Tabloid Junkies vs wiSe-guys (1029 views)

pl jasiek
pl ska
pl Grzesiek
pl ridji
pl Elviss
pl hunter


ET Spring Cup 2021 Teams: 3on3 Group C
Group stage - Round 1
Map of the week: et_ice

Groups - Discord - Newspost
21.03.21 23:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth wiSe eLVISS 103 kills
Killing Spree wiSe hunter 8 frags without being killed
Accountant wiSe riddick 129% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wiSe hunter 24 gibs
...and stay dead! wiSe hunter 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning wiSe eLVISS 91 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wiSe eLVISS 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wiSe eLVISS 171 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! junky jasiek 342 damage per frag
What objective? wiSe riddick 677 XP
Red Shirt junky ska 119 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? junky jasiek 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore wiSe hunter 204 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wiSe eLVISS 4 team kills
Gingerbread man wiSe eLVISS 36 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
junky grzechuj534465410210011213506169522440/03/449/803/725016625
junky jasiek42357471117032610883171232210/01/748/701/9232154515
junky ska45383531198012811635164362280/05/844/815/522013839
junky 46118615433225056636024505116930/09/8141/819/5234153310
wiSe riddick129677856621001216642116361980/07/676/442/719617665
wiSe eLVISS1186541038521243617701122316780/04/191/4511/117214155
wiSe hunter10758778722410181616812157360/08/260/4810/320716785
wiSe 118191826622366346650511360249120/019/2227/4823/319216165
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj421209214011285935781400/01/18/181/1DDDKDDDKDD/KDDKDKDKDKDTDDDDKDKD
junky jasiek31647222017183534241060/00/07/141/2DDD/DKD/TDKD/D/KDK/XDDDDKDKD/K/
junky ska35881028000722633172180/00/210/170/3KDK/DDDD/K/DDDKXDDKK/DDD/DDDDKDK//DKDKD
junky 362722671602156957101742640/01/325/492/6
wiSe riddick212160178200236431756180/00/117/50/1KKKKKKDXK/XDKDK/KKKKKKDDDKK
wiSe eLVISS12912322175028354324954290/01/020/92/0KKDK/KKKDK/DT/KDDTKK/DKK/KKKDK/K/KKKDK/KD
wiSe hunter891271719510729882706360/02/011/104/1DKK//DKK/KKKKK/KDDDKDKDK//SKKDK/KDDD
wiSe 14341056441212171017469574830/03/148/246/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj91661112200419101845500/00/010/71/1K/KK//DKDDKDDKK/KKDKDDK
junky jasiek5440611001312101641490/01/16/50/2DDKKDT/K/D/KDKDDDK
junky ska5852712100311841636360/01/15/91/0KKKDDX/DKDKK//DDDKDD
junky 68158243530110430451221350/02/221/212/3
wiSe riddick536071300011736160400/01/26/90/2DDDKKDKKDXKDD/DDKDKDD
wiSe eLVISS91911112111620841317330/01/08/53/0DK/STKKK/KDDDK/KK//KK/KD
wiSe hunter100567730001302138300/00/06/61/1KDDDKDKDDKDKKK
wiSe 812072532411751224304330/02/220/204/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj584571200051318158000/01/06/60/2DKK/KXK/D/D/K/DKKDDD
junky jasiek1115410920031361167600/00/010/60/0DDKDKKKKK/K/K/DKDKD
junky ska4027410001214251707440/00/14/71/0KD/TDDDKD/KKDDD
junky 7012621312011041044963440/01/120/191/2
wiSe riddick807681040011518161000/00/18/80/0KKDDKKDKDDDD/KDDKK
wiSe eLVISS6077610110218801518740/00/05/71/0SDDDDKK/K/KDDKKD
wiSe hunter10080774002156597600/01/05/41/1KDK/KDD/DKDKKK
wiSe 802332127910549634104740/01/118/192/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj2530312000012052170540/00/03/110/1DDDDKDKDDDKDDDD
junky jasiek622116100313452258180/00/11/100/2D//DDD/DDDDDDDDKD
junky ska463771500051610207000/02/05/100/0//KKDDDKKD/K/DKD/DDKDD
junky 26891143100841606498720/02/19/310/3
wiSe riddick433104133300022031455180/01/111/21/0KKKDKKKKDKKKDKKK
wiSe eLVISS136701511000825391268540/00/014/31/0K//KKK/KKDDK//K/KKK/K/KDKK
wiSe hunter705871010051756143700/00/16/41/0D///DKDK/KDKK/KKD
wiSe 21323235244001364984160720/01/231/93/0
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj506771420011931263200/00/17/110/1KDKDDDDDKK/DKDDKDDDKD
junky jasiek5271917100218572703180/00/29/120/1KDKDDKKD/DKDKD/DKDDDKKDDDD
junky ska55741018500518903049360/02/27/111/0DKDKDKK//DKDDDK/KD/K/DDKDDKD
junky 522122649800856788384540/02/523/341/2
wiSe riddick100791111200423811623180/03/17/51/1DKK/DDD/KDKKK/KK/KKKDD
wiSe eLVISS136107151170042818177600/00/014/71/0DDKKKKKDKKDDK//K/DK/KKKDKK
wiSe hunter12592151220003185227900/02/113/110/0KKKDKDDDKDKDKDKKDKDKDDKKKKD
wiSe 12027841341100883845678180/05/234/232/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj16716000138879500/00/01/50/0DK/DDDD
junky jasiek2514140010360584120/00/02/40/0TKDDDD
junky ska1002455100186583900/00/05/50/0KKXD/KKDDKD
junky 4745715101216132218120/00/08/140/0
wiSe riddick20034421000582453360/00/04/20/0KDKDKK
wiSe eLVISS20031632000891659180/00/06/30/0DKDKDKKKK
wiSe hunter752234000274550100/00/03/20/0KDK/K/D
wiSe 15887139300222181613540/00/013/70/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj636871110002317208400/00/07/100/1DDDKKDDDKDDKKDDDKK
junky jasiek253641600041390254800/00/14/110/0//DD/KDKDDDDDDDDKDK/
junky ska4648613000410391595400/00/16/80/0K/KD/DDDDKKK/DDK/DD
junky 451521740100847466227400/00/217/290/1
wiSe riddick10063101050032137177300/01/09/70/0/KDKDDK/KKKKDDKK/KDD
wiSe eLVISS145731611300623501603180/00/015/51/0/KK/K/KDKKK/KKDKKDKKK/KDK/D
wiSe hunter85596710021740137000/01/05/50/0D/KKDDKDKK/KD
wiSe 11019532289001162274746180/02/029/171/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj33713000032340400/00/01/30/0KDDD
junky jasiek501824000140960500/00/02/20/1DK/KDD
junky ska16716000044169700/00/01/60/0DDDKDDD
junky 333241300011173170600/00/04/110/1
wiSe riddick3003862100176126200/00/06/10/0KKKDK/KK
wiSe eLVISS3002131100038339400/00/03/10/0DKKK
wiSe hunter1501232100056251700/00/02/21/0KKDDK
wiSe 2507112530011706117300/00/011/41/0
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj801745100055172500/01/13/40/0DKDKKDDKD
junky jasiek10025551002670780180/00/15/10/1KDKKK/K/DD
junky ska167160001435819540/00/01/30/2D/DDDKD
junky 65491016200316562324720/01/29/80/3
wiSe riddick133324310007514801080/01/03/30/1KDKDKXKD
wiSe eLVISS6634461012627678340/00/13/32/0K/D/TKKDDKD
wiSe hunter1662553300094649800/01/02/32/0DDDKKKKK
wiSe 1229113125012232416561420/02/18/94/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky grzechuj6619460000704113900/00/13/51/0DDKDDKDDKK
junky jasiek281327000144690400/00/12/50/0DD/KDDKDD
junky ska331926100048385200/00/10/52/0KKDDDDDD
junky 425181910011633289500/00/35/153/0
wiSe riddick1253154200093062000/00/05/20/2KDDKKKDKD
wiSe eLVISS16627530000586523180/02/03/20/1KKKKDKDD
wiSe hunter80056814000137949000/01/07/10/0KKKKKKKKD
wiSe 364114188600028951633180/03/015/50/3

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Player Chats
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: :>D
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: rzezbimy to
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: zabawy i pomyslnosci
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: hfhf
wiSe riddick [Countdown]: hf
wiSe hunter [Countdown]: hf
[8:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:16]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:04]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:30]: wiSe riddickcalled a vote.
[6:29]: Vote FAILED! (KICK wiSe eLVISS)
wiSe hunter [6:23]: :xd
[6:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
wiSe eLVISS [5:53]: co
[5:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
wiSe eLVISS [4:03]: (22:55:16) <[c]ov1e> nice skill v4.28 Elviss fucking tard
[3:45]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
junky jasiek [3:38]: zajebiscie :D
[3:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:02]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[2:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:01]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[1:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: zapiejta
wiSe riddick [Countdown]: HF
wiSe hunter [Countdown]: blieee
[11:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:14]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:43]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:16]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:18]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:20]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:39 (original: 12:00)
junky grzechuj [Intermission]: XD
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: sNoopi
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: butczi
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: dzwonie do belki zaraz o pomoc
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: Albo do rudego
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: :XD
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: hf
wiSe riddick [Countdown]: cooler master
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: rudy to chyba juz meeryute ma
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: z 60lat ma
wiSe eLVISS [11:58]: jebnay
[11:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:15]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
junky grzechuj [10:23]: :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[9:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:38]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:23]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:10]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:59]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:00
junky jasiek [Intermission]: chuj wielki i precelki
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: No chuj ze lata leca
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: a my sensy 2x wieksze niz 10lat temu
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: ale dajemy rade :D
junky grzechuj [Warmup]: CZAS do pobicia
junky jasiek [Warmup]: kumpel ja teraz 5.0 mam na 400 dpi bo reflex jak dziadek
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: ja sens 1.7 na 800dpi
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: rogal klatki z kanadzie ni ma
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: :XD
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: rup
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:00)
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: gg w1lko
junky grzechuj [Warmup]: wiem widzialem
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: a profesor cymky byl od przyggotowania mentalnego
junky ska [Warmup]: to sie chwali
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: tutaj nam cymky powiedzial
wiSe riddick [Countdown]: hf\
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: zeby postawic arte na respa
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: i full rush z nade'ami w reku
[9:19]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:17]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:15]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[7:58]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:56]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:54]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:12]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:11]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:54]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:24]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
wiSe eLVISS [3:18]: (21:29:33)<pstarZ|Pzyko> please... i thought so you use wallhack, you heard me very long way
[2:40]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:52]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:27]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
junky grzechuj [0:14]: gygy
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
junky jasiek [Warmup]: fajna przygoda po 10 latach :D
junky jasiek [Warmup]: et jest jak ruchanie
junky jasiek [Warmup]: nigdy sie nie nudzi
junky jasiek [Warmup]: "D
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: No dlatego grzesiek nadal nic nie zdzialal xd
junky jasiek [Warmup]: xDDDDDDDDDDD
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: XD
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: ZYCIE
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: grzesiek nadal masz opryszczke prawiczka :D?
junky jasiek [Countdown]: ma to sens
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:46]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:12]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:48 (original: 10:00)
wiSe riddick [Intermission]: gg
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: gramy jakas jeszcze?
wiSe hunter [Intermission]: gg
junky grzechuj [Intermission]: aldera?
junky jasiek [Intermission]: ok
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: no dawajcie
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: pykniemy sobie
junky grzechuj [Warmup]: pozniej froscik
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: Ok
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: mozemy caly mappool pyknac
junky grzechuj [Warmup]: moze ktoras wygramy hahaha
junky ska [Warmup]: cala kampania
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: a na koniec oasis
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: ale tylko north, bez pompy
[8:30]: The Doors are opening!!
junky ska [8:02]: jak spokojnie stal
[5:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:53]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
wiSe riddick [5:43]: I GREGOR SZLIRENCAUER
junky grzechuj [4:51]: :XDD
junky ska [4:48]: :DD
wiSe riddick [4:33]: SLAWEK
wiSe eLVISS [3:17]: gg
[3:02]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:57
junky grzechuj [Intermission]: gbg
junky jasiek [Warmup]: a mowilem od razu adler
junky jasiek [Warmup]: to nie
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: spokojnie mamy atrak jeszcze
wiSe hunter [Countdown]: :XD
junky jasiek [Countdown]: :D
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: bedzie nagly atak spawacza
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: :XD
wiSe riddick [Countdown]: 1 mozna zbanowac to andrej juz by tam zbanowal :XD
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: saquacza
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: viva la alpaczino
[6:06]: The Doors are opening!!
junky grzechuj [5:27]: jak amator kurwa
[5:16]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:40 (original: 6:57)
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: lepari gladysz
wiSe riddick [Intermission]: :XD
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: ale zaraz zapali ridjego stara
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: stary gbladysz
junky grzechuj [Intermission]: froscik na lasta ?
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: nom
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: dawajcie
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: bez sajda
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: XD
junky ska [Countdown]: :D
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: nie no zartuje
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: dawajcie to
junky jasiek [Countdown]: i nie na chamskie
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: i jeszcze deliplery
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: pyknijmy
[9:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:00]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:32]: The Service Door has been breached!
[7:19]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:40
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: damony i inne kurwy jebane
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: bojcie sie
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: zabki z wise jada z koksem
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: grzesiek
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: deliplery jeszcze/
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: zagracie/
wiSe eLVISS [Countdown]: ?*
junky grzechuj [Countdown]: a to pytaj reszty
[1:54]: The Main Door has been breached!
junky jasiek [0:04]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:40)
junky jasiek [Intermission]: do zoba za 10 lat :D
junky grzechuj [Intermission]: dobra starczy
wiSe riddick [Intermission]: gg
junky grzechuj [Intermission]: :D
wiSe eLVISS [Intermission]: gg's
junky grzechuj [Intermission]: gg
wiSe hunter [Intermission]: Ggg
wiSe hunter [Intermission]: dzieki
junky ska [Intermission]: konczymy ten wstyd
[Intermission]: wiSe riddick disconnected
junky jasiek [Intermission]: dzieki
[Intermission]: junky grzechuj disconnected
wiSe eLVISS [Warmup]: dzieki

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