Not Even Trying vs Dank Memes Gang (5414 views)

pl kantor
nl rezta
pl bRAH1
pl Abj
fi lEku
pl WuT
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth DMG lEku 71 kills
Killing Spree DMG Abj 6 frags without being killed
Accountant DMG lEku 113% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! DMG Abj 15 gibs
...and stay dead! DMG Abj 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning DMG lEku 64 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! DMG Abj 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer DMG lEku 166 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! NET-ibRAHIMOVIC 399 damage per frag
What objective? DMG WuT 358 XP
Red Shirt NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING 82 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? NET-ibRAHIMOVIC 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore NET-TapcZan 163 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut NET-REZTA BELLS 3 team kills
Gingerbread man DMG lEku 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING482523982401219852110151660/03/737/530/425313429
NET-ibRAHIMOVIC2284418000216382798360/00/14/140/1410155213
NET-REZTA BELLS452333066503137315101311050/01/231/511/124415434
NET-44569731669043618805239443070/04/272/511/130214829
DMG WuT92358454960023102076761360/13/040/262/022713853
DMG lEku1133327163600291117377911080/06/364/301/115712454
DMG Abj1083425349150122969374041571/03/246/254/018315164
DMG 105103216916127017431073219563011/012/2150/257/018913854
NET-TapcZan327813412014308167171940/01/211/332/323716429
327813412014308167171940/01/211/332/323716429
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING3163103210072737319200/00/110/250/1DDK////DDD/KK/DDXDKDDDDDKDDKDD/DKDDDKDKXDDDK
NET-ibRAHIMOVIC215431400011260211900/00/13/110/1KDDDDDDDDDD/DDKKD
NET-REZTA BELLS4481818202317012892340/00/09/151/0KKKD//DKDKD/TDDDKDDDDKKDTDDD
NET-3219821643021156988203340/00/222/511/2
DMG WuT64771117100724701947180/00/010/101/0D/KKDKD/K/KKK/DKD//KDDDK/DKD
DMG lEku1501052416100931141748540/01/023/70/0KDKDDKK/KDKKDK/KKD/KK/KKKKK/K//KK/KK/KKD
DMG Abj13311020157001030312073180/01/019/50/0//KKDKD/KK/KK//KKDKK/KK/KKKDKK/KKD/
DMG 11629255489002686155768900/02/052/221/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING8322560011738725320/01/15/20/2KTKDKKDK/DDD
NET-ibRAHIMOVIC2530140001378679360/00/01/30/0/DKDD
NET-REZTA BELLS502124000158553500/00/02/40/0X/DKDKD
NET-5373814001317011939680/01/18/90/2
DMG WuT752134000257860700/00/03/20/0/KDK/KD
DMG lEku833456100373365300/01/04/30/0DK/K//DDKKK
DMG Abj1004133300062844100/00/11/22/0DKDKDK
DMG 8696111340051939170100/01/18/72/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING4710916342009457853261340/02/314/220/1DDK/K/DK/DD/D/DKDDKKDDKDDD/DX/DDKDKK/KDKDK/DDKDKDKD
NET-REZTA BELLS411031434201838564937310/01/214/230/1DKD/DDK/DK/DKD/KDDKKDD/TKDDDKD/DDKDDDKDD/DKDDKDK/
NET-442123068401178434102631650/03/528/450/2
NET-TapcZan23447300011212549171760/01/26/251/3DDDDKDDDDD/DKDKDDXDDTDDDDDDDDDKKDDKKDDD
23447300011212549171760/01/26/251/3
DMG WuT1331622418400953893384180/12/021/91/0/KK//KK/DKKKKKDKKDDK/KKK/KKKKDKD/KDDXKKD/K/
DMG lEku13013534261001154893731360/04/329/121/0KK/KKDKD/KDK/K/K/KKDKDDKK/KDDKKK/DKK/KKDKDKKKK/KK/KD/KDKKDKD
DMG Abj11513922193016430234441211/01/119/122/0DK/DK/DK/KDKDKKDK//KKKKKKDKDDKTKK/KDDKDKDK
DMG 12643680638012615180105591751/17/469/334/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING805881010041799177200/00/28/40/0KDKD/K/KK/KKD/DKDD
NET-REZTA BELLS6028610100111731767400/00/06/90/0/DDDKDDKDDKKDDKK
NET-70861420200529723539400/00/214/130/0
NET-TapcZan543461120039561800180/00/05/81/0/KDDK/KKDK/DDDKDD
543461120039561800180/00/05/81/0
DMG WuT70987101005177082300/01/06/50/0DDK/DK//DKD/K/KKK
DMG lEku5358815300618371659180/00/08/80/1K/DK///DDKDDKD/K/KDKDKD
DMG Abj6652812200617321446180/01/07/60/0/K/K/DD/KKDK/KKD/DKD
DMG 6320823376001753393928360/02/021/190/1

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Player Chats
NET-ibRAHIMOVIC [9:58]: spawn2
[8:37]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:58]: The side gate has been built!
[7:55]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
NET-REZTA BELLS [7:35]: Pause
[7:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:34]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:34]: FIGHT!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
DMG lEku [Warmup]: rup rezta
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING [Countdown]: we're targetin to hold longer than 2 minutes
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING [Countdown]: anything above is a success
[9:16]: Allies capture the factory district!
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING [9:10]: X DDD
DMG lEku [9:08]: =DDD
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING [8:59]: autoreaload on pistol won it for ya
DMG lEku [8:52]: lel
[8:25]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[8:18]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[8:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:09]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:50 (original: 10:00)
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING [Intermission]: longer than expected
NET-TapcZan [Countdown]: shoutouts: wut, leku, abj
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING [7:55]: klasyczny onion
DMG lEku [6:19]: =DDD
DMG lEku [6:19]: =DDD
DMG lEku [6:19]: =DDD
DMG lEku [6:19]: =DDD
DMG lEku [6:19]: =DDD
DMG lEku [6:18]: =DDD
[3:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:37]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
DMG Abj [2:58]: WTF Xd
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING [2:43]: 1 najlepszy z 3 dobrymi sobie sam nie poradzi!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
NET-TapcZan [11:10]: ez
[11:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:29]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING [7:46]: dzisiaj zastepuje kaple w selfowaniu na ful
DMG lEku [7:46]: =DDD
[7:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:15]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:15]: The Allies have activated the crane!
NET-TapcZan [7:04]: ez
[7:01]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:43]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:16 (original: 12:00)
NET-TapcZan [Intermission]: no musze powiediec panowie
NET-TapcZan [Intermission]: ze niezle wam poszlo
NOT EVEN sfdbsfvsbf ^ZTRYING [Intermission]: nastepnym razem wygramy
NET-TapcZan [Intermission]: ale potrenujcie jeszcze
[Intermission]: DMG WuT disconnected
[Intermission]: DMG BloOdje disconnected
[Intermission]: DMG Abj disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.