nubz vs LIKE A BOSS (2543 views)

nl mENACE
nl kApot
nl base
be eron
be ChilAx
be Jerre
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Hakim Ziyech XXX 46 kills
Killing Spree Kasper Dolberg XXX 7 frags without being killed
Accountant Kasper Dolberg XXX 98% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Hakim Ziyech XXX 11 gibs
...and stay dead! Graafschap c 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Hakim Ziyech XXX 42 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Graafschap nore 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Hakim Ziyech XXX 168 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Davinson Sanchez XXX 249 damage per frag
What objective? Kasper Dolberg XXX 355 XP
Red Shirt Davinson Sanchez XXX 62 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Graafschap c 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Kasper Dolberg XXX 195 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Davinson Sanchez XXX 2 team kills
Gingerbread man Hakim Ziyech XXX 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Hakim Ziyech XXX812664657110025728677221080/01/042/263/715813537
Kasper Dolberg XXX98355404190112859571152340/02/038/271/321517475
Davinson Sanchez XXX57268366271220830482321090/03/331/344/423113137
XXX7688912216027135724185230694510/06/3111/348/420114746
Graafschap c65229365590018821772251030/03/329/333/322813139
Graafschap Jerre512212651001957787855960/00/225/382/222215427
Graafschap nore66271406071216907491052010/00/132/3910/422714938
Graafschap 6172110216616134323069241854000/03/186/3915/422614538
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Hakim Ziyech XXX9111322246001232233044720/01/020/111/1KD/KDK/DKDKDDKDKK/KKK/KKDK/K//KKDKD//K/KDK/K/D
Kasper Dolberg XXX12818318144005374428071160/00/018/80/1K/K/DDDKKKKKKK/DKDKDKD/KKKKKDK/D
Davinson Sanchez XXX821141923300103821334000/02/014/123/1/K/KKK/K/KD/KKD/KD/KKD/KDKD/DKDKDKK/KDDDKD
XXX10041059611300271078891911880/03/052/314/3
Graafschap c40901025200934333325850/00/210/130/2/K//KDKDDDK/DDDDDDDK/K/DK/DKXDDDK/K/
Graafschap Jerre3888821000122553166180/00/17/181/1DDDDDDDKDKDDKDDDD/DDKDKDKDKKD
Graafschap nore571011628411435034297870/00/014/213/2DKDKDKDKDDKDKDKDDK/DKDDKKDDSKK/DDK/TDD/DDKDDK
Graafschap 452793474611149191107881900/00/331/524/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Hakim Ziyech XXX6870131930072078257600/00/013/110/2DDXDKK//K/K/DDKK//DKDKDDK/KKDKKDD
Kasper Dolberg XXX75831216400525332261280/02/09/101/1DKDDKKDKK/K///D/KKDKKDDDKKDD
Davinson Sanchez XXX3591617201422452479750/00/27/90/2KDDT/DDKDKKDDD//K/DDKDDD
XXX59244315290116685673161030/02/229/301/5
Graafschap c94711617400525732278180/02/113/111/1K//KKK/DKDKDDKK/KDDK/KDKDDKDKDDKXK
Graafschap Jerre5763814001417942317780/00/09/100/0KDD/KDKDTDD//DKKDKDK/KD
Graafschap nore80931215001629492261280/00/19/94/0K/KKKDDDXKD/D/KDKKKDDK/DK/TK/
Graafschap 77227364640215731668561240/02/231/305/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Hakim Ziyech XXX75386820049161051360/00/05/11/3/DK//DDDKKK/KK
Kasper Dolberg XXX75516800021394117100/00/06/60/0KD/KK/KDKDDDKD
Davinson Sanchez XXX36294110003944126100/01/03/70/1DDKDKK//DDK/DDD
XXX621181627200932543483360/01/014/141/4
Graafschap c8329562001106178600/00/04/51/0DKDKD/KKKDD
Graafschap Jerre6637460001671112800/00/13/41/0KDDDDK/KKD
Graafschap nore128599720011751134000/00/07/52/1KKDDK/KKKDKDKDDK
Graafschap 92125181940033483325400/00/114/144/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Hakim Ziyech XXX83455600021069105100/00/04/31/1DDDKK/KK/KXD
Kasper Dolberg XXX13338431010924876900/00/05/30/1KKKDDDKTX
Davinson Sanchez XXX6334711211312941152340/00/17/61/0K/DKK/KDKDD/SKKDDTD
XXX9311716203125328730791240/00/116/122/2
Graafschap c7139571003115083600/01/02/41/0/KKDDKKD/DK/
Graafschap Jerre603361000031058124400/00/06/60/1KDD/K/KDKD/DDKDK
Graafschap nore301831010058711207860/00/02/41/1D/DD////KDKDK
Graafschap 549014272001130793287860/01/010/142/2

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Player Chats
Kasper Dolberg XXX [Warmup]: bas dost
Kasper Dolberg XXX [Warmup]: nananana
Graafschap Jerre [Warmup]: mag xtream komen speccen?
Graafschap Jerre [Warmup]: zonder ac wel
Kasper Dolberg XXX [Warmup]: HALLO XTREAM
xTRM:) [Warmup]: hallo kapoter
Kasper Dolberg XXX [Warmup]: hoe gaat het er mee
xTRM:) [Warmup]: zeer goed
Kasper Dolberg XXX [Warmup]: mooi
xTRM:) [Countdown]: elke dag door de molen in et
Davinson Sanchez XXX [10:44]: :(?
Kasper Dolberg XXX [10:42]: xD
Kasper Dolberg XXX [10:41]: Nu gaan we pompen
Kasper Dolberg XXX [10:20]: je geeft me alleen maar verse plingels
Kasper Dolberg XXX [7:18]: ik speel als iemand zonder handen
Graafschap nore [6:38]: wtf
[6:25]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
Kasper Dolberg XXX [6:25]: Wat dacht je eron
Kasper Dolberg XXX [6:25]: cave clear?
[6:25]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Graafschap c [6:25]: snap ook niet wrm wij moeten aanvallen tbh xd
Graafschap nore [6:25]: Daar op full blijven had ik idd niet verwacht :p
[6:25]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
Graafschap Jerre [6:25]: iemand de command voor te tappen?
Graafschap nore [6:25]: je was wel low tho
Graafschap nore [6:25]: :x
Kasper Dolberg XXX [6:25]: hahaha:P
Graafschap Jerre [6:25]: kill;forcetapout?
Graafschap Jerre [6:25]: men cfg is fucked up
Hakim Ziyech XXX [6:24]: w8 ik pm je
[6:25]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
Hakim Ziyech XXX [6:25]: op ts
[6:25]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[6:24]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:24]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:24]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
Graafschap nore [6:25]: in orde
[6:24]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:24]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:24]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
Kasper Dolberg XXX [6:25]: hf
[6:24]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:24]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:24]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
Graafschap nore [6:25]: u2
[6:24]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:24]: FIGHT!
Kasper Dolberg XXX [5:27]: :D
Kasper Dolberg XXX [5:27]: :D
Kasper Dolberg XXX [5:26]: :D
Kasper Dolberg XXX [5:26]: :D
[4:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Graafschap nore [4:31]: spelen hier gwn een map me ne kerel zonder selfkill button
Graafschap nore [4:31]: :D
Graafschap nore [4:31]: :D
[4:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Graafschap c [4:27]: :D
Graafschap c [4:27]: :D
Graafschap c [4:26]: :D
Graafschap c [4:26]: :D
Hakim Ziyech XXX [4:25]: xd
[4:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
Davinson Sanchez XXX [2:37]: :D?
[2:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Kasper Dolberg XXX [2:02]: Nu gaan we pompen
Kasper Dolberg XXX [2:02]: Nu gaan we pompen
[2:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[1:30]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[1:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Graafschap nore [Intermission]: jerre nog altijd met settings bezig
Graafschap nore [Intermission]: <3
Graafschap c [Intermission]: XD
Hakim Ziyech XXX [Intermission]: xddddddddd
Hakim Ziyech XXX [Intermission]: hoe kan dat hij heeft cfg
Graafschap nore [Warmup]: :D
Graafschap Jerre [Warmup]: anticheat zorgt ervoor da heel menne cfg gwn gefucked is
Graafschap nore [Warmup]: ik heb ook altijd last met die kut ac
Graafschap nore [Warmup]: vreselijke kutzooi
Graafschap nore [Warmup]: net bijna men hand gebroken van frustraties
Graafschap c [Warmup]: :D
Graafschap c [Warmup]: :D
Graafschap c [Warmup]: :D
Hakim Ziyech XXX [Warmup]: xPERIA: I cut off your moms leg with a chainsaw you fucking retard
Hakim Ziyech XXX [Warmup]: Nu gaan we pompen
Kasper Dolberg XXX [Warmup]: cu@flag
Davinson Sanchez XXX [Warmup]: Terwijl jij voor de tram rent
Kasper Dolberg XXX [Countdown]: ik heb mijn gtv money op jullie mannen
Kasper Dolberg XXX [Countdown]: ik verwacht wat
Graafschap nore [Countdown]: haal het snel weg
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Kasper Dolberg XXX [11:07]: Nu gaan we pompen
[9:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:35]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
Kasper Dolberg XXX [8:55]: team nl vs team be
[8:53]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Hakim Ziyech XXX [8:53]: nog geen selfkill?
Hakim Ziyech XXX [8:53]: xD
Graafschap Jerre [8:53]: 't is nie ik dit keer :D
[8:53]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Graafschap Jerre [8:53]: Mja ksnap da nie
[8:53]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
Graafschap Jerre [8:53]: kdoe unbind mouse2
[8:53]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:53]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:53]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
Graafschap Jerre [8:53]: en da blijft gwn staan
[8:53]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[8:53]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:53]: FIGHT!
Hakim Ziyech XXX [8:53]: doe gewoon bij controls ofzo
[8:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:50]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:23]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:10]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Davinson Sanchez XXX [5:05]: :D?
Graafschap nore [4:45]: zucht
Davinson Sanchez XXX [3:55]: WF
Kasper Dolberg XXX [3:36]: poesje
[3:27]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:32 (original: 12:00)
Graafschap nore [Warmup]: packet loss 16.
Hakim Ziyech XXX [Warmup]: nie goed sgaaat
Kasper Dolberg XXX [Warmup]: Description:Ik ben de meest domme persoon op deze teamspeak, eigenlijk ook in Belgi, ofja, over heel de wereld
Graafschap Jerre [Warmup]: :D
Graafschap Jerre [Warmup]: da heb ik misschien gedaan
Graafschap nore [Warmup]: nee, zoiets doet iemand zelf
Graafschap nore [Warmup]: gege
Kasper Dolberg XXX [11:25]: XDD
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Graafschap Jerre [10:29]: ?
Graafschap Jerre [10:25]: Syringe recht in zijn gat
Graafschap Jerre [10:22]: healt nie
[10:16]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:16]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
Graafschap nore [10:12]: gg
Graafschap c [10:11]: xd
[10:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:02]: Axis have returned the objective!
[9:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:37]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
Kasper Dolberg XXX [8:35]: yolanthe ziet er goed uit jongens
[8:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:31]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:28
Graafschap nore [Countdown]: hf ':D'
Davinson Sanchez XXX [4:16]: :D?
[3:44]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
Graafschap nore [2:24]: Bekijk het eens
[2:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Davinson Sanchez XXX [1:13]: :D?
Davinson Sanchez XXX [1:13]: :(?
Kasper Dolberg XXX [1:12]: :D
Kasper Dolberg XXX [1:12]: :D
Kasper Dolberg XXX [1:12]: :D
Graafschap nore [0:39]: ;-)
Kasper Dolberg XXX [0:01]: :D
Kasper Dolberg XXX [0:00]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:28)
Davinson Sanchez XXX [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: Graafschap nore disconnected
[Intermission]: Kasper Dolberg XXX disconnected
[Intermission]: Graafschap c disconnected
[Intermission]: Graafschap Jerre disconnected

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