PoKeMaNs vs We pwn all (1854 views)

de shadyy
fi webe
fr uYop
pl Elviss
pl w1lko
pl SkyLine
25.09.16 17:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth wPa Elviss FCB 75 kills
Killing Spree wPa Elviss FCB 13 frags without being killed
Accountant wPa Elviss FCB 121% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! pOkeuYopman 18 gibs
...and stay dead! pOkeuYopman 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning wPa Elviss FCB 76 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wPa Elviss FCB 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wPa w1l/<o 213 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! pOkeshadyman 321 damage per frag
What objective? wPa Elviss FCB 564 XP
Red Shirt pOkeshadyman 123 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pOkeshadyman 30 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore wPa Elviss FCB 184 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wPa Elviss FCB 4 team kills
Gingerbread man pOkesamiman 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wPa SkyLine714605780800201265012544530/03/745/539/4222157613
wPa Elviss FCB121564756213042713919111563210/05/476/4010/3186180137
wPa w1l/<o76411739618022414131151181940/04/564/607/919415776
wPa 86143520523839067140700388185680/012/5185/6026/920116599
pOkeshadyman393684812310022711814149771400/02/641/757/17246122230
pOkesamiman65434649811022914214141982000/08/351/637/722214539
pOkeuYopman83515678118022914516133131820/05/262/482/221716447
pOke59131717930239068540544424885220/015/2154/4816/2228144315
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa SkyLine1221232218000834592790350/00/319/63/2KDX/KKKK/KKDKK/DDDKD/KDKKDK/KK/K/KDK/KDKK
wPa Elviss FCB127168231830112405428431730/02/118/54/0DTKD//KKKDKDKK/KDKK/KKK/K/K/D/KKKK/KK/K/K/
wPa w1l/<o1181302622400644773814360/01/023/132/3KDDDKKKDKKKDD/DKDDDK/K/KKK/KDKKKDKKKDKD/KK/KDKKD
wPa 1224217158701261199094472440/03/460/249/5
pOkeshadyman1072439001824354299580/00/12/263/5DTKD/DD/DKDK//K/D/DD/DDDDDDDD/DDDDXDDDDDDDDDD
pOkesamiman65132172620183826373360/03/013/162/3KKXK/KDDKD/D/D/DD/KDKKK/K/DKDKDKDDDKTKK/DDDKD
pOkeuYopman421001126500431863958180/01/210/190/1KD/DDDDDDKKDDKKDK/KDDKDDDDDKDDDDKK//D
pOke39304329170220944711990820/04/325/615/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa SkyLine23103626200730733487180/01/05/190/2D/D/DKDD///DDXD/DDDKDDKDDD/KXKDDKD
wPa Elviss FCB33112412001618722154900/00/117/150/2KKDDKTDDK/K/KKKDKK/DK/KDD/DD/DKDKDDKDDKDD
wPa w1l/<o348410293026294543321060/01/210/191/3KDXDDK/D/D//KDKDK/DTDDDDKDKDDDKDKD/DDDTDDK
wPa 30299206750319789099732140/02/332/531/7
pOkeshadyman9011920225001139493564180/01/117/92/2KK/DKDKDD/KDKD/KKDK/KK//K/KKDXKD/K//KDDK/KK
pOkesamiman91103212330112357831711760/01/116/105/0KDD/K/KD/KDK/KD/DKD//KKK/DK/TKDKKKDK/KK/K/KKD
pOkeuYopman951121920300104172294300/01/017/101/0DKK/KKDKDK/D/KK/KDKK/K/KK/DKDK/KDKK/DD/
pOke9233460651101331169996781940/03/250/298/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa SkyLine45111102230022352336500/00/17/193/0KDKKDKDDK/DK/DDKDDDDDDDDKKDDDDKD
wPa Elviss FCB1001122020401638033420530/00/017/144/0DKDKDKKKDK/KK/KKDTKDKDDDDKKDDK/DKK/K//KKD
wPa w1l/<o56691323600530423734520/00/113/170/1DKDK/KDDDKDKDXK/DDK/KDDDKDKDDK//DDKKD
wPa 6729243651301139197105191050/00/237/507/1
pOkeshadyman641051625100731693197260/01/015/140/4KDDKDDKK/KDKDK/DDDKD/KK/KK/K/DDK/DDKDDDDK
pOkesamiman56931425100736863344180/00/014/170/2K/DXDKDDDDKDDDK/DK/KK/DDKDKK/DKDK/K/KDDD
pOkeuYopman12912122176011036642656440/01/022/70/0K/KTKDDDKKDKK/KKDK/K/KK/KK/KDK/K/KDK/KK/
pOke83319526780124105199197880/02/051/380/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa SkyLine135123191430033766290200/02/314/93/0K/K/DDKKKDKDKKKKKKXKKKDD/DKKKDDDKD
wPa Elviss FCB233172281260134190273950/03/224/62/1KK/DKKDKD/KKDDKKKKKKKKKTKKKKDKKKDDKKDK/KK
wPa w1l/<o109128242250073667323800/02/218/114/2KDKDDKK/KK/KKKK//KDKDDK/DKKKKKK/KDD/DKDDKKDKDD
wPa 159423714814011311623887950/07/756/269/3
pOkeshadyman2172837401122613917380/00/47/262/6KDKDTKDDDDKDDDDKDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDKDDDD/KDDKDDDDD
pOkesamiman50106122450023124395000/04/28/200/2DDDKXDDKDDDDXDD/KDDKDK/DKDDDKDKKDKDKKD
pOkeuYopman8318215184015349437561200/02/013/121/1DKDKKDK/TKD/DDD/DKKDDKKKDKDKKK//KD
pOke513603579130288879116231580/06/628/583/9

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Player Chats
wPa Elviss FCB [Warmup]: hfhfhf
pOkeuYopman [Countdown]: fun
wPa SkyLine [Countdown]: fun
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:16]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
pOkeuYopman [4:18]: leanviss
[2:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:19]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
wPa w1l/<o [0:19]: xc
pOkesamiman [0:19]: :D
wPa Elviss FCB [0:19]: whats going on
[0:19]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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wPa w1l/<o [0:19]: MAD
[0:19]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:19]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
pOkesamiman [0:19]: necessary pause
[0:19]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
wPa Elviss FCB [0:19]: 4/38
wPa w1l/<o [0:19]: xd
[0:19]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
wPa Elviss FCB [0:19]: huhuhuh
[0:19]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:19]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:19]: FIGHT!
wPa w1l/<o [0:01]: KD RATIO 0.4
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
pOkeshadyman [Intermission]: ;D
wPa SkyLine [Intermission]: xD
wPa w1l/<o [Warmup]: shady trying to play w/o hax?
wPa w1l/<o [Warmup]: or what?
pOkeshadyman [Warmup]: first time yes
wPa Elviss FCB [Warmup]: shady sup with u
wPa Elviss FCB [Warmup]: :D
wPa w1l/<o [Countdown]: or you wnb some waterboi at lan?
[11:25]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[11:25]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:25]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[11:25]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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wPa Elviss FCB [11:25]: sorry, w1lko lagged out
[11:25]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:25]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:25]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:25]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:25]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:25]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:25]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:25]: FIGHT!
pOkeuYopman [11:14]: same
[9:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: FAK JU
pOkeuYopman [8:32]: 20sec
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: np
pOkesamiman [8:32]: U GOT time to clean one toilet elvis
pOkesamiman [8:32]: fast
[8:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
wPa SkyLine [8:32]: o
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: u can lick my balls
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: u fucking trash
pOkesamiman [8:32]: :D
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: Your father is sleeping on the street
pOkesamiman [8:32]: ask skyline
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: u fucking miedvied
[8:32]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
wPa w1l/<o [8:32]: webe did you see sun this year in Fintardland?
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: gtfo
pOkesamiman [8:32]: his dad does liveshow on tv
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: fintard
pOkesamiman [8:32]: saturdaynight
[8:32]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: your mother
[8:32]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: drunk
[8:32]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: as fuck
pOkeuYopman [8:32]: Sorry
[8:32]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:32]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:32]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
wPa Elviss FCB [8:32]: fucking trash
[8:32]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:32]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:32]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:32]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:32]: FIGHT!
[8:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
wPa Elviss FCB [5:25]: 0
wPa Elviss FCB [5:24]: 4
wPa Elviss FCB [5:22]: XD
wPa Elviss FCB [5:21]: WTF
wPa w1l/<o [5:21]: X
pOkeuYopman [5:19]: :D
[4:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
pOkesamiman [2:53]: asked if they killed engy
[2:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
pOkesamiman [2:51]: shady said ye :D
wPa SkyLine [2:47]: XD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
pOkeuYopman [Intermission]: 1872
wPa w1l/<o [Intermission]: xd
pOkeuYopman [Intermission]: NEVER forget
wPa Elviss FCB [Warmup]: skyline went toilet
pOkeshadyman [Warmup]: oh sit
pOkesamiman [Countdown]: ye i said to clean
wPa Elviss FCB [Countdown]: ye
pOkeuYopman [Countdown]: luck
pOkeuYopman [Countdown]: fun
wPa Elviss FCB [Countdown]: u saw sunny in finland this year?
wPa Elviss FCB [Countdown]: fucking trash?
pOkesamiman [Countdown]: nope
[11:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:30]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:07]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
wPa Elviss FCB [5:52]: :sd
wPa Elviss FCB [5:48]: MY KEYBOARD
wPa Elviss FCB [5:45]: is fucking destroyed
[2:35]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[0:16]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
pOkeshadyman [Warmup]: toilet again?
pOkeuYopman [11:40]: get life
pOkeuYopman [11:31]: mongol
wPa Elviss FCB [11:28]: get skill x)
pOkeuYopman [11:25]: lol
pOkeuYopman [11:21]: u can only kill us when you're leaning
[10:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:32]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:32]: FIGHT!
[9:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
pOkeuYopman [4:55]: :D
pOkeuYopman [4:55]: :D
wPa SkyLine [4:28]: hitable ftw
[4:23]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:21]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[3:36]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
wPa SkyLine [3:05]: XD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
wPa Elviss FCB [Intermission]: gg
pOkesamiman [Intermission]: gg
pOkesamiman [Intermission]: thx for game
pOkeshadyman [Intermission]: g2g, ggs
[Intermission]: pOkeshadyman disconnected
wPa w1l/<o [Intermission]: xd
pOkesamiman [Intermission]: shady g2g
wPa Elviss FCB [Intermission]: np
[Intermission]: wPa SkyLine disconnected
[Intermission]: pOkeuYopman disconnected
[Intermission]: pOkesamiman disconnected

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