Steroids vs turbot (4370 views)

us ipod
us Sem
ca anim
us JKR
us detdet
us The End
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi toNy
fi Olden
fi lEku
fi rsp
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ROIDS r 67 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT toNyyy 7 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT toNyyy 103% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT toNyyy 21 gibs
...and stay dead! ROIDS IPOD 47% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ROIDS r 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT toNyyy 37 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ROIDS BRND 159 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT jake 236 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT Swanidius 422 XP
Red Shirt TURBOT ^WlEku 78 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT jake 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT rsp 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ROIDS detdet 5 team kills
Gingerbread man ROIDS detdet 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ROIDS IPOD431061535700527864668180/01/511/193/718613325
ROIDS SEM733295170900139383109662730/04/646/441/718415748
ROIDS detdet6733352771615271018684372960/09/215/3830/719610836
ROIDS r102406676611011911979108721570/06/460/402/317916564
ROIDS END85324586816001210160106121300/01/549/418/1017515666
ROIDS BRND802906075170018943498531990/00/548/4710/7157131710
ROIDS 771788303391761694539285540810730/021/5229/4754/718014257
TURBOT Swanidius88422606714111410983104334200/02/355/363/1418315368
TURBOT ^WlEku79328627810021411249116013340/03/458/443/1618114968
TURBOT jake643924469110191008296513000/01/538/462/9229140411
TURBOT rsp66393416072268881106252230/05/435/403/921717147
TURBOT toNyyy10236267652113211112873274800/013/418/3537/716611175
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN6533649751701148954101113780/04/143/493/1318313558
TURBOT 7722333234148041078612775974821350/028/1247/4951/1319314358
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS IPOD354751420031368161500/00/14/91/1/K/DKD/DKDDKDDDDKDD
ROIDS SEM76521013400116201834180/00/110/110/0KKDKDKKDKDKDDD/KDKDDDKD
ROIDS detdet867513158115254813061260/03/10/69/2KDK/KKKDDKKKDDK/KKDD//DKST/DK
ROIDS r136901511401119201725670/01/015/90/1DKKDKTKKKDDKKDKD/KKKKDDKKDD
ROIDS END136821511700022291364580/00/211/74/2KDDKKKKKKDKDKDKKDKKKKDXDDDD
ROIDS BRND115591513700319321651230/00/011/83/3D/DXKDKKKKKKK/DK/KDKKDDDKDKDK
ROIDS 9740573773212131161794952920/04/551/5017/9
TURBOT Swanidius33436181102138424311360/01/05/100/6KDK/XD/KDDDDDDDDKKDDDKDDDS
TURBOT ^WlEku128821814600123242374360/00/018/90/4DDKKDK/KDDKDDKDKDDDKKKKKKDKKKKKD
TURBOT jake50747144012133616251580/00/27/81/2KD/TDDDDDKDKDKDKDK/KDD
TURBOT rsp57698140120123123041510/01/08/91/4TDDDDDDDKKDKKDTDKDKKDKDDS
TURBOT toNyyy1338312951021665992340/03/10/48/2KX/KDDKKKDKDKX/DSKDKKKK
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN80591215500315551891360/00/111/101/1KD//KDKDKDDD/KDKDKDDDKKKKKD
TURBOT 8041063842133109495116175510/05/449/5011/19

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS IPOD47591021500214183053180/01/47/102/6/KDDKDDKDDDDDKDDKKDKDD/KDDDKKDDX
ROIDS SEM5069816200019602848360/02/16/110/4DKKDKDDDDDDDDKDDKDDDKKKD
ROIDS detdet777114184027237017421500/05/10/711/2KKT/KD//D/KDKKKDK///DKKDDKDKDDKDKT
ROIDS r87851416200321402538360/03/411/70/1KDKDKKDKDDK/DD/KD/KDKKDKDDKKKD
ROIDS END62371016300116802581360/00/08/112/4DDKDKDDDDKKKDDKDK/DDKKDKDD
ROIDS BRND57641221100421312386540/00/39/133/2KX/DDKKDDDDDDKD/KDKDD/K/KKDDKDKDKD
ROIDS 633856810817021711699151483300/011/1341/5918/19
TURBOT Swanidius1311262116400428602323400/01/219/51/6/KKKK/DKKKKKKDKDKKDKKKDDXD/DKKDKD/DKKD
TURBOT ^WlEku1006915153014257115831250/00/113/73/3DKKK/DKDKKKTKD/KKD/K/DDKKDDDDKK
TURBOT jake71841014300123961733540/00/28/81/3DKDDDKDKKDKKDDKDK/DDKDKD
TURBOT rsp1001021111200122232447180/02/39/60/1DKKDKKDKKDKKD/KDKDDKDD
TURBOT toNyyy1257820166027277014632740/06/20/515/3DK//DKK/K/DKXKDKKDKKK/KTT/KKKKKKK/DKDDD
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN100831414500123282150320/03/010/101/4DDKDDKDKKKDD/DKDDKXKDKKDKKKKD
TURBOT 105542918623031815148116995430/012/1059/4121/20
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS SEM7311414192003282435941470/01/113/130/2KD/KKKD/DKKKKDDKDDKDKDDDD/DDKDKKD
ROIDS detdet6192132130122284334570/00/09/175/2KD/KDDKDDDDKDKDKKDDKKDDKDKT/DDKDDDK
ROIDS r691071623100738384274180/01/013/172/0KD/KK/KDKDK/KKDKDDDK/DDKDKD/KKD//KXDDDKD
ROIDS END57921119100325853561360/01/09/131/3DKKDKDDK/KDDDDDKD/DKKD/KKDDKDD
ROIDS BRND4567112420061920366100/00/111/140/2D//D/DDDKDDKDKDDKKD/KKDK/DDDDK/KDKD
ROIDS 61472651069012113451184352080/03/255/748/9
TURBOT Swanidius14214820148012430726592120/00/119/92/2KKDKDKKKKDDKKKK/DKKD/KKDDKKKDKDKDDT
TURBOT ^WlEku8910617191016355026901370/02/216/90/2KKD/KKTDKDDDKKDKDDDKK/KDKD//DKK/K/KKD
TURBOT jake111136191720043826245300/01/115/110/2KXDDDKDKK/DDKKKD//DKKDKKDKKKDKK/KKDKD
TURBOT rsp52117917110529442638360/00/07/102/2DD/KDD/K/KSD/DKDKDDDKK/KDKX
TURBOT toNyyy129119221770074061225900/00/013/99/2/KKXKDKKKKKKDDK/KD//KK/DDK/KKDDKK/DKKKDK
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN6510015234017275021472020/00/015/111/5DTK/KDKDDDKDDDDKK/D/KKD/DDK/KDK/KD/KKKD
TURBOT 9872610210723133121438148465870/03/485/5914/15

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS SEM86941922100929792690720/01/317/91/1/KKDDKDKDK/KDD/K/DDKK/KKDKDK/KKK//D/KDDKK
ROIDS detdet529512231011329842044130/01/06/85/1K/D/KKDKKKDD/D/KD/K//KKDKDD/K/D////T
ROIDS r1371242216400840812335360/01/021/70/1K/DK/K/KKDKKDKKDKKKK/DKK//DK//DKKKKKKD
ROIDS END100113222250083666310600/00/321/101/1K/D/KKKDD/KKKDKKKKDKD/KDK/K/DKDD/KDKDD/KKKKD
ROIDS BRND12910022177005345121551220/00/117/124/0KDKDDK/DKKD/KDKKDKKDKDK/KK/K/KDKKDKDKKKX
ROIDS 1015269710018014317161123302430/03/782/4611/4
TURBOT Swanidius681051319100624323020320/00/012/120/0KDDD/KDK/KDKDKKKK/KKDDK//DKDD/DD
TURBOT ^WlEku40711230000328044954360/01/111/190/7DDDKDKDDDD/KDDKD/DKKDKDDDDKDDDDDDKK/DKKDDD
TURBOT jake3398824200225243840880/00/08/190/2DDKKDKDDD/DDDDD/DKDDKDKKDKDDDDDD
TURBOT rsp721051318400024833236180/02/111/150/2DKKKDDDKKDKKKKDDDDDDDDKDKDDKKDD
TURBOT toNyyy568213233015263226131720/04/15/175/0KDKKDKDKDTKDDDKDDD/K//KDD//DKKKDDDDDK
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN34948233003232139231080/01/07/180/3DKDDXD/KKDDDDD/DDDKDDK/KDKDDKDDD
TURBOT 515556713713011915196215864540/08/354/1005/14

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Player Chats
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: LOL
ROIDS r [Warmup]: rup
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: basic vokki problems
ROIDS BRND [Warmup]: leygoo
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: go swani
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT Swanidius [Countdown]: GL
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:44]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[13:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ROIDS END [12:44]: PLANNED
ROIDS END [12:41]: NERDS DOWN
[10:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:51]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:15]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:10]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[8:01]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:54]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:05
TURBOT toNyyy [Intermission]: sd
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: PUSHING TO THE LIMIT
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: jake go
[7:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:20]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:06]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:12]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:05)
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: jake swani go
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:46]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:02]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[7:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:31]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
TURBOT Swanidius [0:11]: Xddddddddddddddd
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: ROIDS IPOD disconnected
ROIDS SEM [Intermission]: ipod didnt wanna see his score
[Intermission]: ROIDS IPOD connected
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: :d
TURBOT toNyyy [Intermission]: xD
[Intermission]: ROIDS IPOD disconnected
[Intermission]: ROIDS IPOD connected
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: PRESS F3 UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED !!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:40]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
TURBOT Swanidius [9:34]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [9:33]: :D!
ROIDS IPOD [9:33]: ;P
TURBOT Swanidius [9:33]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [9:33]: :D!
ROIDS IPOD [9:33]: LOL
TURBOT Swanidius [9:31]: xD
[9:00]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:05]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
TURBOT Swanidius [0:28]: Xd
TURBOT jake [0:21]: easy win
ROIDS r [0:10]: all good
ROIDS r [0:05]: swani cant go outside with that voice lol
TURBOT Swanidius [0:02]: What vokki wants to say that it was a good game
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[Intermission]: ROIDS IPOD disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT lEku disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT toNyyy disconnected
[Intermission]: ROIDS detdet disconnected
[Intermission]: ROIDS r disconnected
[Intermission]: ROIDS IPOD connected
[Intermission]: ROIDS END disconnected

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