Jokerinhos vs nubz (2058 views)

be chry
nl shjzn
fi lEku
nl mENACE
nl kARMA
se Ti+es
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth joker.lEku 76 kills
Killing Spree joker.chry 7 frags without being killed
Accountant joker.chry 103% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! joker.chry 18 gibs
...and stay dead! joker.chry 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning joker.lEku 70 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! joker.chry 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer joker.lEku 183 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! nubz mENACE 231 damage per frag
What objective? joker.chry 471 XP
Red Shirt nubz mENACE 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? nubz mENACE 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore joker.chry 161 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut joker.lEku 2 team kills
Gingerbread man joker.lEku 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
joker.chry101471696718121513217104165800/03/352/4615/319215374
joker.lEku89413768510022913875121141420/06/070/532/418314346
joker.shjzn6236346731111228012104582560/03/041/463/717414137
joker.84124719122539256635104329889780/012/0163/4620/718314656
nubz mENACE593805390902151149411998570/01/550/624/821713359
nubz Ti+esson7438359798102912083120762020/02/350/467/320515147
nubz kARMA532744686502199411110302150/00/446/561/720512848
nubz 62103715825522146332988351044740/03/4146/5612/720913748
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
joker.chry12915222174005394724991310/00/019/112/1KDKKKKKKK/KDKKDKKKDDD/K//KDDKKDKDKK/DKD
joker.lEku951072324401838343333460/00/022/152/1KK/KDKKKK/KKDK/KK/DKDKD/DTDDK/KKD/KDKKDKDDKKDD/D
joker.shjzn801151620300624992758680/02/014/130/2K///KKKDKDDK/DKDDXDKKDKDDDKDK/KK/KKDD
joker.10137461611101191028085902450/02/055/394/4
nubz mENACE5398163010043465386900/00/115/231/2DDDDKDDDDDDDDDKDKKDDKKDKDK/KDDKK/DK/KDDKK/DDKD
nubz Ti+esson1061241716400230552914360/00/014/153/1DKKDDDKDKKKXDKKDKKKK/DXDDK/KKKDDDDK
nubz kARMA36639252024207034971250/00/111/180/1DDDDDDDDTDK/DKD/DTDDKDKDK/DDDKDK/DKK
nubz 652854271702108590102801610/00/240/564/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
joker.chry1231461613700236013088540/03/112/91/1KDDDK/DKDKDKKDKDKDKKKKKKD/KDK
joker.lEku811381822200841293337200/03/015/130/1KKDKDK/KKDDKK/KD/D/DKK/DKDK/KK/DDDDDK/KK
joker.shjzn65981320310816712385570/00/013/110/1DKDDKKSKKDD/KD//K/D/KK//KDKDDDKKD/
joker.903824755121018940188101310/06/140/331/3
nubz mENACE771151722302628562824570/00/317/132/0KDKDDDKDK/KDKKDK/K/DKKDD//TDDDKDTK/KKKKDD
nubz Ti+esson388310260101133193682760/01/29/120/1DKSD/DK/D/DK//KDD/KK/K/DXDDDDKKK///DD
nubz kARMA4072102510082635289500/00/19/171/0K/KDDKDK/KD/D/DK/DD/DKDDDDD/KX/DKKDD
nubz 52270377341225881094011330/01/635/423/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
joker.chry737814191012244322643060/00/18/177/0DDKKDDDKDDDDKDKKKKKDDKDDKTDD/KKX/KD
joker.lEku71781521301425912988580/01/015/160/1KKDDKDDDDDK/KDD/K/DDKDKK/DKDKDKTKKKDD
joker.shjzn3376515100317362486400/00/05/110/2D/KDDDKDKDDDKKDD/DXD/
joker.5923234555029677077384040/01/128/447/3
nubz mENACE8088121530032547209600/01/010/81/4DDK/K/DKKKKKDDKD/KKDDKDKDDD
nubz Ti+esson7885151920082399265100/00/014/111/0KK/KDKDKKK/K/DKKDDDK/KD/KDK/D/KDD/
nubz kARMA118951916200527922023360/00/119/80/2DK/KKKDKKDK/KDKD/KDDDKKKKDKK/DDK/KK
nubz 9226846507001677386770360/01/143/272/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
joker.chry94951718611632262565890/00/113/95/1KKK//DKKKDKKT/KDSKKD/KDDKDDDKK/KD/KD
joker.lEku111902018100933212456180/02/018/90/1DK/DK/KDKDDK/KKKDKKDDKKK/K/KK//KDK/KK/X
joker.shjzn66741218401521062829910/01/09/113/2DKDKDK/DDDXKKDKK/D/DKDKDK/DK/DTK
joker.902594954111220865378501980/03/140/298/4
nubz mENACE347982320022626320900/00/18/180/2K/DKDDDDKDDDDKDDDKK/DKDKDDDDDDD
nubz Ti+esson94911718200833102829900/01/113/83/1/D//K/KKDKD/KKKKDDKKK/KKDDK/DDKK/KD
nubz kARMA4044820000219142615540/00/17/130/4KDDKK//DDKDKDDDDDDDDKDDDKDDK
nubz 56214336140012785086531440/01/328/393/7

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Player Chats
nubz kARMA [8:26]: WOW
nubz kARMA [8:23]: dat lag of yours:D:DD:D:
[7:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:25]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
nubz mENACE [7:17]: :D?
nubz mENACE [7:17]: :D?
[7:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
nubz mENACE [6:56]: :D?
[6:01]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:06]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:33]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:23]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:44]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:17]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[10:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
nubz kARMA [6:49]: :#
[3:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:50]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
nubz mENACE [0:23]: wp
[0:08]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:51 (original: 12:00)
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:09]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:15]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:22]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[8:08]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
nubz mENACE [6:31]: :D?
[5:08]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:50]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:52]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:52]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:52]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:49]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[2:49]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:10
nubz mENACE [Intermission]: wwwwwd
nubz kARMA [Warmup]: rup plis
[8:27]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[7:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:53]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
nubz kARMA [6:18]: wow
[4:10]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:10]: Door Controls have been constructed.
nubz kARMA [4:02]: :D
[3:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:41]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:23]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
nubz kARMA [0:15]: gg!
nubz mENACE [0:12]: wp lads
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:10)
[Intermission]: nubz kARMA disconnected
[Intermission]: nubz mENACE disconnected
[Intermission]: nubz Ti+esson disconnected

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