Dank Memes Gang vs Kettunokat (3483 views)

pl Abj
fi lEku
pl WuT
gb fantasy
pl h20
fi mahla
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth D^EMG ^WlEku 55 kills
Killing Spree D^EMG ^WlEku 7 frags without being killed
Accountant D^EMG ^WlEku 120% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! DMG Abj 14 gibs
...and stay dead! DMG Abj 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning D^EMG ^WlEku 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! D^EMG ^WlEku 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer (.)(.) h2o 146 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! DMG WuT 224 damage per frag
What objective? D^EMG ^WlEku 304 XP
Red Shirt (.)(.) mAhla 63 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? (.)(.) mAhla 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore D^EMG ^WlEku 197 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut (.)(.) fAntasy 2 team kills
Gingerbread man DMG WuT 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
DMG WuT9027743488002179456747180/02/338/233/118514144
DMG Abj76273374914001476216861360/02/235/300/320614057
D^EMG ^WlEku117304554612101286607552360/03/146/306/215716175
DMG 948541351433410472422621160900/07/1119/309/218314755
(.)(.) mAhla37168236360011545073751170/00/218/475/5237117212
(.)(.) fAntasy39209225680211580183731740/02/420/382/3264150212
(.)(.) h2o8824350579001993898094950/05/245/340/218814244
(.)(.) 546209517623024120640238423860/07/283/347/223013639
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DMG WuT10514721203001138403102180/01/017/93/0K/KD/KKKKDK/KKDKDK/D/KKDDKDK/KK/K/K/K/K/D
DMG Abj1101422119700835662439360/00/221/80/1K/KKDKD/KKKKKD/DDKKKKDDK/D/KDKD/KKKDK/K/
D^EMG ^WlEku152143322141074563347100/03/026/133/0K/DDDKKKKKKKKD/KKKKKKDKDDK/KDDKK/KDKKDKDK/KKDKK/KK/KS
DMG 1224327460141026119699012540/04/264/306/1
(.)(.) mAhla2581935200624783468760/00/18/271/2DDKD//DDDDDDDDDKD/DKDDDKDKDKD/KDDKXDDD/DKDD/D
(.)(.) fAntasy2390730201721754165520/01/27/180/3DDKK/D//DDDDD//KDD/D/DKDKDDDTDDKDDDDDK
(.)(.) h2o581151729300743594336360/02/215/190/1DKD/KK//DDK/KDDKKDDDKDKK/KDDKK/DDKDKK/DDKDDDDD
(.)(.) 352863394701209012119691640/03/530/641/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DMG WuT90100182030083008250500/01/317/90/0KDKK//DKK/K/D/KKDKD/DKK/DDDKDDKK/KDKKK
DMG Abj388282140062769314500/02/06/140/1K//DDD//KDDD/K/DKKDDDDKDDDDKK
D^EMG ^WlEku70881420400527483056180/00/113/131/1DKD/D/KD/K/DDKDDKDKK/KKKDKDKDKDDKD
DMG 66270406111001985258706180/03/436/361/2
(.)(.) mAhla315061920031946261000/00/15/141/2DD/DDDDK/DKDDXDKDK/DDKDDKD
(.)(.) fAntasy648511175013252029011220/01/29/122/0DKD/KDK/DKDD/KDKTKDDKDDKKDKDD
(.)(.) h2o1191082521300114240301400/03/022/100/0K/KDKKKKDK/K/KK/KK/DK/KDK/KDK/KD/KK/KDDKKK/KDD
(.)(.) 712434257100117870685251220/04/336/363/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DMG WuT331426100266387400/00/02/30/1DDK//DKD
DMG Abj7128571000976102000/00/05/60/1DDDKDDKKDDKK
D^EMG ^WlEku17559742000108673800/00/05/32/1KKKKKKDKDDD
DMG 93101141740022725263200/00/012/122/3
(.)(.) mAhla85286720028441031410/00/03/43/1KKDDKD/DKK/KD
(.)(.) fAntasy663246100199895000/00/04/50/0KDDK/DKKDD
(.)(.) h2o12520543000790744590/00/05/30/1KDDKKDDKK
(.)(.) 928015176003263227251000/00/012/123/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DMG WuT1001622100043426600/00/02/20/0KDKD
DMG Abj1502132200031025700/00/03/20/0DKKKD
D^EMG ^WlEku20014212000263287180/00/02/10/0KDK
DMG 150517550001007810180/00/07/50/0
(.)(.) mAhla100922000018226600/00/02/20/0KDDK
(.)(.) fAntasy0203000010835700/00/00/30/0DDD
(.)(.) h2o10003300010000/00/03/20/0/KKDKD
(.)(.) 671158000129062300/00/05/70/0

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Player Chats
D^EMG ^WlEku [Warmup]: turpa kiinni ja tägi päälle
(.)(.) h2o [Warmup]: leku
(.)(.) h2o [Warmup]: ala aloita
D^EMG ^WlEku [Warmup]: tai mitä
(.)(.) h2o [Warmup]: et halua tietaa
D^EMG ^WlEku [Warmup]: =DDD
DMG WuT [Warmup]: turpa kii ankka nyt sukelletaan homo h2o mutsis on lihava
(.)(.) fAntasy [Warmup]: this ur map?
(.)(.) h2o [Warmup]: twoja matule ogladam i slucham
(.)(.) fAntasy [Warmup]: this your map?
(.)(.) mAhla [Warmup]: its ur map?
D^EMG ^WlEku [Warmup]: yes
[10:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:09]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
DMG Abj [9:35]: xDDDDDDD
h2o [9:34]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
DMG Abj [9:30]: od chrego
DMG Abj [9:28]: sie nauczyles
(.)(.) h2o [9:26]: PIZDA
DMG Abj [9:23]: tak leanowac?
[7:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
(.)(.) h2o [5:50]: smieciu
DMG Abj [5:47]: xD
DMG Abj [5:46]: xDD
[5:35]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[ETTV] viewbot [5:03]: ale slabo gra
h2o [4:56]: kto
[ETTV] viewbot [4:53]: fin
h2o [4:35]: chyba nie walil
h2o [4:31]: przed gierka
[4:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
D^EMG ^WlEku [1:05]: =DDD
h2o [0:27]: zero oporu... tak samo jak 4 mapy w pizde dostaliscie
[0:19]: (.)(.) fAntasycalled a vote.
[0:15]: Vote FAILED! (Mute Spectators ACTIVATED)
(.)(.) h2o [0:12]: zero oporu to twoja mamusia
(.)(.) h2o [0:10]: wczoraj stawiala
(.)(.) h2o [0:05]: pijaczka jebana
h2o [0:03]: odszedl
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
h2o [Intermission]: do przegranego teamu
h2o [Intermission]: XD
(.)(.) h2o [Intermission]: nawet w finale nie byles
(.)(.) h2o [Intermission]: ani na lanie
(.)(.) mAhla [Intermission]: Delivering classic 26. aim
(.)(.) h2o [Intermission]: ani w jakims randomowym turnieju
h2o [Intermission]: to skup butelek wiekszy opor stawial
(.)(.) h2o [Warmup]: smietniku pierdolony
(.)(.) mAhla [Warmup]: rup rapid!
D^EMG ^WlEku [Warmup]: Xd
D^EMG ^WlEku [Warmup]: 27.5
(.)(.) mAhla [Countdown]: just preshooting
(.)(.) mAhla [Countdown]: u know
h2o [Countdown]: dawaj babinskki
(.)(.) h2o [11:58]: zapytaj sie matuli
h2o [11:58]: moze cos ustrzelisz
[11:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
h2o [11:01]: jak latwo
[10:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: nie zgodzilismy sie na speca
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: niech wypierdala
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: :)
DMG WuT [10:58]: nic nie pisales
[10:58]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
DMG WuT [10:58]: wsytartowanie meczu to automatyczna zgoda
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: wiec nie dalem zgody
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: nie pierdol
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: niech spierdalaj
h2o [10:58]: dobra rucham ci matke
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: a*
h2o [10:58]: graj
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: bb
[10:58]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
h2o [10:58]: placzku jebany
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: wypierdalaj
D^EMG ^WlEku [10:58]: mitä nää kinastelee
(.)(.) mAhla [10:58]: ei mtn hajua
[10:58]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
D^EMG ^WlEku [10:58]: o0
h2o [10:58]: obciagalem bezdomnemu
[10:58]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
(.)(.) mAhla [10:58]: Joku 6v6 draama niilla kuulemma oli
[10:58]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: sobie poczekamy
h2o [10:58]: rucham psy
(.)(.) h2o [10:58]: w takim razie
[10:58]: h2o disconnected
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[10:58]: FIGHT!
[10:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
DMG Abj [5:13]: xD
DMG Abj [5:13]: xD
DMG Abj [5:11]: do mycia
[5:08]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:08]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:54]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:09]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:50 (original: 12:00)
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:13]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:45]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:14]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:25]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:34
(.)(.) mAhla [Warmup]: rup rapid!
[3:02]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:37]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[1:54]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: (.)(.) h2o disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:39 (original: 3:34)
DMG Abj [Intermission]: ez
(.)(.) fAntasy [Intermission]: gg
(.)(.) mAhla [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: DMG WuT disconnected
[Intermission]: DMG lEku disconnected
[Intermission]: DMG Abj disconnected

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