'xD Trickjump, vs bigger than jesus (2325 views)

nl Sebhes
gb Shaman
fi Sherclock
nl kARMA
fi lEku
fi Webe
06.11.16 18:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth BTJ^WlEku 87 kills
Killing Spree 'xD Sherclock, 5 frags without being killed
Accountant BTJ^WlEku 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BTJKARMA 20 gibs
...and stay dead! BTJKARMA 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning BTJ^WlEku 70 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! BTJKARMA 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer BTJWEBE 178 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! BTJKARMA 277 damage per frag
What objective? BTJ^WlEku 496 XP
Red Shirt 'xD Sebhes, 111 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? BTJ^WlEku 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore BTJWEBE 209 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut BTJWEBE 3 team kills
Gingerbread man 'xD ShaMaN, 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
BTJ^WlEku96496879019132517281145151630/03/170/538/3199160410
BTJWEBE754298010419232716519151822760/09/1052/597/020614338
BTJKARMA49400511042001201284114660990/02/335/669/525214139
BTJ72132521829858377246641443575380/014/3157/6624/521914839
'xD ShaMaN,8147575938022915276159742630/03/368/420/920417254
'xD Sebhes,674737411117022515769149604000/18/454/595/921313547
'xD Sherclock,63435629714122213312157073661/02/655/553/621516057
'xD S701383211301391676443574664110291/013/6177/558/621115656
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BTJ^WlEku50331122300430803070180/00/02/70/1DK/K//D/DDDDDD
BTJWEBE10949232140013897323500/02/17/90/0DDKDKK/DKDDKDKDKDDKK
BTJKARMA3944923100225352829180/00/01/102/0DDDDKD//DKKDDDD
BTJ661264366800795129134360/02/110/262/1
'xD ShaMaN,90581820200534143524180/01/111/30/0KKDKK/DKKK/K/KK/X/KKD
'xD Sebhes,68491725500536402897360/00/07/51/1/K/DDK/DK/KDK/KKDKD
'xD Sherclock,573111192114208030911380/00/19/30/1KK/KDKDDKD/DKT/K/KS
'xD S72138466491114913495121920/01/227/111/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BTJ^WlEku1001091717300336623139360/01/015/141/0DDDK/KDKDKKKDDKKDK/DKKDDDKKKDKDKK/
BTJWEBE501191122400929212696680/00/010/131/0DKDKDKK//K/K/KD////DDDKDKDKDDKDD/
BTJKARMA3691719300620492823360/00/16/101/2DDD/D/K//DKK/KKDD/DDDDDDKK
BTJ623193558100018863286581400/01/131/373/2
'xD ShaMaN,1001061616101729812906600/01/016/80/1KKDKKD/KDDDKK///KK/KKKD/DKK/KTKDD
'xD Sebhes,701041420400629302991540/00/013/131/1DKK/KD/DKDDDDDK/K/K/DKDKKKKDKKD/DD
'xD Sherclock,52821019100727472735180/00/19/111/1KK/K/D/DKDDKDDDKD/K/DK/K/KDDXD
'xD S74292405560120865886321320/01/138/322/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BTJ^WlEku1231212117311636692822700/00/118/104/1/KDSKDKDDKKDKDKTDKK/DKKK/XK/KKDKKDXKKK/K/
BTJWEBE9098182041111344327811350/05/414/50/0KK/K/KDDKK//K/DDKXK/K/KK/DKD/KSK/KT/DKKD
BTJKARMA50581020401522343158270/00/010/141/1K/DDK/DKDDDD/KDK/K/TDDKKDKKDDDD
BTJ882774957112322934687612320/05/542/295/2
'xD ShaMaN,501071020200726343134940/01/19/110/1DK/K/D/KD/K//KK/KDDDDKKDDDDKDD
'xD Sebhes,581031424300831322868760/03/29/122/2D/DKKK/KK/D//DDKK/KDD/DDDDKKDDKDDKD/KK
'xD Sherclock,37105924400429953344360/00/19/170/2DD/DDKD/DDD//KDKDKDKDDKDKDDDKDKDD
'xD S48315336890019876193462060/04/427/402/5
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BTJ^WlEku1252254000193048800/00/04/31/0KKDDK/KDK
BTJWEBE013010000434610400/00/00/10/0D
BTJKARMA1503864300193259600/02/13/21/0KK/DKDDKKK
BTJ9273119300222961694400/02/17/62/0
'xD ShaMaN,2520140001377604180/00/11/10/1D/DKD
'xD Sebhes,401125000156590300/00/02/30/1DKD/DKD
'xD Sherclock,1002544000075278900/01/13/30/0KDKKDKDD
'xD S5556713000216942296180/01/26/70/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BTJ^WlEku225509420131378725190/01/08/11/0KKT/K/KKDKKK/K
BTJWEBE15031961001106280900/01/13/54/0DKXKKK/KKKDDKDKD
BTJKARMA502024000097364700/00/01/41/0DDDKDK
BTJ1421012014301434132181190/02/112/106/0
'xD ShaMaN,5017360002582957180/00/03/20/2DKDK/DKD/X
'xD Sebhes,201821010108091342620/01/12/70/2DDDDKDKDDDDTD
'xD Sherclock,71345700017901114180/00/15/30/2KDD/KDDKKDKD
'xD S47691023101321813413980/01/210/120/6
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BTJ^WlEku6984913301218102301200/01/08/101/1TDK/DD/KDDDKDDKKDDDKKKK
BTJWEBE52671019511424812474160/01/39/131/0XKDDKD/SDDDDDKKDKKDDDDD/KK/TKK/D
BTJKARMA416871750012111239400/00/06/151/2KDKDKDKDDDDDKDDD/DKDKDDXD
BTJ5421926491312764027169360/02/323/383/3
'xD ShaMaN,130821713201427102552190/00/018/80/2DKKDKKKKKDKK/K/KKDDKDK/TKX/DKDDK
'xD Sebhes,1168914123013243018251720/02/112/71/1DKKDDDK/KKKDDKK/KT/KKKKDDDK
'xD Sherclock,84581113100520292025180/01/18/82/0K/KD/KK/KDKKKDKDXK/KD/DDD
'xD S110229423860212716964022090/03/238/233/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BTJ^WlEku11577151350062752197000/00/015/80/0K/KK/DKDK/KKD/KXKD/KKK/DKKDDK
BTJWEBE6052915101122812577170/00/19/131/0KKDK/KDDDDKDDTKDDDDKKKDDD
BTJKARMA58811017400520072213180/00/18/112/0//K/K/KKDKKDDKDDDDK/KDDDKDD
BTJ78210344510011270406760350/00/232/323/0
'xD ShaMaN,71851014100325782297360/00/010/90/2D/DKDDDKDK/KKDDKKDDDKK/K
'xD Sebhes,7399111510022263213400/12/09/120/1DDKDDDKDXDD/DKKK/KDKKDDKKKD
'xD Sherclock,10910012116011191926091381/00/012/100/0DKDKDTKKKKKDDK/KDDKDDDKK
'xD S8428433408016676070401741/12/031/310/3

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Player Chats
[4:18]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:17]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:17]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[4:17]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:17]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:17]: FIGHT!
[3:03]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:50]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[2:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:24]: Axis have returned the objective!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:56)
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: whats wrong with the ETTV ?>
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: after each adler it crashes?
BTJKARMA [Warmup]: dunno
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: its a new rule
BTJWEBE [Warmup]: nobody knows
BTJ^WlEku [Warmup]: whenever i watch it crashes after first map
BTJWEBE [Warmup]: (cares) for that matter
BTJWEBE [Warmup]: there are no ETTV hubs left anyway
BTJWEBE [Warmup]: so its pointless to even look into it :(
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: oh damned
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: need to get in touch with marcus i gues
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: I just restart the ETTV
BTJWEBE [Warmup]: he knows about it for a long time
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: so idk we all get kicked as soon as the match starts
BTJWEBE [Warmup]: but didnt do anything about it
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: just in case
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: hes busy
BTJWEBE [Countdown]: its been over a year
'xD Sherclock, [Countdown]: sebhes has more influence
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]: lives in NL these days
BTJWEBE [Countdown]: doubt hes THAT busy :D
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]: doesnt look to ET anymore :P
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]: gl hf!
[10:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:06]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:37]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
'xD Sebhes, [7:52]: JUST DO east instead of the tj :P
[7:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:24]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:19]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:06]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
'xD Sebhes, [2:02]: damn u lEku
[1:54]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:05
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: wp
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: lEku cming in with the 3 hs :P
BTJ^WlEku [Warmup]: 1 :D
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: when I Was in spawn
BTJ^WlEku [Warmup]: ah
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: I received 3
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: haha
BTJ^WlEku [Warmup]: true
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: insta full
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: nice one
BTJWEBE [Countdown]: asslick later on irc
BTJWEBE [Countdown]: play now
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]: ahahahahahaha
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]: ill asslick u on lan webe
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]: saving the best for the end
[8:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
'xD Sebhes, [5:21]: AAA
[4:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
BTJWEBE [2:36]: ahhaha
BTJWEBE [2:23]: LMFAO THAT NADE
BTJWEBE [2:22]: XDDDDDDD
BTJWEBE [2:18]: i forgot how many ticks
'xD Sebhes, [2:14]: noooooo
'xD Sebhes, [2:13]: hahahahaha
'xD Sebhes, [1:26]: wp
BTJ^WlEku [0:31]: =DDD
BTJKARMA [0:03]: GIB!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:05)
BTJWEBE [Intermission]: one of the best nades in 2016
BTJWEBE [Intermission]: :D
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: aahahahaha
BTJKARMA [Warmup]: okeeeeee i pressed f1
[9:20]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
'xD Sebhes, [9:16]: covert
[9:16]: 'xD Sherclock,called a vote.
'xD Sebhes, [9:15]: ahahahaha
[9:15]: Vote cancelled
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:41]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:31]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:48]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:07]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:52
'xD ShaMaN, [Intermission]: shit map
BTJWEBE [Intermission]: objrun king
BTJWEBE [Intermission]: agreed
BTJKARMA [Intermission]: NA'AAA
BTJWEBE [Intermission]: ill ban karma from ts for 2months after game
BTJWEBE [Intermission]: for voting this shit
BTJKARMA [Warmup]: :/
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: 'xD Sherclock,
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: xD
BTJWEBE [Warmup]: gr after and then ggs?
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: fucking kanker
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: I can
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: i can
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: fine for us
'xD Sebhes, [1:37]: //...
[0:55]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:00]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:52)
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: you trieheard
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: :P
BTJWEBE [Intermission]: gayest map ever
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: leggo
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: one of us need to work tomorrow
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: and that's shaman
BTJKARMA [Warmup]: leku brb
BTJKARMA [Warmup]: he cmn back
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: expected return without cgac and cheats
BTJWEBE [Warmup]: i brought tissues sherclock, dont worry.
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: and i brought lube
BTJWEBE [Warmup]: did u use it already
BTJKARMA [Warmup]: naughty
'xD Sherclock, [Countdown]: only for my dick
BTJWEBE [Countdown]: did u fuck sebhes
[10:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:53]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
'xD ShaMaN, [6:16]: lol
'xD Sebhes, [5:17]: easy
[4:49]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
'xD ShaMaN, [4:36]: RLY
[3:51]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:08
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: wp
BTJ^WlEku [Intermission]: rip sherclock
[7:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
'xD Sebhes, [6:59]: xD
'xD Sebhes, [6:57]: haha
[4:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:18]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[3:54]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
BTJWEBE [2:05]: :D
[1:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[1:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[1:55]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[1:55]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[1:55]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[1:55]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[1:55]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[1:55]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[1:55]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:55]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:55]: FIGHT!
'xD Sebhes, [1:06]: ohhhhh
'xD Sebhes, [1:06]: wehe
'xD Sebhes, [1:04]: webeeeee
'xD Sebhes, [1:02]: I swear to god
'xD ShaMaN, [1:02]: GG
'xD Sebhes, [1:01]: hahahahahhaa
BTJWEBE [0:58]: :d
'xD Sebhes, [0:57]: talking abnout good nades
BTJWEBE [0:46]: 1/10 its a good nade
'xD Sebhes, [0:40]: 5/7 brah
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:08)
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: gg boys
BTJ^WlEku [Intermission]: GG
BTJKARMA [Intermission]: gg
BTJWEBE [Intermission]: wp was fun
[Intermission]: BTJlEku disconnected
[Intermission]: BTJKARMA disconnected
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: w;
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: wp
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: gn
'xD ShaMaN, [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: 'xD ShaMaN, disconnected
[Intermission]: BTJWEBE disconnected

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