Fuck Off And Die vs team stAt1c (2689 views)

pl LauX
pl kMl
gb Gieri
nl mAss1v
nl dipstick
nl Highway
04.12.11 00:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth stAtic Highway^D:D! 65 kills
Killing Spree foad } Gi3ri.:x 10 frags without being killed
Accountant stAt1c n00bi 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! foad } Gi3ri.:x 13 gibs
...and stay dead! foad } kMl 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning stAtic Highway^D:D! 55 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! stAtic Highway^D:D! 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer foad } LauX :D 151 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! stAt1c mAss1v 460 damage per frag
What objective? stAtic Highway^D:D! 390 XP
Red Shirt foad } LauX :D 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? stAt1c mAss1v 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore stAt1c n00bi 168 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut stAtic Highway^D:D! 5 team kills
Gingerbread man stAtic Highway^D:D! 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
foad } LauX :D521903873301864298588710/03/134/572/716911826
foad } Gi3ri.:x7434346621301161008490911470/04/438/395/3219147106
foad } kMl44219296680014734494711660/01/527/440/425314446
foad } 5675211320124023823857271503840/08/599/447/421413656
stAt1c mAss1v68268436330221847686841300/01/241/402/219713837
stAt1c n00bi11035155509001690817936690/03/148/334/516515954
stAtic Highway^D:D!963906568905311180585125760/06/555/309/118212565
stAt90100916318121076829362251327750/010/5144/3015/118114155
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
foad } LauX :D53961426101331453971350/02/112/211/1DKTKDDDDDKDDDKD/DDDDKD/KK/DDDKKDDKKDKDKKD
foad } Gi3ri.:x521151325800635703274940/00/211/162/1DDD/DKDDDK/DKKD//K//DDKKDKKDKDKDDDKDDK
foad } kMl2867828100531864231540/00/38/190/2/K/XDKDDDDDDKDDK/DDDD/KDDKDD/DDKDDDKD
foad } 4427835791001149901114761830/02/631/563/4
stAt1c mAss1v809121262001134603393400/00/121/140/1KDK/KDK/D/D/DKD/KKDKK/KK/DDDD/KDDK/K/KK/KKDKDKKX
stAt1c n00bi9099182030092930310200/01/016/91/2K//DK/KKKK/K/KKK/KK/D/KDDK/DKDDKKDDKDD
stAtic Highway^D:D!10814126242011550863406330/05/119/83/0/KD/KK//KK/KK/KKD/D/DKKK/KK/K/KDK/KK/KK/KK/DKDKKDTD
stAt93331657070135114769901730/06/256/314/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
foad } LauX :D574881410001174216800/01/07/140/1DKKXDKDDDKDKDDKDDKDDDKD
foad } Gi3ri.:x8153911001521641775170/01/18/51/0K/TK/K/DKDK/K/DDDKKDK
foad } kMl6163813100414991808580/00/18/80/0//DKDDKKKK/D/KKKDDDDD
foad } 661642538201948375751750/02/223/271/1
stAt1c mAss1v6676812000417221548180/00/08/80/0DK/K//DDKKDKDDKDK/DK
stAt1c n00bi84791113300320761429180/01/010/100/0DDKDKKDKDDD/KKDDKKDK/KK/
stAtic Highway^D:D!71811014200719531860940/01/29/50/0KD/DKDK//KKDD///KKKDKK/D
stAt74236293950014575148371300/02/227/230/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
foad } LauX :D6046915100321102449360/00/09/80/3DKDDDKK/KDDKDDKK/D/KDDKD
foad } Gi3ri.:x2289916710032030153100/03/011/42/0K/KKKKKKKKKKDK/DKDDKKK/
foad } kMl5040612200312681498540/00/16/70/1D/KD/KDKDDKKDDDK/D
foad } 1131853134400954085478900/03/126/192/4
stAt1c mAss1v732113002213092020720/00/01/111/1K/DDDDDXTDDDDDT/D
stAt1c n00bi14280107300117831610330/01/19/70/2DDKK/XDKDKXXKKKKXKDKD
stAtic Highway^D:D!779214182034238617783180/00/212/115/1KDKKDDTDKD/KDTKTDKDKDKDKD/K//DKDDKK
stAt7520425385057547854084230/01/322/296/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
foad } LauX :D38071800020000/00/06/141/2DKDDKDDDDDKDKDDKDDK//DKDD
foad } Gi3ri.:x4276819400223202511360/00/18/140/2KKDDKDKD/DDDKDDDKDK/DDDDDKD
foad } kMl534971340021391193400/01/05/100/1KDD/DDDKDDK/KDDKDKKD
foad } 441252250800637114445360/01/119/381/5
stAt1c mAss1v10869131210041985172300/01/111/71/0DKKKD/KD/KDDKKK/KDKKDK/DK
stAt1c n00bi160931610000322921795180/00/013/73/1DKKKKKXKK/DK/KKKKDKDDK/KDKD
stAtic Highway^D:D!1257615123015238014681310/00/015/61/0KDDK/TD/KKKKKKDK/KDDKK/K/DKK
stAt131238443440112665749861490/01/139/205/1

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Player Chats
[6:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
stAt1c mAss1v [4:30]: :<
[4:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
stAtic Highway^D:D! [2:00]: NICE SERVER
[1:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
stAtic Highway^D:D! [1:20]: scores
stAtic Highway^D:D! [1:17]: :DDDD!
foad } LauX :D [1:15]: :D!
foad } LauX :D [1:15]: :D!
foad } LauX :D [1:15]: :D!
foad } LauX :D [1:14]: :D!
stAtic Highway^D:D! [1:12]: really sup with server
stAtic Highway^D:D! [0:18]: he its good again
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
stAtic Highway^D:D! [10:22]: sup
[10:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:58]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:30]: The Allied Truck is in position!
foad } LauX :D [6:21]: NICE LAG
[6:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
stAtic Highway^D:D! [6:00]: ye we got it to
[5:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
stAtic Highway^D:D! [5:31]: Xd
[4:28]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:31 (original: 12:00)
stAtic Highway^D:D! [Intermission]: cant we just change the server coz this is awfull
stAtic Highway^D:D! [Intermission]: xD?
stAt1c mAss1v [Intermission]: xD
[11:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:49]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
foad } LauX :D [8:06]: :D!
foad } kMl [8:06]: :D
foad } LauX :D [8:06]: :D!
foad } LauX :D [8:06]: :D!
foad } LauX :D [8:06]: :D!
foad } LauX :D [8:06]: :D!
foad } LauX :D [8:06]: :D!
[7:25]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:25]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:54]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:39]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:24]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[4:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:35
foad } Gi3ri.:x [Intermission]: GG
[7:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:43]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
stAtic Highway^D:D! [6:28]: #@)(MULTIKILLLLL)(@#
stAtic Highway^D:D! [6:28]: #@)(MULTIKILLLLL)(@#
stAtic Highway^D:D! [5:48]: WAT
[2:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:55]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:18]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
foad } Gi3ri.:x [0:04]: gg
[0:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
foad } LauX :D [0:02]: GG
[0:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[Intermission]: foad } LauX :D disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:35)
stAtic Highway^D:D! [Intermission]: gg!
stAt1c n00bi [Intermission]: wp
foad } kMl [Intermission]: DDDD/QUIT
[Intermission]: foad } Gi3ri.:x disconnected
[Intermission]: foad } kMl disconnected
stAt1c mAss1v [Warmup]: :D!

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