meet your masters vs we pwn you (3078 views)

fr kaZIM
tr rEINA
be Pum4
pl SkyLine
pl Elviss
pl w1lko
19.01.14 01:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth we Elviss pwn 69 kills
Killing Spree r1chardinho[eCh] 5 frags without being killed
Accountant we Elviss pwn 86% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! r1chardinho[eCh] 18 gibs
...and stay dead! r1chardinho[eCh] 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning mYm.RNA 64 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! we SkyLine PWN 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer mYm.RNA 164 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! r1chardinho[eCh] 230 damage per frag
What objective? r1chardinho[eCh] 393 XP
Red Shirt mYM.kaZIM 86 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? r1chardinho[eCh] 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore mYM.kaZIM 149 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut we Elviss pwn 3 team kills
Gingerbread man mYM.kaZIM 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
we SkyLine PWN833816374921161085297873460/12/153/549/317212955
r1chardinho[eCh]68393578418021812294116601021/07/647/614/1216139510
we Elviss pwn86366698011032211319117263050/02/363/527/416414734
pwn79114018923838265634465331737531/011/3163/5220/418413846
mYM.puma722945576500119942103592140/03/249/593/518113656
mYm.RNA80367678416012110896112521000/03/464/531/716313448
mYM.kaZIM6738658868022512335128541850/03/455/522/621314935
mYM.73104718024629035733173344654990/09/4168/526/618614046
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
we SkyLine PWN941001718200529452915860/00/017/120/2/DKK/K/DKKKDDKDDKDDKKKDKK/KD/KDKDKXD
r1chardinho[eCh]84104161930063288268900/00/015/131/0K/KKDK/D/KK/KKKKK/DKDDKK/DDDKDDDDDK
we Elviss pwn8510318212017264628302130/00/217/112/1DDKD/KDKKDKKDKKK/KDDKDKD/KK/DK/KK/DDTK/D
pwn88307515870118887984342990/00/249/363/3
mYM.puma508010201003198323591420/01/08/171/0/KKDK/DDKDKDDD/KDDDDKDDDDDKDKK
mYm.RNA63951422700428213238180/01/013/170/1DDKDKDK//DDD/DK/DKKKDKDKDDKDKDKDKDKD
mYM.kaZIM66108162420083630328200/00/015/151/1DKDDDK///DDK/DDD/KDK/KKD/KKKDDKKDKDKK/DK
mYM.602834066100015843488791600/02/036/492/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
we SkyLine PWN1107811103012207918651380/01/19/72/0DTDKK/DKDDK/DDKKKKKDKK
r1chardinho[eCh]3698822400326382748540/00/48/170/0DXKDKDDD/DKDKDDKD/KXDDDDD/DDDKDK
we Elviss pwn70821217301625442742300/02/09/102/1KDDKD/DDKKD//KKKDT/KDK/DKDDKK/
pwn722583149100211726173552220/03/526/344/1
mYM.puma109651211100221142121180/01/111/90/0K/KDKXK/DDDKDKDKDKKKKKDD
mYm.RNA106761716401627422589820/01/017/100/1KK/KKDKDKK/K/KKDKK/K/D/KTKKXDDKDDDD
mYM.kaZIM5066918002624992551910/02/18/91/3DDDK/TKDK/DKD/DD/KKXK/TDDKK/DD
mYM.88207384550314735572611910/04/236/281/4
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
we SkyLine PWN9510623243107295023861220/01/017/175/0DKKDDDKKKK/DKKK/K/D/DDK/KDDKXKK/KDKSKDKKDKDDKK/D
r1chardinho[eCh]901071921601336573326280/06/212/162/0KDK/KD/TDK/DDDKDKKKDKDDDKKDKKKKDKKKDKDDDD
we Elviss pwn1041062322201435313606260/00/021/183/1DD/KDKXKDDK/DKKKDDKKDKTKDKK/K/KDDKDKDKKDKDKKDKD
pwn9631965671112141013893181760/07/250/5110/1
mYM.puma58801424300131083090180/00/114/190/3KKDK/KKDKDKKDDDKKDDDKDDDDDKDDDDKKDDDDD
mYm.RNA64115182840052905325100/01/417/150/4DKD/DDDD/DK/KDDD/DKKDKDKDDKDDDDKKDDKKKK/KDDKKK
mYM.kaZIM801142025500633053797580/01/219/150/2KKDDDK/KDK//DDKK/K/DDKKKDKKDDDKDKDDKDDDKK/KKD
mYM.673095277120012931810138760/02/750/490/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
we SkyLine PWN5497122211022878262100/10/010/182/1DDDDDKDDK//DDKKDKDDKDDDKDDKDKKDKXKS
r1chardinho[eCh]63841422501627112897201/01/012/151/1KD/DKDDD/K//DDDDK/DKDKDKKDKD/KDDKKKTK
we Elviss pwn80751620400525982548360/00/116/130/1D/KDKDD/KKK/KK/DDKDDDKKDDDK/KKKDKDDK
pwn66256426410111381878066561/11/138/463/3
mYM.puma90691921000527372789360/01/016/142/2K/K/K/KKK/DDDKDKKDKKDKDKDDKKK/KDKKDDDDDD
mYm.RNA10081181810062428217400/00/017/111/1KKK/KDKK/KK/KKDKK/DKDKK/DDDD/DKDKKDD
mYM.kaZIM68981319100529013224360/00/113/130/0DDDKKD/KDDKDDK//KKK/KKKD/DDKKDDD
mYM.8624850582001680668187720/01/146/383/3

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Player Chats
we Elviss pwn [Countdown]: hf
we SkyLine PWN [11:38]: rEINA !
we SkyLine PWN [11:37]: fun
[10:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
r1chardinho[eCh] [10:05]: xd
[9:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
we SkyLine PWN [9:54]: kazim
we SkyLine PWN [9:54]: nic wh
we SkyLine PWN [9:53]: :)
we SkyLine PWN [9:47]: i mean
we SkyLine PWN [9:45]: first action
we SkyLine PWN [9:42]: use with brain
we SkyLine PWN [9:41]: u fucking low
mYM.kaZIM [9:37]: ?
[9:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mYM.kaZIM [9:17]: barrel u mean?*
[9:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:08]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
we SkyLine PWN [5:53]: that hit
[5:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:02]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:26]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:26]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:25]: SGT TESTT connected
[0:53]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:06
[Intermission]: Axis team locked from spectators by we SkyLine PWN
KARMA SPECTATOR [Intermission]: speclock axis if ya want
mYM.kaZIM [Intermission]: shoutout kARMA
mYM.kaZIM [Warmup]: SHOUTOUT: trmp monkey sMiRZz mirror B1gcHeese sqZz derynn PlAyer HyBriD TakerPro zig deep ikki dooppi kARMA 8D
KARMA SPECTATOR [9:02]: any drunk mothers on allied side?
[7:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
KARMA SPECTATOR [7:25]: poemmi ik spreek je morgen man, ik ga ff filmpie kijken
[7:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mYM.puma [7:21]: ik lag
r1chardinho[eCh] [7:18]: KIMBO SLICE
mYM.puma [7:15]: nightnight
KARMA SPECTATOR [7:07]: gn all <3
[7:04]: KARMA SPECTATOR disconnected
[7:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:50]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:14]: The Allied Truck is in position!
mYm.RNA [4:46]: :D
[4:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:35]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:30 (original: 11:06)
mYm.RNA [Intermission]: gg skyline :d
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: xD
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: was luck
mYM.kaZIM [Warmup]: talking about wh
[11:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:03]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[11:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:21]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mYm.RNA [8:47]: nice wilko xd
r1chardinho[eCh] [8:44]: nice team
[7:40]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
mYM.kaZIM [6:34]: fuckign wh
mYM.kaZIM [5:06]: wat
mYM.puma [5:02]: NICE
mYM.kaZIM [4:45]: xD
r1chardinho[eCh] [3:35]: :D
r1chardinho[eCh] [3:35]: :D
mYM.kaZIM [3:26]: clean game and mad about clean players
mYM.kaZIM [3:20]: piece of shirt
mYM.kaZIM [2:09]: xD
mYM.kaZIM [1:30]: lz are u serious?
r1chardinho[eCh] [0:31]: GG
we SkyLine PWN [0:29]: gg
mYM.kaZIM [0:24]: what gg
mYM.puma [0:04]: 3-0
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: and
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: kazimir
r1chardinho[eCh] [Intermission]: kazim is so retarded
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: ye
r1chardinho[eCh] [Intermission]: that even dont know rulez
mYM.puma [Intermission]: ggs
mYM.puma [Intermission]: i have to go
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: np
we Elviss pwn [Intermission]: gg
mYM.kaZIM [Intermission]: u shit
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: u cant play with that shit kazim
mYM.kaZIM [Warmup]: wh
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: and u are stillshit
r1chardinho[eCh] [Warmup]: wh?
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: fuicking amazing
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: tard
mYM.puma [Warmup]: ok let's finish
r1chardinho[eCh] [Warmup]: whos wh?
r1chardinho[eCh] [Warmup]: you are just nobrain
r1chardinho[eCh] [Warmup]: thats not my fault
mYM.kaZIM [Warmup]: at least 2 wh
r1chardinho[eCh] [11:30]: :D
[10:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:32]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[9:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
mYM.kaZIM [9:09]: to good
[8:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:33]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[8:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:13]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
we SkyLine PWN [4:20]: gg
we SkyLine PWN [4:16]: a
we SkyLine PWN [4:16]: ok
we SkyLine PWN [4:16]: XD
r1chardinho[eCh] [4:15]: xd
mYm.RNA [3:08]: gg
mYM.kaZIM [2:07]: suck my fidkc
we SkyLine PWN [1:48]: and
mYM.puma [1:48]: gg
r1chardinho[eCh] [1:48]: gg nobrain
mYM.kaZIM [1:47]: clean game
we SkyLine PWN [1:47]: kazimir
mYm.RNA [1:44]: :ddd
we SkyLine PWN [1:44]: fucking trash
r1chardinho[eCh] [1:42]: kazim
we SkyLine PWN [1:42]: kazimir
we SkyLine PWN [1:41]: xD
[1:39]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
we SkyLine PWN [1:38]: clean game?
[1:38]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:22 (original: 12:00)
r1chardinho[eCh] [Intermission]: clear game because your mother clear toilet
[Intermission]: mYM.puma disconnected
mYM.kaZIM [Intermission]: i want admin spec this shit game
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: u are only obvious
r1chardinho[eCh] [Intermission]: thats right
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: ye
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: spec
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: idiot
r1chardinho[eCh] [Intermission]: you can suck my balls
[Intermission]: mYm.RNA disconnected
r1chardinho[eCh] [Warmup]: you fcking low
r1chardinho[eCh] [Warmup]: prick

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