Second Massachusetts vs stAt1c eSports (2470 views)

pl Mirek
pl Luki
pl Uncle
be dupeR
nl FarharN
no youseF
17.11.12 21:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SMS| Mirek 53 kills
Killing Spree SMS| Mirek 5 frags without being killed
Accountant SMS| Mirek 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! stAt1c DUPER^ :_) 17 gibs
...and stay dead! stAt1c DUPER^ :_) 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning stAt1c DUPER^ :_) 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SMS| Mirek 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SMS| Luki 161 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SMS| Mirek 248 damage per frag
What objective? SMS| Mirek 380 XP
Red Shirt SMS| Uncle 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SMS| Uncle 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SMS| Mirek 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SMS| Uncle 3 team kills
Gingerbread man stAt1c DUPER^ :_) 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SMS| Mirek93380535711011311900102342870/03/142/408/422518055
SMS| Uncle55244366530315710987942930/01/036/472/4197135312
SMS| Luki63284396260118650080511560/02/233/405/216713036
SMS| 7090812818420054625509270797360/06/2111/4015/219614848
stAt1c youseF:_D77284466080113955190671020/00/243/424/420815136
stAt1c sOMABOIji6630041627011776578369920/01/239/382/518713536
stAt1c DUPER^ :_)893025156171120987180733210/02/244/303/519414244
stAt1c 7788613817832135027079255095150/03/2126/309/519614335
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Mirek91601112000218732030180/00/110/81/1KDK/KDKDDKKK/KKDDDKDKDD
SMS| Uncle6644812001316831897880/01/08/90/0DTK/KDDKKK/KDDDDK/DDK
SMS| Luki61558130005916141300/01/17/80/0KDX/D/KKDD/KKK//DDKDDK
SMS| 73159273700110447253401060/02/225/251/1
stAt1c youseF:_D8374101200012013187500/00/110/90/1DKKDKD/DDDDKDKKDKKKDKD
stAt1c sOMABOIji418251210031190129000/00/05/90/0DD///DKKDDDDKKDKD
stAt1c DUPER^ :_)12074121041032137130700/02/19/61/0KDKKK/DKDKDDD/KKKK/DKKS
stAt1c 81230273451075340447200/02/224/241/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Mirek92821213100425392133540/01/010/91/0KKD/KK/KKK/K/DDKKDDDKDKDD
SMS| Uncle6661812100215891852180/00/08/100/0DD/D/KDKDDKKDKKKDDKD
SMS| Luki4667613100310501600180/00/06/90/1DKKDD/KKD/DDDDKD/KD
SMS| 682102638300951785585900/01/024/281/1
stAt1c youseF:_D90451011100220291711500/00/010/90/0KDKDDKDDKK/DKK/DKDDKK
stAt1c sOMABOIji757491210021629199800/00/18/81/1DKDKD/DDDDKK/KKDDKKDK
stAt1c DUPER^ :_)1005610102003192714691000/00/010/70/0/K/KKDD/KDKKDKDKDKKD
stAt1c 8817529334007558551781500/00/128/241/1
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Mirek6042352002105087600/00/03/30/1DK/DX/DKK
SMS| Uncle4231371011528730160/00/04/60/0TDK/DDKDKDD
SMS| Luki8029450012518826840/00/04/41/0KXK/TD/DDKK
SMS| 6110210173025209624321000/00/011/131/1
stAt1c youseF:_D8031451002801756180/00/03/31/0KK/DKDK/D
stAt1c sOMABOIji1001655100353137500/00/05/20/0/K/KK/DKDK
stAt1c DUPER^ :_)4227371002110096500/00/03/40/1DDK/KKD/DD
stAt1c 74741217300724322096180/00/011/91/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Mirek85326710011491113200/00/06/60/0K/KDKDDKDKDKD
SMS| Uncle133328610041115720360/00/07/21/0DK/KK/KKK/K/KD
SMS| Luki10028551002870641360/00/05/30/0KKK/DK/DKD
SMS| 106921918300734762493720/00/018/111/0
stAt1c youseF:_D57204710011004122900/00/04/60/0DDKDDDK/KDK
stAt1c sOMABOIji4216371001849112900/00/03/60/0/KDDKDDDKD
stAt1c DUPER^ :_)571547200064011181170/00/04/60/1DDKKDKDDDDK
stAt1c 525111214002249334761170/00/011/180/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Mirek12511915123012317326011970/01/011/93/1KDDDKD/KDDDDKT/KKKKKDKDKKKKK
SMS| Uncle1952421000315222433720/00/03/161/3D/DDDD/DDDDDKDDDKKX/DDDDDK
SMS| Luki6083122040052481274900/01/17/134/1DKDKKDDK/DKD//KDK/DK/KDKKKDDDDDD
SMS| 68254315370110717677832690/02/121/388/5
stAt1c youseF:_D76691317401423582399340/00/113/101/2KDDKDKDD/K/KK/TXDDDDKDDKKDKKK/DK
stAt1c sOMABOIji80651215101522522348920/01/111/71/2KDKDK/KDKKK///TKKDDDKDK/DDKD
stAt1c DUPER^ :_)10595181770093173242900/00/016/62/3KK/K/KK/K/KKK/KK/DKXKDDK/D/KDKDK/KDD
stAt1c 872294349120218778371761260/01/240/234/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Mirek754568400217741462180/01/02/53/1DDDKDXK/K/KKKDD
SMS| Uncle71245700126721162630/00/06/40/1K/KDDTKKDK/DD
SMS| Luki6622460001665822180/00/04/30/0DDKDDK/KKD
SMS| 71911521401531113446990/01/012/123/2
stAt1c youseF:_D62455810031346109700/00/03/52/1/K/XKDK/DDKDKD
stAt1c sOMABOIji634771120031206122900/00/07/60/2D/KDDKK/KK/DDDDKDK
stAt1c DUPER^ :_)80354510138947851040/00/12/10/0KKK//TD/DK
stAt1c 6812716244019344631111040/00/112/122/3

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Player Chats
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: Good luck is the result of hard work and preparation
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: GO
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: POLAKS
[10:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:44]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:42]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:45]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:46]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
SMS| Mirek [5:45]: GG :)
[5:26]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:33
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Warmup]: LEGGO
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: Good luck is the result of hard work and preparation
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Countdown]: LEGGO
[5:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:44]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
stAt1c sOMABOIji [3:51]: :D
[3:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:40]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:11]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
stAt1c youseF:_D [1:36]: ggs
stAt1c youseF:_D [1:33]: nice one tho bros
[1:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:33)
stAt1c youseF:_D [Countdown]: side on
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Countdown]: LEGGO
stAt1c youseF:_D [Countdown]: right?
[9:12]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:36]: The side gate has been built!
[8:27]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
SMS| Mirek [7:20]: GG
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [7:06]: gf unhit
SMS| Mirek [7:00]: ...
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:00
stAt1c youseF:_D [Intermission]: 3:000
stAt1c youseF:_D [Intermission]: LOLL
SMS| Uncle [Intermission]: gf
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Warmup]: LEGGO
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: Good luck is the result of hard work and preparation
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Warmup]: LEGGO
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: RUP
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: FFS
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: tired of polaks
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [Warmup]: nice
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: zamknij paszcze
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [Warmup]: tele
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: cu kuduro
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: pra voce tambem
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: filho de uma puta
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: yousef u got 248 ping so shut up pls
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: arrombada
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [Warmup]: I can hit yousef better
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [Warmup]: than I can hit u
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: what we waiting for?
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: 1 of our player afk
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: HEY DID U GUYS HEAR
stAt1c youseF:_D [Countdown]: ABOUT THE WOW PLAYER THAT GOT CAUGHT
stAt1c youseF:_D [Countdown]: ON WEBCAM HAVING SEX
stAt1c youseF:_D [Countdown]: WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
stAt1c youseF:_D [Countdown]: LMFAOO
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Countdown]: :D
SMS| Mirek [Countdown]: awesome story
[1:47]: Allies capture the factory district!
[1:45]: Axis recapture the factory district!
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [1:43]: DIE?
SMS| Luki [0:51]: jebana mysz
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [0:41]: I'm moving to poland
stAt1c youseF:_D [0:23]: tails
[0:21]: stAt1c youseF:_Dcalled a vote.
[0:16]: Vote passed!
[0:16]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
[0:16]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
[0:04]: Allies capture the factory district!
SMS| Uncle [0:03]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:00)
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [Intermission]: f
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [Intermission]: a
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: Good luck is the result of hard work and preparation
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Warmup]: LEGGO
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:37]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:49]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
stAt1c youseF:_D [9:39]: lmfao
[7:09]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:09]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [7:08]: GET HIT MIREK
[7:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [7:07]: REALLY
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [7:06]: FAG
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:56]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:50]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:39]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [6:21]: WTF
[6:11]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
stAt1c youseF:_D [6:10]: FUCKING DELIVERI
[6:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:19]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
stAt1c youseF:_D [4:33]: WP
[4:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
SMS| Luki [3:33]: po chuju
[3:22]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:54]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:54]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:05
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [Intermission]: NICE HITS
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Warmup]: LEGGO
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: rup omg odc ruprup
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Warmup]: LEGGO
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: rupaj jozek
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [Warmup]: no
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [Warmup]: su now
stAt1c youseF:_D [Warmup]: Good luck is the result of hard work and preparation
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Warmup]: LEGGO
[8:18]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[8:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:21]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:21]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:12]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:49]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
stAt1c sOMABOIji [6:47]: :)
stAt1c youseF:_D [6:47]: FUCK OFF
stAt1c youseF:_D [6:48]: POLAND
SMS| Uncle [6:47]: nice serv
stAt1c youseF:_D [6:48]: U GUYS MAD
stAt1c youseF:_D [6:48]: suck MY DICK
stAt1c youseF:_D [6:47]: YOU ALL
[6:48]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
stAt1c youseF:_D [6:48]: I HATE POLAND
[6:48]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:48]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [6:48]: me tii
[6:48]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:48]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
SMS| Uncle [6:47]: :)
[6:48]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [6:48]: oo
[6:48]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:48]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
stAt1c sOMABOIji [6:47]: :)
[6:48]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:48]: FIGHT!
[6:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [6:11]: no
stAt1c DUPER^ :_) [6:10]: just noi
[6:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
stAt1c youseF:_D [4:36]: suck ME
stAt1c youseF:_D [4:35]: POLAND
[4:35]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:35]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:30 (original: 9:05)
stAt1c youseF:_D [Intermission]: I HATE YOU
stAt1c sOMABOIji [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: stAt1c DUPER:_) disconnected
stAt1c youseF:_D [Intermission]: GO DRINK WODKA
SMS| Uncle [Intermission]: wp
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: stAt1c sOMABOIji disconnected

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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