noobs from outerspace vs Hodor (4708 views)

fi froxe
fi mind
fi antsi
gb KAMZ
dk gyzr
ee Skeit
pl h2o
pl elviss
pl IGLA
pl buggs
pl ridji
pl Malwina


ET United Quick Cup #1
Playoffs - UB Round 1

#ET:U - Bracket - Facebook
24.04.16 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hodor. riddick 88 kills
Killing Spree hodor. Malwina 9 frags without being killed
Accountant hodor. riddick 191% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hodor. buggs 23 gibs
...and stay dead! FROXE 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hodor. riddick 83 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hodor. buggs 22 SPAM kills
Fragstealer hodor. Malwina 133 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! FROXE 223 damage per frag
What objective? hodor. riddick 519 XP
Red Shirt KAMZ 84 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? FROXE 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hodor. riddick 227 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hodor. buggs 6 team kills
Gingerbread man hodor. h2o 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hodor. Monada 823494960100222783264811610/07/524/2717/816010856
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat9737464641420171139781141770/02/358/414/617812335
hodor. Malwina125443604771114779674982410/04/151/214/913015694
hodor. h2o11533663541611301033567316120/01/362/171/516412243
hodor. riddick19151988461602414711105121220/07/283/330/616722984
hodor. buggs9136764702306141253882516860/011/634/4322/819611866
hodor. 112238838834186412101646094758719990/032/6312/4348/816614365
gyzr6637149741103188853116353040/04/647/431/718115736
KAMZ7132460841202412259112902350/01/447/7114/720413446
fLORIDA MAKE402352972110316643883812760/012/42/4218/1022211639
BURATIINo522583975501117407122851040/01/637/542/519016429
ANTSI3119325796227541596992690/00/722/504/1421712028
FROXE4125334821301217215113191010/01/428/533/5212138410
FROXE5016342364665821277475876460912890/019/4183/5342/520413838
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Monada 6711919280001332652720570/02/114/113/3/K/KK/K/K/KDK/KK/DK//K/KDKD/D/KDDDKD/DKDDDKDKKD
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat961432829710849853344360/02/224/182/1KDKKXK/KKSDK/KDKKKDD/KDKDKDKKDD/KDKDK/KK/K/DKK/KKDKDKDDDDD
hodor. Malwina1301842620411634453586820/01/024/112/2KK/DKDKK/KDDKDKKK/KKDKKKKKKDKKKD/KDKSDKK/TDKD/D
hodor. h2o110134222060013415321811990/01/021/50/3KDK/K//K/KKK//K/K/K/KKKK/DKDKKKDD/KDKXK/K/D
hodor. riddick2112173617900361034323540/04/032/130/1DDKKKKKDDKKKKDKK/DKDKKKKKDKK/KKKKDKKKKKDK/DKDKKKKDKKD
hodor. buggs9613726279016510938251680/01/122/174/3DKT/KKDKKDKDD/KDKKK/KDDDKKDKK/DKK/DKKKKKKDDDDK/DDDDKDK
hodor. 11893415714135224927060199795960/011/4137/7511/13
gyzr48124163330213337246101580/00/218/170/1DKDDD/KDDDKDK/KDKKDKD/K/DDD//KDD/DK//K/D//TKTDKKDK/
KAMZ691312536401352405027950/00/322/274/3DKKDDDDDKDKDKKDKD/KDKDDDDDKKDKDKDDKKDDTDDD/KKKDKDK/KDDDDDKDKKK
fLORIDA MAKE37961232300929923836180/04/12/216/1K/DDDK/DDDKDDDDDDDKDDD//KD/DKK/DK/DKKDKK/D/D
BURATIINo451021431200630484833180/00/213/231/0KDDDDKKDDD/DDDDDKDKKDDKD//DDDDKDKDDKDKK/KK/D/
ANTSI28679324022219438142150/00/210/271/4/KDDDDDDDKDTDDKD/DDKDDDDDDTXDDDDDDDKXXDDKKDKKD
FROXE411051434400831334940180/00/114/260/1/DDDKDD/DKKD/DDDD/XDDKDDDDDKK//KDDXK/D/KDKDDKKKDDK
FROXE456259019820054119979270605220/04/1179/14112/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Monada 806481020031085106900/02/10/66/1KDKDKKDD/KK/DKKDD/X
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat127761411300321351602540/00/014/80/1/KXKKDKK/DKDKDDK/KKKDKDKKD
hodor. Malwina14260107200312351151140/00/09/31/2KX/K/KDKKDDKDKKK/K
hodor. h2o1005710102006162013121730/00/010/40/0/KDK/KDKK/K/KK/K/DDK
hodor. riddick172821911201130652033670/00/120/80/1KDKKKKKKKKDDDDK/KDKDKKDKKKKDTKD
hodor. buggs64749145022191512851060/01/35/95/0DD/TTKDDDKDDDKDKD/KKKDKKD
hodor. 11441370631603181105584524140/03/558/3812/5
gyzr108891312301216851985740/02/112/90/1XKKDDKKKDK/KK/KDKKTDDKKDDDD
KAMZ524591710012136179100/01/08/160/0DDDDD/KDKDKDDDKKDDKKDDKDKD
fLORIDA MAKE273731120115981308360/01/10/63/3DKTKDDD/DDDKDDD
BURATIINo110641110000016992294360/01/110/80/1KKDKDKDKDKDDKKDDDKDKK
ANTSI2322417000210141872540/00/04/100/5/DDDDK/DDKDDDDKDDDDKD
FROXE3542514400513201805180/00/04/91/1D/DD//KDK/DKX/DKDKDD
FROXE5929945811002118452110552180/05/338/584/11
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Monada 137841184024139613251040/03/26/21/0/KTTDKKD/KDKKK//KKKKD
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat92521314210020491608360/00/011/112/4DKXDKKKDDDKDKDDDKXKDDKDKKKSDK
hodor. Malwina75116912000415211527720/02/06/51/3/XDDKDKKD/K/DK/KDDDKKK
hodor. h2o140872115601827841956530/00/322/30/2//KKK/KKXDKKDKD/K/KKK/KDTK/K/KKKDDKKKD
hodor. riddick21212717840102885211310/03/015/60/2KDDKKKDKKKKTDKKDKDKDKKKKKD
hodor. buggs1238616138012321615031370/09/00/117/1KKDKKKTKDKKDDKXDK/KD/KKDDKDDKKD
hodor. 130552877024151813851100324030/017/560/3811/12
gyzr4376716100116722549720/00/27/100/3DKXDDDKDKK/DKDDKDDDKDDDD
KAMZ939115164010236325141220/00/111/145/2KXDDKTKKDKDKDKKDDDDKDDKKDKDDDKKDK
fLORIDA MAKE53567132022160114672220/04/20/65/3TTKDKKDDDD/DKD/DKDDKKD
BURATIINo58561017000115652669180/00/39/121/2DDDDKXDKDDKDKKDKKK/DDDKKDDDD
ANTSI384971801021548214000/00/54/82/1SDDDKDDDKDKKD/DK/KDKDDDDD
FROXE273751820041283251200/00/34/71/2/DDD/KD/DDDKDDKD/DKDDDK
FROXE5236551989131010032138514340/04/1635/5714/13

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor. Monada 7882111440022086136700/00/14/87/4KKDDD/DKDDXDDDK/KKKKKDDKKD
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat90103910200622281560510/00/19/40/0/KK/KDKKDK/XKK/DK/D/
hodor. Malwina18783158100115951234730/01/112/20/2DKKDDKDDKK/KDKKKKKKKKKD
hodor. h2o111581092103177812821870/00/09/51/0KKDDKSK/KDK/K/KKDKD
hodor. riddick16093161010002658204300/00/116/60/2KKDKKDDDDKKKKDKDDKDKKKKKKD
hodor. buggs817013161024229816382750/00/27/66/4/K/DDDKDTKDKDKTDK/KKK/KDKDDKKDD
hodor. 11848974671112161264391245860/01/657/3114/12
gyzr10082131340022124249100/02/110/71/2DK/DKDKDKKDKKK/KDKDDDDKKDK
KAMZ73571115300025201958180/00/06/145/2DKDKDKKKKDDKKDDXKDDDDDDDKKD
fLORIDA MAKE434671640041247177000/03/00/94/3DK/KDDKDDKDKKDK/XD//DDDD
BURATIINo2336417301410952489320/00/05/110/2DDKDDDT/D//DDKKDDDKD/D
ANTSI41555122101659187300/00/04/51/4DDDKSDDDDD/KDKKDDK
FROXE62691016301414792062650/01/06/111/1KDKKKKDKK/DKD/DT/DDDKDDDKD/
FROXE5734550891912159124126431150/06/131/5712/14

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Player Chats
KAMZ [Warmup]: nerds making tactics on bus to school n shit
hodor. Monada [Warmup]: nice tags
KAMZ [Warmup]: its ok
KAMZ [Warmup]: u wont get any movie frags
fLORIDA MAKE [Warmup]: MAKING MOVIE?
KAMZ [Warmup]: :_<
fLORIDA MAKE [Warmup]: tell ur moviemaker he can add tags
KAMZ [Warmup]: :_D
fLORIDA MAKE [Warmup]: or fraps???
BURATIINo [Countdown]: hf hf hf
FROXE [Countdown]: most hated 55 coming out with frags from this match
KAMZ [Countdown]: :_D
FROXE [Countdown]: HF
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
KAMZ [14:19]: rekt
[13:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:51]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
ANTSI [13:50]: :^D
hodor. Monada [10:17]: xd
[7:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:35]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:28]: The side door has been destroyed!
[6:15]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[6:12]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
FROXE [4:57]: everytime playing vs pl guys my ping is 50-500
FROXE [4:55]: fucking lock
hodor. Monada [4:48]: xd
FROXE [4:41]: forever hating
[3:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:15]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[3:13]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[2:33]: The Truck has been repaired!
[1:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:04]: Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed.
[0:26]: Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed.
hodor. Monada [0:22]: xD
FROXE [0:07]: not even fullhold gg
KAMZ [0:05]: :_D
BURATIINo [0:04]: :D
[0:03]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 14:56
ANTSI [Intermission]: :{D
[14:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:53]: The side door has been destroyed!
[13:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
fLORIDA MAKE [13:25]: gg open
[13:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:15]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[13:05]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:49]: Axis have returned the objective!
[12:30]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[12:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[11:18]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[11:17]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[11:13]: The Truck has been repaired!
[10:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
BURATIINo [10:05]: wp
[9:54]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
FROXE [8:46]: brb drink
[8:34]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:21 (original: 14:56)
hodor. Monada [Intermission]: gg
hodor. h2o [Warmup]: LANDMINES PARTY
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat [Warmup]: fuck you h23o
KAMZ [Warmup]: only party youll ever go in ur life m8
KAMZ [Warmup]: :_<
FROXE [Warmup]: brb putting my rape polaks pants on
hodor. buggs [Countdown]: hf
FROXE [Countdown]: u2
ANTSI [Countdown]: funfun
gyzr [14:42]: SHIT :p
[14:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ANTSI [14:35]: xd
[14:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
gyzr [14:03]: Xd
[13:23]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:58]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:53]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
FROXE [10:20]: the ddos is reaaal
[10:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:02]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
BURATIINo [7:48]: W
BURATIINo [7:48]: WP
[7:01]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:58
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat [Intermission]: babushka balalaika suka yebal pederast
FROXE [Warmup]: get the lube ready, cause we are coming in hard in loser brackets
KAMZ [Warmup]: :_D
fLORIDA MAKE [Warmup]: rup
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat [Countdown]: matrioshka
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat [Countdown]: balalaika
fLORIDA MAKE [Countdown]: yesyes hitler
[Countdown]: The Tank has been damaged!
fLORIDA MAKE [Countdown]: homo
KAMZ [Countdown]: :_D
hodor. Elviss TheNaturat [Countdown]: putin idi nahui bliadz
[7:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:50]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:45]: The Tank has been damaged!
BURATIINo [6:35]: lagging so hard
[6:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:29]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
fLORIDA MAKE [6:22]: Krosan on 07/09/10, 15:50:22 I'm respected and appreciated by most of the community, just not the fintards :)
[5:24]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
FROXE [5:18]: this ping is real
[5:13]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
ANTSI [5:12]: :^D
FROXE [5:12]: fucking ddossers
[5:08]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
BURATIINo [3:30]: ddos?
[3:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
BURATIINo [2:32]: PING
BURATIINo [2:31]: WTF
BURATIINo [2:12]: lagging whole time at gr
ANTSI [2:09]: :^D
[1:47]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
BURATIINo [0:00]: gg's
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:58)
[Intermission]: fLORIDA MAKE disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor. h2o disconnected
FROXE [Intermission]: say?team [22:52] <Monada> 6v6
FROXE [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: FROXE disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor. buggs disconnected
[Intermission]: BURATIINo disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor. riddick disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor. Malwina disconnected
[Intermission]: ANTSI disconnected
[Intermission]: KAMZ disconnected

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