turbot vs analrape (2968 views)

fi OldenSan
fi Tiigeri
fi lettu
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi crew
be aNGER
nl base
be ChilAx
be eron
nl kApot
nl xtrm


The ETernity Cup: 3on3 - Groupstage
Group B
Matchweek 5

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Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT lettuw0w 103 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT lettuw0w 20 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT Swanidius 129% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ChilAxisAR 35 gibs
...and stay dead! ChilAxisAR 51% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT lettuw0w 95 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! aNGERisAR 52 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT lettuw0w 155 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ^VbaseisAR 243 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT Swanidius 699 XP
Red Shirt norEEEEisAR 118 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ^VbaseisAR 18 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT lettuw0w 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TURBOT tigerboi 9 team kills
Gingerbread man ^VbaseisAR 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ChilAxisAR69558689935011411690156503900/06/762/611/1717215849
kApotisAR764697810217032414828152524330/09/668/664/919015048
xtrmisAR3932944111913218085165473130/03/938/606/20184148415
norEEEEisAR724758611833131614193129145830/00/763/8122/1316510989
^VbaseisAR645016910826023114677147546480/07/649/6115/7213137518
aNGERisAR92403909827022215855101221820/038/81/6452/817610347
isAR682735435636147214128793288523925490/063/8281/64100/8183134511
TURBOT lettuw0w1276141038028131615194143662000/06/695/505/9148177206
TURBOT ILE84560688125071712311142587901/07/1158/349/2118117676
TURBOT Swanidius128699102792511916975119242850/16/874/5518/16166149208
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN815808310228141715145135063270/03/1778/536/1618213158
TURBOT tigerboi73386669126091811878987512300/018/1220/4430/2118010946
TURBOT raspberry795438410617132413736153993630/03/976/538/1916414447
TURBOT 933382506539149427101852397932831951/043/9401/5376/19170148107
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ChilAxisAR88911517110042635269300/02/213/70/5DKDDKKKKDKK/DXDKDDK/KKDK/KDKK/DDD
kApotisAR1118320185005307123681120/02/216/112/2DKKDKKKK/DDKKDKKKK/DDKDXK/K/KXKKD/KKDDDD
xtrmisAR646811172027203625462060/01/210/62/2/K/D/DKDKDKDK/DDKK/TKK/TDK/KDD
norEEEEisAR9594192012014302322721160/00/310/116/2DKKK/KK/DKKDDDKD/DK/DTKKKKDKDDDKKDKKDDKD
^VbaseisAR1109321198016385120102030/01/212/109/1KDKK/DKDK/KK/DKK/KKKKK/TDKKKDD/KDDKDDDKKD
aNGERisAR120106242070044215220500/013/10/1410/2D/KKDDKKDKKDK/KDKKK/KKKDKDDKKDDKKXK/DKDKDKKDD
isAR9853511011145043018831140946370/019/1261/5929/14
TURBOT lettuw0w1151032219310128943193180/01/321/120/2KDKKDKDKDKDKDDKDKK/DKDDDKKKDSKDDKKKKDKKDK
TURBOT ILE36628227021159937532271/01/47/121/5DDDDKDDDDDDKDDDDK/KDKDKDDDKKDTDT
TURBOT Swanidius931091516510128252126360/11/38/86/6DKDDKDKXXDDKDDKKDDKDK/KDDKDKKSXKKXK
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN42941126600528403826540/02/68/101/3D//DKD/KKDDD/KDD/KDKDDDDDDDDKDKDKDKKD
TURBOT tigerboi4067922501419032301600/07/10/103/6KDKDK/DT/DDK/KD/KDDKDKDDDDDDKDDD
TURBOT raspberry66881624011520333632710/01/316/100/4KKDDDD/TDK/KKDK/DDKDDKDDDKKDK/D/KDDKDKDKKS
TURBOT 655238112926341714094188314661/113/2060/6211/26

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ChilAxisAR776714184002170228401520/00/313/91/3DDKDK/DDKKDD/DKDKDKDKKKDKKDDKDKD
kApotisAR82681417400320162575940/02/212/100/2KDKDDK/DKKDKDKDDKDK/DDD/KDKDKKK
xtrmisAR276551830001195275800/00/24/101/7DXDDDDDDDKDDKDDDDXDKKDDDK
norEEEEisAR588610176013229217852940/00/08/133/1D/TDDDK/KKKDK/DDKDDDDKDXKDKKD
^VbaseisAR64671117501720012218910/01/29/62/0//DKD///KKDK/KDDDKDDKDK/TKDKK
aNGERisAR7661131750142420160550/03/20/1011/0KDK/KK/KDKK/DKDDDDDD/KKTDKKDKDD
isAR644146710427031911626137816360/06/1146/5818/13
TURBOT lettuw0w68831116200421992109360/00/010/81/4KD/KKDKDDKKD/DK//KDKDKDDKDD
TURBOT ILE116921412301522931917710/03/111/51/1KK/KKKDDKK/K/K/TKKDK/DKKDDD
TURBOT Swanidius105801918600327812213400/02/110/132/4X/DKDDKDKDKDDKKK/KXDKKKDKKKKDK/DDXKKKDDD
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN118821916802626231640610/00/118/53/4KKTDKDDD/KD/K//KKK/KK/KKDDKKKTDKDKKKD
TURBOT tigerboi70471217600820871626650/05/00/66/3D/KKDKDK/K/DK/D/KDK/KDDK/KK/D
TURBOT raspberry62861016400217982121400/00/210/100/2/KKDK/DDDDKKKKDKKDDDKDDDDD
TURBOT 90470859529032813781116263130/010/559/4713/18
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ChilAxisAR5017314286005274045571040/02/112/200/2KKDDKDDDDK/KD/DDKDK/DDDDDDDDK/KDDDK/KKKDKD
kApotisAR461091430200437964948950/01/013/240/1DDDDKDK/D//DDDDKDDKDDKDKDDDKDKDDDKDKDKDKKDK/
xtrmisAR1863737000815345463180/00/17/240/3/D/D/KDK/KDDDDDDDDD/DD/DDKKDDDDDDDDDDK/D/KDD
norEEEEisAR429216381005281739481030/00/215/261/4DKKDDD/KK/KDDDDKDDD/DDDDDKKD/DDDDDKKDDKDDDKK/DKKDDDDDK
^VbaseisAR20105629100828184939540/02/04/200/0/DDD/DDDDDDDD/D/D/KD/DK//DDKKDDKDDK
aNGERisAR6078152550072936262400/05/00/1610/2KDKK/KDDKKK/K/DDD//KD/DKDKDDDDKDKDKDKD/D
isAR396207218715003716641264793740/010/451/13011/12
TURBOT lettuw0w2902012910502237302582190/02/128/71/0DKDKKKKK/KKDKKKKKKKKKTKTKKKKKKKKKKDDD/DKD
TURBOT ILE8520012147015309632001440/00/112/51/4XD//K/DKKDKKKKTKDDKDDD/KK/KD
TURBOT Swanidius425263348600160152676660/01/129/64/0/KKKKDDKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKDDXKKKKKDKDDKKKK
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN1122072724600250072658540/00/127/190/3KDKDDKKK/KDKDDD/KKDKKKXDDDDDKKKKKDKKKDDKKKKDKKDDDKDD
TURBOT tigerboi11212618167025330417983090/00/414/71/2TDKKDKK/D/DDKDKXXKKKD/KDKT/KKK/KDKKDDK
TURBOT raspberry10716430289001353273727980/01/223/106/3K/KK/D/KDDD/K/KKK//KKKDDKK/KK/DKDKDKDKKDK/KK/KKDKDK//KDKKD
TURBOT 189116115010040052826479166416900/04/10133/5413/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ChilAxisAR91911112500214351797540/02/19/70/2DKDKDKKKDKKD/KK/DKDDKDD
kApotisAR100681616301724821666670/02/013/72/2T/KDKKKK/KKD/K///KD/KKDKDKDKDKKDD
xtrmisAR5651916300314942418180/01/38/80/2DDDK/KKDDKKDD/KK/DDKKDDDD
norEEEEisAR88731517501227161759530/00/113/143/1KTKXKKDKKDDKDDKDKDKDKDDKK/DDDD/KDK
^VbaseisAR60969155006220718961520/02/07/60/3/K/D//DD/KD/KDDKKKDDKKKD
aNGERisAR85471214400421541343720/05/11/96/1KKXK/K/DKDKDD//DKDKDKKKKDDD
isAR80426729025022412488108794160/012/651/5111/11
TURBOT lettuw0w93711415801423642648150/03/212/80/1KDDDKD/D/KKK/KK/KDDKDTKDKDKKKD
TURBOT ILE54676111022167719272360/01/16/61/2TDDK/TDDKDDD/KKDKDK
TURBOT Swanidius4682715200216631788180/00/26/111/1DDDDDDD/KDD/KDKKDXDKKDK
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN81731316100318122102340/01/311/81/2DDKDKKD/DKKKD/DKDKKDD/KDDKDKK
TURBOT tigerboi73511115200013511819870/02/43/86/5XKDKKDDKDXDDKDKDKDDKDKDKKDDD
TURBOT raspberry125871512300120122204980/00/113/102/0KDKDKDKKK/KDKDDDKKDKKKDKDDK
TURBOT 79431668417031210879124884880/07/1351/5111/11
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ChilAxisAR2762311300014601627580/00/03/90/2DDDDDKKDDDKDDD
kApotisAR6690812002119802063110/02/28/80/1DTDDDKDKKTKDDKKKD/DDKD
xtrmisAR543861100027091492540/01/14/51/3/DD/DKDDDKDDKKKKD
norEEEEisAR13390161260012104137800/00/110/86/2/KDKDDKKKKKKKKDDKDDDDKKDKKDK
^VbaseisAR145741611600324461739760/01/112/53/2KKK/KK/KKDKDDKKKDKDKDK/KDDK
aNGERisAR15065151030002189116400/07/40/68/2KXDDKKDKDKXKDKKKKDKKDKDKDKD
isAR964196467180271088894631990/011/937/4118/12
TURBOT lettuw0w1601021610600220982203940/00/014/92/1KDKKXKKKKKKKKDKKD/D/DDKDKDKX
TURBOT ILE100641414400318381949630/01/39/34/5DKKDKDKKD/D/KDDDKKKKK/DKDKDK
TURBOT Swanidius7562912201013621492350/02/07/91/4KDKKKDDDDDDXDKDDKKDKKTD
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN664769102012541803340/00/38/60/3KXTDDXDDDKDTDKKXKDKD
TURBOT tigerboi90609104040147311754260/04/30/59/3KTKDKKDTDDDDKKKKDTTDKXDD
TURBOT raspberry4059615101114382266510/01/16/80/6DKDDDDDDKDDD/KXTDKDDKKD
TURBOT 893946070180869463108887030/08/1044/4016/22

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ChilAxisAR84741113601117182136220/00/012/90/3DKDKDKKDDKKKKDK/DTDKDDDKD
kApotisAR665169300414831632540/00/06/60/1DKKD/KD/XK/XD/KKD
xtrmisAR5044612111111171870170/00/05/72/3DDKDKDKKKD/DDKDDTDS
norEEEEisAR71401014310112411772170/00/07/93/3DKKDDDKDKSKKKDKD/DDDKKDD
^VbaseisAR3566617100113541952720/00/15/141/1DKDDDDDKDK/DDDDDKDDKKDD
aNGERisAR914611123013194111811050/05/00/97/1DKKDKKKDKKKDTK//DD/KXKDDD
isAR6632150771723118854105432870/05/135/5413/12
TURBOT lettuw0w110541110400319091631180/00/010/61/1K/KDKDDKK/KDDK/KKDKDK
TURBOT ILE17575148301118081512490/01/113/31/4KDKKKX/DKDDKKKKKKKKDDKDT
TURBOT Swanidius1801031810400223291629900/00/114/84/1KXDKKKDKDKDDKDKDKDKK/KKK/KKKKX
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN6377711610116091477900/00/36/51/1KKDKDDKDKDDDKKDD/S
TURBOT tigerboi63357112021176011562830/00/03/85/2KDDKDKDTKDD/KDDDTKDK
TURBOT raspberry635971100121128144950/00/08/50/4/TKDKDDDDD/DKKKKXDDK
TURBOT 10940364611914101054388545350/01/554/3512/13

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Player Chats
norEEEEisAR [Warmup]: swaffele
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: zwolle
aNGERisAR [Warmup]: puistekop
kApotisAR [Warmup]: 038 represent niffo
kApotisAR [Warmup]: are you in the netherlands aswell?
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: yes
xtrmisAR [Warmup]: learning some dutch?
norEEEEisAR [Warmup]: keel smere
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: need to
xtrmisAR [Warmup]: kapot is great teacher
TURBOT ILE [Warmup]: din moeder bent een varken
norEEEEisAR [Warmup]: almost
norEEEEisAR [Warmup]: Swani & ile, f3
xtrmisAR [Warmup]: haista paska vittu huora kusipaa
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT ILE [Warmup]: :D
[13:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:06]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[8:32]: The Allied Truck is in position!
TURBOT tigerboi [7:03]: LOL
[6:09]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:09]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:55]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:38]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:21
norEEEEisAR [Intermission]: wp
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[10:04]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:55]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:15]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:15]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:06]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:55]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:54]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:40]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT Swanidius [1:16]: gg
[0:57]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:23 (original: 10:21)
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
norEEEEisAR [Countdown]: hf
kApotisAR [Countdown]: Nu gaan we pompen
kApotisAR [Countdown]: $h0wt1m3
[12:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:00]: The side door has been destroyed!
[11:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:48]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[11:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:58]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[1:57]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[1:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:24]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[1:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: gg
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
norEEEEisAR [Warmup]: rup
[13:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:53]: The side door has been destroyed!
[12:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:44]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:33]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[12:00]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[11:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:33]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[9:32]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[9:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:03]: The Truck has been repaired!
kApotisAR [8:04]: wp boys
norEEEEisAR [7:44]: gg
[7:33]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:26 (original: 15:00)
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
kApotisAR [Warmup]: rup
kApotisAR [Warmup]: ik word hier zo moe van he
norEEEEisAR [Warmup]: go lettu
xtrmisAR [Warmup]: lettuce
TURBOT lettuw0w [Countdown]: hf
[14:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:52]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[9:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
kApotisAR [8:39]: gg
[8:36]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:23
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[6:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:58]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:33]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:32]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
aNGERisAR [2:59]: TROLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEED :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kApotisAR [2:55]: $h0wt1m3
[2:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
TURBOT Swanidius [2:39]: Oops I'm not
[2:30]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
ChilAxisAR [0:03]: GGS
kApotisAR [0:02]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:23)
TURBOT Swanidius [Intermission]: gG
aNGERisAR [Intermission]: WP
[Intermission]: kApotisAR disconnected
TURBOT raspberry [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: xtrmisAR disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT lettuw0w disconnected
[Intermission]: norEEEEisAR disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT ILE disconnected
[Intermission]: aNGERisAR disconnected
[Intermission]: ChilAxisAR disconnected
[Intermission]: baseisAR disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.