abSTURZ vs Real Gods of ET (3757 views)

pl h2o
de stownage
de Ava
de sPECULA
pl meehow
ch DabSter
be zPr
be mAus
be chry
gb R0SS
de Bl4d3
gb razz
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) 113 kills
Killing Spree king 6 frags without being killed
Accountant it's mAus 111% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! blade 35 gibs
...and stay dead! blade 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning zpR 89 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) 63 SPAM kills
Fragstealer blade 144 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! abSTURZ.h2o 281 damage per frag
What objective? zpR 700 XP
Red Shirt abSTURZ.Dab #beer 163 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? abSTURZ.Dab #beer 19 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore it's mAus 195 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE 10 team kills
Gingerbread man R0SS 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
zpR11170011210125021718605176243070/016/989/589/1616617456
blade814209511735143613034122695340/02/1073/5324/1713710456
R0SS695259112924343716576161319560/03/1268/5713/2418212249
it's mAus1106671089719102418881176561890/011/1489/488/1517518045
Drw745158311117161814000181325870/02/1175/6412/1616916257
king9651810410722122915756107266330/032/1219/5053/171529965
king893345593662142718161968529253832060/066/12413/50119/1716414056
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O)))))9552511311926093117664126285290/054/112/6463/1615610655
abSTURZ.meehow614758814314112417031174866280/05/1273/925/2419412158
abSTURZ.Ava shitping566565610012031911426176212690/00/1259/580/1320417647
abSTURZ.h2o816039311528032418580174486320/04/687/655/1820015248
abSTURZ.Dab #beer383956216321133014054170234870/02/1739/8924/26227104519
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE8160682101150101816695185045920/05/1080/557/2120418356
abSTURZ.6632604947411162291469545010071031370/070/10340/55104/2119814059
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
zpR1351712720501446913840480/01/324/123/2DKDKK/DK/KDDDDKKDKDKKK/KKKKK/DDKTKKXKKKKKDDKKKDDD
blade5701933000120000/00/116/143/6/KDDDDDK/K/KDDK/D/DDKD/KKDKDDK/K//KK//D/DKKKKDKDKDDD
R0SS91138313480212499232173120/01/423/165/3DK/KDKDKD/KK/KKDDKDKDK/TK/K/KDKK//DDDD/DKKK/KD/DXKDDTK/KDKKKDKKDKKKD
it's mAus136169261970054299379100/01/224/91/4DKKDDKKKK/KKDKKKDKDDDDK/DKK/KKK/DKK/XKKDKDKDKK
Drw801421721201833033461660/01/114/103/2KDKKKK/KK//DKK/DDDKK/KK/D/DKD/KTDDKKDDD
king859623279001037942509170/06/30/916/5DKKKD/DDK/D/KKD/KKKDKKDKDXKDDKK//D/K/KKK/KKDK/DKDDD
king9771614315431045121079168184430/010/14101/7031/22
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O)))))5686183260093021313400/010/20/187/5/KKKDDKKD/KDD/DDK/KKKDK///DDKKDD/DDK/DDKDDDXDKDKDXKD
abSTURZ.meehow3912316414007430746911210/01/213/292/5K/D/KDKDDDDDDKDDKK/DDKD/DD/DDKDKDDXDD/DK/DXDKDDDDDDDDKKKKKD
abSTURZ.Ava shitping451171124301521223998960/00/212/160/1K/DKDKDDDKDKDKD/KDDKD//DD/DTDDKDDKDK
abSTURZ.h2o1031422928110064434470100/01/128/140/7KDKKDKKK/D/KDDDKDKKDKDDDKKDKKKDDK/KD/KDDKDDXKKK/K/DKDKDKKK
abSTURZ.Dab #beer458615337036272039351630/00/28/1610/6DDDKDDKKDKDKDD//DKK/K/DDKXDKDKDDD/DDK/KKDTDKTDDDDTDD
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE6615414215023312644782060/02/112/112/6DKDDDDDKDDK///DTDKTDKKDKKKDDDKKKDKDKD
abSTURZ.5970810317936063619730249375860/014/1073/10421/30

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
zpR5410618334001368956581160/02/316/190/8DKKDKDKDDDDDKDKDDKKDDDDDKDDDDDDKKD/KDDKDDKKDKKDKDDD
blade6613122335034401050282640/00/517/208/4KK/DKTKDDKDK/TKD/KDDKDDKDKDKDDDDKDKTDKDDDDDKDKKKDDDKDDKKD/
R0SS299110344118324050321840/01/47/143/6KDDDDKDKDDDKDDDDKD/KD//DTD/DKDKSDKDDD/D//DK/D
it's mAus961782526410239534398720/05/417/133/7DKDXDDKKKDKDDKDDDDKDKKD/KKKDDXDKDSKKDKDKD/KDKKKDDKKKK
Drw50741734100129075177180/00/514/223/5KDDKDDXKDKDKDDDDDKDDDKDKDDD/KKDDDKKKDKDKDDDDDDKDDKDD
king831002024310627192215900/06/10/1214/4DKKD/DSDKKDKK/KKDKDDKKDXKK/KD/D/DKKKDD/DDKDKK
king6368011218421342220518275087440/014/2271/10031/34
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O)))))131153382990413618128132450/019/20/1221/3KD/DKDKK/K/DDK/KKT/KK/KKTKD/KK/KK/KDKKK/TDTKKK/K/KKDKKDKKDKDKDKDDKKX/KKD
abSTURZ.meehow116118353060110490734663090/02/126/162/8KDKDKKKXDKKK/DKD/K/KDDKXKKX/DKDT/KKKD/XKDKDKKKDKDKDK/D/XD/KK/KKDKDKKKKD
abSTURZ.Ava shitping77214172230093132336000/00/217/100/1/DKD/DDK/DD/DK/KDKK/K/KDKKKKD/KK/KDKDKD
abSTURZ.h2o1201802924100110519430482620/01/224/105/2DKDKKKDKKD/K/KKKKDDK//KKK/K//KDK/K/K/KDDTKKDKKKKKDKDDD
abSTURZ.Dab #beer40882049500154177413400/01/514/215/11DKKKKD//DKD/D/KDKDKD/KDK/D/DXK/DKX/DDDDDD/K/KDDX/DD/DDDDDKKDDDK/KDKX/KDDD
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE8615820236058391736971840/00/324/71/6DTD/KKK/D/TK/KKDD/KK/KK/TKDDKXKKDKDKDKDKDDKT/TDKD
abSTURZ.959111591773901165275082051810000/023/15105/7634/31
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
zpR1501009620011487116900/03/04/42/1DKKDKKDK/KKKXKDD
blade11164109800518911415940/00/27/23/0DDDKK/KK/K//KK/KKKD
R0SS16665159521319591006790/00/011/62/1KDKXKDK/KK/K/SDKKSKKTXKKDKXK
it's mAus21694136100120461762450/03/010/50/0/DKKKKDKKDKKKDKKKDK
Drw13372866130162012562080/00/07/54/0KKTKDKKDKSKDTDKDT
king1207112102000181810361290/07/40/55/1KDKDDDKKDKDDDKKKDKKKKD
king14946667462434101082176445550/013/639/2716/3
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O)))))7747793040100314551380/05/22/54/2DTTKDKDDKDKDDKDKDKTT
abSTURZ.meehow5038612000212261861540/01/15/60/3KDK/KDDDKDDK/DDDKD
abSTURZ.Ava shitping7541912000014872295360/00/39/60/5KXKKDDKDDKXDDKDDDKDKKDDX
abSTURZ.h2o1340215000113461720980/00/22/90/2/DDDDDDDKDDKDDDDD
abSTURZ.Dab #beer28474141001905149800/00/43/71/2/DDDDKDKDDDKDDDDDK
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE55475900101677199210/01/25/50/4KXDKDKKDDTKDDDDDX
abSTURZ.50260337140547644108213270/07/1426/385/18

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
zpR100751010401117571919710/02/08/81/1/KKKKDKDKDTKDKDDKDKDD
blade90531011900117471964180/00/110/70/2DKDKDKDKKDKKD/DDKKDDK
R0SS53307132005101612401400/00/12/31/4/DDKKDK/KK/KDKDD/D/D
it's mAus109631211200422451923360/01/310/31/2KKXKDK//DK/KDKKK/DDKDDKK
Drw2539312200115191977180/00/11/82/2DDDDDDDKDKDK/DD
king144741393013156010441740/04/00/310/4DKKTKDKKKDK/KKKXKK//KDDD
king8733455662202159844100674570/07/631/3215/15
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O)))))92521213301318861508920/04/00/69/4KDDKK/KKKDDDKDKDDKDTKK/DK/
abSTURZ.meehow8165911200017821462180/00/29/70/4KKDKXDDDKDDDDKXKDKDKKD
abSTURZ.Ava shitping856267102010191654470/00/18/30/2DDDDKKTKKDTKKDD
abSTURZ.h2o8047810100316851619540/00/18/20/2KDDKKDDKDKDDK/K/K/
abSTURZ.Dab #beer6442914300116341639910/00/24/105/1DDDDD/KKDKDKDKDDDDDKKKK
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE876078001120611962130/02/16/60/1KDTKDDDDKDKKKX/KXD
abSTURZ.823285163100481006798443150/06/735/3414/14
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
zpR1721703118600746322847540/06/324/71/1KK/KDKKKKK/KKK/KK//KDKK/KDKKK/KKKDKDDKDKDKKKKKDDD
blade94821718801927252175720/01/112/65/2/K/KD//K/T/DDKKDDK/KK/DKDKKKK/KKKDKD
R0SS7211218253006409637971660/01/116/151/3KKDKD/DDDDDDKDDK/KKDKK/K/DDKDK/K/KDKDKDDKKD
it's mAus10990232130083663314300/00/320/113/1KX/KKK/K/KK/KK/KK/KKDKDDKXDK/KDKDKDDKDDK/DKKDD
Drw12511925205014268933041160/01/025/110/5DKKK/DK/KKDKDKDK/KKK/DKKKKTDKDKKDDDDKDDKDKKKKD
king8310020244017340622662160/04/314/133/2KDT/KK/DKD/KKDDKK/KX/DD/DKKKDKKDDKKK/DKKDKDDDD
king10967313412629034121211175326240/013/11111/6313/14
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O)))))80901620400428412186540/07/20/139/1KDDKD/DDKK/DKKDKKDKKDDK//KDKKDDKDDKD
abSTURZ.meehow459115332102291134661260/01/313/241/3DDKDDD/DKDDKDDDDKKK/DDDKDDDDKDDKDDKSKDDDDKDKKKDD
abSTURZ.Ava shitping42142921400221833844900/00/39/150/2DDDKD/KDXDDKDD/DKKDDDKDDDDDDKKK
abSTURZ.h2o6012714235013329039561540/02/013/180/2DKDDKKDDDDKDDT/DKDDDKDK/DKDKK/KDDDKDKK
abSTURZ.Dab #beer24858333105257436471120/01/36/221/2DDDDD/K/DDDD/DDDDDDD/DDDDDKSKKDKD/DKKDKDD
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE8812323262004373341121300/00/221/182/2KKDDD/K/KDDD/DKKKDKD/KKDKDDKKDDKKKDDKDKDKDDKKDDKK
abSTURZ.576588515620212017532212116660/011/1362/11013/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
zpR121781714400323492191180/02/013/82/3KKDKKK/DKK/KDKDDDKDDKK/DKKKDKKD
blade130901713510526611687860/01/011/45/3/KKDDK/K/DKD/DKDKDKKKSKKKK/KKK
R0SS71891014200312731839750/00/29/31/7DD/KDDKDKKK/KDDDDXD/KDKKK
it's mAus6473914200426752639360/01/28/70/1DKDK//KDDKDKDD//DKDKDKK
Drw726913181014196229571610/00/414/80/2DDDDDK/DKK/KKDK//KKDKTKDKDDKDKDD
king12377161310032459165670/05/15/85/1D/KK/KD/DKKDKKDKKKKDDKDKKKDKD
king97476828615112213379129693830/09/960/3813/17
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O)))))13797221610022732153200/09/30/1013/1KK/KDKKDKDK/DKKKDKDKKDKDDKDKKKKKDDKDKD
abSTURZ.meehow434071600031898254000/00/37/100/1K/D/DDKXDD/DDDKDKDKDDKDK
abSTURZ.Ava shitping288041410031483247000/00/14/80/2DDK/DDDDK/DD/DKKDD
abSTURZ.h2o73671115101126312404640/00/012/120/3DKKDKKDKDK/TKDKXKKDDDDDDDKDD
abSTURZ.Dab #beer30476202002204421701210/00/14/132/4DDKKDKDDDD/DDDDKKDDDDK/DDD
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE92641314201221812263580/00/112/82/2KKD/DDD/KDKDTKKKKKKDKKDDDKDD
abSTURZ.6739563957021312969133792430/09/939/6117/13

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Player Chats
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [Warmup]: rdy?
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [Countdown]: hf
zpR [Countdown]: hf
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:42]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE [9:12]: pff
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE [9:10]: more packs
zpR [9:07]: more rape
[8:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:35]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:01]: mr.inet-ONLY disconnected
[0:49]: oxid/blade DH connected
[0:45]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 14:14
Drw [Warmup]: legodab
[13:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
blade [5:59]: :)
[4:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [2:56]: n1
[2:42]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
abSTURZ.Dab #beer [1:02]: ROFL
blade [1:00]: :D
blade [1:00]: :D
[0:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
king [0:34]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (14:14)
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE [Warmup]: daniel habt ihr gleich auch offi?
blade [Warmup]: 22 uhr ja
abSTURZ.sTOWNAGE [Warmup]: aso gut
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [Countdown]: hf
[14:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
abSTURZ.Ava shitping [14:30]: DANKE SPEC
[14:16]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:14]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:47]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:08]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[10:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
abSTURZ.meehow [9:24]: rape
[8:54]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:05
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [Warmup]: deja vu
[5:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[1:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [0:29]: gibbin at 30secs left :s
Drw [0:11]: gibbing on 15 sec left
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [0:06]: z;:D
R0SS [0:05]: :-)
zpR [0:03]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:05)
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [Countdown]: hf
zpR [Countdown]: hfhf
[13:29]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:28]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [13:20]: .^^
[10:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [10:13]: lol
[10:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:07]: The side door has been destroyed!
[9:49]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[9:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [9:16]: 1hp,..
[7:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[7:23]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[6:32]: The Truck has been repaired!
[6:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:17]: Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed.
zpR [5:39]: wtf
[5:10]: Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed.
[3:42]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:17
[9:32]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:31]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[9:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:29]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[8:32]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:29]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[8:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:23]: The side door has been destroyed!
[8:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:54]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[7:33]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[7:22]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:03]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[6:02]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[5:52]: The Truck has been repaired!
zpR [5:45]: xd
[5:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
R0SS [4:53]: :-)
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [4:22]: lol
abSTURZ.sPECULA:O))))) [3:52]: ggwp lads!
zpR [3:50]: gg
[3:50]: Allied team has escaped
R0SS [3:50]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:27 (original: 11:17)
zpR [Intermission]: wp
abSTURZ.Dab #beer [Intermission]: gg
R0SS [Intermission]: radar?
[Intermission]: DEUTSCHLAND Bl4d3 disconnected

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