We pwn all vs PoKeMaNs (4370 views)

pl czk
pl SkyLine
pl h2o
pl buggs
de shady
tr REINA
pl Sebson
17.09.16 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth love2Fail 93 kills
Killing Spree hehe 8 frags without being killed
Accountant love2Fail 99% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wPa >> h2o 25 gibs
...and stay dead! wPa >> h2o 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning love2Fail 83 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wPa >> czk 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer buggs. 183 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wPa >> czk 220 damage per frag
What objective? love2Fail 663 XP
Red Shirt wPa >> SkyLine 118 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hehe 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore love2Fail 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hehe 2 team kills
Gingerbread man hehe 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hehe876018710015022717061147401310/02/375/6510/6196147810
love2Fail99663939413012117638164904760/05/283/616/919017555
PokeMANS-Sebson796038610810102116509160351680/05/370/7411/1119214747
PokeMANS-Sebson88186726630238136951208472657750/012/3228/7427/1119315667
wPa >> h2o623556510425101612747147582340/03/361/751/1019614157
wPa >> SkyLine714168411813022017157181662790/02/977/807/920415438
wPa >> czk7028851721212279556102072010/02/038/4012/518714038
wPa >> 68105920029450246339460431317140/07/0176/4020/519614548
buggs.74172324360065869613300/01/025/346/318314357
74172324360065869613300/01/025/346/318314357
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hehe721321825302434863077540/00/117/193/2KDKKDDDKDDKDKDDKDDDKK/KKK/KDKD/DDDTDKKKXDD/TKD
love2Fail12919822173015449631532100/01/019/103/1DK/KKKKDDKDDKKDDKKK/KD/KKK/KKDKTDDK/KKKD
PokeMANS-Sebson1221852218300342033714680/01/119/132/3KK/KDKKKDDKKDKKDD/DDDDKDKDKXKK/DKKKDKDKXKK
PokeMANS-Sebson1085156260903121218599443320/02/255/428/6
wPa >> h2o7510018241710636283769940/02/016/160/1DD/KDKKDDK/DK/KK/DKDDKDSK/KKDKDKD/KDKKDDKD
wPa >> SkyLine4875142970032763430600/00/212/212/3DKDDK/KDK/DDDDDDDKD/KKDDKDKKDKDDDDDDDKKDDKD
wPa >> czk551041629800103553411000/00/012/163/3K//DDD//KDK/KDKK/K/KKDKDDKDD/KDK/DD/KDDDKKDDD
wPa >> 592794882321019994412185940/02/240/535/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hehe528291710022676267600/02/04/131/2KDKDKKDDDDDDD/DDDDKDDKK/KK
love2Fail4668715100216882386360/00/17/100/2KDKDDDDDKDDDDDKDK/KDK/
PokeMANS-Sebson2579520100319062697640/00/04/141/3DDD/DD/KD/DDDDKDDKDKDDDKD
PokeMANS-Sebson4122921523007627077591000/02/115/372/7
wPa >> h2o15085128400123252280180/00/012/60/1DKKDKDKDKKKKKXXK/KKDDD
wPa >> SkyLine111811917201635032397500/00/218/82/1DK/KDKDKK/K/KKK/KK/DKTKKDDKDK/KDKDKDD
wPa >> czk127671411101819311593490/01/09/35/0K/K/KK/KK/KKDTK/KK/KKK/DD/
wPa >> 129233453670215775962701170/01/239/177/2
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hehe68801116400323902399350/00/210/101/1KDDKDDDKDDD//KDKDKKDKK/KDKD
love2Fail6475914000118942301180/00/09/120/1DDKDDDDDKKD/KDDKKKDKDKD
PokeMANS-Sebson415671720011358198000/01/05/141/2KDDDKDDDKDK/DDKDDKDDDDDK
PokeMANS-Sebson582112747600556426680530/01/224/362/4
wPa >> h2o78541114100322472012180/00/111/100/1DKDKDDKK/K/D/KDKDKKDDKKDDX
wPa >> SkyLine107671514201522892085850/01/013/92/0KD/KK/K/KKDKDKDTDDKDKKKDD/KKK/
wPa >> czk1147716143017214415451340/01/013/63/2K/K/K/KKK/K/K/KKX/KKDKDDDKKDKTDD
wPa >> 100198424260215668056422370/02/137/255/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hehe100861313000102724166800/00/013/30/0/KKK//KK/K/DKDK//KKK/K//KD
love2Fail105861918200733222942900/02/015/92/2K/KK/DKD/DKKDKKK/KKK/K/KDKK/DKDDKDDKD
PokeMANS-Sebson68681319010826152131180/00/211/82/0K//KSKDKDKD/DDKDDK/K/KD/K/KDK/KD
PokeMANS-Sebson91240455021025866167411080/02/239/204/2
wPa >> h2o275251810051915271300/01/04/120/1DD/DKDDD/KDKDDK/DD/D/DK
wPa >> SkyLine70621420000328982989900/01/212/121/3DDDK/DKDKDDKDKKDDDDKDKDKDK/KK/DKKD
wPa >> czk2740518010219282959180/00/04/151/0/DD/DKSKDDDKDDDDDDDDKKD
wPa >> 41154245611010674186611080/02/220/392/4
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hehe1751442816400737072743360/00/024/84/1K/KDKKKDKDKK/DK/KKKKKKKKKKKKDKKK//K/DKK/DKDD
love2Fail11514822191004450140861040/02/019/131/2DKKK/KKKKDDDKKKKKDKK/DDKKKDDDK//KDDDKDKKD
PokeMANS-Sebson1351402317300440202999180/01/018/124/1KDDKKKDDKDKKKKKDDK/DDK/KKDKDK/KKDKKK/KKD
PokeMANS-Sebson1424327352800151222898281580/03/061/339/4
wPa >> h2o32649282001263239841040/00/29/200/5DDDDKDDKDDKDDDDDDDKDDDDDDKKDDDKDK/DKD
wPa >> SkyLine54871222200236574018540/00/112/180/1KDDDKDDDK/DDK/DDDKDDKKKDDDDKDKDKDK
wPa >> 4315121504003628980021580/00/321/380/6
buggs.5788162820023539422600/00/012/234/3KDDKDDDKDKKKDDKDDDDDDKDDKD/KKDKDDDKKKDDDDK/D
5788162820023539422600/00/012/234/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hehe617781330012078217760/00/07/121/0KD/KDKKDDDDKDKDKDKDDD
love2Fail127881411600217371622180/00/114/70/1KDKKKKKDDK/KDKDKKDKDD/KKD
PokeMANS-Sebson9475161710022407251400/02/013/131/2DKDKDDKDKKKDDK/KDK/KDDKKDDKDDKKKD
PokeMANS-Sebson9424038411000562226313240/02/134/322/3
wPa >> h2o830101200000000/00/09/111/1KKDDDDKKKDKDKDDKDDDKKD
wPa >> SkyLine6244101600012047237100/00/210/120/1KDKDKDKDDDKDK/KDKDDDDKDKDD
wPa >> 7344202800012047237100/00/219/231/2
buggs.10684161540042330190700/01/013/112/0DKKDDD/DD/KKDK/KDKKK/KKKKDKDKDK
10684161540042330190700/01/013/112/0

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Player Chats
buggs. [Warmup]: dawaj ready sebson bo nudy
PokeMANS-Sebson [Warmup]: skostniale rece mam
love2Fail [Warmup]: sec im at phone
love2Fail [Warmup]: close soon
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: fast
wPa >> h2o [Warmup]: IAM AXIS
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: u blow dynamite in EU
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: ?
love2Fail [Warmup]: polish brain
love2Fail [Warmup]: so izi :d
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: XD
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: XD
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: XD
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: ALLAH AKBAR
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: bum
love2Fail [Warmup]: bumhs
hehe [Warmup]: i will blow dynamite in pl
PokeMANS-Sebson [Warmup]: :D
hehe [Warmup]: ok
hehe [Warmup]: buggs isnt allowed
hehe [Warmup]: to spec either
wPa >> czk [Warmup]: oh
wPa >> czk [Warmup]: kudrich ur spec?
hehe [Warmup]: yes
wPa >> czk [Warmup]: K
wPa >> czk [Warmup]: k
love2Fail [Warmup]: no he shoutcaster
PokeMANS-Sebson [Warmup]: on z nami jest na tsie i tez wcisnalem xd
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: if u dont press f3 in 2 mins
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: i left
[Countdown]: :] connected
[Countdown]: Allies team locked from spectators by wPa >> czk
kurdich. [11:33]: 7 invite
[10:28]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
kurdich. [10:10]: ~[EnemySpawned]~ [20]
buggs. [9:51]: 8D
[7:35]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
kurdich. [7:32]: ~[EnemySpawned]~ [20]
[7:14]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:14]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:06]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:45]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:45]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:06]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:56]: kurdich. disconnected
[2:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:03]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:54]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:51]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
buggs. [0:15]: gg
wPa >> SkyLine [0:15]: gg
wPa >> czk [0:14]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
[11:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:22]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
love2Fail [11:13]: x)
[10:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:39]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:39]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:31]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:26]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
PokeMANS-Sebson [4:25]: no jak skurwieju
[4:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:04]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[4:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:55 (original: 12:00)
wPa >> SkyLine [Intermission]: gg
love2Fail [Intermission]: wp
wPa >> SkyLine [Warmup]: guys
wPa >> SkyLine [Countdown]: wanna play 3rDF?
wPa >> SkyLine [Countdown]: after this
wPa >> SkyLine [Countdown]: ?
PokeMANS-Sebson [Countdown]: if u win
wPa >> SkyLine [11:57]: bardzo smieszne smieciu
[8:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:14]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
buggs. [8:05]: 8D
buggs. [8:05]: 8D
buggs. [8:05]: 8D
wPa >> SkyLine [8:03]: get head
wPa >> SkyLine [8:01]: u fucking trash
buggs. [7:18]: 8D
buggs. [7:18]: 8D
buggs. [7:18]: 8D
[7:11]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[7:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wPa >> SkyLine [6:02]: hahaha
wPa >> SkyLine [5:53]: logic game
[4:43]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[4:42]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:18
love2Fail [Intermission]: special kill engi :d
wPa >> SkyLine [Intermission]: turkey style
wPa >> SkyLine [Intermission]: allah akbar
wPa >> SkyLine [Intermission]: xD
wPa >> SkyLine [7:04]: get skill
wPa >> czk [6:25]: :XD
buggs. [3:37]: so no 3rd ?
wPa >> czk [3:06]: :XD
wPa >> czk [3:06]: :XD
wPa >> czk [3:06]: :XD
wPa >> czk [3:06]: :XD
wPa >> czk [3:06]: :XD
wPa >> czk [3:06]: :XD
wPa >> czk [2:39]: :XD
[0:59]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:58]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[0:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
wPa >> h2o [0:53]: XDD
[0:50]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
wPa >> czk [0:44]: gg wp tyt
buggs. [0:43]: supply ?
[0:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:04]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[0:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:18)
love2Fail [Intermission]: :D
PokeMANS-Sebson [Intermission]: u got it
wPa >> SkyLine [Intermission]: 3?
[Intermission]: wPa >> czk disconnected
wPa >> SkyLine [Intermission]: xd
hehe [Intermission]: if u want
hehe [Warmup]: ye
PokeMANS-Sebson [Countdown]: znow ta jebana gamma ale w dupie z tym
wPa >> SkyLine [Countdown]: fun
wPa >> SkyLine [9:30]: XD
wPa >> SkyLine [9:26]: ale fail
wPa >> SkyLine [8:10]: xD
wPa >> SkyLine [8:10]: XD
wPa >> SkyLine [8:08]: hahahah
wPa >> h2o [6:27]: love to play
wPa >> SkyLine [2:21]: xD
wPa >> SkyLine [2:20]: please
buggs. [0:06]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
PokeMANS-Sebson [Intermission]: wyprani jak w perwollu :D
love2Fail [Warmup]: sebson playing better with us XXD
hehe [Warmup]: isnt this ur homemap skyline? :s
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
wPa >> SkyLine [10:45]: D
wPa >> SkyLine [10:44]: xD
[10:39]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
wPa >> SkyLine [10:39]: ciekawe
wPa >> SkyLine [10:39]: kto byl tym medykiem
wPa >> SkyLine [10:39]: od ktorego dostalem
wPa >> SkyLine [10:39]: same hedy na cp
[10:38]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
buggs. [10:38]: jakis miszcz et
[10:38]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
PokeMANS-Sebson [10:38]: jak ci same hsy wchodza to jest dobrze
PokeMANS-Sebson [10:39]: a jak komus od nas to juz nie :D
wPa >> SkyLine [10:39]: prosze Cie
wPa >> SkyLine [10:39]: nie pierdol
[10:38]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
wPa >> SkyLine [10:38]: byl zobacyzl co reina robil
wPa >> SkyLine [10:39]: to bys sie za glowe zlapal
[10:38]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:38]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:38]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:38]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[10:38]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:38]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[10:38]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:38]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
love2Fail [10:39]: x)
PokeMANS-Sebson [10:39]: 400 dodatniego ma
[10:38]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:38]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:38]: FIGHT!
[9:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
hehe [8:18]: how did u know xd
love2Fail [8:07]: basket
buggs. [8:05]: 8D
[7:47]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:40]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
PokeMANS-Sebson [7:25]: X?D
[6:37]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
wPa >> SkyLine [5:14]: XD
wPa >> SkyLine [5:14]: XD
wPa >> SkyLine [5:14]: XD
love2Fail [5:08]: :D
wPa >> h2o [4:51]: gg
wPa >> SkyLine [4:50]: i want to belive
wPa >> SkyLine [4:49]: reina
[4:49]: wPa >> h2o disconnected
[4:31]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:28 (original: 12:00)
wPa >> SkyLine [Intermission]: fuck your reina forever low+
[Intermission]: wPa >> SkyLine disconnected

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