Tabloid Junkies vs Disposable (1730 views)

pl jasiek
pl ska
pl Dialer
se tornis
se olpen
se newje


ET Spring Cup 2021 Teams: 3on3 Group D
Group stage - Round 3
Map of the week: Erdenberg_t1

Groups - Discord - Newspost
31.03.21 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth junky dialer 107 kills
Killing Spree junky dialer 9 frags without being killed
Accountant junky dialer 188% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! junky ska 22 gibs
...and stay dead! junky ska 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning junky dialer 91 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! junky ska 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer junky jasiek 198 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ^Sdispolpen 352 damage per frag
What objective? junky dialer 824 XP
Red Shirt disponewbje 109 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? disponewbje 19 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore junky dialer 270 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut junky jasiek 2 team kills
Gingerbread man junky ska 42 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
junky ska62533558622304211727104593121/07/237/3610/621311866
junky jasiek8648173855023413837126991190/02/172/501/019014935
junky dialer1888241075722002420905116491480/011/591/255/319520493
junky 1021838235228493210046469348075791/020/5200/2516/319915765
disponewbje3037433109712209123144624790/10/831/764/7276131319
dispotorniS493625110112321912487161261800/05/641/697/524515539
^Sdispolpen47407429010012313197158812600/03/639/551/7314176313
dispo41114312630029456234807464699190/08/6111/5512/7278154314
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky ska40738204001321842353180/01/07/60/1//D//KK/K///K//KD/DKD/KD/DKD
junky jasiek807417212001431022344180/00/017/70/0/K/K//KK/K/KDK/K///DKKKDKKD/K/K/KDKD/D
junky dialer17019629176001156502589360/04/024/31/3K/K/K/KKK/KK/K/K/K/KDKKKK/K/KDKKKDKKKKKDD/KKDK
junky 973435458120038109367286720/05/048/161/4
disponewbje13323220003188332981340/00/13/180/0DDDD/D/KDD/DKDDDDDDDDDDKD
dispotorniS33538242005181037781140/00/25/173/0/DDDDDDDDK/DDDKKDDKDDDKDK///KDKD
^Sdispolpen3980923500735933860180/00/28/131/1DD/KDDD/DDDD////DKDDKKDDK/KKDKDK
dispo281652069700157286109362660/00/516/484/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky ska5886712500714811298760/00/16/41/0/DKDKK/DD//K//D/KKK
junky jasiek816591120031585159000/00/09/80/0KDDK/K/D/DDKDKKDKDKK
junky dialer50011410250012372126400/00/010/10/0KD/KKKKKKKKK
junky 213265262512001154384152760/00/125/131/0
disponewbje35425140014103016101400/00/05/101/0DKK/DTDDK//KD/DKDDDD
dispotorniS503761220051824193600/01/05/70/1K/K/K/XD/DDDDKK/KDD
^Sdispolpen2732311000212981892180/00/03/80/1DD/DKK/DDKDDDD
dispo37111143720111415254381580/01/013/251/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky ska66109812220419221403361/00/07/70/1/D/DKDKD/XDDSKK/SKKDKK
junky jasiek6070915101419802351160/01/19/100/0DKDD/DDKDTKKKDD/DK/KDK/DK
junky dialer1101061110100123142045180/01/19/81/0KKKKDKDDDKDKKDDK/KKDD
junky 792852837421962165799701/02/225/251/1
disponewbje1001041414500519811894180/10/013/71/2KDKDK/K/K/KK/KKK/DKXDDKKKDDDD
dispotorniS5356713301217272146400/02/15/101/0/DKKDKDK/DDTDDDDDKKKD
^Sdispolpen5473611200320912176180/00/16/70/0KDDDKDKDK///KDKDD
dispo69233273810011057996216760/12/224/242/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky ska851091214500920961721180/01/011/30/2KDKK/D/KDK//KK/KKK/K//KDD/
junky jasiek100931515000526422274590/01/014/100/0DKKKDK/DKDD/KKDKKDK/KK/KDKDKD/
junky dialer300158217000536761763180/02/118/11/0KKKKKKKDK/KKKK///KKK/KKDKKKK
junky 16236048365001984145758950/04/143/141/2
disponewbje1964421010212552760580/00/34/170/0DDDDKDDDXDK/KDDD/DDDDDKDDSD
dispotorniS456092013012425290600/01/16/152/0KDKDDDKSDD/DKDDDDSDDKDKSKKDKD
^Sdispolpen28724142011207827481040/00/05/120/1DDKKDTDKDDDKDDDDD/D
dispo3119617553414575884141620/01/415/442/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky ska5372815310419771850960/01/02/105/1DKDKSKDDKKDDK/XKD/D//KDD
junky jasiek5880712001118962480260/00/07/111/0DDKKKDDDTDK/DDKDKDDK
junky dialer170114171050012904195800/02/214/71/0KKDKKDKDKKDKDKKDKKKDK/KKDKD
junky 9426632378116677762881220/03/223/287/1
disponewbje3672719001517651871710/00/36/92/3/KDDD/K/DDD/KDTDKD/DDKDDXKDK
dispotorniS100911313101424292419260/01/013/70/2KDKDK/DKKKDKKKDKDK/D/DK/TDK
^Sdispolpen83791012100320942487660/01/09/70/3DK/KDDDDKXKDDKK/KK/DKKD
dispo73242304420212628867771630/02/328/232/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
junky ska92841213300520671834680/04/14/64/1/KDDDDDKKKKKKDD/K/D//KKKK
junky jasiek14599161100072632166000/00/016/40/0K/DDKDKDKKK//K/KKK/KKK/KK/K
junky dialer1721361911500539892030760/02/116/51/0KKK/KKDK/DDKKKKKKKKK/KK/D/KDKD
junky 136319473580017868855241440/06/236/155/1
disponewbje060019200112093029580/00/10/150/2DDD/DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
dispotorniS426581930022272294100/00/27/131/2/DDDK/KKKDKDDDKDDDDDKDDDKDD
^Sdispolpen52711019000720432718360/02/38/80/1DDK/K/KKK//D/KDKKDDD/DDKD/DKD
dispo3119618575001055248688940/02/615/361/5

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Player Chats
junky jasiek [Countdown]: gl
^Sdispolpen [Countdown]: gl hf
junky jasiek [11:58]: pomyslnosci
[7:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:33]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[3:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[3:44]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[2:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[1:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[1:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:19]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
junky dialer [Warmup]: newbje finally not cheating
junky dialer [Warmup]: so i can win 3v3
dispotorniS [Warmup]: its more you lagging it home
junky jasiek [Warmup]: :D
junky dialer [Warmup]: :D
^Sdispolpen [Countdown]: :D
dispotorniS [Countdown]: never seen a player lag so much with a stable 48 ping :O
junky dialer [Countdown]: ahhh old good polish internet
junky dialer [11:49]: on the other hand i didnt hit so well in a while
[10:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:42]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:38]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:33]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
dispotorniS [6:16]: ..
[4:25]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:34 (original: 12:00)
[11:16]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:13]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:53]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:42]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:30]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:31]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:28
[7:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:00]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
^Sdispolpen [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:28)
junky jasiek [Intermission]: ADLER si siniores?
^Sdispolpen [Intermission]: si
[4:03]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:50]: Main blast door opening!
[3:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:39]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[2:01]: Main blast door closing!
[0:14]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:46
dispotorniS [Intermission]: when the fuck did you get the doc-
dispotorniS [Intermission]: _
junky dialer [Intermission]: :D
dispotorniS [Intermission]: no alert
junky dialer [Warmup]: i was on the table
junky dialer [Warmup]: so took it the moment you recovered
junky ska [Warmup]: :D
[7:00]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:37]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:20]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:09]: Axis have returned the objective!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:46)
[Intermission]: disponewbje disconnected
junky dialer [Intermission]: gg
junky jasiek [Intermission]: gg
junky ska [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: junky dialer disconnected
^Sdispolpen [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: dispolpen disconnected
[Intermission]: junky jasiek disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.