Dank Memes Gang vs PoKeMaNs (7581 views)

pl Abj
fi lEku
pl BloOdje
de shady
fr sanjih
tr reina
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth DMG Abj 71 kills
Killing Spree POKIpoissoN 5 frags without being killed
Accountant DMG WuT 77% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! POKIpoissoN 21 gibs
...and stay dead! POKIpoissoN 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning POKIpoissoN 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! POKIpoissoN 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer POKIshady 165 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! DMG lEku 261 damage per frag
What objective? DMG Abj 412 XP
Red Shirt DMG Abj 96 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? DMG Abj 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore DMG Abj 149 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut POKIshady 3 team kills
Gingerbread man DMG Abj 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
DMG WuT77266496490015103089126540/03/342/401/121014334
DMG Abj7341271961410321433313702940/03/159/564/220214149
DMG BloOdje6623645689021886998415780/02/135/384/519312425
DMG lEku58233315360016795376381070/01/029/341/325714436
DMG 70114719628138128141293388813330/09/0165/3410/321613836
POKIshady73383567514232010814125793421/00/553/494/419316335
hmm64360548517022011358118331390/03/350/623/221013946
POKIpoissoN76364658421132812756125063260/12/160/496/619614756
POKI71110717524452386834928369188071/15/1163/4913/620015046
Player Summary for
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DMG WuT44254910001019134100/00/01/40/0DDDDK
DMG Abj7514912100215821544360/00/04/40/0KDK/KD/KDD
DMG BloOdje1222811910011774106800/00/05/20/0KKDKK/DK
DMG 80672430300343753953360/00/010/100/0
POKIshady6602300010000/00/02/20/0DKDK/
POKI6602300010000/00/02/20/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DMG WuT831032024200113930297200/02/218/100/1KK/KDKKK/K///DKK/K/KDDK/DKDK/KDKKDK/DDK/KDDD
DMG Abj1071453028800134672371700/01/028/141/1/KDKK/KKKD/KDKKKDKK/DKDK/K/KKK/KKK/DKDDKD/D/KK/KKDKKD/DK/D
DMG lEku6411118283001142093881720/01/017/140/3DDDDK/K/D/KDDK/K/K/DDKDKDK/KDK/KKDK/KDK/K/DKDD
DMG 8535968801300351281110570720/04/263/381/5
POKIshady501231326510333354494160/00/211/202/0DDKKSDKDDKDDKDDDDKDDK//DD/KKDDKDDDKDKDK
hmm431071432200235394445180/01/213/280/0DKDDDDKDKDDKDDDDKDDDDKDKDKDDKDDDKD/KDDKKDDD/DK
POKIpoissoN691111826710936963872180/01/014/153/1K/K/DDDDDDKDK/KKKDDD/KDSKK/D/K/KD/DKDD/KKKKK
POKI5434145841420141057012811520/02/438/635/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DMG Abj41971024100829443389580/02/18/150/0KDDDD/D/D/K/K//K/DDDKDD/KKDDDDDKKK
DMG BloOdje48921327400925952869180/00/013/170/1/KDDDDKDK//DK/K/K/K/DD/DKDKDKDDDK/DDDDKK
DMG lEku521221325300537443757350/00/012/201/0KKDDD///KKDKD//KKDDDDDDKDDDKDDDKKKDDKD
DMG 473113676800229283100151110/02/133/521/1
POKIshady82110192310310350235561961/00/121/120/1DDT/KK/KK/K//DKDDDK/KK/KK/KK/DDDKKDXKTK/DKKDDT
hmm9410418198027340526831030/01/118/131/0DKKX/KD/DKKDDDKDT/D/KDKKKK/TKXKK/KKDK/KDD
POKIpoissoN851001720600931083044400/10/017/120/0DKK/KK//KDKD/D/DKXKK/KK/KDKD/KKDDK/KDDX
POKI8731454621505261001592833391/11/256/371/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DMG WuT811011822500238513577540/01/116/201/0DKDKKDDKDDDKD/KDKKDDDDKDKDKDKK/DKDKKDDKXK
DMG Abj4698122641073606387500/00/010/192/1D/D/D/D/KDDDDDKDDXDKDDKKKKD/DK/DKDDSK/KK
DMG BloOdje65871726202634383605420/01/014/164/4//KKDKDDDDKK/KDDDKDTDKKKD/DKDKDK//KDDDKDKDTDK
DMG 6428647741112151089511057960/02/140/557/5
POKIshady11212618168105313932801300/00/216/92/3KXDDKXKDDK/K/DKDKKSDKKK/DKKK/KKXKDK/DD
hmm681021725500733713523180/00/015/162/2DKDKKKKK/DKD/K/DKDDKDKK/DDD/KDDDKK/DK/DDKD
POKIpoissoN8812024276039454740922680/01/023/143/4KKTDKKDDKKT/KDKK/KK/KKDKKK/KDD/KDDKDK/DK/DKDKD/TDDDK/D
POKI89348596819132111057108954160/01/254/397/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DMG WuT77377910021508123600/00/07/60/0DK/KDDKDDKK/KKDD
DMG Abj1665810600021529117700/00/09/41/0DKK/DKKK/KKDKDKK
DMG BloOdje6629462002892873180/01/13/30/0KDD/KKD/KD
DMG 1031242121300639293286180/01/119/131/0
POKIshady5724470001838124900/00/03/60/0KDDKK/KDDDD
hmm55475920041043118200/01/04/50/0D//DD/KDKDKK/K
POKIpoissoN543361120011405149800/00/16/80/1KK/DKDDKDDKDDDKDD
POKI55104152740063286392900/01/113/190/1

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Player Chats
DMG BloOdje [Warmup]: Ready
[1:00]: The Doors are opening!!
[0:50]: DMG WuT disconnected
[0:16]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:32 (original: 2:49)
DMG WuT [Intermission]: ez
DMG WuT [Intermission]: ezzzzzzzzzzzzzz
DMG Abj [Intermission]: XXD
[11:50]: Allies team locked from spectators by POKIpoissoN
[6:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:12]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:36]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:44]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:18]: quAke connected
[2:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:45]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:44]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:30]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
DMG lEku [0:12]: u rlly hide there 20 secs
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
POKIpoissoN [Intermission]: was afk there
POKIshady [Intermission]: xD
DMG lEku [Intermission]: sure sure
POKIpoissoN [Warmup]: ;)
POKIpoissoN [Warmup]: who was talking about country
DMG BloOdje [Warmup]: me
hmm [Warmup]: :D
POKIpoissoN [Warmup]: ah
hmm [Warmup]: blood join ?
[Countdown]: DMG BloOdjecalled a vote.
[Countdown]: DMG WuT timed out
[Countdown]: DMG WuThas been kicked!
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
[Countdown]: Allies team locked from spectators by DMG BloOdje
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:12]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:53]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:36]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:49]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:16]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
hmm [0:27]: :d
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[10:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:24]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:00]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:00]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:42]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:32]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:43]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:18]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:25]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[0:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:34
[10:49]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:11]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:11]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:45]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:41]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:10]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:10]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:23 (original: 11:34)
[Intermission]: DMG BloOdje disconnected
DMG Abj [Intermission]: wtf
DMG Abj [Intermission]: how
[Intermission]: DMG lEku disconnected
POKIshady [Intermission]: no idea
DMG Abj [Intermission]: the fuck u clicked it
hmm [Intermission]: gg:)
POKIshady [Intermission]: ye :s
[Intermission]: POKIpoissoN disconnected
DMG Abj [Intermission]: wtffffff

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