Divide ET impera vs abSTURZ (2962 views)
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26.03.19 20:00 CET
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | abSTURZ.TSTi | 131 kills |
| Killing Spree | abgyzrSTURZ QUEPASA? | 9 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | avASTURZ shitserver | 94% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | dETi } base | 44 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | dETi } base | 48% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | dETi } ChilAx | 105 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | dETi } aNGER | 73 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | avASTURZ shitserver | 165 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | dETi } kApot | 264 damage per frag |
| What objective? | avASTURZ shitserver | 800 XP |
| Red Shirt | dETi } eron | 163 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | dETi } eron | 18 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | avASTURZ shitserver | 233 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | dETi } ChilAx | 8 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | abSTURZ.sPECULAAA | 55 /kills |
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| avASTURZ shitserver [Warmup]: | these servers man |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | :p |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | Ik zweeeeer het je! |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | Xd |
| dETi } ChilAx [Warmup]: | inb4 'shitping' in your name on lan |
| dETi } kApot [Warmup]: | Xd |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | are we going to play 4-5 maps? |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [Warmup]: | als we kontje krijgen niet |
| dETi } kApot [Warmup]: | same |
| dETi } kApot [Warmup]: | Xd |
| dETi } eron [Countdown]: | gaat niet gebeuren :> |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [Countdown]: | have fun boy |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [Countdown]: | s |
| dETi } xtrm [Countdown]: | vaak genoeg 8-0 op onze doos gekregen kapoter |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Countdown]: | hf lads |
| abstibSTURZ QUEPASA [Countdown]: | hf\ |
| [14:42]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [10:35]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [10:34]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [8:42]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [8:33]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [5:08]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [5:03]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [3:57]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [3:56]: | too many girls in my team oO |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| dETi } eron [3:56]: | :D |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [3:57]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| dETi } kApot [3:57]: | Xd |
| [3:57]: | FIGHT! |
| [1:33]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [1:31]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [1:20]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [1:13]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [1:11]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [1:05]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [0:21]: | :D? |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [0:18]: | kopstoot |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [0:11]: | 7 TIMES we fucking planted |
| dETi } kApot [0:08]: | wp boys |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [0:08]: | goddamn et |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [0:05]: | sterk boys |
| abgyzrSTURZ QUEPASA? [0:01]: | wp |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
| dETi } eron [Intermission]: | gg |
| dETi } kApot [Intermission]: | 7 keer op een kut moment Xd |
| [14:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [12:50]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [12:48]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [12:47]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [12:46]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
| [11:43]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [10:52]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [9:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [9:25]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| dETi } kApot [9:21]: | :D |
| [9:21]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [9:04]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [8:28]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [6:59]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
| [5:52]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [5:06]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [5:05]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [4:51]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| dETi } aNGER [4:10]: | Xd |
| avASTURZ shitserver [3:54]: | lol |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [1:51]: | wp |
| abstibSTURZ QUEPASA [1:48]: | gg |
| [1:39]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 13:20 (original: 15:00) |
| abgyzrSTURZ QUEPASA? [Warmup]: | sensitivity |
| [14:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [12:14]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [12:11]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
| [12:03]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [11:55]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [11:10]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [11:08]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [10:59]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [7:39]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
| [7:30]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [7:24]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [7:03]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
| [6:43]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:35]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [6:00]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
| [4:11]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [3:38]: | why me |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [3:36]: | why |
| dETi } eron [3:36]: | :D |
| [3:13]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:46 |
| dETi } eron [Intermission]: | gg |
| [11:31]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [11:02]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [10:52]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [8:24]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [8:21]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
| [8:08]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
| [7:27]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
| [7:13]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [7:01]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [6:40]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| [6:36]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
| [6:25]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
| [6:21]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
| dETi } eron [5:05]: | gg |
| [5:04]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
| [5:00]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| dETi } eron [5:00]: | its okay |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [5:00]: | FIGHT! |
| avASTURZ shitserver [4:01]: | poop |
| [4:01]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:45 (original: 11:46) |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Warmup]: | bb stats |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | o: |
| dETi } xtrm [Warmup]: | ? |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Warmup]: | fuckin hunkmegs issue still in 2k19 |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | :D |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | lol so glad I could fix that |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | I feel you |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | XD |
| dETi } xtrm [Warmup]: | yes u only have to buy new pc |
| dETi } xtrm [Warmup]: | Xd |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Countdown]: | ye next month just for it |
| dETi } aNGER [Countdown]: | no, you have to put it in console before you go to server |
| dETi } eron [Countdown]: | hf |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Countdown]: | hf |
| [11:51]: | dETi } ChilAxcalled a vote. |
| [11:46]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
| [11:46]: | Vote passed! |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Warmup]: | WAT? |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [Warmup]: | ? |
| abstibSTURZ QUEPASA [Warmup]: | WTF |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Warmup]: | OH COME ON |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | wrong spawn :-) |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Warmup]: | ... |
| dETi } kApot [Warmup]: | smoeltje xx |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Warmup]: | w |
| dETi } base [Warmup]: | 3 backspwan |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | :D |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | :D |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | Xd |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | Xd |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Warmup]: | thats really sad |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Countdown]: | bv ~ ElvisS: lets go to stole some decent cars, not dacia all the time |
| dETi } aNGER [Countdown]: | Ik zweeeeer het je! |
| dETi } eron [Countdown]: | why so? Shit happens |
| dETi } eron [Countdown]: | its a prac |
| [11:38]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [10:52]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [10:32]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
| [9:36]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
| [9:19]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [9:17]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [7:45]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| dETi } kApot [7:45]: | jah en dan zit je te klagen over een reset Xd |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| abstibSTURZ QUEPASA [7:45]: | Xd |
| dETi } aNGER [7:45]: | Xd |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [7:45]: | xD? |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [7:45]: | FIGHT! |
| [7:44]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
| dETi } kApot [2:34]: | Backspawn is ours, oppo that enters gets D3$TR0Y3D! |
| dETi } kApot [2:34]: | Backspawn is ours, oppo that enters gets D3$TR0Y3D! |
| dETi } kApot [2:34]: | Backspawn is ours, oppo that enters gets D3$TR0Y3D! |
| dETi } kApot [2:34]: | Backspawn is ours, oppo that enters gets D3$TR0Y3D! |
| dETi } kApot [0:48]: | Backspawn is ours, oppo that enters gets D3$TR0Y3D! |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [0:20]: | wp |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| [Intermission]: | abSTURZ.sPECULAAA disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Warmup]: | magic reconnect |
| dETi } ChilAx [Warmup]: | :/ |
| dETi } xtrm [Warmup]: | gele mannekes |
| [Countdown]: | dETi } eroncalled a vote. |
| dETi } eron [Countdown]: | :=D |
| [Countdown]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
| [Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Warmup]: | ... |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Warmup]: | plz |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | jonge stop eens met zagen jonge |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | Ik zweeeeer het je! |
| dETi } ChilAx [Warmup]: | we pausen niet midgame wij |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Warmup]: | jonge! |
| dETi } ChilAx [Warmup]: | is zelfde |
| dETi } aNGER [Warmup]: | gij paust daarnet ook, niemand van ons die zit te zagen |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | Wanted to speed things up, but he's not here :< |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Warmup]: | cu lan |
| dETi } ChilAx [Warmup]: | :D |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | he's back |
| dETi } eron [Warmup]: | leggo |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Countdown]: | leggo |
| dETi } eron [Countdown]: | hf |
| dETi } xtrm [Countdown]: | duplo |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Countdown]: | dat is omdat jullie geen vriendin hebben die in je oor komt praten tijdens het gamen |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Countdown]: | en naast je komt staan |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [Countdown]: | :DD: |
| dETi } aNGER [Countdown]: | Xd |
| dETi } aNGER [Countdown]: | Xd |
| dETi } eron [11:58]: | klopt, hangt vast aan haar ketting |
| [11:37]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| dETi } aNGER [11:06]: | Xd |
| [10:59]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
| [10:40]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [10:34]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [10:11]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
| [9:29]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
| [8:44]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [8:30]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:57]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
| dETi } eron [0:02]: | DAT MINE |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| [Intermission]: | abSTURZ.sPECULAAA disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | abSTURZ.sPECULAAA connected |
| [9:13]: | The Doors are opening!! |
| [9:06]: | Main blast door opening! |
| [9:02]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
| dETi } kApot [9:02]: | xD |
| dETi } aNGER [9:02]: | TESTI: WTF |
| dETi } base [9:02]: | testi doe ff .... |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [9:02]: | WTF |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [9:02]: | WTF |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [9:02]: | ZAAG IS FF |
| dETi } aNGER [9:02]: | WTF WRM PAUS JE?? WTF? |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [9:02]: | gaan jullie ook zo bijdehand doen op lan |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [9:02]: | of zijn jullie dan stil? |
| ^KabmENACESTURZ [9:02]: | zaag ieks niffau |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [9:02]: | ik ben nu wel bneieuwd |
| dETi } aNGER [9:02]: | wat betekent bijdehand? |
| dETi } aNGER [9:02]: | vertaal dat eens naar het vlaams |
| dETi } ChilAx [9:02]: | Ga jij bijdehand doen? |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
| abSTURZ.TSTi [9:02]: | nee maar zeg eens jongetjes |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
| [9:02]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
| [9:02]: | FIGHT! |
| [8:37]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
| [8:37]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| dETi } eron [8:16]: | gg |
| dETi } aNGER [8:09]: | wrm noem je ons jongentjes? |
| [7:55]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:04 |
| dETi } eron [Intermission]: | next |
| dETi } aNGER [Intermission]: | Xd we are good on this map |
| dETi } ChilAx [Warmup]: | Ach ze willen deffen hoor |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Warmup]: | gotta go after this one |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Countdown]: | dog is waiting |
| dETi } aNGER [Countdown]: | :-) |
| dETi } base [Countdown]: | k |
| dETi } kApot [Countdown]: | aka testi? Xd |
| abSTURZ.sPECULAAA [Countdown]: | ye! |
| [0:51]: | The Doors are opening!! |
| [0:34]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [0:34]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
| dETi } kApot [0:27]: | gg |
| dETi } xtrm [0:23]: | gg |
| abstibSTURZ QUEPASA [0:06]: | gg |
| avASTURZ shitserver [0:01]: | gg |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:04) |
| [Intermission]: | dETi } kApot disconnected |
| dETi } base [Intermission]: | ggs bb |
| [Intermission]: | abmENACESTURZ disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | avASTURZ shitserver disconnected |
| dETi } eron [Intermission]: | so not 4-5 maps as discussed? |
| [Intermission]: | abSTURZ.sPECULAAA disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | abSTURZ.TSTi disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | dETi } base disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | dETi } ChilAx disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | dETi } xtrm disconnected |
| abstibSTURZ QUEPASA [Intermission]: | we did 4 right? |
| [Intermission]: | abstibSTURZ QUEPASA disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | dETi } aNGER disconnected |
| dETi } eron [Intermission]: | 3,5 |
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