turbot vs three noobs (2430 views)

fi Olden
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
ee Feath
fi LORDI
fi PeSwan


The ETernity Cup: 3on3 - Groupstage
Group B
Matchweek 1

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27.01.19 18:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT Swanidius 68 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT jake 7 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT Swanidius 103% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN 19 gibs
...and stay dead! ^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT Swanidius 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT Swanidius 177 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! 3n|fth 434 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT Swanidius 473 XP
Red Shirt 3n|lrd 83 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? 3n|fth 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT jake 174 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 3n|PeSwaN 3 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT Swanidius 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT Swanidius10347368661300251155710150360/05/560/343/317015455
TURBOT jake100424616113022211714105913310/05/553/305/419217475
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN1004615858190018115099067721/02/547/328/419815657
TURBOT 101135818718545026534780298084391/012/5160/3216/418716166
3n|fth612964269801128815118611190/08/535/480/6210172515
3n|PeSwaN343552779713148927104991270/01/526/573/633113129
3n|lrd61346518312031812066124205300/17/340/607/323715038
3n|5299712023127174429808347807760/116/3101/6010/3259151311
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius8492111310051872218000/01/110/60/1KK/D/DDK/KKK/DK/KKDKKDDD
TURBOT jake25573123014177022231340/00/13/71/0T/DDDK/DKDDKD//D
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN110113111000032283120400/01/19/61/1KX//DK/DDKDKDKKDKKKDKK
TURBOT 73262253540112592556071340/02/322/192/2
3n|fth5032510200210951908180/01/24/50/1DKK/KDK/DDDKDDD
3n|PeSwaN5070612101419761511380/01/06/80/1D//DXDK/KKDTDDKDKK/D
3n|lrd756612161017253625061270/01/010/102/0DK/KK/DDTDKKD/DK/KXKDKDK/KD//K
3n|58168233840213560759251830/03/220/232/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius13388161200092501173600/01/015/30/0/KKK///K/K/D/KKKKKDKK/DKK/KK
TURBOT jake767610130001025521691360/01/18/21/0/K/KK/K//K/D/DKK/K//KKD
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN1411101712400830851838180/00/114/23/1K/K/K/KK/K/DD/KKKKKDKKKKD/K/K
TURBOT 11727443374002781385265540/02/237/74/1
3n|fth648115000315952746180/00/01/110/1/DDDDD/D/DDDDDKD
3n|PeSwaN2266418200419512672360/00/03/131/1DDD/D/K//KDDDKDDDKDDDD
3n|lrd264351910021719272000/02/23/130/2DDDDDDKKK//DDDDDDKDKDDDD
3n|181571052300952658138540/02/27/371/4
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius95127202170093350291200/01/218/91/1D/DDKDKKKDKD/DKDK/KDKDK/KK/K/DKK/KKK//DKK
TURBOT jake1531512315400234343021720/01/020/122/1KKKKKKKDKKK/KKKDKKDDKDDDDDKKDK/KDKKKDD
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN881401618700534672871540/00/115/121/0D/K/KDKKD/KDDDKKDDDKKDK/KKK/DKDKKD
TURBOT 11241859541800161025188041260/02/353/334/2
3n|fth81951822501428513604290/03/016/170/1TKDDK/KDDKK/DDKDKK/DDKKKDKDDDKDKKDDDK/KDK
3n|PeSwaN34118926310125363099180/00/28/221/2XKDKDDKDDDKD/KDDDSDDKDKDKDDDDDDDDDKDD
3n|lrd6110311183012341735483470/00/011/161/1KXTDDDDDDDKK/KKDKKD/KKDDKDDDDKD
3n|593163866111278804102513940/03/235/552/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius66776930001451126300/01/25/70/0DDDKDDKDKDKDKKD
TURBOT jake16262138200318221460180/01/012/30/2KKK/KKKDK/DKKD/KDDKKK
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN10043551000862106901/00/13/41/0KKKKDDKDDD
TURBOT 1091822422600341353792181/02/320/141/2
3n|fth1424810710011244133500/03/17/40/1DDKDKK/DKKKDKKKKD
3n|PeSwaN304831000021187127900/00/12/71/0DDDK//KDKDDDD
3n|lrd464661310031361152100/10/05/91/0KDKDDD/DD/KK/KDDKDD
3n|73142193020063792413500/13/214/202/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius855167000211671215360/00/05/51/0D/KDKDKDKKD/K
TURBOT jake75416830021046125500/01/25/40/0KDK/DKDDKDK/KD
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN2520282001825142300/01/11/50/1DKK/DDDDDD
TURBOT 621121423500530383893360/02/311/141/1
3n|fth50264800021297117500/00/14/40/1K/DDK/DDKKDD
3n|PeSwaN503524100074169700/00/22/30/0KDDKDXD
3n|lrd20050126401218551166560/04/08/41/0KD/KKDKK/KKDKKTDKKK
3n|1001111818501438933038560/04/314/111/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius22538942000121684400/01/07/41/1DKXDKKKKDKKDKK
TURBOT jake120376510111090941710/01/15/21/1KDTKKDKKD/KD
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN1403575500198766200/00/05/32/1KDKD/KKKDKKD
TURBOT 1621102214801232932447710/02/117/94/3
3n|fth57474700007331093540/01/13/70/1KDDXKXKDDDDKD
3n|PeSwaN33183900235361241350/00/05/40/2/K/K/DTTDDDDKD
3n|lrd45385112002117895900/00/13/82/0DKDDDD/KKDDKDK/D
3n|451031227202524473293890/01/211/192/3

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Player Chats
3n|lrd [Warmup]: matsin piti alkaa 19.00
3n|lrd [Warmup]: onks vaikee olla ajallaa
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN [Warmup]: jakea odotellaan
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
3n|lrd [Warmup]: soz4ownage
3n|lrd [Warmup]: soz4ownage
3n|lrd [Warmup]: no jake vois vaikka tiskata silloku peli on ohi eikä silloku vaimo määrää
3n|lrd [Warmup]: no miten vittu jokane teistä voi olla pelissä ja peliä ei oo alotettu
TURBOT jake [Warmup]: mietitaa takuja
3n|PeSwaN [Warmup]: meillä ei oo sellasia
3n|PeSwaN [Countdown]: shoutout fanboi street
[11:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:31]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
3n|lrd [9:16]: :D:
[8:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[7:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:14]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:13]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:00]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:05]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:55
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
3n|lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
3n|lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
3n|lrd [6:31]: :D
[4:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:03]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
3n|lrd [3:48]: korjaa lagis
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN [3:38]: 4g
3n|lrd [3:23]: vittu sä warppaat
3n|lrd [0:52]: soz4ownage
3n|lrd [0:52]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:55)
3n|lrd [11:36]: :D
[8:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:35]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:25]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:04]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT Swanidius [7:44]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [7:44]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [7:44]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [7:43]: :D!
3n|fth [7:43]: :D
3n|PeSwaN [7:43]: :D
3n|PeSwaN [7:42]: :D
3n|PeSwaN [7:42]: :D
3n|lrd [7:34]: :D
3n|lrd [7:34]: :D
3n|lrd [7:34]: :D
3n|lrd [7:33]: :D
3n|lrd [7:33]: :D
[7:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
3n|lrd [7:06]: :D
3n|lrd [6:48]: kuole
[6:39]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:24]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:20]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:26]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:10]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
3n|lrd [1:40]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
3n|lrd [Intermission]: cccccccccccc
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:26]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
3n|PeSwaN [11:08]: :D
[11:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
3n|lrd [7:48]: :DDDDDDD
3n|PeSwaN [7:44]: xD
TURBOT Swanidius [6:32]: gg
3n|PeSwaN [6:32]: gg :D
[6:30]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:29 (original: 12:00)
3n|lrd [Intermission]: iha ok peli
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: Joo
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: olihase
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: aikamoista
3n|lrd [Warmup]: nyt ku lämmöt ohi ni alotetaa offi
3n|lrd [Warmup]: ootetaako tasaa et katsojat saapuu?
[11:12]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:29]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:29]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
3n|lrd [10:28]: :D
3n|lrd [10:26]: :D
3n|lrd [10:26]: :D
3n|lrd [10:26]: :D
[10:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:53]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
3n|lrd [8:44]: fth shit
3n|fth [8:42]: :D
TURBOT Swanidius [8:37]: :D!
[8:36]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:18]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:53]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:53]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:06
3n|lrd [Intermission]: gg
3n|lrd [Intermission]: vittu mitä taktiikoita
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[3:21]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
3n|lrd [3:15]: soz4ownage
3n|lrd [3:15]: soz4ownage
[3:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[3:10]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
3n|PeSwaN [2:32]: :D
3n|PeSwaN [2:32]: :D
3n|lrd [2:20]: :D
3n|PeSwaN [1:52]: :D
3n|PeSwaN [1:51]: :D
3n|PeSwaN [1:42]: viholisen paras pelaaja
3n|lrd [1:39]: tuntuu kyl et tiimi throwaa muutenki
3n|lrd [1:17]: soz4ownage
3n|lrd [1:16]: soz4ownage
3n|lrd [1:02]: :D
[0:48]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:48]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[0:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:39]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:06)

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