The Last Resort vs Cortana (13348 views)

be dAv1d
be mAus
de butchji
es Winghaven
fi Matias
nl Lightning
lv Clown
hr komar
hr gmx
hr calisto
ch GuNnEr
it mama
fr fra
Group C
12.10.08 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TLR{ mAus 70 kills
Killing Spree TLR{ mAus 8 frags without being killed
Accountant TLR{ mAus 149% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TLR{ Lightning :o)))))))))) 22 gibs
...and stay dead! .)(.doc 44% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TLR{ mAus 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! .)(.komar 43 SPAM kills
Fragstealer .)(.komar 148 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! .)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 280 damage per frag
What objective? TLR{ mAus 435 XP
Red Shirt .)(.GuNnEr 77 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^PTLR{ Matiaszz 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut .)(.GuNnEr 7 team kills
Gingerbread man .)(.doc 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
.)(.doc662374162180418660585834411/05/429/3510/616113835
.)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA61291355760212836990821730/03/734/280/1223915936
.)(.komar79269607517133909079774140/018/70/4743/2215210568
.)(.gmx422113072110214573795263430/01/326/415/1319113239
.)(.clSt86369424912024765692271920/02/838/234/1618218845
.)(.GuNnEr58262457713177670396435490/00/739/4411/2114912447
.)(.6416392533927722058441605403821121/029/7166/4473/2117914147
TLR{ mAus14943570471704181210286105740/07/456/2411/317318384
TLR{ dAv1d oO123350494015047723968772410/01/348/184/1414817264
^PTLR{ Matiaszz92301454917043711784702720/02/743/294/815817346
TLR{ Clown793054253120310694661766030/02/731/248/1216511746
TLR{ Lightning :o))))))))))962636770220012996372372310/022/20/3941/2314910344
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N10229159571511121067167901080/12/640/3217/8181117311
TLR{ 10519453323169811662540384416020290/136/6218/3285/816214456
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.)(.doc6011515255033230542191670/03/213/172/4DDTKDDKDTDKDKDTDDDKXDDKKDK//KKDDDK/DDKKDDKKD
.)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA6114716265021398645471550/01/317/160/5KDDDDDKDTKDDKDKDKDDKKDTDDDKDKKDDDKKKDDDD/KKD
.)(.komar6710523347130304437073010/08/20/2417/9TSTXDDDKDKDDKKXDDKDTKKDDDKKDKKDKKKKDDDDKKDKDKDDDDDDDDKDKDDKDKD
.)(.gmx31811135300518784059240/00/19/212/8DKD/DDKDDDXDDD/DDKKDKD/KXDKDDD/DDDDDKDKKDDDDDKD/
.)(.clSt7215918256001428948961120/01/315/142/9XDDDKDDDDDKDKKDKDKXKKKDK/KDDDDKDKXDKKDKDDKDDDK
.)(.GuNnEr4413016365035281944973170/00/314/225/7XDKKKDDDKXDDKDDD//XKKDKDKTDDDDDTKD/D/D/DKTDDDDKDDDKDDKKDKD
.)(.56737991813111115183212592510760/013/1468/11428/42
TLR{ mAus20023036187029563038342940/05/131/92/1KK/TKXKDKTKKDKKKK//KDKD/XKDXKKDKKDK/K/KKKK/KK/KKDKKKKKKKDK/
TLR{ dAv1d oO1231472117602530152448580/00/222/81/4/KKDTKXKK/KXKKDKDDDKK/DTK/K/DDKKDKKKDKDKDK
^PTLR{ Matiaszz8415321257033389241131650/00/421/153/3KKTDKKDKD/TKKDDDDKDKDDTKDKKDDKDKDKKDDKDK/DK/KDDKD
TLR{ Clown10917224229035332522045720/01/317/76/7KX/KTKKKDKK//KKKDKKDKDKKDDDDDDKT/KDKDKDKKK/DDKTKDD
TLR{ Lightning :o))))))))))1001183030120010417227431220/08/00/1418/8KDK/K/KDKDKDDK/KD/KKK/KDDDKKDKDDKKXK/DDKKKK/KKDDK/KDKDK/K/XDKD
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N126171332681065891297900/00/323/1510/3DKKDXDKDKDDKKSKDKXKKD//KKK/KKDKKKDDKKDKDKKK/DKKDDKKDKK/KDDKK/
TLR{ 1249911651384911038259251832112110/014/13114/6840/26

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.)(.doc5419611201276612442200/00/24/53/2D/DDDKKKD/TDKKDDKD
.)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA2828271002869109900/00/12/20/4K/DXDDK/XDD
.)(.komar5530591000563104700/01/00/83/2KKKDDDDKDDXDDKD
.)(.gmx254428002191614422830/00/12/42/2DDK/TTDDKDDD
.)(.clSt775079101012861633130/01/27/40/2TKDKDDDDDKDDDKKKK
.)(.GuNnEr1303513103010116213221400/00/011/71/5KDKXDKKKKDTDKDKKDKKKXDKDDD
.)(.6220635548055556277876560/02/626/309/17
TLR{ mAus1506512860032022115300/02/08/42/1KDKKD/KKDD/KKKKKKDK/
TLR{ dAv1d oO2756411440101346861300/01/010/31/1KTKKKKKDKDKDKKKD
^PTLR{ Matiaszz1334143300062777000/01/03/10/0DDDKKKK
TLR{ Clown116367620001084668180/00/16/40/1DDKKKKDDKKDDK
TLR{ Lightning :o))))))))))1114610930001662108600/01/10/79/2DDKKXKDKDDDKKDKDKDKK
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N553459100110461024950/01/03/71/0KDKDD/KDKKDDDD
TLR{ 140286493919014778755621430/06/230/2613/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.)(.doc90601011400721401403360/00/09/41/0KDK/K/KK/K/K/K/K/KDDD
.)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA8467111300071945154000/02/09/60/0K/KKK/K/DD/KDK/KK//DKKDD
.)(.komar118791916500229971587790/07/20/712/6DKDDKKXKK/KKKKKDKKDKDDDKKD/KDKDDKDKD
.)(.gmx92521213700815741513360/01/010/41/1K/K//KKDDKKD/KDK/KK/K/KD/
.)(.clSt1007088400211741245360/00/07/21/4DDKKDKKDKDK//KKD
.)(.GuNnEr100581010301115661646190/00/29/32/4DDTKKDDK/KKKDDKKKDDKD
.)(.9738670712301271139689342060/010/444/2617/15
TLR{ mAus5865712200120862125180/00/36/71/1KKDDDDKDDKDDKD/DDKK
TLR{ dAv1d oO7259811101013282240850/00/17/62/4DKDKDDKKKDKDTKDDDDKD
^PTLR{ Matiaszz5050510200010451900180/00/35/60/1KDDDDDDKDDKDKDK
TLR{ Clown465461310011329186800/00/15/91/2K/DDDDDKDDDDDDKKKKD
TLR{ Lightning :o))))))))))664010153001151016341090/03/00/107/5KD/DKDDKKDKXDKDDKDKDDKDKDD
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N573681450021636162900/01/24/73/3KKD/DDDDDDDDKDK/KDKDKK
TLR{ 583044475140158934113962300/04/1027/4514/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.)(.doc66431015700613941717181/02/03/94/0D/DKKK/KKD/K//DKKKDDK/DDD
.)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA5449611000215691896180/00/36/40/3KDKXD/KKDDDDKK/DDD
.)(.komar81551316400124861636340/02/30/811/5KKDKKDDDDDDD/KKDDKKDDKDKDKXDKK
.)(.gmx313451610001369251200/00/15/120/2DDDKDDDDDKKDKDKDDDDDD
.)(.clSt128909710119071453310/00/39/31/1K/DKDKXDKKDKDKTKKD
.)(.GuNnEr2839621212111562178730/00/25/123/5KDTDKDDSDDDDTDDDDDKDKD/DDDKKD
.)(.6531049861513118881113921741/04/1228/4819/16
TLR{ mAus166751592025236414982620/00/011/46/0K/KKKDKDTKK/T/DKKK/DKK/KKK
TLR{ dAv1d oO1128098400215501328680/00/09/10/5D/DKKKKDKKDD/KKKD
^PTLR{ Matiaszz136571511501015531687890/01/014/71/4KKDKDKKKDKDKKDDDKKTDDKKKDKD
TLR{ Clown4143512000412081436130/01/23/41/2DDKD/DDKDKDD//KK/
TLR{ Lightning :o))))))))))10659171640012619177400/010/10/87/8DKKDDKDKK/KKDKDKKKKDXKDDKKDXKDDDKDD
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N16250138101320981158130/10/110/33/2//KK/DKKXKKXKDDKTKKDKKDK
TLR{ 12136474641604151139288814450/112/447/2718/21

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Player Chats
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [Warmup]: g'
^PTLR{ Matiaszz [Warmup]: rup
TLR{ mAus [Warmup]: rup =o?
.)(.doc [Warmup]: :)
.)(.komar [Countdown]: funzor
TLR{ dAv1d oO [Countdown]: gl
.)(.gmx [Countdown]: hf
TLR{ mAus [Countdown]: (21:09:04) (nebu`) ok i am not getting horny when i see u make hs i promise
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [Countdown]: >:)
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [Countdown]: >:)
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [Countdown]: >:)
[11:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
.)(.komar [11:42]: rofl
[7:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:06]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:32]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:44]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:14]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:10]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[2:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
.)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [1:40]: loll
.)(.doc [1:05]: :(
.)(.komar [0:34]: :DD
.)(.clSt [0:25]: was it 15 min? O_O
[0:22]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
^PTLR{ Matiaszz [0:21]: ..
.)(.komar [0:21]: timelimit 12
.)(.doc [0:21]: :(
.)(.clSt [0:22]: lol :D
.)(.komar [0:22]: :D
.)(.doc [0:22]: :D
^PTLR{ Matiaszz [0:21]: admin?
.)(.clSt [0:21]: its going a bit too fast
[0:21]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
.)(.komar [0:21]: we stoped playing like 2 mins ago
.)(.komar [0:21]: default win
.)(.doc [0:22]: :(
[0:21]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[0:22]: .)(.komarcalled a vote.
[0:21]: Vote passed!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:22]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:22]: FIGHT!
[1:59]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[1:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [0:54]: >:)
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
.)(.clSt [Intermission]: wp
[14:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^PTLR{ Matiaszz [14:16]: xD
[13:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
.)(.doc [11:52]: :)
[11:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:37]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[11:37]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:37]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:37]: FIGHT!
[11:37]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:18]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
.)(.GuNnEr [10:23]: more laggs
.)(.GuNnEr [10:21]: :/
[10:20]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
.)(.gmx [10:20]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:41 (original: 15:00)
.)(.komar [Intermission]: gg
.)(.clSt [Intermission]: wp!
.)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [Intermission]: w
[14:12]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[14:11]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[14:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[12:20]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[12:20]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[12:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[11:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[10:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
.)(.GuNnEr [10:30]: :(
[9:53]: essAh connected
[9:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:39]: essAhhas become a referee
[8:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:34]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:34]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:25
eC.essAh [Intermission]: wp
.)(.clSt [Intermission]: gg
.)(.komar [Intermission]: gg
TLR{ Clown [Intermission]: gg
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [Intermission]: gengis amore <3
TLR{ dAv1d oO [Countdown]: hf
eC.essAh [Countdown]: ovr 4:0 muse btw
.)(.doc [Countdown]: :(
.)(.doc [Countdown]: :(
.)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [Countdown]: lol
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [Countdown]: >:)
TLR{ dAv1d oO [Countdown]: unexpected :<
[5:37]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[5:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:40]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:40]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
eC.essAh [1:26]: ;D
[1:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
.)(.gmx [1:04]: :):)
[1:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
.)(.gmx [1:03]: :):)
.)(.gmx [1:02]: :):)
.)(.gmx [1:02]: :):)
[0:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [0:47]: >:)
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [0:47]: >:)
TLR^B{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N [0:47]: >:)
[0:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
eC.essAh [0:26]: is this 2nd map ?
.)(.gmx [0:23]: gg
eC.essAh [0:20]: :-<
.)(.GuNnEr [0:20]: 2st
.)(.clSt [0:17]: wp
.)(.GuNnEr [0:16]: *1
eC.essAh [0:09]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:25)
TLR{ dAv1d oO [Intermission]: gg's
.)(.GuNnEr [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: .)(.GuNnEr disconnected
[Intermission]: TLR{ WINghaAghAHhaVe23N disconnected
TLR{ Clown [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: TLR{ Clown disconnected
[Intermission]: .)(.doc disconnected
[Intermission]: TLR{ mAus disconnected
[Intermission]: .)(.fRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA disconnected
[Intermission]: TLR{ Matiaszz disconnected
[Intermission]: .)(.gmx disconnected
[Intermission]: TLR{ Lightning :o)))))))))) disconnected
[Intermission]: TLR{ dAv1d oO disconnected

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  • Players reconnecting with new ids
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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.