Think Calmly vs smashed (632 views)

si seareal
fr Apricot
fi hazz
fi late
fi olden
de Shady
de mKs
de psiquh
de ScaTmaN
de wiza
nl Krepox
si squAze
25.08.19 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth U'o'U hazzphant 86 kills
Killing Spree SMASHEDcarnage 6 frags without being killed
Accountant U'o'U hazzphant 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SMASHEDcarnage 22 gibs
...and stay dead! SMASHEDcarnage 41% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning U'o'U srlcheetah 63 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! U'o'U hazzphant 49 SPAM kills
Fragstealer U'o'U hazzphant 126 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SMASHEDLoCkheed 195 damage per frag
What objective? SMASHEDcarnage 506 XP
Red Shirt SMASHEDmKs 91 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SMASHEDmKs 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore U'o'U shadyalpaca 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut U'o'U ratricot 11 team kills
Gingerbread man U'o'U hazzphant 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
U'o'U ratricot59359498316011158171122095480/06/1149/365/2516714735
U'o'U hazzphant10035786841824221110786566890/136/80/4749/1012910145
U'o'U latelamb8141267831403221124196375400/03/1055/456/1216811657
U'o'U srlcheetah10045071712106912071118579220/07/1063/397/1317016754
U'o'U oldenbear8638563722114911525100406390/00/656/4411/1418313867
U'o'U shadyalpaca774126177192079993134653990/02/855/424/1716417058
U'o'U 84237539747010952884641086586437370/054/8278/4282/1716414056
SMASHEDcarnage8350654652203109557105981390/06/1243/368/917716368
SMASHEDbilly76390678813031813097129775440/05/855/5210/1219514766
SMASHED^ psiquh8937262701503201047196455790/05/650/3810/716913856
SMASHEDmKs64350599117117926296564240/00/1051/546/16157105413
SMASHEDLoCkheed76426607921041411226117032381/02/947/4511/1518714846
SMASHEDScaTmaN_9634781841202101225195293460/036/101/4740/1715111344
SMASHED80239138347710011679658646410822701/054/10247/4785/1717313657
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U ratricot358210285053206343242720/02/612/141/4KTDDDDKDTDKDDDDDTDK/DKDX/DTDDK/DDKKDDDDKDKDT
U'o'U hazzphant100752424410429313109950/012/20/1812/2DDDKKDKX/KKXSKDKDDDXDKDKDKKK/KK/DDDKDKKDKKKKDKDKD/KX
U'o'U latelamb53901426400623343092580/00/414/110/5KKXDDKK/DDDDDDKDDKKDDDKDKKDK//KD//DDD/KKD
U'o'U srlcheetah568413233021299436061960/01/312/142/5DDDTKDDKKDDKDDDDKKDTDKDKKXDDKK/DKDKDDDD
U'o'U oldenbear50831224310125873726360/00/212/170/2KDDDSDKDDKDDK/KDDDKDKDDDKKDDKKDDDKDD
U'o'U shadyalpaca561061730610323924301360/01/215/161/7KDKDKDDDDDDDK/DDDDKKDDDDK/KKKDD/DKDKDKDDDDKKKDKS
U'o'U 585209015525371815301221586930/016/1965/9016/25
SMASHEDcarnage13818218131001435782703380/02/317/50/3DDKK/KKKK/KKDD/XTKXDK/KKKDKDKKDKKD
SMASHEDbilly8811524276015485429781600/01/319/175/4KKDK/DDKDD/DDKKKDKKXTK/KDK/KKDDDXDKDKK/DDDDDKKKKKDKDDK
SMASHED^ psiquh1009617176005288124791080/02/314/81/1KDKKK//DDKK/KKDDKDKKKD/DDD/KDKKKKD
SMASHEDmKs1109922208012272322331320/00/221/140/2DDKKKKDKDKDKKD/DK/KDDKDKKKDKDDTKDKKKDDKKKDD
SMASHEDLoCkheed10013419191004829792569900/00/119/84/3D/KKDKT/K/TKKXK/KKKKDTKDTKDKDK/DK/D/KKDKD/D
SMASHEDScaTmaN_1451273524300651432339340/013/30/1316/4KDKK/KKKK/KKDKK/KKKKX/KKDDKK/DKDDDDKKDDKKKXKKDKD/KDKKKDKDKDKD
SMASHED11475313512043073022158153015620/018/1590/6526/17

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U ratricot3674719304414612505980/00/110/81/7K/XTDKDDDTTDDD/DKKDKT/D/DKKDDDD
U'o'U hazzphant117902723400832732118390/111/20/915/4/KK/XDKK/KKKDKKDDKKK/DDKKKKDKDD/KKK/DKK/KDKKK/DDKDD
U'o'U latelamb719015212006341224611090/00/210/131/3DKXKXDKD/DK//KD/DKKDKKX/DDKDK/KDKDKKDDD
U'o'U srlcheetah17514928161100236423220360/04/224/70/5KKKKDKKDDKKKKKDDKKDKK/KKKK/KKDDKKDKKKDKDDDKD
U'o'U oldenbear9410418195034384320863150/00/117/94/6KD/KTT/TDDKDKKKKXKXKDKK//DKDDKDKKDDDKKDDKD
U'o'U shadyalpaca57951119400327153458180/00/211/90/3KDDDDKKKKKDDDKK/DD//KDDDDKDDKD
U'o'U 9260210611729072718346158486150/115/1072/5521/28
SMASHEDcarnage941221819502422052816350/02/215/103/3DDKDTKKKKKDDK/KD/KDDDKD/TDDDK/DKKKDKKKK
SMASHEDbilly608215253006318439591570/01/211/133/4KDDDKDDDDKDDK/K/DD//KDDDD/XKKDKKKDDKK/KKD
SMASHED^ psiquh578012213008239629791080/01/09/122/1KD/K/KDD/DDDK//K//DKDKD/KKDDDKKKD
SMASHEDmKs2876725200416662703360/00/37/120/5DD/DDD/DDDDK/DDKDDD/KKDDKDDKDKDD
SMASHEDLoCkheed851141821600535303225761/01/310/113/3/KDKKKX/DDDDDK/DK/DDDKKKKDK/KDDDKKDDKKKK
SMASHEDScaTmaN_838520245012286726642200/05/50/1116/4DDDXKTKKD/DKDDDKKKKDD/KDKKDDKKDDKKDKDDKDKKDDDK
SMASHED685599013524032915848183466321/010/1552/6927/20
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U ratricot11215728256026384440441460/04/324/102/10DDKK/KXKKK/KDKKDDKKKXDK/XTKKDKKDTDDKKK/KKDKDKD/DKDDKDK/XDDK
U'o'U hazzphant10715628269048408623744400/09/10/1620/3KDK/KKDKKTDKKK/KDDK/D/TKKDDKKDXK/KDDKDTK/DDKXKKDDKKDKKKKDT//
U'o'U latelamb10016527276038380525473010/02/421/145/4KKKDTKKKK/DKKDKK/K/XDKKDDTXKDDKKDXD/DKK/KDDDT/KKD/KKD/KDKKDD
U'o'U srlcheetah9617624253035398139195500/02/422/133/3/DKKDKDKK/KDKKKKDDKDKDKT/TDKDKDTD/KDDKD/KKKDDKKKKDDD
U'o'U oldenbear113156262310014398130772880/00/121/166/4KKDK/KDKDKKDKDDDD/DDKDKXKDKKKKKKDKKDDKDD/KK/TKKKDXKD
U'o'U shadyalpaca10915123218101368944102450/00/322/141/4DKDDDDXKKKKDKDKKKDKDKKDKK/XDDKKKKDDKKDKKDDKSDDD
U'o'U 1069611561474211332233862037119700/017/16110/8337/28
SMASHEDcarnage561751425600127854031660/02/59/163/3KDKDDDDDDDDKKDKDDKKKDDDDKK/DKKDDKDDDKDD
SMASHEDbilly7614220262013386946641000/02/217/172/4KDKKDDDKDDKDDDKDKDDKDDKDDDDDKKKDK/KK/KDKDDKKKT/
SMASHED^ psiquh10412725244025373135382860/02/321/134/4KDDK/T/KD/DKDKDKKKKKDKKKDKKKKK/KDDDKDDDDK/DDDKDKKXKT
SMASHEDmKs5814021365100398935801920/00/417/224/8KDDKKDDDDKDDDDDDDDKDKDKDDKDKDKDDDKDDKDDDKKDSKDKKDKKDKDDDKX
SMASHEDLoCkheed561301730400033034412180/00/415/212/7KDKDDXDDDKDDDDDKDDKDDDDKKDKDDKKDKDKDKDKDKDDDDDXKK
SMASHEDScaTmaN_69821826201126943161920/012/10/177/5DDKDDKKDKDDKK/DKDKDKKDDKDKDDKDDKDDDDKKDDTDKDK
SMASHED7079611516723141020371233867540/018/1979/10622/31

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U'o'U ratricot364641120028031336320/00/13/41/4D/DDDK/KDKDDDKD
U'o'U hazzphant6336711110281710551150/04/30/42/1KKDKKK/D/DDKSDKDDD
U'o'U latelamb12267119200216901537720/01/010/70/0KK/KDDDKKKDK/KKDKDKD
U'o'U srlcheetah8541674011145411121400/00/15/52/0KDKKDDDDK/DKKT
U'o'U oldenbear116427630001114115100/00/26/21/2KDKKDDKDDKDKK
U'o'U shadyalpaca142601071000119712961000/01/17/32/3DDKDKKDKKKKDKDDKKX
U'o'U 94292455113117707574874590/06/831/258/10
SMASHEDcarnage5027481001989104800/00/22/52/0DD/KDKDKDKDD
SMASHEDbilly80518102014119013761270/01/18/50/0DKKDKK/K/DKD/TD/KKD
SMASHED^ psiquh100698820121463649770/00/06/53/1DDKKK/DKDTKKKD/KD
SMASHEDmKs903591020018841140640/00/16/62/1KDKDDKKDKKDD/KDKKDD
SMASHEDLoCkheed664869100114141497540/01/13/52/2K/DDKDDDKKDKKDD
SMASHEDScaTmaN_805381020011547136500/06/11/61/4/KKDDDKKDKDDDKXXDKDK
SMASHED782834355100210748770753220/08/626/3210/8

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Player Chats
.Jaar [Warmup]: alpaca <3
.Jaar [Warmup]: ok ladies rup =)
SMASHEDcarnage [Warmup]: :D
U'o'U srlcheetah [Warmup]: whers the merlinator schnee?
SMASHEDmKs [Warmup]: in the matrix
SMASHEDScaTmaN_ [Warmup]: Not streaming us ofc,
SMASHEDbilly [Warmup]: gogogo
U'o'U hazzphant [Warmup]: too low game
SMASHEDcarnage [Warmup]: too high
SMASHEDbilly [Warmup]: ready low
U'o'U latelamb [Countdown]: :D!
U'o'U latelamb [Countdown]: :D!
U'o'U latelamb [Countdown]: :D!
U'o'U latelamb [Countdown]: :D!
.Jaar [Countdown]: oh he said he will
SMASHEDmKs [Countdown]: hf
.Jaar [Countdown]: asking
.Jaar [Countdown]: gl hf =)
[14:45]: FO11OW.REF LeFrancis connected
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
U'o'U latelamb [13:45]: :D!
U'o'U hazzphant [13:43]: scatmovie
[9:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:05]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:57]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:54]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:52]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:39]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
SMASHED^ psiquh [5:13]: ^
[3:29]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:30
[Intermission]: U'o'U latelamb disconnected
.Jaar [Warmup]: tell them if they all wear tags and its a good game I can maybe cast later this week offline :p
SMASHEDcarnage [Warmup]: :D
U'o'U srlcheetah [Warmup]: okay
U'o'U srlcheetah [Warmup]: will do
SMASHEDbilly [Warmup]: make sure to shout loud at my strike
.Jaar [Warmup]: no pressure
.Jaar [Warmup]: i timestamped it
SMASHEDcarnage [Warmup]: :D
SMASHED^ psiquh [Warmup]: rup
SMASHED^ psiquh [Warmup]: rup
SMASHED^ psiquh [Warmup]: rup
SMASHED^ psiquh [Warmup]: rup
SMASHED^ psiquh [Warmup]: rup
SMASHED^ psiquh [Warmup]: have to fuck mz gf afterwards
SMASHEDLoCkheed [Warmup]: late you are late
U'o'U hazzphant [Warmup]: I'm sorry for you psiquh :(
FO11OW.REF LeFrancis [Warmup]: highest XP on this game gets direct invitation on the casting couch next lan
SMASHEDcarnage [Warmup]: I WON!!!
SMASHEDbilly [Warmup]: u know they all want me at the couch
U'o'U srlcheetah [Warmup]: im glad the first night vod dissapeared
FO11OW.REF LeFrancis [Warmup]: :D
SMASHEDbilly [Warmup]: im glad every fucking vod is gone
U'o'U srlcheetah [Countdown]: :D
U'o'U srlcheetah [Countdown]: theyr on homiertcw youtube channel
U'o'U srlcheetah [Countdown]: :D
FO11OW.REF LeFrancis [Countdown]: shhh
SMASHEDbilly [Countdown]: fuk
[11:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
U'o'U hazzphant [7:19]: fuck you jcy
U'o'U hazzphant [7:17]: <3
[7:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:32]: FO11OW.REF LeFrancis disconnected
[4:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:56]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:41]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
SMASHED^ psiquh [1:08]: wp
U'o'U ratricot [1:06]: :(
.Jaar [1:05]: huiih
U'o'U ratricot [1:03]: :rat:
[1:01]: FO11OW.REF LeFrancis connected
FO11OW.REF LeFrancis [0:47]: other match with yermanz starting soon
[0:47]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:43 (original: 11:30)
SMASHEDcarnage [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: U'o'U latelamb disconnected
FO11OW.REF LeFrancis [Intermission]: gg seareal
FO11OW.REF LeFrancis [Intermission]: direct invite
SMASHEDbilly [Intermission]: thx
U'o'U ratricot [Warmup]: was close :(
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:38]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
SMASHEDbilly [14:37]: panic
U'o'U hazzphant [14:38]: :D
U'o'U hazzphant [14:38]: that timing
U'o'U ratricot [14:38]: I cheat on you : )
U'o'U hazzphant [14:37]: well I was fucked before already...
[14:37]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
SMASHEDbilly [14:38]: eat the nade apri
U'o'U ratricot [14:38]: :)
[14:37]: .Jaar connected
[14:38]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[14:38]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
SMASHEDbilly [14:37]: a bit
[14:38]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[14:38]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[14:38]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[14:38]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[14:38]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[14:38]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[14:38]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[14:38]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[14:38]: FIGHT!
[7:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:13]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:54]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
SMASHEDbilly [6:36]: RATY
[6:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:19]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:41]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:06]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:35]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SMASHEDbilly [1:04]: :D?
U'o'U latelamb [1:02]: :D!
SMASHEDcarnage [0:06]: :D
SMASHEDScaTmaN_ [0:04]: gg
SMASHEDcarnage [0:01]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
U'o'U hazzphant [Countdown]: hfhf!
[14:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:40]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
U'o'U latelamb [14:40]: :D!
U'o'U latelamb [14:39]: :D!
U'o'U ratricot [14:38]: low+ max :D!
U'o'U ratricot [14:32]: :D!
[13:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[13:45]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:42]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:41]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[12:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[11:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
U'o'U hazzphant [11:33]: :D
U'o'U latelamb [11:31]: :D!
U'o'U latelamb [11:31]: :D!
FO11OW.REF LeFrancis [10:13]: oO
SMASHEDcarnage [10:12]: interesting
SMASHEDScaTmaN_ [10:10]: :)
SMASHEDScaTmaN_ [10:10]: :)
[10:04]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:55 (original: 15:00)
U'o'U hazzphant [Intermission]: apricot did speedcup tactic
U'o'U srlcheetah [Intermission]: ez
U'o'U ratricot [Intermission]: PARALYMPICS
U'o'U ratricot [Intermission]: :DDDDD§
FO11OW.REF LeFrancis [Intermission]: smashed gleich weiter
SMASHEDbilly [Intermission]: late highest fragger
SMASHEDbilly [Intermission]: uninstalling
SMASHEDScaTmaN_ [Intermission]: 2-2?
SMASHEDScaTmaN_ [Intermission]: oO
U'o'U latelamb [Intermission]: :D!
U'o'U latelamb [Intermission]: :D!

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