team exitium vs meet your masters (2160 views)

fi Webe
si Aniky
be Azur
fr kazim
fr sMiRZz
ca monkey
21.01.14 00:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth mYm.zizi 56 kills
Killing Spree mYm.Penis 4 frags without being killed
Accountant mYm.zizi 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ex+3 SALAMI 16 gibs
...and stay dead! ex+3 SALAMI 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning mYm.Penis 38 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! mYm.zizi 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ex+3 Aniky 188 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! mYm.bite 257 damage per frag
What objective? ex+3 Aniky 268 XP
Red Shirt ex+3 SALAMI 74 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ex+3 SALAMI 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ex^++3 S^EAMI 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ex+3 SALAMI 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ex+3 SALAMI 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ex+3 SALAMI722465374160323986183252430/12/029/287/5186113412
ex+3 Aniky832685566501139809102012810/01/238/301/617815539
ex^++3 S^EAMI70175426080111964810273281/06/121/336/323017134
ex+3 7568915020029054729318287995521/09/188/3314/319814638
mYm.bite51218336540010853510121740/00/523/283/525915638
mYm.Penis712335070502996739894620/01/238/372/319314145
mYm.zizi9523956591201141059193032190/03/330/237/418915835
mYm.7269013919421033328799293183550/04/391/2312/421415236
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ex+3 SALAMI81231822400338032654360/00/00/20/0K/KK/K/DD
ex+3 Aniky100452020300133302928900/00/04/30/0KDD/KDKK
ex^++3 S^EAMI5213101920003225338100/00/00/41/0DDDKD
ex+3 7881486190041035889631260/00/04/91/0
mYm.bite357720100017333630380/00/00/10/1DDD
mYm.Penis6822152220013451359700/00/05/10/0DKKK/KDK
mYm.zizi110152119300137793131720/00/04/20/0DKDKDKK/D
mYm.7144436160028963103581100/00/09/40/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ex+3 SALAMI3189103230212243728231680/01/05/156/5K/D/D//DDDDT/KK/DD/DDDDD/DKD/KDTDDDD/KK/KK/K
ex+3 Aniky45107112410042614392100/00/111/150/5DDDD/DX/KDDKKKDK/DKDDDDK/DKKDDDDDKDK
ex^++3 S^EAMI7082142030042984329200/01/112/141/2DDKDDKKK/K//DDKDDKDKDDDK/KXDDKKDKKD
ex+3 492783576702208035100361680/02/228/447/12
mYm.bite60961220200733432501360/00/19/103/2KDD/D/K/DDK/DKKDK//DDDKKK/KKDDDK
mYm.Penis1161112118101533243118540/01/119/132/0KTKKKDDKD/KKKDKX/KKDDK/K/K/KKKDKDDKKDKDDD
mYm.zizi1271192318701933692416470/02/116/56/4/KKXKKKDKKK/KKDKKDDKT/K//KK/K/DK/K/KKKDDDKD
mYm.10132656561002211003680351370/03/344/2811/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ex+3 SALAMI1251342520901836212848390/11/024/111/0DKK//KKDKDDKDKKDDDK/DTK/KDKDK/K/KK/KKKKKXKKK/KD
ex+3 Aniky10911624221018386533521910/01/123/121/1TKK/KDKD/K//KKDK/DDDKKK/KDDKDKKK/KKDKKK/DDKKDKD
ex^++3 S^EAMI85801821301734393600281/05/09/154/1XDDK/KDDKDDKKKDDKKKXDKK/K/KK/KK/D/KDDKT/DD
ex+3 10633067631303231092598002581/17/156/386/2
mYm.bite56115142510033459399000/00/414/170/2DKDDK/DDKKDK/KDDDKKKKXDKDKDDKDDDDDD/DKDD
mYm.Penis46100143020132898317980/00/114/230/3KDKDDKDK///DDKDKKKDDDTDDDDDKDDDDDKDKDDKDDKKDD
mYm.zizi5410512222004344337561000/01/210/161/0DKDKDK/K//D/DKDKDDDDKDKDDDDKDKDDKK
mYm.523204077501109800109251080/01/738/561/5

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Player Chats
[9:09]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
mYm.bite [9:07]: ffs
[8:39]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:29]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:24]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:21]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:19]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:21]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:06]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:54 (original: 10:00)
ex^++3 S^EAMI [Intermission]: king of docruns as usual.
[10:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:46]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:14]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:07]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
mYm.zizi [1:47]: THIS IS MY RIFLE!
mYm.zizi [1:46]: WITH ARTILLERY WITH ARTILLERY WITH ARTILLERY
mYm.Penis [1:03]: xd
[1:02]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:57
mYm.Penis [Intermission]: aniky their is a wall
mYm.Penis [Intermission]: stop shooting the wall
mYm.Penis [Warmup]: plz
ex+3 SALAMI [Warmup]: their
ex+3 SALAMI [Warmup]: THEIR
ex+3 SALAMI [Warmup]: T
ex+3 SALAMI [Warmup]: H
ex+3 SALAMI [Warmup]: E
ex+3 SALAMI [Warmup]: I
ex+3 SALAMI [Warmup]: R
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
ex+3 Aniky [9:34]: xd
[9:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:36]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:32]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:49]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
mYm.Penis [1:34]: gg
ex^++3 S^EAMI [0:33]: FUCk you
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:57)
ex^++3 S^EAMI [Intermission]: n1 own
[Intermission]: mYm.Penis disconnected
[Intermission]: ex+3 SAMI disconnected
[Intermission]: ex+3 Aniky disconnected

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