Think Calmly vs turbot (2667 views)

fi hazz
si seareal
de shady
fi rsp
fi OldenSan
fi Swanidius
fi lettu


The ETernity Cup: 3on3
Play offs
LB - Round 2

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Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT Swanidius apEX 66 kills
Killing Spree ^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN 7 frags without being killed
Accountant ^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT BOT 19 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT BOT 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT Swanidius apEX 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT Swanidius apEX 140 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! U'o'U raspberry 275 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT Swanidius apEX 444 XP
Red Shirt U'o'U hazz 83 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? U'o'U raspberry 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT BOT 173 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut U'o'U hazz 3 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT Swanidius apEX 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN1124286455122114956284091370/04/061/370/314914876
TURBOT Swanidius apEX106444666219002290887964540/05/150/3611/313812867
TURBOT BOT7934845571900111007298361040/02/243/440/122417337
TURBOT 99122017517450214728722262092950/011/2154/4411/117015057
U'o'U seareal9720333348011574855481020/00/032/322/217416346
U'o'U raspberry472882962100110749695601690/01/629/460/325815429
U'o'U hazz51389438351315894994372760/01/541/614/420811227
U'o'U 5888010517923152622193245455470/02/5102/616/421314337
(x_X)751202128401640164177370/01/019/192/319114955
751202128401640164177370/01/019/192/319114955
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN1331262015420430672446440/02/018/100/0DK/KKKKKKKDK/KD/KKKDDDKKDK/KKDKSSDKD
TURBOT Swanidius apEX1311252116700628492244360/03/015/93/1/KKD/KKKKKDDDDD/DKKDKKKKKK/KK/KK/KDKD
TURBOT BOT1161232118700635763050860/02/019/110/1KKDK/KKK/KK/KDKKKDDKK/KDKDKK/KDK/KDDDDD
TURBOT 1273746249182016949277401660/07/052/303/2
U'o'U seareal841011619500032413448540/00/014/192/1DDDDDDKDDDKKKKXKDKKDKKDDDKDDDDKDKKKK
U'o'U raspberry25100520100217112844780/00/35/160/0/DDDDDXDDKDKDKDDDDDDD/DKKD
U'o'U hazz421381126212127883200520/00/413/190/2K/KDDTDKDDDDDKDDDDKDDTKKDDKDDDDDDDKDKDKS
U'o'U 5033932658123774094921840/00/732/542/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN66951218401322872784930/01/012/130/2KDKKDKKD/DDDDK/DKDKKDKKDD/DTKDD
TURBOT Swanidius apEX85152182180052029255400/01/013/154/1DDDKKK/KKDDDKDKKKDKDKDDDDKK/DDDK/KK/KK/
TURBOT BOT80109121520012619272200/00/012/150/0DDKDDKDKDKKDKDDDKKDKDKDK/KXD
TURBOT 7735642541401969358060930/02/037/434/3
U'o'U seareal1131021715301125072100480/00/018/130/1KD/KDDKDKTKKKDKKKDDKDDKDKKKDDKDKD
U'o'U raspberry68651116401224332544370/00/212/100/3K/DKDDDKDTKXKDDDDKDKDKK/DKDKD
U'o'U hazz8514617202016312022911700/00/014/154/1K/KK/KDDXDDK/K/DXTK/KDKKDDDK/KKDKDKKDKDD
U'o'U 8931345519039806069352550/00/244/384/5
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN15511914930012006143900/01/013/70/1KDD/KKDKKDKKKKKDKKKDDKD
TURBOT Swanidius apEX8677131520072025163400/00/112/71/0KK/KK//K//KK/DDD/KKKDDDDKDKK
TURBOT BOT5065714600323012254180/00/17/100/0DKD/KDK/DK/DDKDKDDDDK
TURBOT 97261343811001163325327180/01/232/241/1
U'o'U raspberry4553511300315652065540/00/15/70/0/KD/DDKDKDKDD/KD
U'o'U hazz5251917100216832126540/01/08/150/0KDKD/KDDKKDDKDKDDDDDD/KDKD
U'o'U 4910414284005324841911080/01/113/220/0
(x_X)92561314300320792141180/01/011/101/1DDDKD/DDKK/DKDKK/KDKKKKKKDD
92561314300320792141180/01/011/101/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^JTURBOT ^WOLDEN13888181310062202174000/00/018/70/0DKD/DKD/KKKKKK/KKDKK/DKKK/KKD/K
TURBOT Swanidius apEX140901410200421851532180/01/010/53/1KKDKKD/KDKKDK/KD/KDKK/KK
TURBOT BOT505151040011576181000/00/15/80/0KDK/KDDDDDDDKKD
TURBOT 10922937337001159635082180/01/133/203/1
U'o'U raspberry537081520031787210700/01/07/130/0KDDXDKK//K/DDKDDKKDKDDDD
U'o'U hazz305462000061358182000/00/16/120/1DD/KDKD//KDDDD/KD//KKDDDDD
U'o'U 42124143520093145392700/01/113/250/1
(x_X)5764814101319372036190/00/08/91/2K/KDKTKD/DDKDD/DDKDKDKD
5764814101319372036190/00/08/91/2

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Player Chats
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: lego
TURBOT BOT [Warmup]: a lot of things changed in ET:GO
one.MerlinatoR [Warmup]: apex is fun :)
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: also alot changed in csgo:O
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [Warmup]: Ill need to add u as my fellow mates are gone
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: 25bullets on m4a1 now :o)
U'o'U hazz [Warmup]: I read today there's a disappointing amount of cheaters in apex
U'o'U hazz [Warmup]: source: 1 player :D
U'o'U hazz [Warmup]: so idk if that's actually the case
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: think its seareall
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: but i forgot i got 6v6 with ciah after
U'o'U seareal [Warmup]: :D
U'o'U hazz [Countdown]: :D
U'o'U seareal [Countdown]: il just ditch them and tell em my net 999 np
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [Countdown]: gl
U'o'U seareal [Countdown]: ;P
U'o'U seareal [Countdown]: glhf
[11:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:23]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:20]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:33]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:48]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:53]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:59]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:16]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[3:32]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:34]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [2:32]: xDDDDDDDDD
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [2:30]: OLDEN
[1:51]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:08
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[8:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:22]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:54]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [7:53]: hUPsii
[7:53]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:53]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:53]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[7:53]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [7:53]: he lags constantly anyway!
[7:53]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[7:53]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[7:53]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[7:53]: FIGHT!
[7:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:28]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:24]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [7:24]: :D
[7:24]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
U'o'U seareal [7:24]: Get someoneelse
U'o'U hazz [7:24]: trying to reach shady :D
U'o'U seareal [7:24]: pissing me off :D
[7:24]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
U'o'U seareal [7:24]: mad cuz lag????
U'o'U seareal [7:24]: fine now >D
[7:24]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[7:24]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
U'o'U seareal [7:24]: our 4th 999d >D
U'o'U hazz [7:24]: :d
U'o'U hazz [7:24]: rdy?
[7:24]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[7:24]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[7:24]: FIGHT!
[6:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:24]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:42]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:36]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:32]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:54]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:38]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:47]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
[0:22]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:46 (original: 10:08)
U'o'U hazz [Intermission]: shady coming :D
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [Intermission]: v51
[Intermission]: (x_X) connected
[Intermission]: U'o'U seareal disconnected
[11:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:25]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:24]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [10:47]: This map would be nice for sliding
[10:45]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:34]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[7:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:35]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:22]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:34]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:25
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [Warmup]: pusspuss janny
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[5:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:50]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:46]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:25]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
U'o'U hazz [0:56]: gg :d
[0:52]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
(x_X) [0:41]: lets replay it
U'o'U hazz [0:38]: :DD
(x_X) [0:36]: :D
U'o'U hazz [0:32]: I feel the same a bit but :d
U'o'U hazz [0:13]: "it was scheduled at 21cet what are you talking about? this was warmup"
U'o'U hazz [0:05]: catinahat has offi now I guess?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:25)
U'o'U raspberry [Intermission]: cu on matchserver
U'o'U raspberry [Intermission]: gl
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [Intermission]: Joo
TURBOT Swanidius apEX [Intermission]: gg
U'o'U hazz [Intermission]: glhf shady rsp :d
U'o'U hazz [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: U'o'U hazz disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT BOT disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT Swanidius apEX disconnected
[Intermission]: U'o'U shady disconnected

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