30 seconds to MARS vs iOwnage (3338 views)

ro Damon
fi Rong
nl Gizmo
nl mENACE
nl outlAw
nl iNsAne
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Damon FROM MARS 69 kills
Killing Spree El Gustavo 6 frags without being killed
Accountant El Gustavo 84% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! El Chapo 19 gibs
...and stay dead! El Chapo 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning El Gustavo 62 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Damon FROM MARS 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer GiZmOoO FROM MARS 203 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Rong FROM MARS 310 damage per frag
What objective? El Chapo 435 XP
Red Shirt GiZmOoO FROM MARS 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Rong FROM MARS 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Rong FROM MARS 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut El Chapo 3 team kills
Gingerbread man El Chapo 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
El Chapo66435598919033113073128452990/08/551/503/422214448
El MaestRo59385508516013111405113632520/00/247/504/422813438
El Gustavo83432688115102613294125813390/03/462/463/619615366
El 69125217725550148837772367898900/011/4160/4610/621514447
Damon FROM MARS82398698412002614156132202160/06/156/557/220515745
Rong FROM MARS5234939736211911237124022030/01/234/485/3288165216
GiZmOoO FROM MARS6642059906012311396121502040/03/754/553/619313557
FROM MARS67116716724724226836789377726230/010/7144/5515/622915249
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
El Chapo64801625500932353643360/00/115/151/0KD/D/D/DK/KK/K/KDKDDKDKDK/KDKK//DDDKDKKDD
El MaestRo951202021800933303052180/00/020/110/1DDDD/KK///DDK/KDKKKKDDKDKDKK/KK/KKKD/KK/K
El Gustavo11512622196001043102813750/01/020/81/1/K/KDD/K/K/KDK/KKDKKDK/KKKKDK/K/KKD/DKKDK
El 9132658651900281087595081290/01/155/342/2
Damon FROM MARS641061625500839183668680/00/115/161/0/DKKK/K/K/D/D/KDKDKDKDDKDKKDKD/DKDKD/DDKD
Rong FROM MARS20101525011726743764590/00/05/161/1KK/K/K/SD/DDD/D/DDDDDDTDD/DKDDD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS511231631300729163443760/01/015/240/1D/D/K//DD/DKDKKKDDKDKDKDKDDDKXDDDDDDKDK/K/KDKDKD
FROM MARS453303781811229508108752030/01/135/562/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
El Chapo1001041111600523291949360/03/07/61/0/K///KKD/KDKKDKKKDKKDD
El MaestRo386551310021298156600/00/15/100/0KDKD/DKDDDKDDKDD/D
El Gustavo10077111130031963183400/00/111/60/1KDDK/KKDK/K/KDDKKDDKKD
El 79246273510001055905349360/03/223/221/1
Damon FROM MARS7650101300021884212900/01/09/110/0KK/DDDKDKDDK/KDDDDKKDKK
Rong FROM MARS875178200018441811180/00/06/81/0DKDKDDDKKKDDKKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS665281200041621165000/01/37/40/1DKD/KKKD/D/KDKKD/KDD
FROM MARS761532533200653495590180/02/322/231/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
El Chapo38667183014186718931560/00/28/120/0/K/KDKDDDDKKKD/TDDDDDDDKD/
El MaestRo35485141002154413751440/00/13/102/2DKD/DDDKDDDDDDKX/DKK
El Gustavo26514152002125420701160/00/14/100/2DDDKDDD/DKK/DDDDKDD
El 3316516476018466553384160/00/415/322/4
Damon FROM MARS1416017121007227819121120/03/012/42/1DKKK/DKK/KK/KKKK/DKDKK//K/KKD
Rong FROM MARS100501010200512941305180/00/09/51/0K/KDDKK/K/DDK/KK/KKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1335912910031766144800/01/010/51/1KDKKK/KDKDD/KK/KKKKDD
FROM MARS125169393140015533846651300/04/031/144/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
El Chapo1256810810041770121700/03/07/20/2/K/KKK/DKD/KKKDKDK
El MaestRo6042610100418371576540/00/06/50/1DDKDKDDK/K/K/D/K
El Gustavo112649820021513133100/00/09/50/1DDKKKKKKK/KDD/KDD
El 9917425264001051204124540/03/022/120/4
Damon FROM MARS6364711400316731791180/00/05/82/0KKDDKKD/DDDK/KKDD/
Rong FROM MARS5030360001993134700/00/02/51/1KXDDKD/DDK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS4257614001214581982520/00/35/92/0KTD/DDKDKDDD/DKKDDDKD
FROM MARS521511631401641245120700/00/312/225/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
El Chapo64741117301423232452550/02/19/111/1K/KDKKDDKDDKDK//DKT/KDDDDKDKD
El MaestRo75801216300102621241700/00/010/62/0K/K/DKKDKDKD///K/K/K/K/K/DKD
El Gustavo100861515010529152618940/01/212/92/0DDK/DK/KDDDKK/K/KK/KKSDXKDKDKKKD
El 80240384861119785974871490/03/331/265/1
Damon FROM MARS66671015200325402435180/01/09/110/1/DDDDKKKDKDK//DKDDDKKDKKD
Rong FROM MARS5683916210331532936900/01/17/101/1K/KSDDKDK/DDDDKDKDK/DKDDK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS55701018100417942488760/00/110/100/3DKD/KDK/KDDKDKK/DDDDDDKDKK/D
FROM MARS59220294951010748778591840/02/226/311/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
El Chapo4043410101515491691160/00/15/40/1/TD//KD/DDDK/KKX
El MaestRo183021120147751377360/00/03/80/0XDDKD/DDD//DTK/
El Gustavo5328713200413391915540/01/06/80/1KDDK/DDDKKDKD/DKD/K/
El 37101133450213366349831060/01/114/200/2
Damon FROM MARS112519800031863128500/01/06/52/0DK/KKKKDKK/K/KDDD
Rong FROM MARS623458000312791239180/00/15/40/0KDKDKDKK//D/D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS116597610031841113900/00/07/30/0K/KKDK/DKDKK/
FROM MARS971442122100949833663180/01/118/122/0

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Player Chats
Rong FROM MARS [Countdown]: hf!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: xD
El Chapo [Countdown]: HF BOYS
[10:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:41]: 300 PING
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [8:39]: kanker\
[8:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:57]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Rong FROM MARS [5:45]: wow
Rong FROM MARS [5:43]: got heart attack
[1:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:39]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:26]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:25]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:47]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:30]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:17]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:42 (original: 12:00)
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: GG
El Gustavo [Intermission]: gg
El MaestRo [Intermission]: gg
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:26]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:26]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:51]: KANKERLAG
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:50]: echt waar
[6:29]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:29]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:30
[5:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:44]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [3:42]: geluk jonge:P
[3:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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El Chapo [3:34]: SUYP
Rong FROM MARS [3:34]: no idea
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [3:34]: geen flauw idee
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [3:34]: damon things
[3:34]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
El Chapo [3:34]: damon getting hot under the feet
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[3:34]: FIGHT!
[3:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
El MaestRo [3:11]: :D
[3:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
El Chapo [2:49]: :D
[2:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
El MaestRo [1:53]: :D
[1:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:05]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:03]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[0:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:29 (original: 5:30)
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: sad
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: a
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: sd
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: wa
El Chapo [Intermission]: :d
Rong FROM MARS [Intermission]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: HAHAH
El MaestRo [Intermission]: blame me
El Chapo [Intermission]: consider this lucky
[6:57]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:37]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
El MaestRo [6:28]: :D
El MaestRo [1:44]: :D
[1:31]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:28
[Countdown]: Damon FROM MARScalled a vote.
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
El Gustavo [Warmup]: GO MOM PULL HIS INET OUT NOW
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: tis mijn ping
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: spikes naar 400 nu
El Gustavo [Countdown]: longdick style
[7:25]: El Gustavocalled a vote.
[7:24]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:24]: Vote passed!
[5:13]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
El MaestRo [3:46]: g
El MaestRo [3:45]: gg
[3:34]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:49
[Intermission]: Rong FROM MARS disconnected
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: Damon FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: El MaestRo disconnected
El Gustavo [Intermission]: gl in master cup
El Chapo [Intermission]: GEEG
[Intermission]: El Chapo disconnected
[Intermission]: El Gustavo disconnected

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