clowns vs Varadi (1554 views)

nl Joep
nl Haaizor
nl Crabje
gb ditto
gb lasher
gb nova
no Domi
be fbl
hu sebi
hu varadi
hu adze
hu alps
hu isl4m
hu powi


ET Spring Cup 2021 Teams: 6on6 Group B
Group stage - Round 2
Map of the week: Missile_b3

Groups - Discord - Newspost
28.03.21 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth d[=.=]b Domi 87 kills
Killing Spree _sebi 7 frags without being killed
Accountant _powi 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! d[=.=]b Domi 24 gibs
...and stay dead! d[=.=]b haaizor 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning _powi 74 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! _m4lsi :o)))) 46 SPAM kills
Fragstealer _m4lsi :o)))) 153 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! d[=.=]b haaizor 268 damage per frag
What objective? _powi 423 XP
Red Shirt d[=.=]b crabooh 106 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? d[=.=]b haaizor 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore _powi 194 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut _adze 6 team kills
Gingerbread man _sebi 33 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
d[=.=]b haaizor41344399317121910307107245890/01/632/544/13264114411
d[=.=]b Joep5434543801303208072106584810/01/332/4213/16188133410
d[=.=]b DtTOO84391728618041911509130854450/04/368/494/1516015265
d[=.=]b Domi9338087942404291492293546771/034/411/5241/1017210048
d[=.=]b crabooh38251401061203169680138863610/02/938/653/18242131211
d[=.=]b fbl643235078903148405123933480/03/647/493/816815947
d[=.=]b 62203433153793119117628957010029011/045/6228/4968/819913249
_powi115423756510051612226121823770/05/1274/321/1016318757
_adze9841878792116221377293314060/01/767/4414/1117711746
_dwaq74374618213032111567127442570/04/754/466/919015556
_m4lsi :o))))672336088182423896486325190/09/80/4146/151499646
_Ocelot86394677716132411167116259100/08/657/355/1416714949
_sebi9241978842115331240483819110/12/364/3511/121599975
_sebi87226141947599526139701006289533800/129/3316/3583/1216813457
Player Summary for missile_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
d[=.=]b haaizor3348618200115141921180/00/36/110/4DKKD/DDDDDDDXKDDKDDDDDKKD
d[=.=]b Joep8374101230021828187200/00/17/83/1KKDDKDKDKDKDDK/DDKKD/K
d[=.=]b DtTOO58581017300316712554220/01/09/110/2K/DKK/DDKKDDKD/KDDDDDKKDDKD
d[=.=]b Domi12182171430022364169200/07/14/86/1KKKKKK/KDDKDDK/DKKDKDKDKDDKKDDK
d[=.=]b crabooh1536319000111752796180/00/13/130/3DKDDDDDDDDDD/DDKDDKDDD
d[=.=]b fbl425461410131124233130/01/06/70/2K//DK/DDKDDTDKDKDKDDD
d[=.=]b 593525294120112967613166610/09/635/589/13
_powi1369215113012275219861330/01/215/60/3DD/DXKKKDKKDDTK/KKKDKDKKKKKXD
_adze62621016801520041254850/00/28/92/0DD/K/T/KKKDDKK/DKD/KDDKDDKD
_dwaq123461613301318291822470/02/112/83/2DKKKKDKTKKKDKK/DKDKXKD/KDDDK/KD
_m4lsi :o))))804612156117194912761400/01/10/67/1/KDD/KX/KKT///DKKDDKDDK/KKSKK
_Ocelot1237516132025220816132860/00/115/53/3DDDTKDK/KKKDKKKXK/KKD/KK/KKDT/KD
_sebi108671312000524241725360/01/112/50/2KDDKXDDKDKK//KD/KKKKKKK//D
_sebi10538882802216271316696767270/05/862/3915/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
d[=.=]b haaizor37476166014141516661650/00/15/101/1/D/DKK/KKD/DDTDDDDKKDDD
d[=.=]b Joep5043612101515742006840/00/06/71/1KDK/DT/KDK/DX/KDDK/D
d[=.=]b DtTOO76561013301420411799190/01/010/90/2KKDD/DKDDK/KDKXTK/XKK/DDKD
d[=.=]b Domi1287218144025332215302610/05/00/1011/2KDDK/KKKDKDKKDDK/KK/TXXXTKK/K/KKKDKDD
d[=.=]b crabooh37396162025208515721100/01/24/113/1D/KDDDXKX/DD/D/TTKDXDDKD/KK
d[=.=]b fbl1107711102024138313791010/01/211/31/1DDTKKK///KKDT/KKKDKKDKD
d[=.=]b 7333457811809271182099527400/08/536/5017/8
_powi7253811000217142205720/00/28/50/1DK/KKDDKD/DKDKDKDKD
_adze8059810300322451757180/01/27/60/2K/XDDKDK/XKDXD/KDKKDK
_dwaq2638519200516432610360/00/15/90/3DK//K//DD/KDDDDDDKDDKDDD
_m4lsi :o))))4235614201480414321740/01/10/46/3K/KKDD/KDDKD/T/DDKDDD
_Ocelot107661514200419132388720/02/113/60/3KDDKDKD/KDDK/KKKKDK/KDKD/DKKK
_sebi100601212202516331428890/00/014/30/3DK/KKTDDKKDK/DTKDKK//KK/DK
_sebi7131154801103239952118204610/04/747/336/15
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
d[=.=]b haaizor60691220410430161937680/00/18/111/4DDXKDKDDD/KKDDKKKK/SD/KK/DDKDKDDD
d[=.=]b Joep4083615101612011891350/00/07/50/4/DK//KKDT//DD/KKDKDDDD
d[=.=]b DtTOO647511175015199724771070/00/112/70/4KDK/TD/DKD//DKKDKDKKK/DDKDDKD
d[=.=]b Domi9573202170012286215371910/010/00/710/2/KKK/KK/D/KKK/KDK/KKKD/K/K/KD/DK/D/KDKKDD
d[=.=]b crabooh3133722100315732126640/00/17/130/5DKDDDDDDKK/DDDDDDDDKK/K/DDKDD
d[=.=]b fbl81611316200219812535760/00/111/122/2KDKKKKDDKXK/KDKDD/DKDDDKKDKDDD
d[=.=]b 623946911120123212630125035410/010/445/5513/21
_powi107971514300423672523180/01/314/60/2KDKD/KDKKDX/KD/KDDDKKDKKKKDKK/
_adze75631520201621402105830/00/113/93/4DDKDDKKDDKKDKK/DK//KK/KD/DD/KKDKDKTD
_dwaq81741316201518592394250/00/211/73/1KD/DDDK/DDKKD/K/K/KDTKDKKDDKKK
_m4lsi :o))))55541120411521311716310/01/20/911/2KDKKSKDDDKDTDKD//DKKD//D/KDDKDDK
_Ocelot627010166004186524602060/02/28/50/5KKDDDKD/KDKDD/D//DDDKKKKDKX
_sebi9311214155106214114322790/00/08/86/1/KDKKK/KDKD/DDK/DKKDKX/KDK/KKS
_sebi794707810122233012503126306420/04/1054/4423/15

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
d[=.=]b haaizor21585231005174824002340/00/15/130/1DDD/DD/DKDDDD/K//DKDDDDDKDDK
d[=.=]b Joep36578223004150825571870/01/12/105/6K/K/KDD/K/DDDDDDDDDKKDKDKDDDDD
d[=.=]b DtTOO66691218100217583157360/00/112/90/5DKD//DKKDKKDKDDXKDKDDKDDDDKDKDK
d[=.=]b Domi50581122301423862374860/07/12/133/3D/DD/DDKDDKDD/K/TKKKDDDDDDDKKDKDKK
d[=.=]b crabooh3863821101217493461750/00/39/80/6DD/DKD/DTKDDDDDKKDDKDDKDKDDDDK
d[=.=]b fbl7369141930021846330100/01/313/130/1DKK//DKKDDKDXKKKKDDKDDKKDDDDDDKKDD
d[=.=]b 473745812512021910995172506180/09/1043/668/22
_powi85741214301420922240260/01/412/40/3K/TDKKKDKDKKK/DKDKD/DDX/KDKD
_adze20012326134014413814621070/00/121/75/2/KX/KKKKXKDKKKDKDTKDKKKDKKK/KKKK/KKDKDDKKD
_dwaq1071131514301528612583370/02/114/70/1K/KDTKD/DKD/DKKKDK/DK/KKKKKDKD
_m4lsi :o))))123642117600424241629530/03/20/1014/1DKKDKKDKKDKKDDDKKKKDDKDKDKK/KKK//KDK/D
_Ocelot86671315300621411883180/03/010/90/2KK/D/XDKKDDDKK/X/KDKDKKK/KK/DD
_sebi100101191980211359411984230/01/110/74/0//K/KKDDTK/K/KK/K/DKDK/KKKKDKTD//KKDKK/D
_sebi1175421069227053417250109956640/010/967/4423/9
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
d[=.=]b haaizor714457000210301229330/01/04/40/1DDDDK/K/KDKK
d[=.=]b Joep304231020025901164540/00/12/61/1D/KD/KDDKDDDD
d[=.=]b DtTOO18773158200221301526360/02/013/60/0/DKDKKKKKKDKDKDKK/DKKKK
d[=.=]b Domi69479133003185613461200/01/15/83/1DDKDDKKK/KDDKKDK/KD/DD
d[=.=]b crabooh533981540021555200600/01/07/100/3DKDDDDKDDK/DKKDKKDDDD/K
d[=.=]b fbl30184130002951179300/00/04/100/1DKDDKDDKDKDDD//DD
d[=.=]b 732634466110013811290642430/05/235/444/7
_powi23368146103118401524740/00/117/50/0KKKTKKDKDKDK/DKKKKTKTXKD
_adze8061810312114621109690/00/19/81/1TKXKKKD/KDKDDDDDXTKSKD
_dwaq776679100017671787940/00/17/90/1XKKDKDKDDDKDDKDKXD
_m4lsi :o))))66266900021173116500/01/00/75/2KX/DDDDKKKDKK/DXD
_Ocelot11464872012142513521980/01/17/41/0DDKKDK/K/KKDKTKD
_sebi76321013401313971175540/00/110/81/1K/KTK/KDKDKDKDDDDKDDDKK/
_sebi108317535411179906481124890/02/550/418/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
d[=.=]b haaizor557859401315841571710/00/04/52/2K/KTK/DD/KDXDDKD
d[=.=]b Joep111461093011137111681210/00/08/63/3DX/KKKDDDDDKKDKTDKKKK
d[=.=]b DtTOO1076014134023191215722250/00/112/74/2K/DKKKDDK/DKTDKKDKDDKDTK/KKKD
d[=.=]b Domi12048121040132132875191/04/10/68/1DTKKXDKKDDK/K/KDK/KKDDKK
d[=.=]b crabooh6141813400315431925940/00/28/100/0DKDD/K/KXK/KKDDDDXDDKDK
d[=.=]b fbl3344261001112010541680/00/02/40/1DDK/DDDK
d[=.=]b 813175160200514966281656981/04/434/3817/9
_powi12239119000314611704540/02/08/61/1KKDK/KDXKKKDK/KDK/DKD
_adze110501110101317831644440/00/09/53/2K/KDK/KKKKDDK/KKDDTDKD
_dwaq4537511200316081548180/00/15/60/1/KDD/DKD/KDKDDKD
_m4lsi :o))))308413001148314141210/02/20/53/6DDDDDTKDKDDK/DXDDDK
_Ocelot41525121103161519291300/00/14/61/1/K/DDDSKDK/DKDKDD
_sebi76471013200312151423300/10/010/40/5KDDKDDKDKDKKDKD//KK/KDD
_sebi71233466861216816596623970/14/436/328/16

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Player Chats
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: adler braun bremen frost radar supply
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: what do u take out?
_dwaq [Warmup]: missile
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: ;d
d[=.=]b haaizor [Warmup]: too bad
_powi [Warmup]: FROST OUT
_dwaq [Warmup]: the other ones i know
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: choose the map
_adze [Warmup]: we have to pick 1 now?
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: think so yeah
d[=.=]b haaizor [Warmup]: can we get this on the road or ?
_dwaq [Warmup]: supplz
_powi [Warmup]: supply
_adze [Warmup]: did we just ban supply
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: adler braun bremen radar
_adze [Warmup]: no we didnt ban supply
_powi [Warmup]: wait what
_adze [Warmup]: !!!!!
_adze [Warmup]: clear the rules
d[=.=]b Domi [Warmup]: too late man
d[=.=]b haaizor [Warmup]: crab is stupid
_powi [Warmup]: wanted to pick it
d[=.=]b haaizor [Warmup]: dw
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: u took supply
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: np
d[=.=]b Domi [Warmup]: goddamit
_adze [Warmup]: oh heres the deal
d[=.=]b Domi [Warmup]: crab ruining it
_adze [Warmup]: we dont play this
_adze [Warmup]: but we play radar and supply
d[=.=]b Joep [Warmup]: we have to
d[=.=]b Joep [Warmup]: play this
_adze [Warmup]: noone gonna know
_dwaq [Warmup]: lets drop this map, and you choose the other 2, deal?
d[=.=]b fbl [Warmup]: ettv
d[=.=]b fbl [Warmup]: :<
_adze [Warmup]: that sounds like a good deal to me
_dwaq [Warmup]: am king of deals
d[=.=]b fbl [Warmup]: all our fans want us to play missile
_adze [Warmup]: i dont you have any fans
_adze [Warmup]: but okay
d[=.=]b Joep [Warmup]: rREADY
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: we take lottonest
_adze [Warmup]: too late
d[=.=]b fbl [Warmup]: i do have any fans
_adze [Warmup]: its radaer
d[=.=]b Joep [Warmup]: MISSLE SUPPLY ADLERNEST
_adze [Warmup]: radar
_adze [Warmup]: RADAR
_dwaq [Warmup]: dont fking shoot
_adze [Warmup]: you mean
_dwaq [Warmup]: im learning the map
d[=.=]b Joep [Warmup]: BASZD MEG
d[=.=]b Joep [Warmup]: LETS GO
_adze [Warmup]: kanker
_adze [Warmup]: sebi still playing varlorant
_adze [Warmup]: valorant
d[=.=]b Domi [Warmup]: lets go
_adze [Warmup]: my goal is to give 8OOdmg
d[=.=]b Joep [Warmup]: START PLS
d[=.=]b Joep [Warmup]: ty
_adze [14:32]: very good map
[14:11]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
[13:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
_powi [13:42]: so backspawn is not 5
_adze [13:31]: kaiz.no: u playing for 1day and hacking?
[13:28]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
[13:26]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[13:23]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
[8:08]: The Rocket Controls have been dismantled.
_sebi [7:49]: 8)
[7:09]: Allies have transported the Rocket Control!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:50
_dwaq [Intermission]: this map ha
_adze [Intermission]: good map
_adze [Warmup]: would erase from the internet
_dwaq [Warmup]: we wanna pick this one for ours
_adze [Warmup]: wish i could q to this in CS
[7:33]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:49]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
[6:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:39]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
[0:57]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[0:54]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
_dwaq [0:00]: no doubt
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:50)
_dwaq [Intermission]: i want this map 3 times in row
d[=.=]b Domi [Intermission]: deal
_adze [Intermission]: next: missile pls
_adze [Warmup]: READY we dont wanna wait for u again
_dwaq [Warmup]: we go with a basic plan, aint no need for extra prep guys
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: we have no plan at all
_adze [Countdown]: sure
_dwaq [Countdown]: sure u do
_adze [Countdown]: saw u praccing at 6am
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:18]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[7:19]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:13]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:46
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: lg draq
_adze [Warmup]: there is no draq
d[=.=]b crabooh [Warmup]: why dont u lot play rtcw?
d[=.=]b Joep [Warmup]: they tried
d[=.=]b haaizor [Warmup]: ping was too bad
d[=.=]b Joep [Countdown]: on quakeocn right?
_dwaq [Countdown]: hf
_powi [Countdown]: ET is better
_adze [Countdown]: some poeple prefer good games
d[=.=]b haaizor [Countdown]: :O)
_adze [Countdown]: and u play et
d[=.=]b Domi [Countdown]: good, then talks about sc
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
d[=.=]b Domi [Countdown]: cs
d[=.=]b Domi [Countdown]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
d[=.=]b Domi [Countdown]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
d[=.=]b Domi [Countdown]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
_Ocelot [9:44]: rtcw > et
[9:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:15]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:14]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:41]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:14]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
d[=.=]b Domi [3:48]: k
[3:44]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:36]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[3:30]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
d[=.=]b Domi [1:30]: WP
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:46)
_dwaq [Intermission]: gg
d[=.=]b Domi [8:16]: rofl
[7:01]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:48]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:40]: Main blast door opening!
[5:26]: Main blast door closing!
[5:21]: Main blast door opening!
[5:12]: Main blast door closing!
[5:03]: Main blast door opening!
[4:44]: Main blast door closing!
[4:39]: Main blast door opening!
[4:27]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:32
_dwaq [Countdown]: hf
[1:18]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:05]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
_powi [0:09]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:32)
_sebi [Intermission]: gg
d[=.=]b Joep [Intermission]: gg
d[=.=]b DtTOO [Intermission]: GGS
_m4lsi :o)))) [Intermission]: gg
_adze [Intermission]: good game
[Intermission]: d[=.=]b DtTOO disconnected
_adze [Intermission]: i mean et
d[=.=]b Domi [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: d[=.=]b fbl disconnected
d[=.=]b crabooh [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: _sebi disconnected
[Intermission]: d[=.=]b haaizor disconnected
[Intermission]: _adze disconnected
[Intermission]: d[=.=]b Domi disconnected
[Intermission]: _Ocelot disconnected
[Intermission]: d[=.=]b Joep disconnected
_dwaq [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: d[=.=]b crabooh disconnected

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