eats my bullets bitch matches vs Second Massachusetts (3417 views)

pl TSUNA
pl s0dji
pl GETdmg
pl Uncle
pl Luki
pl Mirek


CB ET 3on3 Ladder
#clanbase.et
16.07.13 13:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SMS| Mirek 52 kills
Killing Spree SMS| Uncle 4 frags without being killed
Accountant SMS| Mirek 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! eMB_GETdmg:x 10 gibs
...and stay dead! eMB_GETdmg:x 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SMS| Mirek 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SMS| Mirek 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SMS| Mirek 175 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! eMB_s0dji:x 356 damage per frag
What objective? SMS| Mirek 320 XP
Red Shirt eMB_s0dji:x 67 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eMB_s0dji:x 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore eMB_Tsuna:x 158 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SMS| Mirek 4 team kills
Gingerbread man SMS| Luki 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SMS| Uncle681973855510107124875600/03/132/423/618715648
SMS| Luki70265456371225839775202980/02/343/325/018711848
SMS| Mirek113320524591416869368762060/02/246/268/116714947
SMS| 8178213516321365124214231525040/07/2121/2616/118014148
eMB_s0dji:x30225206730115567779281070/03/217/431/8284118210
eMB_GETdmg:x803004758101112913382882390/01/343/384/419414047
eMB_Tsuna:x8218731385011164356029640/01/229/242/320815934
eMB_607129816318133821245222454100/05/289/247/322913937
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Uncle7581152000043013349300/01/112/142/2KD/DXDKDDKDDDDDKK/KKDDKDKKK/KDKK/KDD
SMS| Luki90951921500932292542360/00/017/122/0/K/KD/KDK/KK/K/KKDDK/KD/KDKDKKDDKDK/DKKD
SMS| Mirek1801382715401539402635710/01/121/86/1KDKTD/KKKKKDKKKDKK/K/KDKK/KDKKK/KKDKDKKDKKD
SMS| 1153146156901181018286701070/02/250/3410/3
eMB_s0dji:x2791829201424743520170/02/07/200/6DDK//DDDDDKDKKDDD/DDX/DKTDDDKKDDDDDDDKD
eMB_GETdmg:x6111316265005329236881050/00/115/181/2D/D//DDKKD/DKDKDDKD/KDDDDKDKKDDKKKDKDDKKKD
eMB_Tsuna:x73931419401429042974640/00/113/132/2K/K/KKD/K/DDDKKTKDKDKXDDKKDDDKDDDDK
eMB_5429738741102138670101821860/02/235/513/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Uncle426292121032206329800/01/08/180/2K/DKK/DDDDDDDK/DDXKDKKDXDDDDDKSKD
SMS| Luki70127172410210355329411380/02/317/110/0K//KDDK////KDDTKD/KDKK/DKDDDKTDKDK/KD/KDKKK
SMS| Mirek58911017411424912795650/01/09/131/0K//KK//DDDXDKKSTDKDKDDDDDDKKK
SMS| 57280366272317825090342030/04/334/421/2
eMB_s0dji:x5093918000520972712360/01/28/110/0D/K/KDDK//KDDDKKDDDKK/KDDDD
eMB_GETdmg:x1001101818311634062483980/01/116/102/0D/DDKKK/KDKD//DKKKKDKK/KKDKKK/KDDDTSK
eMB_Tsuna:x8994171910073531305500/01/116/110/1DKDDK//K/KK/K/K/KKK/KDDDDKDKDKDKKKDXD
eMB_80297445541118903482501340/03/440/322/1
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Uncle1332286200287790500/01/06/31/2DKKK/KK/XKDDKKD
SMS| Luki44274901025767831240/00/01/63/0SDD//DDDKKKKD
SMS| Mirek7145570014818769140/00/15/21/0/KK///DTDKDKK
SMS| 839417222118227124571380/01/112/115/2
eMB_s0dji:x2221291005445461540/00/01/21/2K/D//K//DDD
eMB_GETdmg:x85346710001137867180/00/15/41/2KDDDKKDKKKDDD
eMB_5455816200515821328720/00/16/62/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| Uncle75326810011028106000/00/06/70/0DDDK/KDKDKKDKD
SMS| Luki55165910041039125400/00/08/30/0K/KKKKDKK//KX/D
SMS| Mirek1664610610131444677560/00/011/30/0K/KDKKDKK/K/TKKKD
SMS| 99942123301835112991560/00/025/130/0
eMB_s0dji:x9201110001661123500/00/01/100/0DDDDDDD/DKDD
eMB_GETdmg:x1004377100112981250180/00/07/60/0KDKKDD/KDKDKDK
eMB_5563818100219592485180/00/08/160/0

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Player Chats
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: rup
[10:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:30]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:30]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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eMB_Tsuna:x [8:29]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_GETdmg:x [8:30]: :0
[8:30]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
eMB_Tsuna:x [8:30]: :D
[8:30]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
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[8:30]: FIGHT!
[8:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:38]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[6:38]: FIGHT!
[6:16]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:15]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:14]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:01]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
SMS| Uncle [5:57]: gg
SMS| Uncle [5:57]: 2-0
eMB_Tsuna:x [5:57]: CZEKAJCIE Xd
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[3:51]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[3:51]: FIGHT!
[0:45]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:14
eMB_s0dji:x [Intermission]: ja pierdole
eMB_s0dji:x [Intermission]: ;d
[10:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:10]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
eMB_Tsuna:x [9:55]: pojebani kurwa?
SMS| Mirek [9:55]: ?
[9:55]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[9:55]: FIGHT!
[9:11]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:09]: The Allied Truck is in position!
SMS| Mirek [5:15]: :D
SMS| Mirek [5:14]: hahaa
[3:48]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:47]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:33]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
eMB_s0dji:x [0:16]: gg
SMS| Uncle [0:12]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:14)
eMB_GETdmg:x [Intermission]: d
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: panowie dawac
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: nie mam czasu
[9:27]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:03]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[7:53]: The side gate has been built!
[5:44]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:44]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:44]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:44]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:44]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:44]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:16
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg :D
eMB_Tsuna:x [Intermission]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
[4:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
eMB_Tsuna:x [4:10]: kurwa mac
eMB_Tsuna:x [4:10]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_Tsuna:x [4:10]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_Tsuna:x [4:10]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
eMB_Tsuna:x [4:10]: chuj ci w dupe nygusie:<
[4:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[4:10]: FIGHT!
[3:00]: Allies capture the factory district!
[2:21]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
eMB_Tsuna:x [0:37]: GG
SMS| Mirek [0:36]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:16)
[Intermission]: eMB_Tsuna:x disconnected
eMB_s0dji:x [Intermission]: wbija
[Intermission]: SMS| Uncle disconnected
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: nasz 3ci musi isc

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