700/00/03/70/1/DDDD/KKKDDDD
q / 601132134301639675074860/03/119/260/2

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Player Chats
vxDual Sebhes [Warmup]: ours is deli
q / chry [Warmup]: this guy talking cocky :D but was last 2lans ago and lost vs a girl
q / sqZz [Warmup]: XDXD
vxDual Sebhes [Warmup]: ur better pull ur pants down cause u are about to get spanked
vxDual Sebhes [Warmup]: chry
vxDual iNsAne [Warmup]: longdick style
vxDual outlAw [Warmup]: this sebhes
vxDual outlAw [Countdown]: if insane and me wont deliver
vxDual outlAw [Countdown]: its gg
q / sqZz [Countdown]: feel horny all of a sudden
vxDual iNsAne [Countdown]: l0l
q / chry [Countdown]: talking but getting carried by his teammates
vxDual outlAw [Countdown]: Efax: LETS BO GOYS!
[11:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:01]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:06]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:17]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:33]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:34]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
vxDual Sebhes [4:44]: xd
[3:59]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:01]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:58
vxDual iNsAne [Intermission]: gg
vxDual Sebhes [Intermission]: gg
[8:45]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
vxDual outlAw [8:45]: joint went out?
[8:45]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:45]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:45]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
vxDual Sebhes [8:45]: chry didnt listen?
[8:45]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:45]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:45]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
q / sqZz [8:44]: :d
[8:45]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
q / Druwin [8:45]: couldnt move xD
[8:45]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:45]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:45]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:45]: FIGHT!
[8:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:40]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:13]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:11]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:39]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
vxDual outlAw [4:11]: shaman?
vxDual Sebhes [4:10]: :P
[4:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
vxDual Sebhes [0:57]: GG
q / sqZz [0:57]: wp
vxDual iNsAne [0:55]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:58)
q / sqZz [Intermission]: wppp
vxDual Sebhes [Intermission]: gg
vxDual iNsAne [Countdown]: HFBOYZ
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:45]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:31]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:31]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:18]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:40]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:56]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:03]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:56
q / sqZz [Intermission]: WPWP
vxDual iNsAne [Intermission]: gg
vxDual Sebhes [Countdown]: sd after?
vxDual Sebhes [Countdown]: kk
[4:12]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[2:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:55]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:00]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[0:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
q / Druwin [0:00]: gg
vxDual Sebhes [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:56)
vxDual outlAw [Intermission]: gg
q / sqZz [Intermission]: wp
vxDual iNsAne [Intermission]: gggz
q / chry [Warmup]: what i never understood in sebhes is he talks always
q / chry [Warmup]: but is shit always
vxDual Sebhes [Warmup]: how can you lose to shit mate
vxDual Sebhes [Warmup]: how emberssing
q / chry [Warmup]: how can you talk when you never won anything :D
q / sqZz [Warmup]: now now children :p
vxDual outlAw [Warmup]: I have 20 thropees in my room
vxDual outlAw [Warmup]: u 0
q / chry [Warmup]: just stay quiet untill you win something one day you will pas groupstage
q / chry [Warmup]: and win from a girls
vxDual outlAw [Warmup]: i won enough
vxDual Sebhes [Warmup]: meanwhile ill destroy you in any other match chry
vxDual outlAw [Warmup]: dont worry bae
q / chry [Warmup]: i saw that
q / chry [Warmup]: the last 2 lans
vxDual Sebhes [Warmup]: gogogog
q / chry [Warmup]: mate
vxDual Sebhes [Warmup]: try to get more than 10 kills first than we talk again
vxDual outlAw [Warmup]: chry its sad
vxDual outlAw [Warmup]: ur only comeback is LAN
q / chry [Warmup]: when somebody called sebhes got spanked
q / sqZz [Countdown]: XD
vxDual outlAw [Countdown]: ur so 2k10
q / sqZz [Countdown]: 2k10 was a gr8 year
vxDual Sebhes [11:58]: HGAHGA
[10:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:21]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
vxDual Sebhes [5:37]: ga maar gate
[5:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
vxDual Sebhes [3:42]: nice razz
vxDual Sebhes [3:42]: :XD
vxDual Sebhes [3:04]: LOL
[2:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
vxDual iNsAne [1:53]: omg
[1:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
vxDual Sebhes [0:23]: gg
q / sqZz [0:21]: :D
vxDual outlAw [0:20]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
q / sqZz [Intermission]: wpwp
vxDual Sebhes [Warmup]: chry me schouder staat voor je klaar
vxDual outlAw [Warmup]: zeg nou maar niks
q / chry [Warmup]: voor een 3o3 tje :DDDDDDDDDDD
vxDual outlAw [Warmup]: komt er weer een LAN comeback terug
vxDual outlAw [Countdown]: de enige die die heeft :%
vxDual outlAw [Countdown]: :$
q / chry [11:56]: iets dat niemand van jullie ooit gewonnen heeft :D
vxDual outlAw [11:54]: :')
[11:31]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:38]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
vxDual Sebhes [9:51]: lol
q / chry [9:39]: die hitboxen zijn belachelijk
vxDual Sebhes [9:32]: ja man
vxDual Sebhes [9:31]: na die laatste
vxDual outlAw [9:30]: met mines heb je die niet nodig heh
vxDual Sebhes [9:29]: uipdate
[9:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
q / chry [9:24]: daarom lans > online
[9:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
vxDual iNsAne [9:12]: :D
[9:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[7:57]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:34]: The Allies have activated the crane!
q / Druwin [7:29]: did u backjump?
q / sqZz [7:28]: :D
vxDual iNsAne [7:26]: :D
[7:21]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:11]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:48 (original: 12:00)
vxDual Sebhes [Intermission]: ggs
q / sqZz [Intermission]: ggs boys
q / sqZz [Intermission]: wp
q / Druwin [Intermission]: wp
vxDual iNsAne [Intermission]: ggs
vxDual Sebhes [Intermission]: cu in 6on6
[Intermission]: q / Druwin disconnected
q / chry [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: q / chry disconnected
q / sqZz [Intermission]: cu laters bud
vxDual Sebhes [Intermission]: x
[Intermission]: vxDual Sebhes disconnected
[Intermission]: vxDual outlAw disconnected

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