Internet! vs zeroE (5237 views)

us Larky
us aRiZona
us Blunt
us $imp
us Maxwell
us Swizza
us elusive
us anim
cl noZZ
us steve
us Axcess
ee Night
STA Week 8 NA League.

Two (7-0) Teams going at it.
20.11.08 03:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth xF Axcess 109 kills
Killing Spree xF Night 10 frags without being killed
Accountant xF lagger 127% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! xF Night 35 gibs
...and stay dead! xF elsv 50% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^DxF nozzzyyy :D 76 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! xF Axcess 72 SPAM kills
Fragstealer xF Axcess 140 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! NET ^CFANTASTIC 235 damage per frag
What objective? xF lagger 552 XP
Red Shirt NET aRiZona 108 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? xF Steve 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore xF lagger 192 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut xF elsv 8 team kills
Gingerbread man xF Axcess 35 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
NET Swizza7145758822100710193141822660/04/953/451/2317617357
NET Larky45268461002037109385104997471/010/61/5439/24204102511
NET FeedMeETplayers6735658862305810947130191960/04/454/465/2818915166
NET aRiZona593196410814131011180147345090/01/1159/587/2317513549
NET ^CFANTASTIC48304501041302810913125993640/11/545/681/2021812167
NET Maxwell563764682180397952135671440/02/547/490/2317316524
NET 57208032256210942052605707860022261/022/5259/4953/2318914157
xF Steve87431697827111411496100474730/15/357/546/11167127815
^DxF nozzzyyy :D117517847128151513122106074290/06/676/437/615614755
xF lagger125552806323142012261118992170/07/271/356/915318676
xF Axcess127528109862102351551878128480/021/44/3672/131429164
xF elsv1044255855291812928698802801/01/450/3311/616017655
xF Night1164551069135042316917103254570/00/368/6438/7160113105
xF 1132908506444163424119786006057027041/040/3326/64140/715614077
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NET Swizza7259811300299618381840/00/08/50/4/KDKKDKDKK/DKKXDDDDD
NET Larky33255150011114316771290/00/20/66/5/KKDKTKDDDKDDDDDDDDDD
NET FeedMeETplayers5040612201114921272300/00/15/42/5DDKD/KKKKDDDTDKDDDD
NET aRiZona865313151010184018461350/00/213/91/3KDDDKKDKDDDDDKKKKDKKDKKDTKDDD
NET ^CFANTASTIC2931517400111191868180/00/12/71/4DDDKDDKDDDDD/DKDDKDDKD
NET Maxwell542861140031168141400/01/05/50/4KDXK/DDDK/K/DKKDXDD
NET 54236438114038775899154960/01/633/3610/25
xF Steve144671396110124914291580/02/011/71/1KDKKTKDKKDKDKKDKKKDKDSD
^DxF nozzzyyy :D15763117301017341601540/01/19/42/2DDKXKDKDKKKDDKDKTKKK
xF lagger1125898210014321674180/00/05/74/2KDKKDDKKKKDKXDDDKDS
xF Axcess17773169300021701026180/03/01/610/4KDKDKDKDKDDKDDKKKKKKDKKKXK
xF elsv886489402212791026300/00/05/42/2/KDDDD/KKDKTKDKDTKK
xF Night228721679013205110021760/00/06/67/0K/KKKDKDKKK/TDDKXKKKX/KKKK
xF 151397734927255991577584540/06/137/3426/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NET Swizza424861420011658201100/01/35/70/3DDDKK/DDDDDDKDKKDKDD
NET Larky29255175000800185801/01/20/103/4DDDDDDKDKKDDDDDDDDDKKD
NET FeedMeETplayers6349711300013161903180/00/07/60/5DKKDKDKDDDDDKKDDKD
NET aRiZona423461400021132239500/00/26/40/4D/DKDDKDKDDKK/DDDDKD
NET ^CFANTASTIC42306140000140515611620/00/36/90/1KDDDKDKDDDDDDKDDDKKD
NET Maxwell66481015200015322076180/00/110/120/2KKDDKDKDKKDDDKDDDDKKDKDDD
NET 472344085120037843118041981/02/1134/483/19
xF Steve12247119600314698012480/11/27/51/1KKK/D/KDKXDK/KKXKDKKXDD
^DxF nozzzyyy :D1457716115024248416301530/05/013/70/0KDK/KK/DKKKKK/DKDKDKTKKD/KTKD
xF lagger20090147601219071329990/01/013/51/1KDDK/KTD/KKKDKXKKKKKKKD
xF Axcess183992212401830738532660/05/02/314/1/KDKKK/KKK/K/KK/KKKK/DTK/KKKDDK/KKK
xF elsv10068995013101015231640/00/18/52/1KKDK/KDTDK/KKDKKX/DD
xF Night66411015501318611707770/00/08/123/1DKDDD/XKDDKKKDDTDKDDK/KDKK/
xF 136422826331062311804784310070/112/351/3721/5
Player Summary for oasis
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NET Swizza701632130500037295652420/01/419/181/9KKKXDDDDKKDKDKDDDKDDKDDKDKDDDKDKDDDDDKKDKKDDKDDKDDKK
NET Larky23849394122286340403230/03/00/278/8SDTKDDDDDKKDDDDDDDDDKDDDTDD/DDDXDDDDKDKDKDKDDXDKD/DD
NET FeedMeETplayers7516425335032392057061130/04/223/171/12K/DDDDDKDKDD/DDTKKKKKKDDKKDDDTDDDKKDKDDKDDKKTKDDKKDDKKDKDDKKD
NET aRiZona551282443700240786765540/01/221/262/10KDKK/K/KDDDDDKDKKDKKDKDDKDDDKDKKDKDKDDKDKDDDDDDKKDKDKDDDDDDDDDKDDDD
NET ^CFANTASTIC288914494022471753541480/01/115/380/8DDK/DKDDKTDDDDDK/DKDDDDDDKDKXDDDDDDKDKDDKDDDDDDKDDKDDDTKXDDDKDDDDDD
NET Maxwell552032036501228866137620/00/321/240/8KDDKDDDDKXKDDKKDKD/DDKKDKDKDDKXDKDT/XKKDKDDDDKDKDDDDKDDKDDDD
NET 5183111323030181022193336547420/010/1299/15012/55
xF Steve1402413122800951363283310/02/026/123/1K/DK//DKK/DKDDKKKD/KDKKK/K/K/KKK/KKKKKKKKDDKDKKKKDDKD
^DxF nozzzyyy :D1001573535131010550434231910/00/331/214/1DDDDDK/KD//KKD/KKDDKDKDKKKKXKDKKK/DKDKDKD/K/DKKKKKDKDKDK/KK/KKKD/DKDDSK
xF lagger12322632267021248074765200/02/131/131/3KDKKK/KKKXXKDKK/KK//XKTDDKDK/DDD/K/K/KKDK/KDKKKDKTK/DK/KKDK/KKD
xF Axcess92140384190122586831893390/06/20/1523/2/KK/DDDK//KKK//DKTK/DDDKKKK/KKK/K/KKD/DKDK/KKK/DKK/DKK//KKD/DKDD/KDDK/K//KKK/KDK
xF elsv1461742215804434543133850/01/224/81/1KDKKKD/TKDDDTTTKKKKDK/KKDKDKDDKKDK/KKK/KK
xF Night148228614114009888544001570/00/139/3122/3DKDDKKKKKKKKKKDKDDDKKKKK/KKDXDKDXKDKDDDKDKKK/KDKKKK/KDDKDKKKKDKDK/KD/DDDKKKDKDKKK/X/KKKKK/KDKK/KDKKDKDKKD
xF 125116621918059176633654221938230/011/9151/10054/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NET Swizza8518723271100438104681400/02/221/150/7KKKDDDDDDK/KDKDDDKDKKDKDDKK/KXKDDDKKKKK/KDKDK/KDDDD
NET Larky93134272911247457929242950/06/21/1122/7/KKSDTKKDDK/K/TKDKDDDTDKDDKKDK/KKDK/DKKTK/DDDKDSKKKKK/KKDKDD
NET FeedMeETplayers6610320301301542194138350/00/119/192/6KDK/KKDDDKDDKKK/KDKKD/DKDDXKDDDKDDKDDDK/DDKDK/DKKDTD
NET aRiZona5810421366126413037283200/00/519/194/6KKDKDKDDKKDDKDSKDK//D/KD/TDDKDDDDDKKDDKDDKDDT/KDKDKX/DKDKDKD
NET ^CFANTASTIC1041542524500536723816360/10/022/140/7KXK/KD/DDKDKK//DD/DKKKKXDDDKDKKKDKDKKKKKKDDKDDKDKKXD
NET Maxwell50971020702423663940640/01/111/80/9TDKDKXD/KDXK/DKKDDDKKDKD/DDKXDTD/DD
NET 7677912616653393122776232277900/19/1193/8628/42
xF Steve36761438700236424534360/00/113/301/8DDDKDDK//KDDKKDDDXDXDDKDKDKKDDKDDDDDDDDDXDDDDKKDDDDKDKD
^DxF nozzzyyy :D1222202218702134003953310/00/223/111/3DDDKKDDKKK/KKKDDTDKDDKDKKKKDDKKDDDKKKDKKTK
xF lagger1131782522801641154131800/04/122/100/3KDDK////DDK/KKKDDKDKK/KKDDKKKKKDKDTKDDKDDDKKKKKK
xF Axcess13721633245005440727442250/07/21/1225/6/KDKD/KK/D/KKKDDKK/KDKDKKKKKDKKKKDKDKKDDKDKKKDDKDDDKXDXKKKK
xF elsv861191922121133543419811/00/113/166/2DKDKDK/KDKKDKKKKKDDKDDDKKSDKDKXKD/KK/DDTDDD
xF Night671141928702841203216470/00/215/156/3DKDDK//KDDD/DTKDDKDKKKKD/KK/DKDKTK///KDDKKDDDKKDD
xF 9492313215246162523227227764201/011/987/9439/25

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Player Chats
xF lagger [Warmup]: yes
xF lagger [Warmup]: reformat and I still get these spikes
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: REEbot
NET seen [Warmup]: HACKS
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: 2low2hax
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: why what happened
xF lagger [Warmup]: keygen
NET sadisT [Warmup]: black nigga
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: a keygen is giving you spikes?
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: Anim, I'm reporting you to the internet police
xF lagger [Warmup]: I got a virus from the keygen
xF lagger [Warmup]: which takes up my processor memory
xF lagger [Warmup]: which lags me in vent & in game
NET FeedMeETplayers [Warmup]: et problems god
NET sadisT [Warmup]: seen is fiz good?
NET seen [Warmup]: ya
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: bl is blunt?
NET seen [Warmup]: hes better than us
NET seen [Warmup]: yes
xF Steve [Warmup]: update, we are no longer zeroe
NET seen [Warmup]: shoutout to dave
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: fiz doesnt have hacks on his desktop :x rolls eyes
NET seen [Warmup]: <33333
NET seen [Warmup]: shoutout to simp <3
NET seen [Warmup]: shoutout to larky <3
NET Larky [Warmup]: hi
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: Shoutout to chronic and rossko
NET seen [Warmup]: <3
NET seen [Warmup]: and seen
NET sadisT [Warmup]: GibThatBitch
NET FeedMeETplayers [Warmup]: shoutout to every one smoking that good dro n keep puffin that shit till u become a martian
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: Someone shoutout to mistaken plz
NET sadisT [Warmup]: shoutout to taaps
xF Axcess [Warmup]: fyi, ettv doesnt start until 4 on each team rup
xF Axcess [Warmup]: : x
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: We know
NET seen [Warmup]: shoutout to mistaken
NET sadisT [Warmup]: black nigga
NET sadisT [Warmup]: black nigga
NET sadisT [Warmup]: shoutout to taaps
NET sadisT [Warmup]: shoutout to taaps
xF Axcess [Warmup]: talking to ppl doing shoutouts : P
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: lol lol lol
NET ^CFANTASTIC [Warmup]: lol
NET ^CFANTASTIC [Warmup]: lol
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: WHERE IS TAAPS
NET seen [Warmup]: tapes?
NET seen [Warmup]: :O
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: I GIVE U 1 DOLAR TO ANY1 WHO FIND HIM
NET Larky [Warmup]: shoutout to my andrew and shoutout to term!!!! even though he cant read this yet
NET Larky [Warmup]: :)
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: california aint a state its a army :O
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: shoutout to Alah, who is always there for me
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: how ugly are the xf tags :(
NET seen [Warmup]: :P
NET sadisT [Warmup]: ettv on yet?
NET seen [Warmup]: yes
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: probably
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: my colors > all
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: Axcess and anims colors own tbh
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: axcess
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: lulz
NET seen [Warmup]: arizona's colors r the best
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: shoutouts to chronic and rossko and everyone at switchback
NET sadisT [Warmup]: shoutout to taaps
NET sadisT [Warmup]: shoutout to taaps
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: :D
NET seen [Warmup]: shoutout to zombie
NET seen [Warmup]: and virus
NET sadisT [Warmup]: shoutout to washout
NET seen [Warmup]: shoutout to my dad who beats me, i hope he will stop someday
NET Larky [Warmup]: shoutout to nozz for making this earlier than expected.
NET Larky [Warmup]: thats why theres only 30 people
NET Larky [Warmup]: :x
NET sadisT [Warmup]: shoutout to swizza
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: swizza is here
NET Fiz [Warmup]: invite 14 please
NET Larky [Warmup]: SHOUTOUT TO VSTAr!!!
NET sadisT [Warmup]: shoutout to larky's mom for sucking a cock like a true champ
NET Larky [Warmup]: good one.
xF Night [Warmup]: [04:49:08] [xxx] tell him an unnamed person says to play some non wigger music
xF Night [Warmup]: :<
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: shoutout to my mom, for keeping my dad's huge load inside her pussy
NET seen [Warmup]: shoutout to larkys mom who makes sick bagel bites
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: anim @ handjob
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: match should have started 20 mins ago :x
NET sadisT [Warmup]: werd
xF elsv [Warmup]: wtf
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: you guys doing rock paper scissors to see who gets 6th spot?
NET Fiz [Warmup]: nah swizzas tryin to get on
NET sadisT [Warmup]: no we just found out that fiz hacks so hes not allowed to play
NET Larky [Warmup]: oh god blunt has to "close steam"
NET sadisT [Warmup]: we are legit
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: lol lol lol
NET Fiz [Warmup]: lol.
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: fiz if you want to do like a miniature iview about that desktop issue with me I'd be willing to sit down with you
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: >cJ<mystic : not even close 8>
xF Axcess [Warmup]: np anim still afk
NET Larky [Warmup]: k
NET Fiz [Warmup]: a what?
NET seen [Warmup]: is anim fat?
NET seen [Warmup]: :D
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: no one knows
NET Larky [Warmup]: shoutout to the et community and zombie
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: interview...
NET seen [Warmup]: axcess?
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: because I'm sure there are people who think you hack
NET seen [Warmup]: r u...?
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: we could shed some light on it
NET Fiz [Warmup]: if u want. if anyone would be interested
NET Swizza [Warmup]: gona restart
xF Axcess [Warmup]: am i fat
NET Fiz [Warmup]: ya alot of people think i do
NET seen [Warmup]: yes..
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: 17:05:58 <uGaming`CriTiK > all gay :p
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: 17:05:55 <uGaming`CriTiK > i'm french from belgians :p
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: 17:05:50 <nozzZ`ch1Le > gay
NET seen [Warmup]: no...?
NET Fiz [Warmup]: even before that ss
NET Larky [Warmup]: not as fat as ariZona
xF Axcess [Warmup]: nah im normal
xF Axcess [Warmup]: : P
NET seen [Warmup]: :O
NET seen [Warmup]: lucky :<
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: 18:10:17 <k1ck-GuNnEr > hope ure not on our group
NET Fiz [Warmup]: sadist u on roster?
xF Axcess [Warmup]: eating crackers w/ peanut butter and raisins right now actually
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: Jelly > raisins
NET sadisT [Warmup]: ofcourse
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: i just ate a huge load of cock
NET seen [Warmup]: :)
NET seen [Warmup]: andrew
NET seen [Warmup]: wanna hangout or something after this?
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: cmon
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: who is that directed towards? :x
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: u have like 1000 players
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: just join adn rup
NET seen [Warmup]: u
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: less than that
NET Larky [Warmup]: Swizza restarting.
NET Larky [Warmup]: once he returns we start.
xF Axcess [Warmup]: noo
NET Larky [Warmup]: anim, when was the last time u used the name anim.
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: 2003
xF lagger [Warmup]: 2 weeks ago
xF lagger [Warmup]: vs mamut
NET Fiz [Warmup]: he likes to keep it low key
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: whats the holdup someone having issues?
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: he is unknown
NET seen [Warmup]: swizza restart
NET Fiz [Warmup]: dude when is this shit starting
NET Fiz [Warmup]: :P
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: 1/2 hour late
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: is his computer like a 1991 pacard bell? or what
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: not bad
NET Fiz [Warmup]: i guess the interview would be good. there are like 80 replies to that post so it must be interesting :P
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: you guys have 3 specs and not one ofy ou can play for swizz? :s
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: I SEE ETBOT USER
NET sadisT [Warmup]: talk to larky
NET sadisT [Warmup]: i'd play
NET sadisT [Warmup]: hes a jew
NET seen [Warmup]: mistaken
NET seen [Warmup]: change music
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: NO
NET seen [Warmup]: please
xF lagger [Warmup]: lets go
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: bests ong in the world
NET Larky [Warmup]: mistaken i have gotten several requests to change the music
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: request?
NET seen [Warmup]: uhm
NET FeedMeETplayers [Warmup]: MISTAKE u'r radio listeners want u to change the music
NET Fiz [Warmup]: lol
xF Night [Warmup]: me too
NET Larky [Warmup]: yea wull go swizza rebooting
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: where the fuck is swizza
NET Larky [Warmup]: :90
xF Night [Warmup]: I got a request as well
xF Night [Warmup]: ready up
NET seen [Warmup]: play next sing
NET seen [Warmup]: song
NET sadisT [Warmup]: Axis
xF elsv [Warmup]: oh
NET seen [Warmup]: anything but this
xF lagger [Warmup]: he's been rebooting for like 10 min
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: he's a bad player that's why
xF lagger [Warmup]: that's why he's on NETz
NET Fiz [Warmup]: some of us rock our pentium 3's still
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: bot not working =[
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: trying to make it work
NET sadisT [Warmup]: Spec
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: omg
NET Larky [Warmup]: k
xF Night [Warmup]: fez, jump in
NET Larky [Warmup]: hes otw
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: I really want to murder swizza now
NET seen [Warmup]: why is this
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: How old is his computer...
NET Larky [Warmup]: idk
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: 34 yrs
xF elsv [Warmup]: someone join.
xF Night [Warmup]: you've got 8 people on the server, just pick one of the 3 specs
NET seen [Warmup]: 35 this may
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: Christ, if virus was here the game would have started by now
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: 3 specs..
NET Fiz [Warmup]: we are not worthy
NET Larky [Warmup]: i pick joseph.
NET seen [Warmup]: im jerking it
xF lagger [Warmup]: pfft
xF lagger [Warmup]: an admin on the server where the game is being played
xF Steve [Warmup]: ok g0
xF lagger [Warmup]: never
NET aRiZona [Countdown]: shoutout to my mom, who kept my dad's cum in her pussy
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Countdown]: unstoppable: nozz the new mystic+butchji+maus+squall with 250 ping.. or simply the new allu...
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Countdown]: and for admins
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Countdown]: for ettv`s watchers
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Countdown]: shout outs goes to : all the chilean comunnity
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Countdown]: every1 whos in #team-chile
NET sadisT [14:58]: shoutout to taaps
NET sadisT [14:58]: shoutout to taaps
[14:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:25]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[13:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [12:59]: lol lol lol
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [12:59]: lol lol lol
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [12:58]: lol lol lol
[11:42]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[11:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:34]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
xF elsv [9:22]: LOL
NET Fiz [9:09]: ouch
NET sadisT [8:58]: wp
NET Fiz [8:57]: winghaven?
[8:27]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:34
NET Larky [Intermission]: Close
xF lagger [Intermission]: very
[1:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[0:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[0:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[0:15]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[0:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
FPS|mistaken [0:05]: GG
NET sadisT [0:03]: plant!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:34)
NET sadisT [Intermission]: wp
xF lagger [Intermission]: geegee
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Intermission]: gg
xF Axcess [Intermission]: gg
NET ^CFANTASTIC [Intermission]: gg
xF elsv [Warmup]: map
NET Larky [Warmup]: uhhh
xF lagger [Warmup]: are you sure?
NET Larky [Warmup]: very.
xF Steve [Warmup]: all night et
NET Larky [Warmup]: rup
NET Larky [Warmup]: fuck.
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: plan b
NET sadisT [Warmup]: where the fuck is espo
NET sadisT [Warmup]: we need em
NET Larky [Warmup]: SHOUTOUT TO ESPO
NET Fiz [Warmup]: ..
NET seen [Warmup]: no espo
NET Larky [Warmup]: shoutout to the many people now watching
NET Larky [Warmup]: :)
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: shoutout to muflon
NET sadisT [Warmup]: f2
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: people are saying they have demos of bebit walling in the poutine enhanced game. :D
NET seen [Warmup]: LOL
xF Steve [Warmup]: .3
NET Larky [Warmup]: RUP NIGHT
NET Larky [Warmup]: jesus
NET aRiZona [Warmup]: play
NET Larky [Warmup]: your so bgood.
NET Larky [Warmup]: GOOD*
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: now ur hurry
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: lulz
xF lagger [Warmup]: chill you took 9 hours to rup beforehand
NET Larky [Warmup]: ?
NET Larky [Warmup]: we were w8ing on you anim
NET ^CFANTASTIC [Warmup]: we were waitin for anim
xF lagger [Warmup]: swizza was restarting
NET seen [Countdown]: mistaken
NET Larky [Countdown]: because u were afk
xF lagger [Countdown]: for 10 hours
NET seen [Countdown]: how i fix delay?
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Countdown]: lol lol lol
FPS|mistaken [Countdown]: pause when i say fight
FPS|mistaken [Countdown]: then hit play
[19:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[19:35]: Allies have built the Oasis Water Pump!
NET ^CFANTASTIC [18:26]: lol
[14:35]: Allies capture the Old City!
[14:34]: Axis reclaim the Old City!
[14:31]: Allies capture the Old City!
[14:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:08]: Allies have repaired both Water Pumps!
[14:08]: Allies have built the Old City Water Pump!
[13:48]: Allies have breached the Old City wall
[7:25]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[7:25]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
xF elsv [7:25]: this spot is so boring :p
[7:25]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
xF elsv [7:25]: ive seen like 2
FPS|mistaken [7:25]: ?
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [7:25]: thats all u ll get all night long
[7:25]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
xF elsv [7:25]: HEhEHeHE xD
[7:25]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:25]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:25]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:25]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:25]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:25]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:25]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:25]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:25]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:25]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:25]: FIGHT!
xF elsv [7:23]: :^}
xF elsv [5:56]: ns
[5:00]: Allied team has destroyed the South Anti-Tank Gun!
[2:25]: NET sadisT disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 20:00
[Intermission]: NET aRiZona disconnected
FPS|mistaken [Intermission]: gg
xF elsv [Intermission]: nap time for me
xF Night [Warmup]: ggs
NET Larky [Warmup]: ?
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: need 4 speed
NET Larky [Warmup]: its not the same as euro scoring
xF lagger [Warmup]: well
xF lagger [Warmup]: even if we left
xF lagger [Warmup]: that would mean we forfeit the round
xF lagger [Warmup]: which means it's 1-1
xF lagger [Warmup]: which means it's 3-1
NET Larky [Warmup]: thats euro scoring
FPS|mistaken [Warmup]: Why not just ask an STA Admin
xF lagger [Warmup]: none of that twl business
NET Larky [Warmup]: STA is structured the same as twl
NET Larky [Countdown]: oh well
xF lagger [Countdown]: STA|Larky? don't think so
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Countdown]: lol lol lol
xF elsv [Countdown]: vrO0o0mMm vro0o0MMm xD
xF elsv [Countdown]: ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOLROFL
[19:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[18:53]: ETPlayer connected
[18:07]: Allies capture the Old City!
[17:42]: Allies have built the Old City Water Pump!
[17:25]: Allies have breached the Old City wall
[17:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [13:48]: Stabbed @ Internet!
[12:25]: Allied team has destroyed the South Anti-Tank Gun!
NET Fiz [8:53]: is there another map for double holds? should there be one :P
NET Larky [5:56]: JERK
xF elsv [5:51]: should have had 3
xF elsv [5:50]: i suck
NET Larky [5:41]: :x
[2:50]: NET seen disconnected
[2:47]: NET seen connected
NET Fiz [0:47]: LOLLLLL
[0:40]: Allies have destroyed the North Anti-Tank Gun!
[0:40]: Allies have destroyed both Anti-Tank Guns!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 19:19 (original: 20:00)
[Intermission]: NET aRiZona disconnected
FPS|mistaken [Intermission]: gg
NET ^CFANTASTIC [Intermission]: gg
NET Larky [Intermission]: GG
xF elsv [Intermission]: gg
NET Swizza [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: xF elsv disconnected
xF Axcess [Warmup]: ggs
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: U HAVE to play more
^DxF nozzzyyy :D [Warmup]: :D
xF lagger [Warmup]: see you tomorrow night

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.