Think Calmly vs turbot (1927 views)

fi hazz
fi rsp
de shady
si seareal
be JuiCy
nl Leonneke
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi Tiigeri
fi lettu
fi oldensan
fi crew
ET Ultimate Weekly #1 6on6 ODC
UB Quarter Finals

https://challonge.com/ETODC
20.01.19 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT lEttu 52 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT jake 8 frags without being killed
Accountant U'o'U seareal 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT lEttu 17 gibs
...and stay dead! vet.tigg'i 47% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT lEttu 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! vet.tigg'i 17 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT jake 157 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! U'o'U JuiCy 208 damage per frag
What objective? U'o'U hazz 300 XP
Red Shirt U'o'U JuiCy 56 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT jake 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT ILE 184 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut U'o'U leonneke 6 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT lEttu 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
U'o'U hazz923004548510170627625180/03/437/384/815715646
U'o'U shady90287454971210790370222950/06/739/292/417614044
U'o'U raspberry82219414913116722053981940/211/715/3814/117610845
U'o'U seareal102269424114015708472733490/06/437/280/516917746
U'o'U leonneke8022932407064508067212572/03/1027/233/515916837
U'o'U JuiCy732294156110411812083092360/05/438/362/519814848
U'o'U 8615332462835731437424694234813492/034/4193/3625/517315046
TURBOT Swanidius84297364380110715875011470/01/835/241/119917444
TURBOT ILE9525439409105656972442240/06/231/262/416817744
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN90274444912004744573282040/03/338/383/316915053
TURBOT lEttu952705255170011912389282380/07/543/342/617516245
TURBOT jake82252425117024663165401850/04/636/373/615812889
vet.tigg'i60170325115237542249284290/013/85/3017/51699335
et841517245289783641423484246914270/034/8188/3028/517314755
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U hazz1132003329400149154317180/00/428/214/6DKKKKDDKKDDKDDKXKXKDDKDKDDKDKKKDKKDKDDDDKX/KDKDKKKDKKKDDKDDKKDKKD
U'o'U shady11516630263129490140912770/06/324/142/1D/DTDKDTDKDKDDKK/DDSKKDK/KK/KKDKXK/KKKKDKDKDK/KKKDKD/KK/KK/K
U'o'U raspberry9614929308116493431041940/24/415/229/1KKKKDKKSXKKKDDKDD//DK/DKTDKDDDKKKKD/DKXDKXXDDXKDXDKKD/KDKKDKKKKDD/
U'o'U seareal113184252210014449439892370/01/225/140/3/KK/K/XDDKDKKDKKDK/KKKKDKDKTDKDKKDKDKKKKDDDDKDKDD
U'o'U leonneke12317226215062348533792172/03/721/93/5K/KDKKKDXDKKDKDDKKKDDDDKKDKKKDDKXTTTDKKDKTTDKTKDKKK/DKD
U'o'U JuiCy8413327329036474449192160/03/225/212/3KDDDKDKKKDTDKDDK/KKDDTDKDKKKDDDK/KKDT/DKKDD/KK/KDKDKDKDKDDDKK/
U'o'U 10710041701603921328274732379911592/217/22138/10120/19
TURBOT Swanidius531411426501231114636750/00/415/190/1DKDKDDKDKDKDDDDKTDKDDDDKDKDDKDD/DKKDK/DKD
TURBOT ILE8517123275003407247221520/02/119/162/3DKKDKDDKKKDKD/KDKKDKDKK/DDK/DDKKDDDDDKKDKKKDDDKDKD
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN751692533600245824983540/02/121/272/2KDKDKDDKKKKKDKDDDDKDKDDDKKDKDDDKDDDKKKDD/KKDK/DKDDKDKDKDDD
TURBOT lEttu74159263512004504554981260/03/321/232/5DKDDKKDKDKK/KKKDKDKKK/KKKDDDKDDK/DDDKKDDKDDD/DKDDDKDKDDDDKDKD
TURBOT jake6214922358012360345391680/02/421/260/4DDDDDDDDKDDDKDDDDKXKD/KKKDDDKDK/KKDDKTDKKKDDDDDKDDKDKDKKKKD
vet.tigg'i67912131910333863095440/011/20/2310/2KD/KDDDDKKDKKKDDKDKDSDDKDD/KD/DKKDKXKDDKKDKDKDDKDDDKD
et6988013118745121623799274736190/020/1597/13416/17

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U hazz63100121911002147330800/03/09/170/2DDDDDDKDKKDDDDDKKKKDDDDKDKDDKKKS
U'o'U shady651211523400130022931180/00/415/150/3DDDDKDDKDDDKKKKD/KDKDDDDKDDKDKKKKDDDKD
U'o'U raspberry6370121950002286229400/07/30/165/0KXKDKDDKKDDDKDDDKDDDDDKDKDKDKDKD
U'o'U seareal898517194001259032841120/05/212/140/2DKKKDDKKDK/KDDDDDDKKDKDKKKDKKKKDDDDD
U'o'U leonneke3157619200215953342400/00/36/140/0D/KDDDD/DDKDDDKDKDDKDDDKD
U'o'U JuiCy58961424201533763390200/02/213/150/2TDKDKDDKKDKKKK/KDDD/KDDDDD/DDKKDKD/KD/D
U'o'U 62529761231811914996185491900/017/1455/915/9
TURBOT Swanidius1291562217300840472865720/01/420/51/0K/KKD/DKDK/KKKK/DKKK/KDKK/KK/KK/DDKKKDD
TURBOT ILE123831613410224972522720/04/112/100/1KKKDDKKKKXK/KDKDDSKDKDKDK/DDDKK
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN11810519166002286323451500/01/217/111/1KD/KKDK/DDKDDKDDDKKDKDKKDKKKKKDKKKD
TURBOT lEttu13011126205007407834301120/04/222/110/1/KKDK//KKDK/DKDDKD/KKDKDDKKKKDKDKK/DKKDKKKXK/KK
TURBOT jake1251032016901230282001170/02/215/113/2KDDKKDKD/DKKKXKDKDKKKKKKKKDKKDDDKDD/TD
vet.tigg'i557911206134203618333850/02/65/77/3KDKSDKDT/DTDKKK/K/KDKDD/KDDDDDTKXDD
et11363711410233242518549149968080/014/1791/5512/8

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Player Chats
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: sec
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: socks
U'o'U leonneke [Warmup]: oO
U'o'U leonneke [Warmup]: :o|
U'o'U leonneke [Warmup]: :o|
U'o'U leonneke [Warmup]: :o|
U'o'U leonneke [Warmup]: INTEL d.urtier I'll never play those immigrants again
U'o'U leonneke [Warmup]: kinda sad how a quote from him is still accurate after 12 years
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: vokki needs to give VOICE SIGNAL BEFORE start
U'o'U hazz [Warmup]: :D
TURBOT ILE [Warmup]: :[
U'o'U leonneke [Warmup]: ?
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: 3min till forfeit btw
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: where are ur players :P
vet.tigg'i [Warmup]: sorry we dont know how to use atk
U'o'U hazz [Warmup]: :D
U'o'U leonneke [Warmup]: use what?
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: CANT HEAR VOKKI
vet.tigg'i [Warmup]: atk
U'o'U hazz [Warmup]: I'm trolling my teammates saying it's starting... probably not the best way to gain trust :D
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: WHEN ET UP
vet.tigg'i [Warmup]: iCT
U'o'U hazz [Warmup]: automaattinen tietojenkäsittely!
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:11]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:52]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
U'o'U leonneke [11:21]: lol swani xD
[11:05]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:00]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[10:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:47]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:06]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
U'o'U leonneke [9:35]: jaahahahah
TURBOT ILE [9:32]: :D
[9:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:20]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:54]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:20]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[Countdown]: ETPlayer connected
[14:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:42]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:01]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[12:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:05]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[11:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
U'o'U JuiCy [7:54]: zzzz
[7:22]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:42]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
U'o'U hazz [6:02]: :D
U'o'U hazz [5:57]: gud revives ":D"
U'o'U leonneke [5:36]: tiiiigeriii
U'o'U leonneke [5:32]: why didnt you killlll
U'o'U leonneke [5:32]: >_<
vet.tigg'i [5:13]: i did?
[4:50]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:09 (original: 15:00)
U'o'U seareal [Intermission]: gg wp
U'o'U seareal [Intermission]: cu finals
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: v51
[Intermission]: U'o'U JuiCy disconnected

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