turbot vs cat in a hat (2929 views)

fi OldenSan
fi Tiigeri
fi lettu
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi Lepari
fi kolibri
de Oksii
fi smak
fi tOMBA
nl woott
de Valar


The ETernity Cup: 6on6 - Groupstage
Group B
Matchweek 2

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Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth CIAH Oksii 105 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT Swanidius 7 frags without being killed
Accountant CIAH Oksii 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT lettu:E 35 gibs
...and stay dead! TORTUT olden 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning CIAH tOMBA 94 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT tigerboi 56 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT tigerboi 149 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT Swanidius 199 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT lettu:E 626 XP
Red Shirt TURBOT tigerboi 127 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT jake 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT lettu:E 179 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut CIAH Oksii 4 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT tigerboi 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
CIAH Oksii107625105989041717661150855570/011/784/5714/1916815466
CIAH klbriiii77473759717011713272115514841/018/613/6237/1217711957
CIAH Valar795138510521221914231164525880/14/976/557/1916715466
CIAH tOMBA8959310311529142719549157926570/05/1094/678/1119013655
CIAH wtt523476111523232710474122388000/02/549/669/18172105510
CIAH smak72508719821021612481152723720/14/1063/606/1017615648
CIAH 793059500628120516123876688639034581/144/10379/6081/1017513757
TURBOT jake674597210816022411380123511670/05/857/543/21158114713
TURBOT Swanidius76598769927132014820144142421/03/864/5610/1319514475
TURBOT lettu:E100626999935041817197174853181/08/792/682/617417745
TORTUT olden744978411133312215577141705140/04/1167/6214/1618512456
TURBOT tigerboi743769412731042812961131676380/029/911/8256/14138104510
TURBOT Lagpari80612769423142214455160813620/14/774/552/919016939
TU783168501638165518134863908766822412/153/7365/5587/917313958
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CIAH Oksii16112721131014304919231820/04/215/63/1KKKDKKK/K/KKKD/KKDK/KDDDKKKDTKDKKKD
CIAH klbriiii84721113200419161581120/01/07/93/0/DKDKK/D/KDKKKDD/DDKKKKXD
CIAH Valar1001151414200628582245360/01/113/60/2KDKK/D//DKKKKKDK/KDKDX/K/KDKD
CIAH tOMBA891221719601838122286400/01/117/90/1DDKDKD/KD/KK/KK/KDKK/KK/KKD/D/KDKKDTD
CIAH wtt785411144008178710772140/00/08/61/0K/K/K/DK/K/KD/DK/KKD/KKDD
CIAH smak81901316500328752482180/01/111/121/0DD/KDKKKK/DDDKDKDDK/KKDKKDDKD
CIAH 99580878920023316297115945020/08/571/488/4
TURBOT jake384871810041253225300/02/35/100/2KXDD//DDDDDDDK/KD/KKDDKDDK
TURBOT Swanidius5683916401217042371240/00/29/110/1DKTKDK/DKDDD/KDDDDKDKDKDKD
TURBOT lettu:E76901013300125393037180/02/18/110/0KDDDDKDKKKDDDKK/DDDDKKK
TORTUT olden62581016400318722779720/00/110/100/2K/DD/DDKDDKDK/KDKKKDKDDDDK
TURBOT tigerboi39539233013138527102390/00/06/184/1DKKDDKDD/DDKDTKDDDD/K/DDDKDKDKDDD
TURBOT Lagpari681141116200228413147360/01/110/110/2DKKD/KDXKDDDDDKKKDD/KKDDDKKD
TU574465610217021511594162973890/05/848/714/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CIAH Oksii1008117170013253528361470/02/015/131/2DKKXDKDKD/DDKKDDKDKKDDK/DKDK/KDKKKKT
CIAH klbriiii6886111640002787273000/03/26/132/1KDDKKKDDKKDDDDKDDKDDKDDDKKD
CIAH Valar927613143013207326881290/11/011/92/2KDK/KKXTKDK/KDKKDD/DKDDKDDDKK
CIAH tOMBA54841222102325312461350/00/013/181/1/KTTDK/D/DKDKDKDDDDDKXKDDDKDKDKDDDKKD
CIAH wtt4365716201518242687530/00/08/120/2DXKDTKX//DDDDKD/KDDKDKD/K/X
CIAH smak1101111110501216812310370/00/012/60/1/DDKKDDKKDKDKKTDK/KDKK
CIAH 78503719515061613431157124010/16/265/716/9
TURBOT jake116106141220052482188600/00/212/50/0//KKDDK//KDKKKKKKKDDKDKK/D
TURBOT Swanidius8095121520033081238201/00/011/120/0/DKKDDKKK/KDKDKK/DDKKDDDKDD
TURBOT lettu:E1421092014800334042634180/00/020/100/1K/DKKDDKDKKKKDKDKKDK/KK/KKKDDKKDKD
TORTUT olden54811222400625942096180/00/310/132/1KDKKDDDKDD/DD/KD//KDDKKX/KK/DKKDDDD
TURBOT tigerboi424692120041820211000/01/03/155/2DKDKKDD/D/D/DDKK/KDDDKDDKDDKDD
TURBOT Lagpari1001211212001423312323830/01/112/70/0/DD/KKKDKDKDKKDTKK//KKDKD
TU89558799618012515712134311191/02/668/627/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CIAH Oksii811712227300442414602720/02/117/163/6DDK/KDKKDDK/KKDK/DKDDDKKKDDKDDKDDDDD/KKKDKDKDKKKD
CIAH klbriiii661041827500630262883880/07/20/178/2//KDDDKKKDK/DKDD/DK/KK/DDKDKDDDDDDDKDKDKKKKDK
CIAH Valar6010620339212339151691890/01/317/163/8DKDKDDKDSDDDDK/KDDKSDKDKK/DDDKDKDKDTDDDKDDDKDDKDKKKDKKD
CIAH tOMBA6511321327004414552681470/02/517/202/4DDDKDKKKDDK/DDKKDD/KDK/KDDDKKXKDKDKDDXKDKDKDD/KDDDDKKXDD
CIAH wtt429514334025234734361520/02/312/182/6/DDDDDKKDD/DK/DDK//KDKTDDDKDDDKDDDDDDDDKDDTDKKKKK
CIAH smak621002032200631994536960/01/317/172/5DKDKDDKDKKDKDKKK//DDK/K/D/KKKDD/DDKDDDDDDDDKKKDDKDKD
CIAH 6368911518430232720349258947440/015/1780/10420/31
TURBOT jake821052429502637502791950/02/217/141/7/K/KDKKKDDKKKKDKDTD/KDDKKDDKDDD/DDKDKDKKKK/KKDD/KDDKTDD
TURBOT Swanidius138193251870164269315140/01/324/71/2/K/KDTKKDD/KDKDKKKKKDDKK/DK/DKKKKKKKDKK/KDDK
TURBOT lettu:E10817726241102543564450770/03/325/130/3DKKDDTDKKKK/DDKXDKKKDKK/DDDTKKDKKK/KK/DKKDKKK/DKDDDKD
TORTUT olden6612220307216508031781700/00/317/174/3KSKSKDKD/D/DK/DXDKDKD/KKDDXDKK/KDDKDDKKTK/KKDDDKDKDDD
TURBOT tigerboi1121133733110111433230971110/014/60/1623/4KK/KD/KKKXKX/K/KDDDDK/DK/KDDKDDKKKKK/KKDKDKKK/KXKKTDKK/KKKXKDK/KD/DKDDDXKDDD
TURBOT Lagpari10917124221102541073682670/01/223/152/1/K/DDDDKDKKDKDTDKKDDK/KK/KKDKTKXKDKKDKKDKK/KKKDDD
TU10388115615652293925894203495240/021/19106/8231/20

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CIAH Oksii116931412201124991904350/02/113/50/6DKDKKDDKKDDKDDKK/KXKTKKKDKDD
CIAH klbriiii150842114500426541309740/04/10/614/3D/KKKDKKKDKD/KKKDKDKKKK/DKKDKDK/KKD
CIAH Valar12011018153001249420771080/00/317/91/2KKKKK/DDKDDDDDKKDKDDKKKKKKKDDKKDD
CIAH tOMBA16410623147114408812792350/00/120/64/3KKKK/KK/KKDKKKKSKKK/DKDKDT/KXDKDDKDKKKD
CIAH wtt725816226007220517592160/00/110/94/5DDKD/KDKKK/KKDKD//DDDKKD/KK/KDK/KDDDKD
CIAH smak5382713300414491767940/01/05/81/1D/KDKKDK/DD/DK/KKDDD
CIAH 113533999026122115389100957620/07/765/4324/20
TURBOT jake337482410041300234100/00/18/120/6DDKDKDDDDD/KKDD/DD/D/DDDDDKKDKDK
TURBOT Swanidius356072040121318277230/01/04/93/8DDKD/DDDKDDDDKDKKDDKDK/DDTDD
TURBOT lettu:E78841823201523893159400/02/116/161/0DDTKDDK/KDKDDK/DKK/KDKK/DDKDKDDKDKDKK/KDKD
TORTUT olden726613187005204022371120/02/17/74/4KKDDDDK/DKDDK/KKK/DD/DDKK/KDDKK
TURBOT tigerboi705914204005180720751020/02/10/1412/2K/XDKKDD//KDKKDKDDDDKD/DDDKKKXK/KDKD
TURBOT Lagpari42498195004124128051090/00/38/70/4DK/KDKDDDD/KDKKK/D/DDDDDDDK
TU553926812423022510095153893660/07/743/6520/24
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CIAH Oksii126951915201533671485850/00/114/66/3/T/KKDDKK/DKK/KDKDDKK/KDDKKKKKKDKKD
CIAH klbriiii69729131012161914662171/01/10/77/3KDKKKTKK/KD/DDDKDDDDDDK
CIAH Valar92561314300413721811900/01/012/60/4KKDKK/DK/DKKDDKKK/KD/DDKDKD
CIAH tOMBA937314152007268521011640/01/312/51/0DKDKK/DKDK/K/K//K/KK/KDKKKDDD
CIAH wtt69459135202125613391470/00/17/82/2KKS/XKDKKSKDDKDDK/DDDKXD
CIAH smak66491015201016222359550/00/411/90/3KKXKDDDKDDDDDDKDKDDKKDKDTKD
CIAH 86390748515232011921105617581/03/1056/4116/15
TURBOT jake84831113500212871586540/01/09/71/3DDDDDKDKDDKKDDK/KDKKKK/K
TURBOT Swanidius56679164103180619711930/00/25/104/0KDD/KDKKDK/DDKKDDDK/DSKDD
TURBOT lettu:E6367711500015361748760/00/06/101/1DDKDKDDDDDKKDKDDKK
TORTUT olden85811214810020752350880/01/29/82/4DDDDDDKXKDKKKKKSKKKDKDKDDDD
TURBOT tigerboi100671414601019211677610/09/00/106/5KDKDKKXDDDKKKTDKKDDDKDDKKKDDKD
TURBOT Lagpari66561015111219362589670/10/011/100/2DDKTKDKDKK/KDDDDDKKDDS/DKKD
TU7642163832932710561119215390/111/440/5514/15

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CIAH Oksii85581214100019702335360/01/210/111/1DDKDKKKDKKDDDKKDKDKDDKDKDD
CIAH klbriiii3555514000112701582930/02/00/103/3DDDD/DKDDDDDKDKKKDD
CIAH Valar4650715100320432462360/00/26/91/1DD/DKDDKK/DD/KDKKDKDDD
CIAH tOMBA123951613600122882397360/01/015/90/2KKDKDKKDDKKKKKDK/DKKDDKDDKDKD
CIAH wtt2330417200010551940180/00/04/130/3KDDDDDDDDDDKKDDDDDDKD
CIAH smak83761012400116551818720/11/27/82/0KDDDDKDKKK/DKKKKDDKDDD
CIAH 6636454851400610281125342910/15/642/607/10
TURBOT jake6643812200313081494180/00/06/61/3DK/DK/D/DDKDKKDKDKDK
TURBOT Swanidius1001001414600426421767180/01/111/72/2///KKDKDDKDD/KDKKDKDKKKDKDKK
TURBOT lettu:E128991814601429732457891/01/217/80/1KDKKKXDDKDKKDTK/KDKKDK/KDKKK/DKKD/
TORTUT olden154891711300219161530540/01/114/72/2KDK/KKKDKKXDKKKDKKKDDKDKKKDD/
TURBOT tigerboi683811165015169614981250/03/22/96/0K/KK/T/KKKDKKD/DDDDDDD/KDKKD
TURBOT Lagpari110101111040051999153500/01/010/50/0DD/KKDK/K/K/DDKKK/KKK
TU104470797726022312534102813041/07/660/4211/8

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Player Chats
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: so ur map is?
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: cmon now
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: rup
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: ofc them dirtybommers crying
CIAH tOMBA [Warmup]: supply
CIAH tOMBA [Warmup]: meiän
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: homemap
TURBOT lettu:E [Warmup]: meiänpä
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: kalle perkele NYT
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
CIAH smak [Countdown]: hf
CIAH wtt [Countdown]: gl
CIAH Valar [Countdown]: hfhf
CIAH klbriiii [11:58]: JEEE
[11:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:02]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:41]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:39]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:45]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:04]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[6:45]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[2:02]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:57
CIAH smak [Intermission]: perkele ku ei ollu tarpeeks nopeet jalat
CIAH smak [Intermission]: lepari ois kerenny
TURBOT Lagpari [Intermission]: 2009
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[9:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:45]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:39]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[7:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:21]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[7:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:35]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[0:07]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:50 (original: 9:57)
CIAH klbriiii [Intermission]: OK thats gg
TORTUT olden [Intermission]: :D
CIAH Oksii [Warmup]: imposter
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: i hope swani didnt give u that cfg
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: i did
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: he has some bad history
TURBOT Lagpari [Warmup]: :D
CIAH Oksii [Warmup]: :D
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: XD
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: he has 10 fps when explosion comes
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: good
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: make it BOOM
CIAH Oksii [Warmup]: still heartbroken taht lepari could betray me this hard though
CIAH tOMBA [Warmup]: cool guys don't look at explosions
CIAH klbriiii [Warmup]: <3
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: rup
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: u said ready so rup
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
CIAH smak [Countdown]: hf
CIAH wtt [Countdown]: gl
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:40]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:13]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:00]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:47]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:38]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 14:22
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[14:03]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
CIAH wtt [11:29]: -scores
CIAH wtt [11:27]: oops
[11:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:37]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
CIAH wtt [9:31]: XD
CIAH wtt [9:25]: u sad fuck
[9:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
CIAH klbriiii [8:10]: ime munaa
TURBOT Swanidius [7:14]: XdDDDDDDDDD
[6:47]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:44]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:30]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT Swanidius [5:59]: xddDDD
CIAH wtt [5:56]: ±D
[5:26]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:55 (original: 14:22)
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: u excited about sitting on tank vokki=
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: ?
TURBOT jake [Warmup]: always
TURBOT jake [Countdown]: easy tank hold
CIAH wtt [Countdown]: ez katka
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:59]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:53]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:34]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:39]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:55]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[10:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:15]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT Swanidius [8:50]: XD
[7:36]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:23
CIAH klbriiii [Intermission]: noin
TURBOT Lagpari [Intermission]: kaunis lopetus
CIAH klbriiii [Intermission]: xD
CIAH klbriiii [Intermission]: afkasin sun vieressä
TURBOT jake [Intermission]: ei kukaa kerenny naha
TURBOT Lagpari [Warmup]: :D
TURBOT Lagpari [Warmup]: vähän on aistit kohmeessa
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: i want lettu his guid pls
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: cause that aint real lettu
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: there is some wanker on lettu his stream pretending to be him
CIAH Oksii [Warmup]: not me this time
CIAH Oksii [Warmup]: i swear
TURBOT lettu:E [Warmup]: gotta find killerboy
TURBOT lettu:E [Warmup]: get him on the case
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: Finnish streamer, who mainly plays competitive FPS games
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: no name
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: no nothing
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: FAKE
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
CIAH wtt [Warmup]: rup noobs
[7:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
TURBOT Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius [4:30]: :D!
[4:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:11]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:23]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[1:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
CIAH klbriiii [Intermission]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:23)
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: gg
CIAH smak [Intermission]: ggs
CIAH Valar [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: CIAH Valar disconnected
[Intermission]: CIAH wtt disconnected
[Intermission]: CIAH tOMBA disconnected
CIAH klbriiii [Intermission]: ninja ja lepari puukolla
TORTUT olden [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: CIAH Oksii disconnected
CIAH klbriiii [Warmup]: ois huonomminki voinu mennä

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