mAlibu vs The PhReaKz (2348 views)

nl kApot
nl constan
be aNGER
be ChilAx
be eron
be puma
fi rapusti
be rapz
fi mAhla
gb fAntasy
si blAss
fi nollA
Stefan cel mare 6on6 cup
Rockie bracket
UB - Semi Final

Good luck to everyone and might the almighty Moldavian King Stefan cel Mare be with you.
11.06.17 20:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth smokin zpar 78 kills
Killing Spree smokin mAhla 6 frags without being killed
Accountant smokin zpar 137% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! smokin mAhla 23 gibs
...and stay dead! MLBER<>N Zwitsal! 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning smokin zpar 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! smokin mAhla 26 SPAM kills
Fragstealer MLBER<>N Zwitsal! 102 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! smokin fantasy 228 damage per frag
What objective? MLBPUMA 239 XP
Red Shirt smokin mAhla 71 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? smokin blAss hot 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore smokin 100nisti 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut smokin mAhla 3 team kills
Gingerbread man smokin blAss hot 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
smokin zpar13722178571001512592103182930/02/241/202/1016118144
smokin joey822235567402101033676644710/01/429/152/618811457
smokin 100nisti7814436466004607473081990/00/419/130/516915937
smokin fantasy59127386315107598462203990/00/112/245/71579728
smokin blAss hot741994865170216811587243790/04/222/199/9169134510
smokin mAhla941716771230311898666674590/020/70/1726/61349467
smokin 871085322369751853520874690122000/027/7123/1744/616313047
MLBPUMA6723942638008779294161970/03/727/173/418614934
MLBER<>N Zwitsal!64121436519216678361817150/01/610/1915/101589235
MLBKAPOT68181416040168407107402690/04/320/200/720517937
MLBCONSTAN!60190427012014623481353500/00/624/204/914811659
MLBCHILAX602104067800784299948360/00/423/230/521114825
MLBANGER97137606215012843765811560/013/20/2020/814110633
MLB691078268387662433460825100117230/021/2104/2042/817513236
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
smokin zpar126116574510002921681402500/02/221/140/5KDKDKKKDXK/KKDDKDDKDDDDKDKKDKDKXKDKDKDKDDKK/KDKD
smokin joey7811539503013728656964170/00/314/91/2/KDDDDDDDK/TDDKKKK/DDDKDKKDKKKKK
smokin 100nisti687726385004468155711410/00/29/90/2DKDKDDDDKD/KDDD/D/DKK/KDKK
smokin fantasy7090334713002498945803230/00/09/163/5KKD/DDDDKDDDDDDKK/DKKDDKDDKKDDDKDKD
smokin blAss hot65104314713017622666592270/02/19/166/4KDKDKDKK/D/KDD/DDDD/DD//KTDDDKDDKDDKKDKK/KKKD
smokin mAhla7782415320017575749261920/010/30/118/2K/KKDKKTKKKDKDDK/DKDX/DD//K//DKDDKDKDKKDD
smokin 81584227280640325381553557215500/014/1162/7518/20
MLBPUMA7013833474007563369081790/02/420/72/1/KDK/DDK/KKKDK/KKDKK/KKDKK/KKK/KKKDXDKDDKKD
MLBER<>N Zwitsal!7191324514112576553337150/00/510/105/5DDKDDDKKDKKKDKD/KKSKDDDDDKD/DKDKTDKDKDKD
MLBKAPOT8212433404012688677792510/04/212/90/3DDK/KDKKDKKKTDKKDKDKKDKK/KDDDDDD
MLBCONSTAN!71114354911001465957452520/00/218/102/5DDDDKXKDDKKKKKXKKKKKDD/DKKKDKKDKKDDKDD
MLBCHILAX651203046700364247500180/00/013/140/1K/KKDKDDKKDKDKKDDDK/K/DDKDKDDDD
MLBANGER9388454814012620548901560/06/20/1012/4KKDDTDKDDDKKDKKK/KKDDKDK/KDKKDDDKKDD
MLB75675208275541317355723815515710/012/1573/6021/19
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
smokin zpar166561060012149499430/00/09/12/4KXKDK/KKKK/DKKDDTK
smokin joey6648691004123798200/00/05/11/4/KKKKD/D//KDDKD
smokin 100nisti120386500008311207400/00/26/10/3DDKKDKDDXKKK
smokin fantasy11231910023791076400/00/11/50/2DDKD/DD/DXD
smokin blAss hot45385111004793147300/01/13/31/3/DDKKDKKKD//D/DD
smokin mAhla17555148102119139291390/06/10/410/2DKTKDKDKK/KDDKKKKDTKKKKD
smokin 97258424840313664766612220/07/524/1514/18
MLBPUMA575647300011741130180/00/23/41/1KDKDDDKDKDD
MLBER<>N Zwitsal!8830895102101884800/00/10/28/3KK/K/KDDDKDSKDKKD
MLBKAPOT55255900038611375180/00/05/40/2D/DDDK/DKKK/KD
MLBCONSTAN!40424101003961121900/00/22/32/2DDD/DKKK/D/KDD
MLBCHILAX404041000021014113400/00/24/40/2K/K/KDDDDKDDDD
MLBANGER125361080000163394100/05/00/65/2DDKDKDKDKKKKDKKDDK
MLB6822935539101066616647360/05/714/2316/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
smokin zpar18349116000118821184400/00/011/50/1KKKKDKD/KKDKKKDKDX
smokin joey1256010800131813986540/01/110/50/0KXKKDD/KKKDDKK/TK/KD
smokin 100nisti13329431000562530180/00/04/30/0KDKDKDK
smokin fantasy5714471103616564360/00/02/32/0K/DD/K/KSKD
smokin blAss hot17157127301510965921520/01/010/02/2K/T/KKKKK/KDKK/KK/KD
smokin mAhla120341210200313168121280/04/30/28/2K/DDKDKKKD/KKKKDKDKKD/
smokin 132243534171215728546684280/06/437/1812/5
MLBPUMA5545591001985137800/01/14/60/2DXDKDDD/KKDDKKD
MLBER<>N Zwitsal!27031100020000/01/00/72/2DDD/KD/DKDDDKD
MLBKAPOT27323110001660158600/00/13/70/2/DDKDKKDDDDDDD
MLBCONSTAN!273431100106141171980/00/24/70/2DKTKDKDDDDDDDDD
MLBCHILAX545061110029911314180/00/26/50/2KDKDKD/DDDKDKDKD/
MLBANGER831356100059975000/02/00/43/2DKDDKKDDKDK
MLB4617425593016384961991160/04/617/365/12

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Player Chats
smokin blAss hot [Warmup]: drink breb
MLBANGER [Warmup]: ik smeer zo van die rode pepers aan mijn aarshaar, ben ik meer oplettend
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [Warmup]: Jerre heeft nog geen poephaar
smokin zpar [Warmup]: XD
smokin zpar [Warmup]: die jongen zo pesten
smokin zpar [Warmup]: al die jaren
smokin zpar [Warmup]: rup hollanders
MLBKAPOT [Countdown]: WE GAAN ZO DIK!!
MLBKAPOT [13:42]: WE GAAN ZO DIK!!
[13:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:56]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:46]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:01]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:02]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
smokin fantasy [9:02]: phone i guess
[9:02]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:02]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
MLBANGER [9:02]: ik speel in men onderbroek rapz x
smokin zpar [9:02]: ik ook
smokin zpar [9:02]: te warm
smokin zpar [9:02]: x
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [9:02]: <- zonder
MLBCHILAX [9:02]: :D
[9:02]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
MLBANGER [9:02]: ja zo'n intensieve sport, krijg je warm van
MLBANGER [9:02]: eSports malibu
smokin zpar [9:02]: jep
smokin zpar [9:02]: zweetband aan
[9:02]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
smokin zpar [9:02]: van sebhes gekregen
MLBANGER [9:02]: ik heb zijn polsbandjes gekregen, gesigneerd
[9:02]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
smokin zpar [9:02]: amai
[9:02]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
smokin zpar [9:02]: wel leuk om te zien dat jullie nog spelen in 2017, heren
[9:02]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [9:02]: ik zijn gebruikte condoom na het winnen van de lanfinal
[9:02]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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smokin zpar [9:02]: van zn ons me chry?
[9:02]: FIGHT!
[8:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[4:37]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:34]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:33]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
MLBANGER [4:04]: kankerspel
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [3:25]: gg
smokin zpar [3:13]: GG
[2:44]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:59 (original: 13:43)
MLBANGER [Intermission]: lekker niet meer kunnen spawnkillen
MLBANGER [Intermission]: traantjes
smokin zpar [Intermission]: XD
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [Intermission]: wa map ist nu
MLBANGER [Intermission]: een snelle liefst
smokin zpar [Intermission]: Gemoogt kiezen
MLBANGER [Countdown]: autistenclub
smokin fantasy [Countdown]: kanker homo
MLBANGER [Countdown]: je kale moeder
smokin zpar [9:14]: eron
smokin zpar [9:12]: vriend
[8:36]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:14]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
smokin zpar [6:59]: .
[6:04]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:55
smokin blAss hot [Warmup]: SMOKE
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [Warmup]: dude rly?
MLBKAPOT [Warmup]: wtf
MLBPUMA [Warmup]: 4 mins
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [Warmup]: its like fucking 3m
smokin zpar [Warmup]: Ksnap da ook nie zenne
smokin zpar [Warmup]: :p
MLBANGER [Warmup]: hopelijk krijgt ge er kanker van
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [Warmup]: stupid fuck
smokin mAhla [Warmup]: he does it every fucking game
MLBPUMA [Warmup]: just go
smokin zpar [Warmup]: hahaha
smokin blAss hot [Warmup]: dont tell me
smokin mAhla [Warmup]: every round
smokin blAss hot [Warmup]: im not the one >P{D
MLBANGER [Warmup]: ready team
MLBCONSTAN! [Warmup]: amazing
MLBANGER [Warmup]: jonge fucking verslaafde kettingrokers
smokin fantasy [Warmup]: y so mad
smokin fantasy [Warmup]: i remember you used to be such a chill guy
smokin fantasy [Warmup]: carrying you in csgo and shit
smokin blAss hot [Warmup]: he went smoke, what ya gonna do bout it?
smokin fantasy [Warmup]: now you're mad as fuck
MLBCONSTAN! [Warmup]: Xdddd
MLBANGER [Warmup]: mad af?Xd
smokin fantasy [Warmup]: calm down mate
smokin zpar [Warmup]: lieve heer, laat ons in vrede leven met onze naasten
smokin mAhla [Warmup]: rup rapid!
MLBCONSTAN! [Warmup]: jij mag onder de grond
smokin zpar [Countdown]: hf hf
smokin zpar [Countdown]: hahahah
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [Countdown]: u gotta admit its rly stupid to go smoke when you have to finish a 3.55m round ;-)
MLBANGER [Countdown]: I start playing csgo because ET was dead or we had to wait 30min each game at least
smokin blAss hot [Countdown]: :D:D:D:D
MLBANGER [Countdown]: now this guy goes smoking
MLBER<>N Zwitsal! [Countdown]: 11 ppl waiting for ya
smokin mAhla [Countdown]: it is
MLBANGER [Countdown]: that's makes me mad, yes
[2:32]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:24]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[1:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[1:06]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[1:06]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:06]: FIGHT!
[0:53]: Q.eujen connected
smokin zpar [0:45]: da was wel een mooie pauze voor gij eron
Q.eujen [0:19]: lol epic
smokin zpar [0:05]: cu in legend brackets
smokin fantasy [0:03]: eujen
MLBKAPOT [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: MLBER<>N Zwitsal! disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:55)
[Intermission]: MLBKAPOT disconnected
Q.eujen [Intermission]: whats the score ?
smokin mAhla [Intermission]: gg
smokin zpar [Intermission]: 4-0
[Intermission]: MLBCONSTAN! disconnected
[Intermission]: smokin joey disconnected
smokin blAss hot [Intermission]: 40
[Intermission]: MLBANGER disconnected
smokin fantasy [Intermission]: eujen
[Intermission]: MLBPUMA disconnected
[Intermission]: MLBCHILAX disconnected
Q.eujen [Warmup]: yes ?

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