Think Calmly vs Team Dinozaurs (1846 views)

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Brackets
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1UHZ_YrAT1tkZ-glh5fRmruHkMdte7NkhPvQrd3js3lc/edit#gid=0
02.06.19 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LiOZauRus 118 kills
Killing Spree roOXOZaurus 9 frags without being killed
Accountant roOXOZaurus 125% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LoCkheedDoSAuRoS 41 gibs
...and stay dead! LoCkheedDoSAuRoS 49% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning roOXOZaurus 101 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LiOZauRus 78 SPAM kills
Fragstealer roOXOZaurus 138 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! U'o'U Apricot 252 damage per frag
What objective? meehowZaurus 707 XP
Red Shirt U'o'U Apricot 134 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? U'o'U Apricot 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore U'o'U jassi 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut U'o'U Apricot 10 team kills
Gingerbread man LiOZauRus 35 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
U'o'U jassi65538639717081611331172615910/07/759/565/2418017846
U'o'U hazz564197413326012714005157612540/03/957/7813/24189119413
U'o'U raspberry713858411631272014506120474210/029/64/6653/2517310278
U'o'U latte764698711430151215298173046950/08/1261/5916/3217615066
U'o'U shady875579310618141115308182373680/09/984/604/2616517078
U'o'U Apricot273943613416110167475169466940/01/840/755/33208126313
U'o'U 622762437700138535102779239755630230/057/8305/7596/3318214159
SkyLineZAURUS805258010021072214552147434910/02/1375/4910/1618214765
meehowZaurus1207071078932052318267146956840/07/998/487/1417116575
show by buggs.845409210928032718044125155750/02/953/6136/1819611556
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS89598839141241914801132086900/06/1164/4814/1217814254
roOXOZaurus1245961159239161815604123424830/01/5101/5212/2313613397
LiOZauRus11555411810225153516288104207190/031/88/5278/613810155
auR1013520595583186430144975567792336420/049/8399/52157/616713465
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U jassi721392129302630864777740/03/320/140/8KX/DKDTKKKDKKKXDK/KD/DKDKKDK/KDDDDDKDDK/DD/DDKDDTKDKKD
U'o'U hazz30931033300925814176180/01/17/172/8D/DKKDKD/K/DDXKKDKDD//DKDD//DDDDDDD/DKDDDXKD/
U'o'U raspberry4254153510137293137122020/04/20/1614/9TDDKKD/KT/DXDDD//TDDKKDK/DK//DKKDDDDKDDDDDKDDDKSKDDKKD
U'o'U latte52801834700331755406850/00/315/173/10DDDDKDK/KDDDKDKDDD/KKDKDKKDKDDDKDK/DDKDDDDKKDKDKDXDDD
U'o'U shady901472730301241795148450/03/123/132/14DDDXKDDKK/DDKKDKDKDDK/KKDKKKKKKKDDKDDKDKDDDKDDDDDKDKTDKKKKD
U'o'U Apricot1282539411316564656520/00/35/181/12DDDDDDKD/KDDTDDDKD/DDDDSDDDDDDKDDDD/DDDDKDDDDD
U'o'U 505959620030273017608278754760/011/1370/9522/61
SkyLineZAURUS1331932015401438233018920/00/021/90/4KKDDDDDKK/DKK/KDTKKKXD/KKKKKKXK/KDKDDK
meehowZaurus11018921195035443033132260/03/219/72/6KK/KKDKKD/DKDTKDDDDTDKTDKK//KDKKDKKKKKDKK/XD
show by buggs.10915134319009617329471600/00/517/1717/2K/K/KD/KDDKDKKKKKDDDDDKDKDKKXDKDKDDD/KDK/DKX/KKKDKKK/KK/DKKKDK/KKDK
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS9215623259029439633362330/01/222/132/1///K/K/KDKKDKDKKKDKDKDKDDDK/K/DKKKKKDKT/TD/DDKDKKD
roOXOZaurus1111102926800838662506540/00/118/144/5/KK/K/KK/KDKDKKDKKXKKDDDKKXDKDDKDDKKKDKK/K///KKDDKKDDKDKD
LiOZauRus140164423070115518724881950/08/00/1235/3KKDK/D//KKDD/KKKKDDKDKK/KKDKKDDKKDK/KKK/K/DKKK/KKKK/K/KK/KDKKK/K/TK/KKDKD
auR11696316914642075027875176089600/012/1097/7260/21

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U jassi5572591020113318981580/01/24/52/3DDKDDKDDTTDKDXKKD
U'o'U hazz71431014200520711560540/00/28/61/3/KD/KXK/DDKKK//DDKDKKXDKDD
U'o'U raspberry150582114401222881247480/08/10/912/3K/DKKD/KKKKKKKDKTKKDDKDDKXKKDKDKDKDKD
U'o'U latte50338163012125516551790/00/06/93/5KK/DKDKDDDDKDKDDTDDKDDKD/
U'o'U shady83571012301218411939240/01/310/50/2K/DKKTK/KDDDDKDKDKKDDKD
U'o'U Apricot25534161013103821571530/00/24/91/4DD/KDDXDDK/KXDDDKD/TDDD
U'o'U 7231658811406149626104566160/010/1032/4319/20
SkyLineZAURUS75629126011123615771780/00/26/44/5DKKDDDD/KXTDKKDKDDDKKDKX
meehowZaurus114921614600426642220360/00/114/72/2DK/DDK/KDKK/DK/KKDKDKKDKKDKKKD
show by buggs.885789300216271358360/00/17/51/2KKDDKDKD//KXDDKXDKK
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS83611012500119001713940/02/26/52/4DDKDDKDDKDK/KDDKDKKDKK
roOXOZaurus768610133121169415472420/00/010/62/5KKDDKDDKDKDDTKKKDDK/TKDDS
LiOZauRus1408114103111133512111480/07/30/58/0DKKDKDDKK/KDKKKKKDDKKKSTD
auR9643967702624101045696267340/09/943/3219/18
Player Summary for missile_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U jassi286541400129762308690/01/14/80/2/KDK/KDDDDTDDDDKDDD
U'o'U hazz424892140021447236700/01/25/133/2KDKKDKDDDDDKDDDD/K/DDDDDDKKDKD
U'o'U raspberry6347121940042245183000/05/10/107/2KDKDDK/DDKKDDKDKD/KKDD/KDD/DDKK
U'o'U latte73691115400117512333360/02/25/62/7DD/DDKKDDKDDXDKDKKKKKDKKDDD
U'o'U shady6680812000113562311180/01/17/80/1KDKKDD/DDDDDKDDKKDKK
U'o'U Apricot25446241001702253600/00/06/170/6DDKDDDKDK/DDDKDDDDDDDKDDDDDDKD
U'o'U 50353501051301118477136851230/010/727/6212/20
SkyLineZAURUS85561214100319231976540/01/410/31/3DDDKKDKDDDKKXDK/KK/KD/KKDKD
meehowZaurus150821812200424911202360/00/317/51/1KDK/KDKKKDK/KDKK/DKD/KKDDKKKKKX
show by buggs.100881414400428521540470/01/09/94/3KDKKDDKKK//KD/KKKK/XKXDDDKKDDD
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS18311311690031378666330/00/19/01/2KK/KK/KKD/KKKKDKD
roOXOZaurus212106178503320551473530/01/019/30/2K/KDKD/KKKDK/KDTTKKKKKKKKKTD
LiOZauRus1157222193016298616201040/04/20/913/1DKKDD/KD/KK/DKKKKDT/KKK/KK/KKKDKDDKKKKDDDD
auR14151794732404231368584773270/07/1064/2920/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U jassi7071710201214071777450/01/17/40/3K/DKDKDKDDDK/KKDDT
U'o'U hazz55581120200722151549180/00/19/131/1KKKKXDK//DKDDK//K/KDKDD/DDDXDKDD/
U'o'U raspberry12363161341042435123100/06/20/510/1KDK/KD/KDKKKK/KDK/DKDKDKDKSKK
U'o'U latte80661215500322961861360/00/110/102/2DDKKDK/K//KDDKDDXDDKDXDKKKKKD
U'o'U shady11676141230002008234300/01/213/80/2DDKKDKKKDKKKDKDDKKDDDKKDKD
U'o'U Apricot80718103033104017992110/00/211/40/1/KKDTDD/KKDDTKKKDKT/D
U'o'U 87405688019141911401105603100/08/950/4413/10
SkyLineZAURUS4646715202114202119760/00/09/120/2DTKDDDDKDK/KDDDKDDDTDDKK
meehowZaurus75959123003210123051260/00/08/91/2/XDKXKDKKKDKK/DKD/KDDDD
show by buggs.5865712201320162028410/01/26/51/2DTKDDDDK/DKDKK/KD/KD
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS5658916200316131833500/02/23/103/1KKDDDD/KDDKDDDDKDK/KK/KDD
roOXOZaurus118901916400223251953180/00/118/71/5KK/KKKDKD/DKDDDDKDDKKKKKDKDKDKKDKKD
LiOZauRus100519930001085116300/05/20/74/1DDKDKKKDKKDDDKKDKXD
auR76405608016031210560114013110/08/744/5010/13
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U jassi601091220500427203547360/00/011/151/3DDD/KDKKDDD/KDDDK/DDK/DKXKDXKDKKXKD
U'o'U hazz7796172270122519307390/01/113/164/4DDKDDKDKDKDK/KKKDDDDKDDD/XDKDDKKTKKDKKDKD
U'o'U raspberry2758518202121132277920/01/00/136/4DDDDKDTDDDKDDDDDK/DKDDDTK
U'o'U latte83941518410133643166760/06/26/93/4DDDDKKKKDKKK/KDDDKDDKKDDDDDKSKDKXK
U'o'U shady579212216111266638321920/02/110/161/4DDKDDKDXKKDDKDDDKDKKDDTDDDDKDKKDK/DS
U'o'U Apricot328010314024144633911360/01/19/212/4DDDDDDDDDKKDDK/K/DDDDDDDDDDKDKDK/TDKDD/KKDT
U'o'U 565297113028261314828192865410/011/549/9017/23
SkyLineZAURUS779317223011033322941410/01/515/62/1/K/K/K/KKD/KDTDDKDKK//K/KDKDK//KDKKDDKDD
meehowZaurus14112524177026356227641440/01/224/81/2KKKD/D/XKDKDKDDKKK/KK/DK/DTKTKKKKKK/KKDKKKDD
show by buggs.708617245018291322552120/00/07/107/6/T//K/KKKKK/DDKDDDK/DDKKK/KKK/DKDKDKDDDDDD
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS14112517128012273324851430/01/116/51/4KKK/KKKDKKDK/DDKTKKDKKKDKDDDKD
roOXOZaurus17812925141100235102149540/00/321/124/3KKXKK/KKDKKDK/KKKXKDKKKDKKXKKDXXKKXDDKDDKDDKD
LiOZauRus8410416196029323622342040/03/18/97/0//KKK/KDTKDDDDKK/D//K/KK/TKDKDKKDK/KD
auR11566211610840073719286148287980/06/1291/5022/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U jassi938214156022200929542090/01/013/102/5DKDDDKKDKDD/K/XKKXTKDKKTKKDKKDDDD
U'o'U hazz738117238002317230361550/00/215/132/6DDKDKK/KDKKKDDKDDDDDDKKDKDKK/KKDDDKDKDDD
U'o'U raspberry881051517701224941750790/05/04/134/6KKKK/KKDKDKKDKXDT/KDXKDDKXKDDKDDDDDDX
U'o'U latte14312723167042345728832830/00/419/83/4TKKKTKKXDTKKDKDKDKKD/KDDKK/KKKDKKKKDXDKDDDTKD
U'o'U shady1151052219301532582664890/01/121/101/3KKDKDDDKDK/KTKDDDKKKKK/KK/KK/KKKD/KDDKKDDD
U'o'U Apricot21643143032159324071420/00/05/61/6XKXTXDDDDK/TDDD/TDDKDDD
U'o'U 8956494104340111515983156949570/07/777/6013/30
SkyLineZAURUS68751522502328183112500/00/214/153/1DK/KDTKDDDDKDDKDDTDDDKDK/DKDKKDKDDKK/KK
meehowZaurus12612419159001301928911160/03/116/120/1KKDDXKKKDK/DKKKDKDKDDDDKDDDKKXKKKKKD
show by buggs.63931219501124632387790/00/17/156/3XDDDDTKDKDDDKDDKD/KDKDDDKDKDDKKKK
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS658513208211278131751370/00/38/155/0KDDDDKDDDKDKDKSDDKKDDDKDDDK/KKTKDDSK
roOXOZaurus100751515801221542714620/00/015/101/3TDDDKKKKKKDDKXKKDDDDDDDK/K/KDKKK
LiOZauRus100821515300424591704680/04/00/1011/1DDKKKXKDKDKKDKKK/D/DDKD/DK/KDKK
auR875348910638251215694159835120/07/760/7726/9

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Player Chats
show by buggs. [Countdown]: hf
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:35]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:54]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:54]: FIGHT!
[7:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[0:57]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 14:02
[13:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:46]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:37]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:07]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[8:07]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:06]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:53]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
roOXOZaurus [7:39]: :d
roOXOZaurus [7:39]: :d
[6:17]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:45 (original: 14:02)
show by buggs. [Countdown]: hf
show by buggs. [Countdown]: and sorry
U'o'U Apricot [Countdown]: hf :)
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS [Countdown]: hf
U'o'U hazz [Countdown]: hfhf
U'o'U Apricot [Countdown]: np
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[14:00]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[13:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
roOXOZaurus [13:30]: :d
roOXOZaurus [13:30]: :d
roOXOZaurus [13:30]: :d
roOXOZaurus [13:30]: :d
roOXOZaurus [13:29]: :d
roOXOZaurus [13:29]: :d
roOXOZaurus [13:18]: :d
roOXOZaurus [13:17]: :d
[13:11]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
[12:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:49]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
[11:48]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[11:45]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
[8:35]: The Rocket Controls have been dismantled.
[7:14]: Allies have transported the Rocket Control!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:45
show by buggs. [Warmup]: you got tax
show by buggs. [Warmup]: go :P
meehowZaurus [Warmup]: mighty follow.et tac
[7:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:01]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
roOXOZaurus [5:53]: :d
roOXOZaurus [5:53]: :d
roOXOZaurus [5:53]: :d
roOXOZaurus [5:53]: :d
roOXOZaurus [5:52]: :d
roOXOZaurus [5:52]: :d
[5:16]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
[4:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:05]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:59]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
[1:56]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[1:53]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
show by buggs. [0:04]: heads
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:45)
roOXOZaurus [Warmup]: :d
roOXOZaurus [Warmup]: :d
roOXOZaurus [Warmup]: :d
roOXOZaurus [Warmup]: :d
roOXOZaurus [Warmup]: :d
show by buggs. [Warmup]: 8D
roOXOZaurus [Warmup]: :d
roOXOZaurus [Warmup]: :d
roOXOZaurus [Warmup]: :d
SkyLineZAURUS [Warmup]: f2
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS [Warmup]: I voted YES :)
U'o'U latte [Warmup]: u have tax lets go
U'o'U hazz [Warmup]: :D
U'o'U latte [Warmup]: what u think, apricot rushes main or not?
U'o'U latte [Warmup]: mb not this time :D
meehowZaurus [Warmup]: rat tac
meehowZaurus [Warmup]: ofc
U'o'U latte [Warmup]: or mb yes
U'o'U latte [Warmup]: u dont know
U'o'U Apricot [Warmup]: :D!
show by buggs. [Countdown]: hf
U'o'U Apricot [Countdown]: hf
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:10]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:05]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:52]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
show by buggs. [11:07]: 8D
show by buggs. [11:07]: 8D
show by buggs. [11:07]: 8D
show by buggs. [11:07]: 8D
show by buggs. [11:07]: 8D
[10:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
show by buggs. [8:13]: 8D
[4:44]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:44]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:15
[11:02]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:49]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:46]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:44]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:16]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:37]: The Tank has been damaged!
show by buggs. [6:29]: 8D
[6:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
U'o'U Apricot [5:39]: :(
U'o'U Apricot [5:37]: :DDDDDDDDDD!
[5:24]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:49]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS [2:11]: xd
roOXOZaurus [2:10]: :d
LoCkheedDoSAuRoS [2:10]: xD
[1:39]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:36 (original: 11:15)
[Intermission]: SkyLineZAURUS disconnected
[Intermission]: U'o'U jassi disconnected
[Intermission]: U'o'U latte disconnected
[Intermission]: LoCkheedDoSAuRoS disconnected
[Intermission]: U'o'U hazz disconnected
U'o'U Apricot [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: LiOZauRus disconnected
[Intermission]: show by buggs. disconnected

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