ye i turn my monitor off aswell new jokes fucking kanker sebbo
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]:
ahahahaha
hax WEBE bYJAM [Warmup]:
NICE OWN!!!
hax WEBE bYJAM [Warmup]:
NICE OWN!!!
[6:43]:
The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:30]:
The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:25]:
Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:10]:
The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:57]:
The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:18]:
Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:02]:
Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:59]:
Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:54]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hax lEku [1:52]:
=DDD
[1:44]:
The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
'xD Sebhes, [0:38]:
I was leaning on east
'xD Sebhes, [0:35]:
but wasnt open
'xD Sebhes, [0:34]:
XD
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 12:00
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]:
a
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]:
saving the best for tomorrow
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]:
throwing some dust in ur eyes
hax WEBE bYJAM [Countdown]:
me too got 31 acc
'xD Sherclock, [Countdown]:
its a trap
hax WEBE bYJAM [Countdown]:
tomorrow 61
hax lEku [Countdown]:
30 hs acc
[10:52]:
The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:41]:
Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:04]:
The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:23]:
Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:07]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:52]:
The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:50]:
The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:09]:
The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:34]:
The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:20]:
The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:20]:
The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:06]:
The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
'xD Sebhes, [3:33]:
XDDD
'xD ShaMaN, [2:37]:
FKIN ARTY
'xD ShaMaN, [2:36]:
FK ODD
hax WEBE bYJAM [2:34]:
FTP
[2:04]:
The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective reached at 9:55 (original: 12:00)
[7:32]:
The Doors are opening!!
[7:19]:
Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 2:40
hax WEBE bYJAM [Warmup]:
gr after?
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]:
not if u play like this
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]:
jk
hax WEBE bYJAM [Countdown]:
im that bad?
'xD Sebhes, [0:21]:
??
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:40)
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
wp
hax lEku [Intermission]:
gg
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
lets do supply
'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]:
and after this adler
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]:
LOL
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]:
aha
hax WuT bYJAM [Warmup]:
after this I'm going to own nerds in csgo
hax WEBE bYJAM [Warmup]:
and after that enter result 8-0
hax WEBE bYJAM [Warmup]:
huehue
hax lEku [Countdown]:
=DDD
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]:
ahaha
'xD ShaMaN, [Countdown]:
wuts ur rank wut
hax lEku [Countdown]:
dmg
hax WuT bYJAM [Countdown]:
silver 1
'xD ShaMaN, [Countdown]:
fkin lol
'xD Sebhes, [10:24]:
this sherlock
[5:11]:
The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:56]:
Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:26]:
The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:23]:
The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
hax WEBE bYJAM [4:17]:
xd
[3:30]:
Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:23]:
The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:16]:
The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:57]:
Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hax WEBE bYJAM [1:49]:
XDDDDDDDDDD
'xD Sebhes, [1:48]:
XD
[1:38]:
Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:29]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hax WEBE bYJAM [0:04]:
:(
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
rip movie knife
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 12:00
'xD ShaMaN, [Intermission]:
fuark
'xD Sebhes, [11:46]:
xD
[10:45]:
The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
'xD ShaMaN, [10:44]:
?
[10:22]:
Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:03]:
The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:02]:
The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:08]:
Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:04]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:53]:
The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:40]:
The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:36]:
The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:52]:
The Allied Truck is in position!
'xD ShaMaN, [1:23]:
lol
'xD ShaMaN, [1:18]:
fk
'xD Sebhes, [1:14]:
LOL
[1:00]:
The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:59]:
The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:46]:
The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
'xD Sebhes, [0:29]:
JHOWQATOKLAWFE O_)AWSDLPKOaSD<>:LSD
'xD ShaMaN, [0:18]:
lol
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
gr?
hax WuT bYJAM [Intermission]:
SO ADLER?
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]:
yea adlert
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
sure
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
gr!
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
not adler
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
too izi
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
:{D
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]:
:|
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]:
grush then adler
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]:
u had luck last time :P
'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]:
lgo
hax lEku [Warmup]:
Ready
'xD Sherclock, [Countdown]:
easy as expected
[11:35]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:39]:
The Tank has been repaired!
[10:36]:
Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:31]:
The Tank has been damaged!
[10:29]:
The Tank has been repaired!
[10:25]:
The Tank has been damaged!
[10:07]:
The Tank has been repaired!
[8:56]:
Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:52]:
The Tank has been damaged!
[8:09]:
Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
'xD ShaMaN, [8:00]:
adler pls
'xD Sebhes, [7:06]:
ohhh
[7:04]:
Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 4:55
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]:
i can see us doing this
hax lEku [Intermission]:
Xd
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
me too tbh
hax lEku [4:36]:
=DDD
'xD ShaMaN, [4:30]:
idd lol
'xD Sebhes, [2:14]:
why tho
[1:52]:
'xD Sherclock,called a vote.
'xD Sherclock, [1:50]:
we can do it
[1:49]:
Vote FAILED! (Change map to adlernest)
'xD Sherclock, [1:48]:
quickie
hax WEBE bYJAM [1:47]:
1MIN!
'xD Sebhes, [1:36]:
lEku xD
hax lEku [1:34]:
=DDD
[1:33]:
hax WEBE bYJAMcalled a vote.
hax WEBE bYJAM [1:30]:
needed those kills
[1:30]:
Vote passed!
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]:
hahaha
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]:
badkip hahahaha
hax WuT bYJAM [7:01]:
xDDD
'xD Sebhes, [6:59]:
??
'xD Sebhes, [6:58]:
FULL
'xD Sebhes, [6:56]:
XD
[6:54]:
The Doors are opening!!
'xD Sebhes, [6:36]:
why tho WuT
[6:33]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:33]:
Allied Command Post spawn active!
hax WEBE bYJAM [6:30]:
FOR normal spawn
'xD Sebhes, [6:06]:
why tho
hax lEku [5:59]:
coz polask
'xD Sherclock, [4:28]:
&n7_aim 0.6
[2:55]:
Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 7:04
'xD ShaMaN, [Intermission]:
fkin lol
hax WuT bYJAM [Warmup]:
best defuse ever :3
hax WEBE bYJAM [Countdown]:
twitch highlights
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]:
put it in the movie webe
hax WuT bYJAM [Countdown]:
bosik already oddshot'd it
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]:
ahahaha
[4:55]:
The Doors are opening!!
[4:42]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:42]:
Allied Command Post spawn active!
'xD Sebhes, [3:51]:
XD
'xD Sebhes, [3:50]:
LOL
hax WuT bYJAM [3:48]:
FOK
'xD Sebhes, [3:07]:
HAHAHAHA
'xD Sebhes, [2:07]:
XDDDD
'xD ShaMaN, [2:06]:
gg
[2:04]:
Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective reached at 5:00 (original: 7:04)
hax lEku [Intermission]:
gg
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
gg boys
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
lads
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
pals
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
GGz
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
slap
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
fuck you
'xD ShaMaN, [Intermission]:
cya boys
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]:
supply?
[Intermission]:
hax lEku disconnected
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
>.<
hax WuT bYJAM [Intermission]:
don't call me pal, friend
[Intermission]:
'xD ShaMaN, disconnected
hax WEBE bYJAM [Intermission]:
:D
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
cu tomorrow
[Intermission]:
'xD Sebhes, disconnected
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]:
/quit
[Intermission]:
hax WEBE bYJAM disconnected
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Server crash / restart
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats. Thanks toHannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.
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