30 seconds to MARS vs kurwooooo (2538 views)

nl GizmOoO
ro Damon
iq kurdich
fi froxe
fi hazz
nl vogel
14.04.17 18:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Damon #30stm 92 kills
Killing Spree Damon #30stm 14 frags without being killed
Accountant Damon #30stm 137% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GiZmOoO #30stm 15 gibs
...and stay dead! Kurdich #30stm 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Damon #30stm 85 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! GiZmOoO #30stm 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer GiZmOoO #30stm 184 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! KURWO Vogel 259 damage per frag
What objective? GiZmOoO #30stm 568 XP
Red Shirt KURWO hazz 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? KURWO hazz 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore GiZmOoO #30stm 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Kurdich #30stm 1 team kills
Gingerbread man Kurdich #30stm 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
KURWO froxe60314538711112310699124883741/01/546/576/220214238
KURWO hazz482924287510139403119511080/01/239/652/622413639
KURWO Vogel563044987800131103713495720/12/446/641/622515546
KURWO 5591014426124214931139379345541/14/4131/649/621714438
GiZmOoO #30stm100568767615002315074106183000/06/163/507/219814055
Kurdich #30stm55341437593125791992832070/00/239/435/318411937
Damon #30stm137506926712002414941112382640/05/185/392/4162168144
#30stm95141521121836317237934311397710/011/1187/3914/418114275
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe4076102551022803386000/01/17/222/0DDDDDDDKKDKKDKDDKDD/DDDDDKKDDKDDDK/S
KURWO hazz481071327000429593881360/00/011/212/2DDDDDDDDDKDKKDKDKKK//DDKK/DDDK/DDKDKDKDD
KURWO Vogel831062024300333453896180/02/017/201/1DDKK/KDKDDDKKK/KDDKKDDKKDDK/DKKKKDDDDDKKDDKD
KURWO 5728943768109910711637540/03/135/635/3
GiZmOoO #30stm1001622626500947063065760/01/023/162/1KK/KDKDKKKKKDDKDK/KDKDK/DKDDKD/K//DKDK/KD/KDKDKDKK/K
Kurdich #30stm4193102431112267329092070/00/210/81/1//KKDK/KK/DDKDD//K/K/DK/DKDT//D/DDS
Damon #30stm1291443124000942583133980/00/131/120/3KKK/KDKKKK/KDDDDKD/KD/KDD/K/KKDKKDKKDKKDKXK/KK/KKDKK/KDK
#30stm903996774811301163791073810/01/364/363/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe6366711100514421579180/00/06/61/0DKKD/K/KDK/KDK/DD/
KURWO hazz582771200001358177300/00/17/110/0KDDKDDDKDKDDDDKDKKD
KURWO Vogel10049121220011962204500/00/212/80/1KDKKDKDD/KDDKDDKKDKKDKKD
KURWO 741422635300647625397180/00/325/251/1
GiZmOoO #30stm11085111020022317176600/02/09/80/0KDKK/KKDKDDKDKKD/KDKD
Kurdich #30stm70547102101940109800/00/06/91/0KDKDDDKDDDK/DKKSDK
Damon #30stm91671112400321401898580/01/010/80/1DKDKKDKDKKKDK/DKDK//DKD
#30stm902062932810653974762580/03/025/251/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe251314000053559500/00/11/30/0KDDDD
KURWO hazz751534000166864900/00/03/30/0KKDKDD/
KURWO Vogel251714000052470600/00/11/30/0DDKDD
KURWO 424551200011727195000/00/25/90/0
GiZmOoO #30stm13320430001461577180/01/03/20/0DK/DKKK
Kurdich #30stm1002933000151739600/00/03/20/0DKK/KD
Damon #30stm1002144200397275400/01/03/10/0D/KKK/K/
#30stm111701110200519501727180/02/09/50/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe1001144000144747900/00/04/20/1DKKDKK/D
KURWO hazz401225000161273400/00/02/40/0/DKKDDD
KURWO Vogel0404000021063600/00/00/40/0DDDD
KURWO 472761300021269184900/00/06/100/1
GiZmOoO #30stm7003471100077736000/00/06/11/0KKKKDKKK
Kurdich #30stm1502032000053142800/00/03/20/0DDKKK
Damon #30stm2510140001541481140/00/01/30/0DDD/K
#30stm29264117100118491269140/00/010/61/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe907818203008307028252170/00/117/111/0K/DK/KKDKKKDK/KD/KKD/KDK/DDDKDKDKDK/K/
KURWO hazz55771120210522842873720/00/011/130/1DKK//D/DKKD/DKDDDKDKKDDDK/DKDKS
KURWO Vogel57621119200727612886540/00/111/90/2/KDKK/KK//KK/DDDDK/KDDKDDDDK/D
KURWO 67217405971020811585843430/00/239/331/3
GiZmOoO #30stm711491521400633052690540/01/011/153/0DKKKDDKDDD/DDKK////KK/DDKKKKKDDDKKDD
Kurdich #30stm196542111051423239500/00/04/140/1/DDDDK/DD/DDDDK/DD/SKDDKD
Damon #30stm1261331915300538563030940/01/018/100/0/D/DKDDKDDKKKKKKKK/DKKDKKKKDKK/D/K
#30stm72347385781016858481151480/02/033/393/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
KURWO froxe567013232017240231501391/00/211/132/1K/KTD/DDDDDD/KDKKDK/KDKDK/DK/DKDKKDD/
KURWO hazz315461930021522204100/01/15/130/3//DKDDDDKDDDDDKDDKKKDDDDD
KURWO Vogel206652410022235332600/10/05/200/2K/XDDKDDDDDDKDDDDDKDD/DDDDDKDD
KURWO 36190246660111615985171391/11/321/462/6
GiZmOoO #30stm8611813153005350821601520/01/111/81/1D/KDKKKKKDKDDDKDDK/DDK/K/KK/
Kurdich #30stm10680161530061835205700/00/013/83/1D/KDKK/K/KDKK/DKDKDDKKKDDKK/KK/
Damon #30stm32513126830033174194200/02/022/52/0DKKKKKKKKKKKKKKDKKKKKDK/K/K/KDKKKD
#30stm172329553890014851761591520/03/146/216/2

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Player Chats
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: hf all except damon
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: hihihi
Damon #30stm [11:57]: :D
Damon #30stm [11:57]: :D
[11:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:19]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:45]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[0:26]: Axis have returned the objective!
KURWO froxe [0:13]: D:
Kurdich #30stm [Intermission]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:39]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:08]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
KURWO hazz [6:38]: one more map for fun?
KURWO froxe [6:37]: third analrekt map?
Kurdich #30stm [6:29]: Xd
GiZmOoO #30stm [6:20]: ;D
KURWO hazz [6:17]: adler?
KURWO hazz [5:48]: are you debating it on ts? :D
[5:35]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:24 (original: 12:00)
Kurdich #30stm [9:49]: hazz kurwo
[8:40]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:17]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:05]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:54
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: obj defending too mainstream
[1:53]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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[1:53]: FIGHT!
KURWO froxe [0:04]: :d
KURWO hazz [0:03]: :D
KURWO hazz [0:00]: 1 more?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:54)
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: this was too qui9ck
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: -9
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: GG
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: :(
KURWO Vogel [Intermission]: 1 more q.q
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: suply
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: ?
KURWO Vogel [Intermission]: ok
KURWO froxe [Warmup]: like a girly girl I am
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: I'll also get a girly drink
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: good idea :D
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: ye
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: nobody needs to see us get held at flag
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: :D
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: :D
Kurdich #30stm [Warmup]: rup froxe
Kurdich #30stm [Warmup]: vittu!
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: he's mixing a vodka cranberry or something
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: he went to get a girly drink
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: :D
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: bk
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: its complete
KURWO froxe [Countdown]: my master piece
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: sounds good though
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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KURWO froxe [8:11]: sup?
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Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: omono telephono
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: damon phone or smth\
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: translate
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: idk
[8:11]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
KURWO froxe [8:11]: omono telephono si
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KURWO hazz [8:11]: gizmo heeft een kleine piemeltje
KURWO hazz [8:11]: pls translate
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: ja doe dan
KURWO froxe [8:11]: gizmo heeft een kleine lul
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: xD
KURWO froxe [8:11]: pls translate
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: ;)
[8:11]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: my gf says otherwise
KURWO Vogel [8:11]: gizmo has huge dick
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: :o
[8:11]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
KURWO froxe [8:11]: my step son said I have tiny penis
Kurdich #30stm [8:11]: xd
KURWO hazz [8:11]: ouch
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KURWO froxe [8:11]: trololol
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: doesnt matter
KURWO hazz [8:11]: sorry gizmo
KURWO hazz [8:11]: I don't usually do dick humour
KURWO Vogel [8:11]: !ban damon
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GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: what you can do with it matters
KURWO hazz [8:11]: but I do when I'm talking dutch
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: x|D
KURWO hazz [8:11]: hoe hangt je hamer, gizmo?
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KURWO froxe [8:11]: alles goed, gizmo?
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GiZmOoO #30stm [8:11]: hij hangt goed hoor, netjes in mn broek
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[8:11]: FIGHT!
KURWO hazz [8:10]: idk what netjes means
KURWO hazz [8:05]: other than that I understood
[8:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:55]: netjes means in a good way
[7:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: omg
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: this damon
KURWO froxe [7:47]: the fuck
KURWO froxe [7:47]: :D
[7:47]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
KURWO froxe [7:47]: good thing you only have 2 pause
KURWO froxe [7:47]: s
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: !kick damon stop pausing ffs
KURWO hazz [7:47]: je hebt boter op je hoofd!
[7:47]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: xD
KURWO hazz [7:47]: en in je broek
KURWO froxe [7:47]: !kick all
KURWO Vogel [7:47]: hazz saying dirty things o.o
[7:47]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: i like butter
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: boter is lekker
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KURWO froxe [7:47]: hazz talking about sausages and mouths
KURWO froxe [7:47]: dunno what he is trying to say
KURWO hazz [7:47]: ik wil een paard neuken met mijn kleine piemeltje
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: lol
[7:47]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
KURWO hazz [7:47]: idk..
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: kindapaas is ook lekker
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: ;)
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: you dont want to fuck a horse hazz
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: :s
KURWO hazz [7:47]: no?
[7:47]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
KURWO froxe [7:47]: :D
KURWO hazz [7:47]: idk
[7:47]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: damon needs to get fucked by a horse right now
GiZmOoO #30stm [7:47]: for taking all our time
[7:47]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
KURWO froxe [7:47]: :D
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: funniest thing is when its paused and ur dead
[7:47]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
Kurdich #30stm [7:47]: and u keep watching all ur friends when its 6on6 and u alone dead
KURWO froxe [7:47]: funniest thing is when you press uninstall ET
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KURWO hazz [7:47]: damon, ga een kaktus neuken je kakhoofd
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[7:47]: FIGHT!
Damon #30stm [7:47]: SORRY
KURWO hazz [7:31]: I didn't learn any proper dutch
KURWO hazz [7:28]: just this stuff
[7:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Kurdich #30stm [6:19]: 1hp or2hp?
KURWO froxe [6:13]: 25
[6:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
KURWO hazz [6:06]: ik hou van jou
[5:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:57]: The Allied Truck is in position!
KURWO hazz [4:37]: click...
KURWO hazz [4:37]: :D
[4:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:29]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Kurdich #30stm [3:56]: Xd
KURWO hazz [2:19]: what an arty
[2:09]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:50
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: I'm surprised
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: again
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: 9:50
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: solid time
KURWO hazz [Intermission]: :D
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: xd
KURWO hazz [Warmup]: watch out or we might take this one
[9:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:36]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Damon #30stm [9:29]: ?????????????????????????????
[9:18]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:59]: dat cap
KURWO hazz [8:58]: perfect spawntime for that :D
[8:56]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
KURWO hazz [8:51]: had to try
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:50]: i was nading
GiZmOoO #30stm [8:50]: :<
KURWO hazz [8:47]: I saw
KURWO hazz [8:45]: that's why I did it :D
[8:41]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:29]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
KURWO froxe [4:29]: phone :D
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[4:29]: FIGHT!
[3:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
Kurdich #30stm [2:14]: XD IM tjing here
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:50)
KURWO froxe [Intermission]: ggs
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: gg
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: Damon #30stm disconnected
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: gg guys
KURWO froxe [Intermission]: v55
[Intermission]: KURWO froxe disconnected
Kurdich #30stm [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: GiZmOoO #30stm disconnected
[Intermission]: Kurdich #30stm disconnected

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