Second Massachusetts vs cock and balls torture (2671 views)

pl alphi
pl Mirek
pl Luki
nl Baas
at DonMatthias
nl Sebhes

CB ET 3on3 OC Fall 2013
Third League
Group A
07.10.13 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SMS| Mirek 24 kills
Killing Spree SMS| Mirek 5 frags without being killed
Accountant SMS| Mirek 300% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SMS| Mirek 10 gibs
...and stay dead! SMS| Mirek 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SMS| alphi 17 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SMS| Mirek 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cbt DonMatthias 104 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS 266 damage per frag
What objective? SMS| Mirek 165 XP
Red Shirt cbt DonMatthias 26 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cbt Baas SWEK 6 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS 230 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cbt DonMatthias 1 team kills
Gingerbread man SMS| alphi 4 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cbt Baas SWEK46801124100224184132360/00/210/171/322017226
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS3573617100120213624360/00/14/131/333721314
cbt DonMatthias 42971126201324473239310/02/09/211/222212526
cbt 42250286740166886109951030/02/023/213/226017025
SMS| Luki1381531813400137362551180/00/116/82/220819632
SMS| alphi1361241914200433772261980/01/017/101/017816233
SMS| Mirek300165248100023882207400/02/117/45/116225951
SMS| 1744426135160071099568861160/03/150/48/118320642
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt Baas SWEK402841000019051683180/00/23/71/0/DKDKDKKDDDDDD
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS3719381000524143200/00/02/71/1KDDDDKDDDKD
cbt DonMatthias 50404820021006131300/01/03/60/0KDDK/DD/KDKD
cbt 42871126300324354428180/01/28/202/1
SMS| Luki8355561000133973700/00/15/40/1DKDDKKDKDDK
SMS| alphi166635320011217761980/01/04/20/0DK/KKDKK
SMS| Mirek260691357002187293700/01/011/21/1KKKK/DKKDKK/KKKKKD
SMS| 17018723141000344282435980/02/120/81/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt Baas SWEK443149000011001566180/00/04/80/1DKDDDDKDKDDKD
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS403725000110731438360/00/02/40/1/KDXDKDD
cbt DonMatthias 6349711001111441166130/01/06/81/2DKDTDKDDDKKD/KDKDKD
cbt 491171325001233174170670/01/012/201/4
SMS| Luki175507430001304128100/00/07/30/1DKKKDKDKKDK
SMS| alphi100418800021427117900/00/07/61/0K/DDKKDK/KDDKKDK
SMS| Mirek26674832000143985700/00/15/23/0KKKKKDKDKKD
SMS| 180165231550024170331700/00/119/114/1
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt Baas SWEK1501232100130527100/00/03/00/1KDK/K
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS050300007245000/00/00/20/1DDD
cbt DonMatthias 040100003614300/00/00/10/0D
cbt 502136100141386400/00/03/30/2
SMS| Luki2503452000165816400/00/03/12/0KKK/KDK
SMS| alphi0302000020624900/00/00/20/0DD
SMS| 1253754000186441300/00/03/32/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cbt Baas SWEK0903000010861200/00/00/20/1DDD
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS1001211000035230400/00/10/00/0DK
cbt DonMatthias 04060000261617180/00/00/60/0DDDDDD
cbt 332511000007211533180/00/10/80/1
SMS| Luki10014110000435369180/00/01/00/0KD
SMS| alphi600176100015277200/00/06/00/0KKK/KKK
SMS| Mirek1002230100057128000/01/01/01/0KKK
SMS| 2675310210011533721180/01/08/01/0

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Player Chats
cbt DonMatthias [Warmup]: spec pls leave
Uncle [Warmup]: ok
cbt DonMatthias [Warmup]: thx
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: sec 80 % :D
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: let's goooo
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: got 40-50 fps now :D
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: me2
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: the fps is fucking me here
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: got like 40-50 sometimes
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: but it doesn't matter so let's go :D
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: sec
cbt Baas SWEK [Warmup]: letsgo boys
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: 1 min :D
SMS| alphi [Warmup]: 1x30
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: I have to go in 4 minuts so let's go
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: :OO
cbt Baas SWEK [Warmup]: comon:D
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: shoutout naar me homies van 2.55
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: to my homies of 2.55
cbt Baas SWEK [Countdown]: shoutout orhan
[11:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:06]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:17]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:38]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:35]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:24
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg
[1:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:53]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:24)
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Intermission]: no
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Intermission]: !readyall
[9:17]: The Main Door has been breached!
[9:14]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[8:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:36]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:23
SMS| Luki [Intermission]: HAHA
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Warmup]: afgang JONGE
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [0:29]: >.<
[0:05]: Axis have returned the objective!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:23)
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Intermission]: ccccccccccc
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: bb
SMS| Luki [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: SMS| Mirek disconnected
cbt Sebhes ECONOMETRICS [Intermission]: bibuy
[Intermission]: cbt DonMatthias disconnected
[Intermission]: SMS| alphi disconnected
[Intermission]: SMS| Luki disconnected

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