PoKeMaNs vs 30 seconds to MARS (2843 views)

tr REINA
de shady
fr mouss
nl GiZmO
ro Damon
gb razz
07.06.16 22:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Damon #30stm 62 kills
Killing Spree Druwin #30stm 9 frags without being killed
Accountant Druwin #30stm 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Druwin #30stm 14 gibs
...and stay dead! Druwin #30stm 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Damon #30stm 58 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! GiZmOoO #30stm 19 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Druwin #30stm 156 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pOke REINA 218 damage per frag
What objective? Damon #30stm 390 XP
Red Shirt pOke shady 76 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pOke shady 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Druwin #30stm 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pOke shady 3 team kills
Gingerbread man Damon #30stm 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pOke shady53284417681320823699061710/04/236/464/820112938
pOke REINA58282437490011887410922180/02/134/547/920614837
pOke m.uss59311416961011793088161430/02/439/430/1219312634
pOke 5787712521923234225040296443320/08/4109/4311/1220013436
GiZmOoO #30stm853735666803161063679225600/02/638/4019/619012045
Damon #30stm9739062641002211047995013650/02/258/394/316914836
Druwin #30stm1233735846141113852976171330/03/048/318/414716295
#30stm991136176176321650296442504010580/07/0144/3131/416914355
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pOke shady399413335026279440811040/01/011/233/4DDDDDDDDK//K/TKKDD//KKDKDDDKDDTK/KDDDKDDKDDDKDDD
pOke REINA57102162830003323460600/01/012/253/4DDDDDDDKDDKDKKDKDKDDDDDDKDDKXDKDKDDKDDDKKKDKK
pOke m.uss52100132521012640348100/00/213/130/9KDKDKKDDKDDKDDK/KXDKDDKDDDKDDDDDKSDDKDD
pOke 492964286101278757121681040/02/236/616/17
GiZmOoO #30stm10812027256027464229062540/00/219/1310/4KKDKKDK/KK/KDDKKDD/DKDD/KKDDK/KKKK/KDKDKDTKDKDT/KKKDXKD
Damon #30stm14012228203018418029851380/02/025/122/1K/KKDKK/KKK/DKK/DK/KDKKDK/KKDK/K/KKDKKXDKKDKDTDDKK
Druwin #30stm121117231980073346286600/00/017/116/2D/K/KDKK/KKDDDK//K/DKDKKDKKKDKDKKK/KKXKKDKD
#30stm12335978641703221216887573920/02/261/3618/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pOke shady93631415201722341950670/01/113/61/1K/KK/K/KDDDKDK/KK/DKT/DK/KKDKD
pOke REINA10762141340052036164200/01/012/61/2K/KK/KKDKD/KDKDKKK/KK/DDKDD
pOke m.uss835910122005193113941080/00/010/70/1KDK/KDDKDD/KKD/K/KX/KKD
pOke 94184384080117620149861750/02/135/192/4
GiZmOoO #30stm6069915100120231946720/00/16/123/1DKDDDKDKDDDK/DKDDDDDKKKK
Damon #30stm35567202004142724341470/00/17/140/1DDDDKDDKK/KD/KDD/KDDK/DDDDD
Druwin #30stm5866712010315361821940/01/05/81/0DDD/KK/KK/DDDDKKSKD
#30stm5119123473108498662013130/01/218/344/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pOke shady646691410061637175700/01/08/60/2//KK/KK/DDKKK/DDKDDD/DK
pOke REINA314651610021094212100/00/05/120/2/KKD/KDDDKDDDKDDDDDDD
pOke m.uss831071012100215901795350/02/18/70/2/DKKDDKDDDKDDKKK/KKDDK
pOke 5921924423001043215673350/03/121/250/6
GiZmOoO #30stm691039131013196612232160/00/35/85/0XDDDDKD/KTDDKK/KKDDKKK/D
Damon #30stm911001112300421312141180/00/09/82/0DKKD/KKD/KKK/DDKDDKK/KD
Druwin #30stm150921282012157695760/01/012/60/1/TDKDKKKXDDK/KKDKKKDKK
#30stm10329532336029567343212400/01/326/227/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pOke shady356151401011571211800/01/14/110/1KKDDDDSDDK/DDDDDKKDD
pOke REINA4772817100424212553180/00/15/113/1K/K/DDKKKDDDKKD//DDDDKDDD
pOke m.uss404582010031769214600/00/18/160/0KDDKDDDDKDKDDDK/DKDDDKD//DKD
pOke 411782151210857616817180/01/317/383/2
GiZmOoO #30stm84811113000520051847180/02/08/71/1KDKDKKK/KDK/KDDK/D/K/DKD
Damon #30stm1331121612201527411941620/00/117/50/1DK/K/KKDT/KDKDKKDK/K/KKKDDKKK
Druwin #30stm22898167400120711973330/01/014/61/1DKKDDKKDXKD/KKDKKKKKKKKK
#30stm148291433260111681757611130/03/139/182/3

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Player Chats
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: glhf
[11:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:17]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[11:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:15]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:03]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[8:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:57]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[7:29]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:24]: that
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:23]: was
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:21]: 1 millisecond
[6:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Damon #30stm [1:55]: :D
pOke shady [0:58]: rofl
Damon #30stm [0:52]: 4 times already
Damon #30stm [0:50]: i know ur feel
[0:05]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[0:04]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:56
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: 2 times
pOke REINA [Intermission]: rofl :D
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: 1 millisecond dyna
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: fuck that shit
pOke shady [Intermission]: 40 nade kills
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: razz got 20 kills only by nade
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: skilled
[10:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:06]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:02]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:59]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[9:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:05]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[8:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:38]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[5:23]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:22]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:23]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:23]: FIGHT!
Damon #30stm [4:55]: gg
[4:49]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[4:48]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:09 (original: 11:56)
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: fcking lagg spikes
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: :s
pOke REINA [Warmup]: XD
pOke m.uss [Warmup]: check my ping mate
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: its stable thats not a problem at all
pOke shady [Countdown]: not really stablew
pOke m.uss [11:58]: not really
[11:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:08]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:15]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:43]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:41]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:11]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:44]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:46]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:13
[5:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:19]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:37]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
pOke m.uss [1:12]: haha
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:13)
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: Damon #30stm disconnected
pOke REINA [Intermission]: ggs
pOke m.uss [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: pOke REINA disconnected
[Intermission]: pOke shady disconnected
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: 3rd?

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