Epsilon vs Epic Fail (4972 views)

de butchji
de snoop
de zerender
nl abort
pl dialer
ch gifty
gr K3rv3r0s
gr alexander
lv dunno
de FaKy
de duKe_
ch vegi
CrossFire Challenge 5

Group Match D5
13.12.08 00:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth epsilon.butchji @internet 59 kills
Killing Spree epsilon.snoopi 7 frags without being killed
Accountant epsilon.butchji @internet 140% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! epsilon.dialer 15 gibs
...and stay dead! ouunp 'eF~ 50% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning epsilon.butchji @internet 51 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! epsilon.gifty BD 24 SPAM kills
Fragstealer FaKy 'eF 94 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! epsilon.gifty BD 215 damage per frag
What objective? epsilon.butchji @internet 316 XP
Red Shirt FaKy 'eF 55 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Alex 'eF 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore vegi 'eF 214 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Alex 'eF 3 team kills
Gingerbread man epsilon.zerendR 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
FaKy 'eF56220315511029471870704340/02/445/305/1015212935
Alex 'eF406621533039239034414560/08/61/2715/1011465311
K3rv3r0s'eF4714421456002361072401050/10/218/283/9172161411
duKe_ 'eF92213363912031610651902100/01/430/297/717013369
ouunp 'eF~67164304515033510365673570/00/031/322/1017014646
vegi 'eF8924734388031709382053720/01/233/273/1120921624
'eF6310541732755501425290203771319340/012/2158/2735/1116514248
epsilon.dialer71180324415124601748082080/00/222/3211/418810765
epsilon.snoopi119282433511121665464363080/06/331/268/415517973
epsilon.zerendR912204044120111642447533010/01/332/245/616110833
epsilon.abort8322729351401852526075770/01/126/193/818117443
epsilon.butchji @internet137316594214107932470491400/02/251/285/315816464
epsilon.gifty BD10523840375128680840842591/07/06/2424/917010744
epsilon.1011463243237714839404793320512931/017/0168/2456/916914054
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FaKy 'eF90721011300116631886590/00/010/60/4KD/DKKDKDKKDDKDKDKDDK
Alex 'eF5730814302491912372430/02/01/77/2/TDTKK/DD/DKDK/DDKKDKDDK
K3rv3r0s'eF885589300011951510180/00/16/52/2DKKDKKKKDKDDDDDKD
duKe_ 'eF1507012850201878924670/00/17/76/3KXDDXKXTDDDKKKDKKKKDKTKKD
ouunp 'eF~8840893010117413531570/00/08/91/0KDDKTDKKKKDDKDKDDD
vegi 'eF171631273010258719091430/01/011/51/4KKXDDKTKXKDKKDKKDKDKDKX
'eF107330585820065941688196870/03/243/3917/15
epsilon.dialer58477126011139115501000/00/05/93/2DK/DKDKDKDDDDDKKTDKD
epsilon.snoopi109621211500014942214180/00/111/71/3KDKDKDDKDDDKKDKKKDKKKDD
epsilon.zerendR504151020115721226820/00/25/41/2DDDKDKD/TDDKDKDK
epsilon.abort706471050011552175100/01/06/60/3KDKKKDDDK/KDKDDDD
epsilon.butchji @internet8148911210014691823180/00/09/90/2KDKDDDKKSKDKDDKKDDKDD
epsilon.gifty BD1628613810012341852520/01/01/68/3DKDKKDKDDKKXKKK/DXKDKKK
epsilon.88348536221124881994162700/02/337/4113/15

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FaKy 'eF2753518200230112062460/00/212/102/4DDDKDDKDKKDK/KDDDDKXDKDKDKKDKKK/K
Alex 'eF43071600030000/03/50/54/2DKDDKKKDDKK/KDDDDD/DD/X
K3rv3r0s'eF383051300019492021690/00/14/91/2DDKDDKDKDDDKDDDDK/
duKe_ 'eF6327711400012621310800/00/16/91/0DKKDKDKDKDKDKDDDDD
ouunp 'eF~1305713106010174720131390/00/014/80/2DDDKKDDKKDKDTKKDKKKKKDDK
vegi 'eF7282811201015152147570/00/09/90/2KDDKDDDKDDKKDDDKKTDK
'eF62249457914026577486975910/03/945/508/12
epsilon.dialer12062121041101899918540/00/18/75/1KKDDDDKDDKKKKKKDSKKKDDT
epsilon.snoopi1009210103021182717321830/04/25/73/0DTKDDKKDKKTKKKK/DDKDDD
epsilon.zerendR1095712111000163512301290/01/08/101/2KKXKKDKDDKKDDKDKDDKDDKKD
epsilon.abort7239811401313701431590/00/08/61/2T/KKK/KD/KDKDKDDDKDD
epsilon.butchji @internet1831052212600228421965360/01/021/80/1KKKDDDKKKDDKKK/KKDKDKKKDKKKKK/KKDD
epsilon.gifty BD6353711110215031010490/03/00/74/4KXKK/KD/KDDDDKXDDDKSX
epsilon.1084087165192481107682865100/09/350/4514/10
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FaKy 'eF94791617400424002637360/00/214/101/2X/DKDKK//DDDK/KKDKDKDKKKDKKDKDKDKD
Alex 'eF1624318001190518392130/02/10/122/6DDD/DDTDDDKKDDDDDDDDXDKX
K3rv3r0s'eF3147619200111723051180/10/06/120/4DK/DDDDDDDDDDKKDDKDDDKDK
duKe_ 'eF81991316301121952425630/00/114/90/4/DKDDDDDDDDDKKDKDKDKDKTDKKKKKK
ouunp 'eF~3867821601321823201610/00/08/111/7DD//DKXDDDDDKDKDKDKD/DKDKDKDDT
vegi 'eF628110161010213134601720/00/29/102/4TDDKKDKDDKDDDDKDKDKDDDDKDKK
'eF543975610716041010985166135630/12/651/646/27
epsilon.dialer55631018300223711950540/00/18/141/0/DDKDKDKDDDXKKDDKKDKDKD/DKDDD
epsilon.snoopi1771071693100241117861070/02/010/74/1KKKKKKDKKKDKDKKDKDSKDKDKD
epsilon.zerendR88701618500932091665900/00/012/83/1/KKDKDK//K/KKK/KK/KDK/DKDDDK/K/DD
epsilon.abort12079121030021814186100/00/110/62/2KKKKDK/KDKXDDDKK/KDDKKD
epsilon.butchji @internet178142251460044521257100/01/018/95/0KKKK/KDKDKK/KK/KKDKKKDKKDKKKK/KKKDDDD
epsilon.gifty BD1638718113025228711521581/03/04/511/1KK/KKKKK/K/KK/TTD/KKKDDDKKKKDKD
epsilon.130548978023122216613109854091/06/262/4926/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FaKy 'eF0160920223541341930/02/09/42/0KKK/TK/KKDKDKTDKKKD
Alex 'eF601235000156636500/01/00/32/0K/KDKDD
K3rv3r0s'eF501224100029465800/00/02/20/1DKDKD
duKe_ 'eF1001744000077153100/01/13/40/0KKDKDKDXD
ouunp 'eF~2001500000000/00/01/40/1KDDDDD
vegi 'eF1002144200186068900/00/04/30/1KXDK/KKDD
'eF55781431502428453584930/04/119/204/3
epsilon.dialer75834200135639000/00/01/22/1/KDKDKD
epsilon.snoopi1002155000092270400/00/05/50/0DDKDKDKDKK
epsilon.zerendR14052754001100863200/00/17/20/1DKDKK/KDKKKD
epsilon.abort50452420025161032180/00/02/10/1DDK//K
epsilon.butchji @internet6021350001492690860/00/23/20/0/DKDKDDK
epsilon.gifty BD2812270000677107000/00/01/61/1DDDDKDDDK
epsilon.7615922308005397145181040/00/319/183/4

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Player Chats
ouunp 'eF~ [Warmup]: our group is full of kackspasts
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: :<
epsilon.butchji @internet [Warmup]: :D
epsilon.gifty BD [Warmup]: ESPILON?
epsilon.gifty BD [Warmup]: LEL?
epsilon.gifty BD [Warmup]: LAL
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: :<
epsilon.gifty BD [Warmup]: shoutout to vegi
epsilon.butchji @internet [Warmup]: shoutout to community
ouunp 'eF~ [Warmup]: dialer havent seen you ye
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: haha
ouunp 'eF~ [Warmup]: yet*
epsilon.dialer [Warmup]: :D
epsilon.abort [Warmup]: shoutout to my cf buddylist zomg
ouunp 'eF~ [Warmup]: i have q3
ouunp 'eF~ [Warmup]: lets play 1on1
vegi 'eF [Warmup]: huere bure dialekt gifty
ouunp 'eF~ [Warmup]: !
epsilon.dialer [Warmup]: woo
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: shoutout to azimiz and the others who i need to greet :o
FaKy 'eF [Warmup]: :D
ouunp 'eF~ [Countdown]: shoutout to lattards
FaKy 'eF [Countdown]: chosen sucks cocks
FaKy 'eF [Countdown]: for free
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:18]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
epsilon.snoopi [12:55]: :oo
epsilon.gifty BD [12:54]: sirtaki
epsilon.gifty BD [12:53]: !
[12:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
K3rv3r0s'eF [12:51]: WH
[12:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:09]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
duKe_ 'eF [9:16]: gg :o
vegi 'eF [8:39]: nochher eis rauche gifty?
[8:38]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:21
epsilon.gifty BD [Intermission]: jo
epsilon.gifty BD [Intermission]: hescsh zigis?
epsilon.gifty BD [Intermission]: hä käni me
duKe_ 'eF [Intermission]: :o
vegi 'eF [Intermission]: jo
epsilon.gifty BD [Warmup]: easy
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: :]
epsilon.gifty BD [Warmup]: im listening to sirtaki
epsilon.gifty BD [Warmup]: kerveros ;)
K3rv3r0s'eF [Countdown]: good 4 u
epsilon.gifty BD [Countdown]: :D:DD
[4:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:22]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:47]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:06]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:50]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
epsilon.gifty BD [2:20]: hode
duKe_ 'eF [2:14]: ihr seid so scheiße lucky
duKe_ 'eF [2:13]: ^^
epsilon.gifty BD [2:11]: :D
epsilon.butchji @internet [2:03]: wir hustlen
[1:23]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:10]: The Tank has been damaged!
ouunp 'eF~ [0:45]: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ouunp 'eF~ [0:45]: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
epsilon.gifty BD [0:44]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
epsilon.gifty BD [0:42]: LOL
epsilon.gifty BD [0:36]: this must be failure of the lan
[0:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
duKe_ 'eF [0:33]: :D
epsilon.butchji @internet [0:31]: :D
epsilon.butchji @internet [0:31]: :D
duKe_ 'eF [0:02]: :<
[0:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
duKe_ 'eF [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:21)
epsilon.butchji @internet [Intermission]: HUSTLEN
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: so wat nu
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: frost?
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: adler?
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: :<
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: wie wärs mit oasis?
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: xD
epsilon.butchji @internet [Warmup]: ok
epsilon.gifty BD [Warmup]: svarvadel
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: :]
epsilon.butchji @internet [Warmup]: schaut eh keiner zu
epsilon.butchji @internet [Warmup]: :->
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: stimmt
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: xD
epsilon.butchji @internet [Warmup]: gibt kein _te
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: :<
epsilon.butchji @internet [Warmup]: :-<
duKe_ 'eF [Countdown]: na dann gl und so
ouunp 'eF~ [Countdown]: zerender do tk
duKe_ 'eF [9:45]: :<
epsilon.snoopi [9:44]: lol duke
[7:35]: Storage Wall destroyed!
duKe_ 'eF [7:00]: :<
duKe_ 'eF [6:57]: looool
epsilon.gifty BD [6:56]: so sucky
epsilon.gifty BD [6:54]: :D
duKe_ 'eF [6:35]: endlcih
duKe_ 'eF [6:32]: endlich ;}
[6:31]: The Main Door has been breached!
epsilon.gifty BD [6:29]: ;d
ouunp 'eF~ [5:23]: 8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
epsilon.butchji @internet [3:34]: :D
[2:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
epsilon.butchji @internet [1:27]: :D
[1:03]: The Service Door has been breached!
epsilon.snoopi [0:27]: WP
[0:22]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:37
duKe_ 'eF [Intermission]: omg butchji omg
epsilon.gifty BD [Intermission]: kerveros
epsilon.butchji @internet [Intermission]: ich hab voll die schwitzigen reload haende ey
epsilon.gifty BD [Intermission]: butchji cheats!
K3rv3r0s'eF [Warmup]: i know
duKe_ 'eF [Warmup]: :<
epsilon.gifty BD [Warmup]: ;)))))))))))))))))))))))9
epsilon.butchji @internet [Warmup]: against low americans imo
K3rv3r0s'eF [Warmup]: i m amearican 2
K3rv3r0s'eF [Countdown]: :d
epsilon.butchji @internet [Countdown]: :d
epsilon.butchji @internet [Countdown]: hf :)
[8:54]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[8:53]: The Main Door has been breached!
duKe_ 'eF [8:36]: :<
[8:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:30]: The Service Door has been breached!
epsilon.butchji @internet [7:02]: :D
duKe_ 'eF [6:41]: gg
ouunp 'eF~ [6:40]: 1hp @ obj :(
[6:30]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:07 (original: 9:37)
[Intermission]: epsilon.gifty disconnected
[Intermission]: epsilon.dialer disconnected
[Intermission]: epsilon.abort disconnected
Alex 'eF [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: epsilon.zerendR disconnected
[Intermission]: ouunp 'eF~ disconnected
[Intermission]: epsilon.snoopi disconnected
[Intermission]: epsilon.butchji @internet disconnected

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