ducks vs stoners with boners (2101 views)

us ipod
be player
fr sanjih
se elak
ch rapeout
sk seareal
03.09.17 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Ducks - jihor 63 kills
Killing Spree Ducks - jihor 8 frags without being killed
Accountant Ducks - jihor 175% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Ducks - jihor 11 gibs
...and stay dead! stoners with boners w3rdo1d 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Ducks - jihor 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Ducks - jihor 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Ducks - jihor 138 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! stoners with boners w3rdo1d 286 damage per frag
What objective? Ducks - jihor 330 XP
Red Shirt stoners with boners negr0id 52 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? stoners with boners negr0id 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore stoners with boners w3rdo1d 170 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Ducks - PlAyer 2 team kills
Gingerbread man Ducks - PlAyer 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Ducks - ipod932323941611126951517280/03/228/265/117812369
Ducks - PlAyer79214344330214705362193740/12/133/271/020714534
Ducks - jihor1753306336110014870055301750/02/154/207/313815483
Ducks - 11277613612020134022704169215570/07/1115/2013/317414165
stoners with boners negr0id427422523004318648231340/01/221/390/614593210
SWB rapeout_______451672147401442397144840/02/320/330/420215239
stoners with boners w3rdo1d4218922525006544978131741/01/232/432/124815056
stoners with bon434306515112011412874197803921/04/273/432/119813238
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Ducks - ipod135132272041164088256880/01/223/114/1DTKDKK/K/XKKDKD//KKKKDKKKKKKD/KKKDKDKKKDKDKK/DDDS
Ducks - PlAyer8510318212029346027812300/11/118/101/0DDDKK/T//KK/K/KDKKKDKK/D/KTDKK/K/KDDDDKDK
Ducks - jihor22016533154004463730541090/02/029/112/2KKKKKKXDKDK/K/KKDKDKDKKKKKDK/DXKKKDDDKKK/KKKKKKKKD
Ducks - 14740078561013191218584033470/14/370/327/3
stoners with boners negr0id376210273002253440941340/00/110/220/2DDKDDDKDDDDDDDDDDKK/KDKDKDDDK/KDDDDKD
SWB rapeout_______441011227200224434003250/02/110/220/2DKDDKKDDDKDK/DDKDDKDDD/DDDDDKKDDDDDKDKK
stoners with boners w3rdo1d45111143100033426408801/01/211/251/1KDKDKDDDDDDKDK/DD/DKDDDDKDDK/DDDDDKKKKDDDKKDD
stoners with bon42274368550078403121851591/03/431/691/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Ducks - ipod316551610051706184900/01/04/110/0KD/K/DD/D/DDDKDD/KDKD
Ducks - PlAyer4657715100218242325360/00/07/130/0DK/DDKDDDK/DDDKKKDDKDD
Ducks - jihor150102181240062399126700/00/014/54/1DK/KKDKDKKK//KKK//KKDKD/KKKKDK
Ducks - 7622430436001359295441360/01/025/294/1
stoners with boners negr0id43071600020000/00/07/110/3DDDKDDKK/DDD/DKKDDKDDKD
SWB rapeout_______88558920021314163600/00/18/50/1K/DKDKDK/KKKDKDDD
stoners with boners w3rdo1d2540312300383123161340/00/014/91/0KK/DKKDKKDD/KD/KKKKDDDKDKKK
stoners with bon529518375007214539521340/00/129/251/4
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Ducks - ipod33613000034860100/00/01/30/0DKDD
Ducks - PlAyer166335300019194851080/01/04/20/0K/DKKKDK
Ducks - jihor10035662004853555660/00/05/21/0KK//KKD/DK/K
Ducks - 1007412122005212016411740/01/010/71/0
stoners with boners negr0id401225000065272900/00/02/50/0DDDKKDD
SWB rapeout_______259140010230674410/00/12/20/1KDTDDD
stoners with boners w3rdo1d13326432000759717400/00/04/40/0DKXDKKKD
stoners with bon6647712201016412120810/00/18/110/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Ducks - ipod3002962100180915400/01/00/11/0KDKKKKK/
Ducks - PlAyer1002144000285062800/00/04/20/0//KKDKKD
Ducks - jihor2002863100081165400/00/16/20/0KKKKKDDKD
Ducks - 2007816920032470143600/01/110/51/0
stoners with boners negr0id7503400000000/01/12/10/1DDDKKDK
SWB rapeout_______02070000252831180/00/00/40/0DDDDDDD
stoners with boners w3rdo1d161216000043369200/00/03/50/0DKDKKDDD
stoners with bon301441700006851523180/01/15/100/1

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Player Chats
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED!!!
Ducks - ipod [Countdown]: gl hf
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Countdown]: glhf
SWB rapeout_______ [Countdown]: gl hf
[10:59]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:55]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [5:45]: skill :P
[5:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Ducks - jihor [5:15]: xD
[4:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
Ducks - jihor [2:44]: xD
[2:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Ducks - jihor [1:14]: xD
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [0:33]: ez
Ducks - ipod [Intermission]: XDT
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Countdown]: u guys play everyday?
Ducks - ipod [Countdown]: yep
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Countdown]: :D
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Countdown]: nice keep up the good work
Ducks - ipod [Countdown]: all day err day
[11:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:29]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:14]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:37]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:37]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:23]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Ducks - ipod [5:23]: gg!@
SWB rapeout_______ [5:20]: wp
[5:00]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:59 (original: 12:00)
Ducks - ipod [Intermission]: gg!
Ducks - PlAyer [Warmup]: one more map?
Ducks - PlAyer [Warmup]: hf boys
Ducks - PlAyer [Warmup]: rup
SWB rapeout_______ [Warmup]: :DDD
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: guys r up fast
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: we gtg soon
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: searel?
SWB rapeout_______ [Warmup]: he said blazin 1 sec
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: xd
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Warmup]: ye wish i was sober to rekt u guys but hey
Ducks - ipod [Warmup]: r upppp :P
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Warmup]: guess thers lan kappa
[8:47]: The Doors are opening!!
Ducks - ipod [8:44]: xd
Ducks - ipod [8:43]: xdddddddddddddddddddddddd
[7:54]: Main blast door opening!
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [7:44]: GG
[7:33]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:26
SWB rapeout_______ [Intermission]: ...
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Warmup]: BRB 5MIN
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Warmup]: kappa
Ducks - jihor [1:03]: xD
[0:47]: The Doors are opening!!
Ducks - PlAyer [Intermission]: THIRD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:26)
Ducks - PlAyer [Intermission]: deli?
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Intermission]: no deli
Ducks - PlAyer [Intermission]: goldrush?
stoners with boners w3rdo1d [Warmup]: anyhing but deli xD

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.