one4one vs Epic Fail (4288 views)

be Sh1zzle
si carniee
ee al
ee H3llY
ee Sinnu
ee FreeZe
gr alexander
gr K3rv3r0s
gr Immortal
de duKe_
de FaKy
ch Vegi
25.11.08 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth one4one.frEezetej 68 kills
Killing Spree one4one.carniee 6 frags without being killed
Accountant one4one.frEezetej 128% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! one4one.Sh1zzle 19 gibs
...and stay dead! one4one.carniee 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning one4one.frEezetej 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! one4one.Sinnu 33 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Alex 'eF 86 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! duKe_ 'eF 349 damage per frag
What objective? one4one.frEezetej 384 XP
Red Shirt FaKy 'eF 76 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? vegi 'eF 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore one4one.Sh1zzle 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut one4one.carniee 6 team kills
Gingerbread man one4one.H3llY 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
FaKy 'eF55273437692010776385661770/11/833/337/1818111037
duKe_ 'eF5425135659019913274871430/01/526/418/1126111536
K3rv3r0s'eF28149206942211412292865060/02/216/423/12206131210
Immortal'eF43244266050195556101351270/02/521/314/1321416938
Alex 'eF61144396212226377844013700/019/40/3420/15976936
vegi 'eF6422837585037647966082000/01/134/405/11175114310
'eF511289200390446952368304648315230/026/1130/4047/1118911838
one4one.Sh1zzle1163135749190314892885934180/05/752/203/1115717544
one4one.Sinnu1022945552132120784246713210/08/515/1833/101438766
one4one.frEezetej12838468531400181086883504191/05/654/248/516015855
one4one.LAL812594350123112722969681900/07/323/2614/1016813136
one4one.carniee862584449162619731055567130/02/342/2716/916610965
one4one.H3llY792554456160428781873764980/00/434/1411/717813257
one4one.98176331130990715111499954151425591/027/4220/1485/716213256
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FaKy 'eF1007417174201249819831260/00/213/63/6DK/DKKDKKKSKSKDDDKDKKKDDDKKDKDKDDK
duKe_ 'eF63651219200631761743360/01/26/115/1KDKK/DDK/KDKKXD/K/DDDKKK//KDDDDD
K3rv3r0s'eF2734518011483221741780/00/15/90/3/KD/KDD/D/DDTDDDDKDSKKDD
Immortal'eF5644916300311732545360/01/08/80/6K/KKKDDK/XDDKDK/KDDDDKDDDD
Alex 'eF1006214144114171814671860/06/20/77/0/K/KKKDSTKK/KK/DKDDKDKKKDKDDD
vegi 'eF71721014101327762246440/01/09/81/4D//KK/DTDKKKDDKDKXKDDKDDKD
'eF70351679814432112173121586060/09/741/4916/20
one4one.Sh1zzle6672812201316132122410/00/39/30/3DKDDDKK/DKDK//DDKDKTK
one4one.Sinnu81621316710417281804750/02/24/47/6DSD/KDKD//KDKDDKKK/KDDDKKKKDKX
one4one.frEezetej1061111716400433282935760/00/317/70/1KKKKD/DDDKD//KDKKDKDKKDKD/KKKDDKK
one4one.LAL1006113134002177818681000/05/13/105/1DDKKKDDDDDDK/KK/KDKKKDXKKKD
one4one.carniee585110175013214820123310/00/08/113/2/DDDKDKDKDKDD/KDKKKDDDDK/TKD
one4one.H3llY80711215500515631432750/00/07/55/3K/DDDDKD/KKDDD/KKKK/DKKDK/K
one4one.82428738927122112158121736980/07/948/4020/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FaKy 'eF40621025100519662653330/01/17/92/5DK/KDDDD/DDKDKDDDDDKDKD/K/KD/KDKDDD
duKe_ 'eF1563320000217162549360/00/11/91/7KDD/DD/KDDDDDDDDDKDDDDD
K3rv3r0s'eF835223111291329442740/00/00/143/5D/STDDKDDDDDDD/DDKDDDDDDDD
Immortal'eF448081810021762292500/00/25/73/6DKXDKDDKDKKDKDDD/DKDDDD/KDD
Alex 'eF500102001010000/05/10/115/6DKDKDKDDDKDDSDDKD/KDDDKKDDDKDK
vegi 'eF36071900030000/00/06/111/5DDDD/KDKDKDK/DDD/KDKKDDDDD
'eF3224040125321156357110713430/06/519/6115/34
one4one.Sh1zzle16110521138007290920061050/01/118/32/2DKD/KDKKDKKKDK/KKK/K/K/KK/K/KKDKKK
one4one.Sinnu10055151511092098926340/00/10/315/2KKD/K/S/XD/DKD/K/KK/K/DKKKKKK/K
one4one.frEezetej18513326142009368520211560/04/117/45/0KK/K/KKKK//KDKKDK/KKK/K/KK/KD/KKKDKKKKKD
one4one.LAL8572121420072089185000/00/07/45/4/D/K/KKDKDKKKXK//D/KKDDDKK/
one4one.carniee1606785013611095151410/00/015/46/5KKT/DSKKK/KKKDKK/T/DD/DDDKDKKDDKK/KKKT
one4one.H3llY274851800182693372300/00/35/23/4XD/KKDDKKKK/KKDT/KKK/KK/K//DKKD/DX
one4one.120480877913244614583110414360/05/662/2036/17
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FaKy 'eF471371634400432993930180/10/513/182/7KDKDDKDXDDDDKDKDDDKDDDD/KDKDKDDK/KDKDK//KDDDKDKXDDDD
duKe_ 'eF761232026701142403195710/00/219/212/3DDKDKKKDDDKDDKKDDDKKDDDDKDXKDKDKDK/KTDKDDKKDDDKK
K3rv3r0s'eF46801328300523774168540/02/111/190/4DDKDDDD/K/XDKDKDDKDDD//KDDDKDKKDKKDDDDKDK/
Immortal'eF34120926101426214665910/01/38/161/1KDDDDKDKKDDDKKK/DK//KDD/DDDDDTDDDDDD
Alex 'eF538215288011206029341840/08/10/168/9KDDTDDDKDKDDKKDDKDDDDDKDDDDD/KDKKDKDKXKDDDKDK
vegi 'eF8015620254021370343621560/00/119/213/2KDKKD/DDDDDTKKKDKKKDKDDDKKKDDKKTDDKKDDDDDDKDKKD
'eF566989316727051618300232545740/111/1370/11116/26
one4one.Sh1zzle11613628249024440644652720/04/325/141/6KDDDKDKTDKKDDKK/KDDKKKKDKKXKDDKKK/DDDKDKDKK/K/DKXKKXTDKKD
one4one.Sinnu12817727215017401619412120/06/211/1111/2/KD/KKDKKDKK/DD/TKKK/KKKDDK/DDKDDKDKK/KDKKKXKKKKKD
one4one.frEezetej10814025238005385533941871/01/220/133/4K/KKDDD/KKKDKKD/KDXDKDDD/XKKDKKKKDKDKDKKDKKD/KDKKD
one4one.LAL781261823631333623250900/02/213/124/5KDKD/K/KXSKKDDSDDKDDKDK/KSKKDKDKKDKDDKDDKTXD
one4one.carniee961402627111210405330292410/02/319/127/2KDKKK/KDKKKKK/XKK/KKDK/DD/DDKK//DDSKDDDDDTKT/KKK/KK/KDKD
one4one.H3llY1171362723110315356222214230/00/122/73/0/KK//T//KK/K/K/K/KKKDK/KT/K/KK/TKDK/DKKKKK/KDKKDKKDDD
one4one.107855151141504944232541830014251/015/13110/6929/19

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Player Chats
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: dont be rude sinnu!
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: you retard!
one4one.Sinnu [Warmup]: :(
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: :DD
one4one.Sinnu [Warmup]: :B
rAUL [Warmup]: tsau
one4one.Sinnu [Warmup]: nice ping vegi :D
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: provider probs
rAUL [Warmup]: oot ma näitan pingi
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: leave raul
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: :O
rAUL [Warmup]: :D:D:D
rAUL [Warmup]: LOOK MY PING
rAUL [Warmup]: : D
one4one.Sinnu [Warmup]: :DDD
one4one.carniee [Warmup]: amazing
one4one.Sinnu [Warmup]: owned :D
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: i couldnt care more
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: no spec
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: go ettv
one4one.carniee [Warmup]: :D
rAUL [Warmup]: im fucking backup
one4one.Sinnu [Warmup]: true
one4one.carniee [Warmup]: hurensohn
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: #care
one4one.Sinnu [Warmup]: +
one4one.carniee [Warmup]: :D
rAUL [Warmup]: 1 might crash
one4one.Sh1zzle [Warmup]: yea otherwise u cant tell us their spawntime raul
one4one.Sh1zzle [Warmup]: go
one4one.LAL [Warmup]: he is our ingame leader
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: ye
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: then we pause and you can join
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: G
vegi 'eF [Warmup]: CHECK AVERAGE PING ^^
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: T
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: then you can connec
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: to server
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: F
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: O
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: if he crashed
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: :]
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: stay vent and spec ettv or i dont care ..
one4one.carniee [Warmup]: :D
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: do it please
one4one.frEezetej [Warmup]: nice explaining faky & duke
one4one.frEezetej [Warmup]: console !
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: !
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: np
one4one.Sh1zzle [Warmup]: we need more ettvs!
one4one.carniee [Warmup]: scheisse nubschwein
one4one.carniee [Warmup]: :D
one4one.Sh1zzle [Warmup]: every single duke fanboi has to get in 1 ettv server ?
one4one.frEezetej [Warmup]: wot
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: so we need 1000 ettv's
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: atleast :<
one4one.Sh1zzle [Warmup]: more
one4one.Sh1zzle [Warmup]: MOAR
one4one.H3llY [Warmup]: i don't need any
one4one.LAL [Countdown]: shoutout to dave and timmy
one4one.LAL [Countdown]: ;XD
FaKy 'eF [Countdown]: Viewer Peak: 9
FaKy 'eF [Countdown]: !
one4one.Sh1zzle [14:58]: EIRIK <3333
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
FaKy 'eF [14:34]: shoutout psi
one4one.carniee [13:09]: :)
one4one.carniee [13:09]: :)
FaKy 'eF [13:07]: :p
duKe_ 'eF [11:30]: :<
FaKy 'eF [10:45]: console: |PBBHub| Player IMNOTGAY (6ff13aba) banned for MD5TOOL(9002)
[10:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
K3rv3r0s'eF [10:13]: lol
[9:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:21]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:21]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:52]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:40]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[7:39]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
duKe_ 'eF [7:37]: :<
one4one.Sinnu [6:45]: wp
K3rv3r0s'eF [6:40]: sure
[6:38]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:21
duKe_ 'eF [Intermission]: gg
one4one.frEezetej [Warmup]: Ready
one4one.frEezetej [Warmup]: rup immortal
one4one.Sinnu [Countdown]: HF
FaKy 'eF [8:15]: console: |PBBHub| Player TEG<3belaaa8DDDD (2fd0e43b) banned for GAME HOOK(125104)
[8:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
one4one.LAL [7:00]: :-D
one4one.LAL [6:59]: :-D
[5:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:12]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
K3rv3r0s'eF [4:12]: haha
[3:19]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
one4one.LAL [3:19]: :XD
one4one.Sinnu [3:19]: carniee crashed
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: ye makes sens the pause!
one4one.Sinnu [3:19]: are u in a hurry?
[3:18]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
vegi 'eF [3:19]: as if we could get it
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: i wanna go to wank
vegi 'eF [3:19]: xD
one4one.LAL [3:19]: freeze afk anyway
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: so i got noteam
one4one.H3llY [3:19]: :D
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: *time
one4one.Sinnu [3:19]: know that faky
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: ye
[3:18]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
FaKy 'eF [3:18]: but first i want to get some nude pics of you
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: then i can start
one4one.Sinnu [3:19]: with what are you going to wank?
[3:18]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: and filesharing is pretty difficult
one4one.Sh1zzle [3:19]: with his hand afaik
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: right hand
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: sh1zzle
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: mr. einstein
one4one.Sinnu [3:19]: and wanking what?
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: :D
[3:18]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
one4one.Sinnu [3:18]: air?
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: ye depends
one4one.Sh1zzle [3:18]: xD
[3:18]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
one4one.LAL [3:19]: why is this server lagging btw ?
one4one.LAL [3:19]: :[
Immortal'eF [3:19]: blame pb
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: because of your ping and antilagg
[3:18]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
one4one.LAL [3:19]: i blame duke
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: thats the way
FaKy 'eF [3:18]: how ET goes
duKe_ 'eF [3:19]: :o
FaKy 'eF [3:18]: i also blame duke
one4one.LAL [3:19]: duke :< stop lagging this
duKe_ 'eF [3:18]: ;]
[3:18]: one4one.carniee Server command overflow
[3:18]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
one4one.Sinnu [3:19]: can i join your team and mute faky?
one4one.Sh1zzle [3:19]: has nothing to do with eirik being my cuddly panda <333333
FaKy 'eF [3:18]: ye
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: you could do
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: but i wont like it
[3:18]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: i am pretty shy
[3:19]: one4one.carniee connected
one4one.Sinnu [3:19]: too bad :(
[3:19]: one4one.carniee Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
duKe_ 'eF [3:19]: ...
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: and well its just that i want to get some e-friends and stuff
[3:18]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: hope you could support me
[3:19]: one4one.carniee connected
[3:19]: one4one.carniee disconnected
duKe_ 'eF [3:19]: get carniee some et knowledge pls
one4one.Sh1zzle [3:18]: he's gonna get kicked for ignoring MD5 tool aswell
duKe_ 'eF [3:19]: ...
one4one.Sh1zzle [3:19]: u'll see
[3:18]: one4one.carniee connected
FaKy 'eF [3:19]: i appreciate
one4one.LAL [3:19]: :-D
one4one.LAL [3:19]: :-D
one4one.LAL [3:19]: :-D
one4one.LAL [3:19]: :-D
[3:19]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
one4one.LAL [3:19]: :-D
[3:19]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:19]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:19]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:19]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:19]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:19]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:19]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:19]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:19]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:19]: FIGHT!
vegi 'eF [2:56]: ffs
Alex 'eF [2:17]: haha
K3rv3r0s'eF [2:06]: we r 2 low 4 u
[1:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
one4one.Sh1zzle [1:24]: bb to ur nacho
one4one.Sh1zzle [1:22]: xD
duKe_ 'eF [1:22]: :<
one4one.LAL [1:19]: :-D
FaKy 'eF [1:04]: console: |PBBHub| Player Pavaroti (97c2b9e4) banned for GAME HOOK(125104)
[1:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[0:50]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
FaKy 'eF [0:38]: console: |PBBHub| Player HARDCORE ### (69f391cb) banned for MULTIHACK(70534)
FaKy 'eF [0:25]: i need to buy some water
FaKy 'eF [0:19]: otherwise i got nothgunb
FaKy 'eF [0:12]: i was writing!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:21)
one4one.frEezetej [Intermission]: wp
Immortal'eF [Intermission]: gg
duKe_ 'eF [Intermission]: gg
K3rv3r0s'eF [Intermission]: that is what i call gg
FaKy 'eF [Countdown]: console: |PBBHub| Player AQ (73734047) banned for CVAR(9001)
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:34]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
duKe_ 'eF [12:02]: :<
one4one.carniee [12:01]: :)
vegi 'eF [9:32]: pls
[9:14]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:58]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:35]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
one4one.frEezetej [8:11]: go eat a pineapple
[7:52]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
duKe_ 'eF [6:52]: i love that config...
[6:44]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
duKe_ 'eF [4:39]: :::
duKe_ 'eF [4:37]: ...*
one4one.LAL [4:37]: :-D
one4one.LAL [4:36]: :-D
one4one.LAL [4:36]: :-D
[3:37]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
one4one.frEezetej [3:28]: NICE LAG
duKe_ 'eF [1:39]: omg
duKe_ 'eF [1:31]: ^^
FaKy 'eF [0:56]: console: |PBBHub| Player Cless (10bd20d1) banned for MULTIHACK(71006)
vegi 'eF [0:55]: ..
FaKy 'eF [0:38]: i was so perfect on your head
FaKy 'eF [0:36]: i swear
one4one.frEezetej [0:01]: :DDDD
one4one.H3llY [0:01]: xD
one4one.Sh1zzle [0:00]: xD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
FaKy 'eF [Intermission]: gg
duKe_ 'eF [Intermission]: gg wp
one4one.frEezetej [Intermission]: wp
FaKy 'eF [Intermission]: i need to buy now something to eat
one4one.H3llY [Warmup]: :D
one4one.Sh1zzle [Warmup]: buy nachos
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: so wp ;)
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: ye
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: gg
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: gg wp
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: gl at cup
one4one.Sh1zzle [Warmup]: u 2 :P
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: <3 allan
one4one.Sh1zzle [Warmup]: gg
one4one.H3llY [Warmup]: ok
one4one.H3llY [Warmup]: gg

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