#sicced.et vs no Teamplay (4045 views)

de bitch
de Knutbert
de Techniker
de Timen
de nakertaa
de sNoOp
CB Opencup 3o3 Fall 2008 -1 /2 Final Division 4
25.11.08 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth noTeamplaysNoOp 59 kills
Killing Spree noTeamplaysNoOp 8 frags without being killed
Accountant noTeamplaysNoOp 137% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! sicced|bitch 13 gibs
...and stay dead! sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD: 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning noTeamplaysNoOp 50 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! noTeamplayTimeN 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer sicced|Techniker 179 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! noTeamplaynakertaa 556 damage per frag
What objective? noTeamplaysNoOp 374 XP
Red Shirt sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD: 86 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? noTeamplaynakertaa 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore noTeamplaysNoOp 163 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sicced|Techniker 3 team kills
Gingerbread man sicced|bitch 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
sicced|Techniker60215376230315657092182020/02/133/425/517814936
sicced|bitch7719557741302201064592842720/01/336/323/218712535
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD:52197458612011511105124341350/01/129/493/424714527
sicced|6360713922228065028320309366090/04/198/4911/420414036
noTeamplayTimeN74322466270115826483161100/02/239/416/618013455
noTeamplaynakertaa81278303730219649452021600/00/131/312/3216141316
noTeamplaysNoOp1373745943100118110016746770/03/150/234/318615787
noTeamplay9597413514220045225759202643470/05/1120/2312/319414459
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sicced|Techniker86611315001415962324930/01/012/111/2DTKDKDDKKK/K/KD/DXDDKXKKK/DKDDK
sicced|bitch885630348029505236271780/00/111/72/0/KDKT/KK/DK//DDK//D/KTK/KDDKKD
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD:68782435901758124493810/00/010/112/0DKX/XK/K/K/KK//K/TKDDDKDKDDDKD
sicced|81195678417042012460104443520/01/133/295/2
noTeamplayTimeN5589101810131981236520/00/010/131/2KDKK/DDKDDTDKD//DKDKDKDDDKDKD
noTeamplaynakertaa56011700041415212400/00/01/130/0DDDDDDD/D///DDDDKD
noTeamplaysNoOp170113171060033286203900/01/116/50/2KDDKK/DXKDK/KKK/DKDDKKKKKKKK
noTeamplay772622845701106682652820/01/127/311/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sicced|Techniker3153722100418483564540/00/07/160/2DD/KK/D/DDDKDDDDDDK/KDDDDDKKD
sicced|bitch60521220100522562769360/01/110/121/2/KDDDKDDKDDDK/DD/KKKDK/DKDKDK/KD
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD:3455823100423963739180/00/08/170/2DDD/DKKDKDDDD/DDKD//KDDKDKDDDKD
sicced|421602765300136500100721080/01/125/451/6
noTeamplayTimeN901041921400930052500900/01/116/122/1K/D/KD/K/KD/KKDKKD/KKD/KKXDKDK/KDKXK/KKDDD
noTeamplaynakertaa70096142102921302291600/00/015/92/1/KKK/DKK/D/DDK/K/KKKDDKDDK/DTK/DKK/T
noTeamplaysNoOp12012318152011035221647590/00/015/54/1/KK/K/KK/K//KK/K/TKK/DDKKKKKD/DDKKX
noTeamplay303323513870328865743763090/01/146/268/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sicced|Techniker60841220201625462456430/01/18/134/0K/DD//KK/TKDDDDDKD/KK/KKDDDKDDKKD
sicced|bitch73711115200525492250580/00/111/90/0DDKD/KKKDK/D/DDKKDDKK/K/KD
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD:47481021000123703291180/01/18/181/2DDDKDDK/DXKDDDDKDKDKDDDKDDDDKDKK
sicced|60203335640112746579971190/02/327/405/2
noTeamplayTimeN88991517100327802725180/01/112/102/3D/KK/DDDDKK/KKDDDDDKKKKKDKKDKDKD
noTeamplaynakertaa107110141320052470218500/00/114/50/2/KK/KKDK/K/KKKDK/DKDKDKKDDD
noTeamplaysNoOp100921515000427472555180/02/013/110/0KKKK/KDDDD/DDKKK/KK/KDKDKKDDKD
noTeamplay9830144453001279977465360/03/239/262/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
sicced|Techniker10017550011580874120/00/06/20/1KK/KKDKTDDD
sicced|bitch801645200178863800/00/04/40/0K/DKXDKDDK
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD:4216372003527911180/00/03/30/0D///KDDKKD
sicced|74491217401518952423300/00/013/90/1
noTeamplayTimeN333026100049872600/00/01/61/0DDDDKDKD
noTeamplaynakertaa201215000147966400/00/01/40/0DDDK/D
noTeamplaysNoOp30046932001144650500/00/06/20/0KKK/DKKKKKKD
noTeamplay11888121430022423189500/00/08/121/0

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Player Chats
noTeamplayTimeN [Warmup]: !
sicced|Techniker [Countdown]: hf gl >(
sicced|Techniker [Countdown]: :)
[9:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:42]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:11]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:13]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
noTeamplayTimeN [4:02]: :X-D
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD: [4:00]: :(
[3:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
noTeamplayTimeN [2:56]: wp
[2:51]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:08
noTeamplayTimeN [Warmup]: !
[0:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:03]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:08)
sicced|bitch [Intermission]: gg
noTeamplaynakertaa [Intermission]: fMEHR DMG ALS SNOOP D:D:D:
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD: [Intermission]: KRASS
noTeamplaysNoOp [Intermission]: x)
noTeamplaynakertaa [Intermission]: Aber so richtig :D
noTeamplaynakertaa [Warmup]: nach 1killshow.
noTeamplayTimeN [Warmup]: !
noTeamplaysNoOp [Warmup]: muessen wir jetzt echt eure gammelmap spielen
sicced|bitch [Warmup]: ja
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD: [Warmup]: nee koennen auchs lassen
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD: [Warmup]: und defwin fuer uns
noTeamplayTimeN [Warmup]: ":D"
noTeamplaysNoOp [Countdown]: ne sorry, wir sind profies
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD: [Countdown]: jkk
[9:44]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:37]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:28]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:12]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:37]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:46]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:46]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:18]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
noTeamplayTimeN [2:20]: D:
[2:20]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:20]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:39
noTeamplaynakertaa [Intermission]: timen hat mehr dmg als snoop :DD:D:
sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD: [Intermission]: KRASS
noTeamplaynakertaa [Intermission]: aber so richtig :D
noTeamplayTimeN [Warmup]: !
noTeamplayTimeN [Warmup]: !
[7:40]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:40]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[6:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:38 (original: 9:39)
[Intermission]: sicced|KnutBert DDDDDD: disconnected
noTeamplaysNoOp [Intermission]: gaygay
sicced|bitch [Intermission]: WP GG
[Intermission]: noTeamplaysNoOp disconnected
[Intermission]: noTeamplaynakertaa disconnected
noTeamplayTimeN [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: sicced|Techniker disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.